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UNTOUCHABLE, again.
(Again, Untouchable in Shibuya opens, while playing slick music in the shop. )


*Enters the shop* Hello.
*Iwai turns to Hisato.*
What do you want today?
I want a gun.
We got a new model in, really hard to get a hold of.
*Iwai turns behind him and nods, a huge arsenal of revolvers, assault rifles and even grenade launchers appear, Iwai points to the one in the middle the, 'Hellfire'.*
Hellfire huh?
*Iwai turns to Hisato and nods.*
Well i take a revolver.
(A young girl wanders into the store looking around at the various guns curiously)

Hmm let's see maybe I should get...

(She looks over to the counter and waves)

Oh hello Shopkeep-san and um Whoever-san, I don't think we've met but I'm Homura Akemi, nice to meet you I'm sure.

(She bows at them before returning to looking around)
Nice to meet you too. I'm Hisato. *Continues to look at the weapons*
*Iwai nods towards Hisato. He looks back at the wall, he nods six times, a whole intire arsenal of revolvers appear, they are in a shape of a pyramid, on the top being 'Twilight'.*
That Twilight looks kinda good.
*Iwai turns towards the two, with a blank stare, then turning back, staring at the guns.*
I take the Twilight.
(The girl finishes looking around and walks to the counter with a slight frown on her face)

Um excuse me Shopkeep-san but... Well this seems to be an airsoft store? I well how do I say this...

(She sighs and looks around nervously)

I need real weapons actually, it's a long story but fake won't do the trick, Do you have anything like that?
*Iwai turns to Hisato first, picking up Twilight from the wall.*
Â¥48400..
*Iwai then turns to the girl and scratches his head.*
I have real armor and somewhat 'real' weapons..
(She looks at him and tilts her head) Real armor? Hmm I've never thought about armor before... I wonder if I could...

(She shakes her head)

No never mind, but um how real do those weapons get? To put it honestly well I need something that can kill things.

um you might not know but there's lots of stuff around other than just humans and animals Shopkeep-san.

I guess you could call them monsters... (She looks down at her feet) You probably think I'm just crazy though.
You a phantom thief? *Iwai then chuckles.*
*Pays for the gun* Thanks.
Phantom Thief? (She shakes her head at him and walks to the door) No Shopkeep-san I'd rather not get into what I really am though so... Think that if it helps sure! Anyways I'll be going now.

