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Laharl
This world belongs to me now!
This strange dimension harbors powerful warriors, and thus, it is of great value to me! And all the prinnies living in it will become my slaves! Don't worry, i'll provide security and protection as long as you follow me blindly!
Prinny
Oh no, Dood.
Liam
Where do I sign ?
Addalme
Hi! W-what is happening here?
Liam
Our precious overlord has claimed us.
TFS_Alucard
Oh wow another security company what's this fo
Addalme
Who?
Bgammax
*Gamma walks into the area as a sigh*
Well.... About that... We actually have a president. Any ruling issues you'll need to take up with him.
Also a lot of people really don't care. So... There's that thing too
Ami
Not only do we have a president but we also have a group of weirdos trying to destroy the place, so....
Liam
Wait. When the eff did we get a president? How come I'm not aware of this?
Laharl
A president, you say? I'm not sure what that is, but i'll make sure to kill it!
TFS_Alucard
Maybe I can help...*I grin*
Laharl
Destroy the place? Even more reason to follow me! I'll never allow that to happen!
Liam
( actually I'm pretty sure laharl should know, given that disgaea had a netherworld president.)
Addalme
Who is the president?
Liam
( * disgaea 4)
TFS_Alucard
So who do I kill?
Prinny
If Laharl is here, then that means that Etna can't be far behind, Dood. We gotta hide, dood.
Laharl
(I dunno, Laharl's pretty stupid)
Bgammax
Yeah Liam, his name's Tim, Splat Tim. Not sure how he won the election, but he did.
Not like it matters much, he pretty much just sits around guzzling paint
*gamma looks back over to Laharl*
A president is a democratically elected leader of a country. Though the government doesn't really do much. It exists
Addalme
A penguin?
Liam
* picks up the prinny and throws him at alucard* Hoo boy ! I've always wanted to do this!!!!
Laharl
Well, if he doesn't do much, then what's the point of having him there? If he can't even get up to stop me from taking over, it's clearly not his nation to rule.
TFS_Alucard
Your joking? A penguin?!
Laharl
*Laharl stabs Liam's hand*
Hey, that's my slave! Get your own!
Prinny
Don't throw me, Dooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!
*The Prinny explodes*
Liam
Well I'm rooting for you laharl. I'll make sure to give you my full support using all my alts!
Liam
Even if you stab me!
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head*
I dunno honestly, Tim's... An interesting customer. Still, might wanna see if its ok with him. He has a weird tendency to raze cities when he's upset.
Laharl
Heh, thanks for the support, slave. Now, go build me a castle.
Liam
Laharl rides meteors for fun. That tim ass ain't got shit on him!
Liam
Sure thing dood.

* goes of to build a replica of the overlord's castle. With a statue of kriechevskoy instead of laharl's*
Addalme
Now the penguins can explode? Wow...
Bgammax
Those aren't ordinary penguins. I think they're some kinda demon. Not sure why they explode though, maybe some kind of natural self-defense thing.
Laharl
New rule: You kill a slave, you have to replace them
Prinny
*The Prinny pops back into exsistance*
Not cool, dood.
Liam
oh ! like those bombs in that one final game right?
Addalme
I think they are crazy...
Liam
Good thing I killed the prinny before the rule existed. heheh
Laharl
*Laharl turns to the prinny*
Well, what are you standing around for!
Go in the new castle and break some plates and then sweep them up!
Bgammax
*Gamma looks over to Laharl and raises his hand*

Can we be alot more specific about the definition of "killing" them is? Because I miiiiiight be part of a thing that COULD affect the number of slaves that are left in the Nexus.
Prinny
On it, Dood.
*The Prinny goes into the castle.*
Laharl
Part of a thing? You aren't allowed to do anything that I don't tell you to!
Bgammax
Wow, that sounds like, totally bogus. And also, you dodged the question.
Can we be more specific about the definition of "killing" a slave?
In fact, Can we also specify the definition of "slave" in this case?
Alatreon
"suddenly appears"

RIAAAA!
Liam
( Actually, the most canon thing to do at this point is just to not give a fuck and be super casual about everything towards him. and most of all, don't obey)
bomb
"suddenly appears"
BOOOMB
Laharl
Everyone in my castle is a slave! Everyone in the fields is a slave! If they are dead and I chose to blame you, then you killed them!
Prinny
*The Prinny returns*
DOOOD!
Laharl
What is it, slave?
Addalme
I'll leave, bye!

"He jumps to Alatreon and leaves"
Bgammax
oh, cool, you have to blame me for it to count as killing. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks m8.
Laharl
Hmpf, very well, I have kingly events to attend to. C'ya later! If you do anything illegal, I don't care unless it affects me! *Laharl stretches for a second*
Bgammax
This is the best ruler we've ever had.
I'm gonna go..... Help orphans... Yeah, that's it... Help orphans
*Gamma walks away, smiling*
Laharl
*Laharl then flies into his castle*