<i>The greatest of all Vaporeons arrives on the scene with a blissful look on his face.</i> What up followers of the false one. How goes all the things.

Maybe I am maybe i'm not~ <i>The great Vaporeon slyly winks to Jolteon as he walks around passing pieces of blue stone with black marking within it. He then nears the door gazing at all the possible followers within the building. </i> There will be a gathering soon. If you wish to become one with the kitten holy then your heart will guide you to the greater stars. I hope to see all you awesome believers there. <i>He leaves with a calm wave of his paw.</i>

Aww no one liked my awesome intro. <i>The greto Vaporeon just sighs with false defeat as he sinks to the ground.</i> Took my like a day to work on it people and skeleton things.

Ha! Lodges are for the wholly lost that will never awaken. We of the kitten holy cycle worship outside after consuming from the local seed. <i>Pleased at a possible awakened one the divine Vaporeon stands with both of his hands over his heart. His eyes grow misty with fond memories of the hunt that led to his resurrection. </i> Seeing that you may be one of us I will share with you a scared tradition of ours. <i>He leans over to whisper at the curious dear.</i> Every full moon we go to the local highlands and swear an oath of blood to the great stone. With it's darling shine of blue it will help you see the great cat in the sky. The cat that protects us from the fobbideneded ones.

Alola denizens of this vast infantismal and beautiful world. <i>So a vaporeon walks into a library swishing its tail about without a care in the world.</i> It is I the spiritual vaporeon of greater destiny coming to bless you all.

The ability to see the astral processes of the cosmos of course you fine looking species. <i>The greater vaporeon of destiny stands on his tiny hind legs, using his tail for added height. Wrapping an arm around the back of Sylveon's head he waves his other arm in front of the two of them. Sparkling eyes accompany this dramatic gesture. </i> There is a galaxy out there my dear and I preach the good word of the kitten holy.<div class='edited'>(edited by Vaporeon)</div>

<i> The holy Vaporeon snaps Dry-bones peace offering with a single webbed fist and then sneers at Demi-Fiend.</i> I am the bringer of the cosmos and every evil entities worst nightmare. <i>He poses with one leg up and both arms up in a pouncing motion.</i> V A P O R E O N S

Ahh what manner of devilry is this! <i>The benevolent Vaporeon falls on his tush at the sudden arrival of Jolteon. Surprised he couldn't help wording out his thoughts yet now attempt to draw them back with a cough.</i> I am sharing the ways of kitten holy to a possible believer you curious creature. If you wish I can show you the stars too and begin you on the path to greater wisdoms. Join today and you may even get the legendary fosh of great sacrifice.

Woah demons are an actual thing. Like the big fangy creatures you see on tv and vidya? <i>The great Vaporeon curiously at the two usual humans while hiding his annoyance at being ignored so quick. Human could be beyond condescending sometimes.</i> Are they dangerous. Would be pretty cool if they were. <div class='edited'>(edited by Vaporeon)</div>