(She walks out the door and into a back alley her clothes bursting into a Magical Girl outfit as she leaps onto a rooftop and dashes off)
*Iwai first stares at the girl, generally very puzzled, then staring back at Hisato.* You better not pull a prank with this.
I won't. It's for my collection.
*Iwai nods, then looks back at the wall, nodding once, resetting the wall to its 'normal' state.*
Well see you later! *Walks out*
*Iwai waits for another customer, growing quite bored.*
*Himeno enters the shop, casually skimming the selection of weapons* So it's just model guns here... *She mutters something else under her breath as she looks around for anything interesting.*
*Iwai turns to Himeo.* You looking to buy? *Iwai turns to the wall behind him, nodding once, a whole entire arsenal of new weapons, such as grenade launchers, shotguns as well as some armor.*
My guns are better then this crap you call a firearms store
Yes. I'm looking for... *Something finally catches her eye. She doesn't trust herself with a gun, but it wouldn't hurt to have a backup of something else...* How much does that knife cost?
*Iwai turns to Alucard.* What did you say!? You better not give this shit to my customers!
Pardon but who's selling shit here? You? Oh is it me?
*Iwai then takes a deep breath, turning to Himeo.* You mean the Igniter? Costs ¥11600.
...I should have enough. *After checking the total for a moment, she hands some money to Iwai*
*Iwai then turns to Alucard.* Don't say stupid shit like that, I'm done with you. *Iwai then picks a katana from the wall and points it towards Alucard.*
*Iwai then takes the money with his left hand, using the katana with his right.*
*Whip out cassuls and shoots up the place laughing and grinning* PARTY TIME
*Iwai then picks the 'Igniter' by the handle with the left hand, handing it over to Himeo.*
And that's my cue to leave. *Himeno takes the knife and dashes out of the store*
*Iwai ducks behind the counter, pulling out a phone and calling the Yakuza.*
*Suddenly, a car drives by, drawing out a 'Phantom killer' opening fire through the windows.*
*Passes by and notices the Yakuzas* What the?
*The car quickly drives awy as a magizine drops to the ground. Iwai gets up slowly, writing something on a piece of paper, then taping it on the wall, reading 'Broken Glass Please Be Careful' In big bold letters.
*Iwai sits back down in his chair, waiting for the next customer.*
*Walks in* What the hell happened?
*Gets back up gun aimed at @Iwai_ and pulls the trigger* Welp i had my fun
*Iwai barely dodges the bullet, a group of police come in and bust open the door, tackling Alucard.*
*Iwai sighs very, very, deeply.*
*Kills the Police*
*Gets into cover*
So any more shit you have to throw at me cause I'm not paying for this shit
*The police attempt to handcuff Alucard, Iwai stares at Hisato, taking a deep breath.*
*Iwai slides over the counter, attempting to kick him while sliding.*
*Again kills the police laughing*
Wow you're just letting people die today
*I draw my katana from the wall and attempt to slice Alucards eyes.*
It won't work!
*I smile and then i shoot then shoot @Iwai_ in the head multiple times glasses broken*
Your looking a REAL VAMPIRE
T-This guy is vampire?!
What did you expect the shirtless guys?
No like an assasin or something!
So do I kill you now or later?
*Iwai quickly shifts his katana towards the gun, trying to chop the bullets in half, Iwai sorta succeeds but, a bullet hits him straight in the chest, Iwai falls.* Fuck.. you.. *Iwai closes his eyes.*
OOC: Edgey af
I can't die here.... I can't die here...
*Kills everyone*
*Quickly runs out*
*Iwai quickly rolls out the door, actually still alive, Iwai then calls more Yakuza.*
* reddish feathers surround Iwai as he can feel his consciousness coming back to him*
Wow! Looks like I made it just in time!
*Walks out leaving a tip and a customer review of 0 stars*
*Iwai quickly gets back on jis feet, and runs off. Yakuza come in with assault rifles attempt to block off the door.*
"I kill everything and everyone and leave* worst customer service
Oh.. Well I guess he was fine. Damn... that's a waste of a phoenix down.... Hey old man! What in the blazes is going on here?
*I come back, drawing a ak-47 and shooting Alucard.*
*A wild Aergia bursts into the store, oblivious to what's currently happening.* Yo!
Weeeeeeeeeelll.... I guess I'm not needed here. * he whistles, waits for boko to arrive and embarks on a new journey! Where will it lead him this time? Next time on " Crystal Warrior Bartz": The bird was a fiend all along?!*
*I drop the gun and quickly go into untouchable again, grabbing duffle bags from the room in the back, and begin packing the guns.*
*Iwai quickly glances towards Aergia, I quickly continue packing.*
*I drop down pretending to be dead*
Oh shit, you doin' something right now? I can leave if you need me to.
*I get back up and gun down @Iwai_*
OOC:At least put me down in style
*I duck down and take my duffle bags and runnn*
*Takes ownership of untouchable* Well hostile takeover is check
I deny this on the grounds that vampires can't have jobs!
Fuck you that's my grounds @Aergia
It's in the constitution man. Read it! *She throws a scroll at him.*
*I take a cigar and burn it*
That's not paper man...
Oh then what is it?
...... I actually don't know. Either way in section seven it lists the creatures that can't have jobs.
A 70 inch plasma screen TV?
Now I got a store to run.Or I shoot you now
Again don't know. Either way Iwai or whatever still owns this place. Sorry about that buddy.
No I killed hin
He's alive man. Deal with it.
*I walk back to Untouchable* Nope..
*The door to the airsoft shop is kicked clean off it's hinges. Old Man Henderson comes riding through on a segway, drinking what seems to be a smoothie. He stops at the counter, and turns to Alucard. He levels his usual shotgun at the "man". *

I heard a shitty little vampire was running around, you got something to do with that big guy?
*A man in a black coat with spiky red hair bursts into the shop.*

I'm here to test your memory, old man!
*Iwai stares in confusion.* Eh..? *Iwai walks towards the cash register and takes the yen inside.*
"Walks in"

Hi!
*Iwai jogs back and picks up his duffle bags, he begins slowly unpacking.*
So, I heard you take weird stuff.
*Iwai begins putting his weapons in the usual places and whatnot.*
Um.... Hello? I got shit to sell!
*Aims cassuls* Fuck you I know the place
Calm down, he is busy
*She runs in through the gaping hole in the shop*

Did someone say shit to sell?

