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Shadow-Callum
Video Game House
*Shows up on the midnight channel* Hello everyone watching this My name is Callum and today I'll be playing video games so can and play with me if u don't well sucks for u *Midnight channel shuts off*
Shadow-Callum
I will always be alone
Archer4534
What the where am I
Archer4534
I guess I should go deeper *walks in deeper into the house*
Shadow-Callum
I see that my other self is already here I'll mess with him later
Shadow-Callum
Now all I'll get started *goes into a room*
Archer4534
Wow there's a lot of games here I just hope there's is more *Keeps walking deeper*
Shadow-Callum
Now time to put on a show
Shadow-Callum
So everyone can subscribe
Archer4534
I can't see throught this fog I just don't end up back in the enterence
Archer4534
I'll enter this room but the a lot of computers here *enters the room and sees a big TV* holy crap this TV is huge
Archer4534
There a Wii U, Ps3, Ps4, and a 3DS hmm just like the ones I have
Nes
When Archer comes inside the room, he'll see a little boy playing something, upon researching it further it would reveal it was a Nintendo Switch. I heard this was missing here, so here you go. Do you want to play with me on this?
Archer4534
Sorry I don't play the Switch
Queef
Unfortunately, the console known as a "Wii" is nowhere to be found. On the other hand, there is a single Nintendo Switch, all bloodied from that of Archer's family. "I see, so that's what happened...?"
Nes
Oh that's a shame, you should try it It's the best console there is!! He would then try to give a joycon to Archer with a smile on his face.
Queef
Upon closer inspection, the deceased body of the so called "Luchan" is also present. Makoto sighs.
Shadow-Callum
Hahaha I see people r already here Isn't that right me
Captain_Coke
SON OF A BITCH!! Off to the side of the room is an angry bald man wearing a red overcoat with the Coca-Cola logo on the back of it who just slammed his PS3 controller on the ground. He seems to have died in a combat game about a cyborg ninja that he’s playing on a small flat screen TV. This piece of shit game is gettin’ on my goddamn nerves!
Archer4534
Huh *sees my shadow* great
Shadow-Callum
I'm a shadow the true self
AkeShu
Jumps through the window carrying my Switch Hey so I heard we were all gonna play some Mario Kart and Splatoon together!?!
Shadow-Callum
My other self know what I'm about to say but that won't do but my saying will work
Shadow-Callum
I will ever be alone no friends I'm always alone
Nes
Oh yeah! Let's go!!! MK8 is always fun bring it on!! Challenges Ake at Mario Kart on the switch.
AkeShu
Please don't choose the AC stage I suck at that one!
Switch_masterrace
***SUDDENLY SWITCH*** YO SUP IT'S YA BOI SWITCH COMIN AT YA LIVE FROM DEEP WEB HERE TO TELL YOU THAT ARCHER IS GEY AND Wii U IS AS DEAD AS MY GRANDMA AND MAN SHE IS FUCKING DEAD BUT HEY WE GOT SWITCH NOW SO HELL I DON'T CARE IF ANYONE DIED AS LONG AS I CAN PLAY MY DK TROPICAL FREEZE ON THE GO!! MAN I LOVE TO PAY FOR A GAME THAT WAS ORIGINALLY 40$ AND HAD A PRICE CUT, 60$ NOW IT'S GREAT BUSINESS NINTENDO I LOVE YOU REGGI ALSO CAN'T WAIT FOR SMASH ON SWITCH IT GONNA BE HELLA BANGING TO SMASH MY FRIENDS HARD
Archer4534
No that's not true I got friends I'm not alone *shouts at my shadow self* UR NOT ME
oh-no
oh no. it has begun.
Shadow-Callum
HahahaHAHAHA That's right I ain't u I'm myself now *turns into a giant shadow*
Captain_Coke
Well shit.
AkeShu
The giant shadow turns out to be a large Switch
Shadow-Callum
Now time to die
oh-no
can i just like, play on the switch? oh no is dead already.
Shadow-Callum
Ake I'm not a fucking switch get the hell out *wacks Ake away*
Captain_Coke
Cokedower throws one of his swords at the shadow. Eat shit!
Shadow-Callum
I'll destroy everything
Shadow-Callum
*wacks the sword away*
Archer4534
He's not me I'm not alone
Nes
OI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?? Why did you wack Ake, no one can defeat the switch power!! FEEL MY WRATH!! PK STARSTORM!! A great number of meteors starts falling on everthing destroying all consoles other that Switch and maybe hitting Archer too.
