Oh, you really ARE dumb. Come on buddy, you should know by now I was faking with that detective bullshit. Same with wanting to help people. In reality what I want is simple. You all love this place, so I want it gone. Destroying what other people hold dear...
*He holds out his hand, as a black fedora materializes in his palm and he places it on his head. As he does, a metal hook in the shape of a snake's head blocks the swing of the hammer. The man looks up with a wicked grin.*
...is truly my favorite thing in the world to do.