*She puts a hand on her chest and looks smug*

I'll have you know that I am a rare shit collector.
*Kills @Addalme* wow what a wiseass
*I scratch my head and pull out a katana from the duffle bag and point it towards Alucard.* Im done with your shit.
And I'm Carmen sandiego guess where I am!
* I attempt to slice of Alucards guns.*
"He dodges @TFS_Alucard"

Nice try.
*I fire my twin cassuls unloading them into everything and everyone*
I'm sorry but you activated my alu-card
*I duck, drawing another katana, attempting to slice Alucards legs off.*
*They grow back and I lunge at @Iwai_ ripping his throat out*
*In a slow motion dodge that Max Payne would be jealous of, Henderson dodges every single shot. He jumps backwards, and starts screaming at the top of his lungs and unloading at Alucard.*

GOD... DAMN... ILLEGALS!
*She yawns and a magical barrier appears blocking off the shots*

I only came here for shit but if there isn't any ...

*She nabs some gun cartridges*

the byee good people.

*Then run out with a huge smile and a wave*
*my blood spills every where on everything and everyone and I fire my lethal cassuls at @OldManHenderson*
*I dodge in time, I attempt to quickly kick in the nut.*
Jesus Christ your a DICK
You should calm down man.
*Iwai attempts to slice his nut while sliding under his legs.*
*Using his espert knowledge of physics, Henderson smacks the cassuls with the stock of his gun and it goes right back at Alucard. *

BATTER UP YOU GODAMN ILLEGAL!
This is my vacation day and I get to do whatever I want and oh wait your not my boss *I laugh maniacally*
*I maul old man Henderson all restriction levels off*
His names Alucard, D-R-A-C-U-L-A, Alucard. Got it memorized?
*Thanks to his knowledge of how Alucard fights, Henderson expertly predicts Alucard's attacks and points his shotgun at the "man's" head and pulls the trigger. "

LIGHTS OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT LIBERAL!
IM A FUCK MOTHERING VAMPIRE!
*Iwai attempts to grab the casull and spray down on Alucards chest.*
*I still got one and unload it into it into @Iwai_*
"Ignoring the battle is looking the guns"


Hmmm I like this one...
*Iwai kicks the gun off and continues spraying.*
VAMPIRE, LIBERAL? SAME THING!

*Henderson lunges at Alucard and tries to shove grenades down his open mouth.*
Okay hold on I need to take a call....Real pain so *Throws the grenades back*
Also mind if I ask if you got a spare ammo clip so I can unload it in you?
*Iwai shoves the grenade back into Alucards mouth.
*I throw it into the streets*
*Henderson starts singing the German national anthem, well screaming it more like. Using his fast hands, he resets the pins on the grenades and tapes then to Alucard's back. He draws a smiley face on the vampire's back with a permanent marker, and then ducks for cover.*
*I catch it again, then throw it back into the mouth.*
*Iwai does a offensive pose, then leaping over the counter.*
OOC:you know this is fun to me right?
*Iwai turns to Alucard.* Im done with your shit!
*I walk out bored leaving the place to blow up and burn to ashes*
*Little does the idiotic vampire know, the grenades are still there, taped to his back. At some point, Henderson went from singing the German national anthem to the Canadian one. As Alucard goes up in a massive explosion, Henderson sings to himself.*
*I survived and flip the bird*
*It seems like the grenades are rigged, to constantly explode. They don't show any signs of stopping, either. Henderson laughs manically, and breaks the bike lock on some poor sap's bicycle. He hops onto it, and lazily pedals away.*
bomb
OOc: what
ooc: well this is dead.
OOC: Yeah... This happens sometimes... The site is interesting for sure
OOC:Wtf Happened?