Switch_masterrace
He's not me I'm not alone YOU ARE NOT ALONE ANYMORE THANKS TO NINTENDO SWITCH THE LATEST CONSOLE RELEASED BY NINTENDO! SWITCH IS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND WILL KEEP YOU COMPANY IN HOME, OUTSIDE AND EVEN WHEN YOU TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!!! IT'S IT MAGIAL!?!?
Captain_Coke
Alright, screw this. Cokedowner flies away on his helicopter.
Shadow-Callum
No one can stop me I'll kill u all *is about to hit Archer*
AkeShu
Sniffle Protecc me
Archer4534
*ducks and squts away*
Switch_masterrace
ALSO SWITCH IS JUST 299$ AND HOUSES MANY EXCLUSIVES SUCH AS ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD, MARIO ODASSY AND MUCH MORE TO COME! NOT ONLT THAT BUT NEW AAA GAMES SUCH AS DOOM AND WOLFENSTEIN 2 NEW COLOSSUS ARE ON SWITCH TO SO ITS A GREAT DEAL WITH THIS BEEFED UP HANDHELD THAT DOUBLES AS A HOMECONSOLE!! BUY YOURS NOW!!!!!!!
Shadow-Callum
The Switch shouldn't be here it's trash isn't that right
AkeShu
Then you shouldn't be here either
JackieBoy
Hugs Archan Nya~
Switch_masterrace
The Switch shouldn't be here it's trash isn't that rightOH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD HOW MISTAKEN YOU ARE!!!! *THROWS A SWITCH AT HIM* PLAY IT AND YOU WILL SEE THE POWER OF THE BEST THING EVER MADE!!!
Archer4534
That's right but
Captain_Coke
>Switch >it’s trash isn’t that right That is some low quality bait right there, my dude.
Shadow-Callum
*breaks the Switch easly*
Archer4534
*sees Jackie hugging me* Jackie-chan
Switch_masterrace
*breaks the Switch easly*THROWS MORE SWITCH I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!!! ONLY WAY YOU CAN STOP ME IS BUY PLAYING AND BUYING A UNIT YOU DUMBDUMB!!
Switch_masterrace
*breaks the Switch easly*THROWS MORE SWITCH I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!!! ONLY WAY YOU CAN STOP ME IS BUY PLAYING AND BUYING A UNIT YOU DUMBDUMB!!
Shadow-Callum
Jackie-chan y r u hugging the other me he will always been alone
Shadow-Callum
*wacks all the switches away* Stop throwing me pieces of garbage
Joseph_Joestar
*Jackie turns into a Jackie-themed Switch
AkeShu
If we were throwing garbage we'd be throwing Archer
Switch_masterrace
*wacks all the switches away* Stop throwing me pieces of garbage AAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH I HAVE UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF SWITCH GRANTED TO ME BY OUR TRUE GOD SATORU IWATA AND I CAN DO THIS FOREVER!!! PLAY US!!!!! BUY US!!!! BE WITH US!!!!!
Joseph_Joestar
*Suddenly, a stormcloud appears overhead and Switches start raining down*
JackieBoy
Jackie notices Archan's shadow Two Archans?! The more than merrier!~ She hugs them both
Archer4534
Joseph no Jackie-chan isn't doing that
Nes
Is this the game we're playing now? Very well i will help too! PK SWITCHSTORM!! A big number of Earthbound limited edition switches starts to fall gently all over the place
Archer4534
*hugs Jackie back*
Switch_masterrace
YOU ARE SURROUNDED ARCHER!!! AHAHAHAHAHHA PLAY SWITCH PLAY SWITCH ITS REALLY FUN I PROMISE ITS FUN PLAY SWITCH AAAAHAAHHAHA
Aishiomi
Somebody lend me an Archer to throw at this giant Switch
Shadow-Callum
Ugh *messing up* what's is going on
Shadow-Callum
Eff the Switch *breaks all the Switches*
Shadow-Callum
U guys aren't Persona users
Switch_masterrace
Eff the Switch *breaks all the Switches*ITS HOPELESS YOU FOOL ITS HOPELESS AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH PLAY PLAY PLAY SWITCH IT HAS NEW POKEMON IN IT!!!
Joseph_Joestar
"You damn fool.... all the switches had bombs that explode upon destruction.... enjoy your life ending"
(edited by Joseph_Joestar)
Shadow-Callum
Only Persona users can defeat me
Joseph_Joestar
Fine.... I guess I'll reveal my stan--- I mean persona...... NINTENDUUUU SWITCHOOOOO!!!!
Shadow-Callum
*uses Hama on Joseph*
Shadow-Callum
Take that
Gin
*Appears and starts throwing Nintendo Switches at Archer*
Switch_masterrace
*uses Hama on Joseph*YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL!!!! SWITCH IS A PERSONA! ITS ALSO A STAND! AND ITS THE GOD!!!!! SWITCH IS OUR CREATOR!!!!! PRAISE THE SWITCH!!!!!! ALL HAIL SWITCH
Joseph_Joestar
too bad the plastic Nintendo uses to make the Switch makes it immune to everything
AkeShu
All Switches reflect everything
Shadow-Callum
*uses mekouha to destory the Switches*
AkeShu
All Switches reflect everything I repeat
Aishiomi
Currently is holding yet another switch
Shadow-Callum
I'm the fool ur all fool don't u all realize that the Switch is no good
Joseph_Joestar
"and now, for my Switch's ultimate attack....." SUPER SMASH ODYSSEY OF THE WILD!!!
Joseph_Joestar
*The switch destroys half the universe*
Switch_masterrace
*uses mekouha to destory the Switches* wait you hear that? ....it...it sounds like.....it soUNDS LIKE MORE SWITCHES!!!!!! IT'S HOPELESS HOPELESS HOPELESS HOPELESS HOPELESS HOPELESS HOPELESS HOPELESS HOPELESS HOPELESS !!! SWITCHS NEVER STOP COMING!!!!! THEY ARE ABSOLUTE!!!! SWITCH IS OUR EXISTENCE!!!!!!!
Shadow-Callum
The Switch should never existed in the first place
Shadow-Callum
*defends*
Joseph_Joestar
But it did.... the switch gave us our freedom, but it can also take it away... it is an absolute force that must not be trifled with
Switch_masterrace
The Switch should never existed in the first place TOO BAD IT DOES NOW!!!! WELL TIME FOR YOU TO JOIN US!! JOIN THE FUCK ARCHER!!! JOIN THE F U N!
Switch_masterrace
oh shit i meant fun not fuck
InterNiko
Niko appears and points at Archer. "YOU." He gets into a battle stance. "LET'S GO, GODDAMNIT."
Shadow-Callum
The Switch is r enemy u guys should realize that
Joseph_Joestar
JOIN THE FUCK ARCHER!!! HAH! GAYYYY!
Gin
*Starts throwing Original Xbox's at Archer*
Shadow-Callum
*holds up a dark Master Sword*
Joseph_Joestar
Geez Gin, we don't want to break EVERY bone in his body...
Switch_masterrace
The Switch is r enemy u guys should realize thatOUR ENEMY IS THE OTHER USELESS CONSOLES AND PC!!!!!! SWITCH IS OUR KIND AND BLISSFUL GOD AND WE OWN OUR LIFE TO HIM!!!! PRAISE BE!!!! PRAISE BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Shadow-Callum
People need to stay DOWN *uses mahama on everyone except for Jackie and Archer*
JackieBoy
The Switch should never existed in the first place TOO BAD IT DOES NOW!!!! WELL TIME FOR YOU TO JOIN US!! JOIN THE FUCK ARCHER!!! JOIN THE F U N! Don't mind if I do~
Archer4534
EVERYBODY STOP
Joseph_Joestar
No, Archer, we can't!We must make this the longest thread on the Phansite, and thus, we cannot give in! SWITCHOOO POWAAAAH GOOOOOOO!!!! *Begins charging huge energy bomb*
Natsuki
Natsuki opened up her manga book and then she summoned a giant PS3 console monster where it was trying to destroy everyone and everything around it. Hehe~ Enjoy this. Natsuki used her manga book where she then vanished out of thin air.
Gin
Geez Gin, we don't want to break EVERY bone in his body... Oh shit. Sorry. *Goes back to throwing Nintendo Switches at Archer.*
Eito
Spontaneously manifests in a convenient spot. "Where am I and who do I kill for interrupting my most amazing of naps?"
Joseph_Joestar
*The PS3 console monster drowns the in the overwhelming amount of Switches*
Archer4534
My Shadow is right I'll always be alone I need friends by my side
Switch_masterrace
IT'S RAINING SWITCH!!! HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING SWITCH dances in the switch rain
Aishiomi
One. Kill Archer. Two. I’ll pay you.
InterNiko
Niko approaches Jackie, forgetting Archer's existence. "Hey, um, you wanna go get a coffee later?"
Queef
She calls out to the gods above. "O thine deities from Heaven's Crib, lend me your strength. By the holy power which thou possesses, may thee be granted with th'sacred persona." Her eyes narrow. "SWITCHSONAAA!!!" Suddenly, a gigantic persona in the form of a Nintendo Switch appears, radiating the same blue flame as all others. She smiles, briefly closing her eyes to wish thanks to those who heeded her wish before opening them again, a fire in her eyes and a proud smirk on her face. "Prepare to meet your end!!"
Switch_masterrace
My Shadow is right I'll always be alone I need friends by my side SWITCH CAN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!
Eito
"Done." Odysseus is summoned and sets fire to literally fucking everything. "Does this work?"
Shadow-Callum
Ugh shut up shut up *getting stronger*
Gin
Actually, yeah that is a good Idea *Sumons a blizzard and freezes literally fucking everything*
Joseph_Joestar
She calls out to the gods above. "O thine deities from Heaven's Crib, lend me your strength. By the holy power which thou possesses, may thee be granted with th'sacred persona." Her eyes narrow. "SWITCHSONAAA!!!" Suddenly, a gigantic persona in the form of a Nintendo Switch appears, radiating the same blue flame as all others. She smiles, briefly closing her eyes to wish thanks to those who heeded her wish before opening them again, a fire in her eyes and a proud smirk on her face. "Prepare to meet your end!!" I already have a switch Persona I mean stand
Archer4534
Guys I know the weakness
Queef
"I begged the gods Joe, let me at him!!"
Archer4534
It's dark skills
Gin
It's weakness is Nintendo Switches!!! *Throws Nintendo Switches at the Real Archer*
Archer4534
Well curse skills
Aishiomi
310 million yen for both Gin, Eito, and Luna have a nice day. You’ll have no use for the money
Archer4534
*has no effect*
Eito
"This is the greatest idea." Stabs literally fucking everything. Especially the unholy Switches.
Joseph_Joestar
"I begged the gods Joe, let me at him!!" *Baton Passes to Queef* I give you the power of SWWIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHH
Archer4534
See only dark/curse skills
Switch_masterrace
DARKNESS IS MY ELEMENT AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH SWITCH GET'S STRONGER
Gin
Yay! I love Monopoly Money! *COntinue throwing Nintendo Switches at the real Archer*
Archer4534
Dark/curse skills is my weakness
Gin
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444933137022320660/453376338137579521/Let_the_party_begin.gif
Archer4534
*pats Jackie's head*
Shadow-Callum
No not the dark skills ugh *gets weaker*
Switch_masterrace
*pats Jackie's head* pats archer with switch
Eito
"Monopoly Money's the best." Sets fire to fucking everything again.
Archer4534
*slaps the Switch away*
Switch_masterrace
*slaps the Switch away* pats with switch even harder
Hackerman
Hacks time and space to restore all the broken switches.
Queef
*Baton Passes to Queef* I give you the power of SWWIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHH A blue flame surrounds her as she begins to chant. "Oh holy new power bestowed upon thee - may it be unlocked and guide us to the utter destruction of those unholy and disbelieving of the Switch God. Now, come forth! Switchsona use Wrath of the Wild!!" A flurry of darkness appears from seemingly nowhere, engulfing both the real Archer and his shadow. "Did you not heed the rules of the victims? They're left in a state of helplessness when confronted with their shadow. It is for this reason I crown thee a phony - a fake! Alas, you still deny the Switch so you must suffer your greatest fear; the dark (yourself)!"
Archer4534
*slaps the switch away* No more Switches plz
Archer4534
*walks to my shadow* To tell the truth I hate being alone so I shall accept who I am
Shadow-Callum
What the what's going on *is weaken*
Archer4534
Time to face the truth
Sony
delivers a Playstation 4 themed Nintendo switch We made the best console ever.
Archer4534
Sony no Switch is a bad system
Archer4534
No Switch in this thread
Archer4534
Hey Jackie-chan do u hate the Switch
(edited by Archer4534)
Archer4534
Wow no one is talking here
Marionette
wonderful and complex observation you made there. Perhaps it should stay that way
Archer4534
wonderful and complex observation you made there. Perhaps it should stay that way It shouldn't
Archer4534
Can someone talk in this thread
Sony
Is playing Nintendo switch.
Archer4534
Eff the Switch
Shadow-Callum
Yeah no one likes the Switch
Captain_Coke
Like I said, Archer, your low quality bait isn’t working.
Shadow-Callum
Wow rude
PhantomGana112
PEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAAAA!!!!!! BLACK FROST REK ALL DESE PEEPS!