Please Do Not Destroy Me - Phansite Archive

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Nexus

Please Do Not Destroy Me

Think of all I have to offer!

NotIgor

no.

Laharl

Alright, slave, you have 3 minutes to convince me to let you work for me.

Skeletor

You can't be destroyed until I conquer you!!!

Laharl

Shut up, skeleton slave. I'm the only overlord around here.

Bgammax

I live here. Please do not destroy it. Then I would not be alive. That is bad.

Laharl

Shut up, pinky. I can kill you if I want to.

Bgammax

I mean, wouldn't you have to accuse yourself in order for it to be killing? And then you'd have to replace me. Sounds like a hassle to me.

Laharl

Tch, don't try and use logic against me!

Bgammax

Hey, don't look at me. I'm just following the rules you gave me. Not my fault if you forgot em

Yu-Narukami

Lord Laharl, please execute the Nexus, it must learn to respect your power.

Laharl

Rules don't apply to me! I'm a goddamn overlord!

Bgammax

wait a second.... If its only killing if you say it is... Does that mean legally you can't be killed?
Loophole, found.

Laharl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Very well, loyal follower! That's it, Nexus, you're through! *Summons a giant meteor and rides it towards the Nexus*

Laharl

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA You're damn right I can't be killed! I'm the legendary overlord, Laharl!

Yugi_Muto

You fool. I activate my trap card, Plot Device Negate Attack.

This card lets me dra- shit wrong one.

This card negates your attack.

Bgammax

That's not.....
Actually,sure, yes, you're invincible. You should definitely sleep some more and not watch your back at all. Yep... Just like that.

Laharl

Trap card? That sounds gay. Go play this gay card game with your nohomo friends.

Yugi_Muto

Screw you too buddy. Play by the rules nerd.

NotIgor

What does pot of greed do?

Laharl

Nope, I will not allow you to screw me. I've kept my virginity for 1316 years. Nice try, bub.

Bgammax

@NotIgor
I've got you there pal

Yugi_Muto

You've never even touched a boob I bet you smelly loser.

Yugi_Muto

I on the other hand have.

Ami

Don't worry. We'll save you. And make you even better than you were before.

Yugi_Muto

That's just a Monster Reborn then.

That card lets you return a monster in a graveyard to the battlefield.

Nexus

WHY THE FUCK DID I LET YOU PEOPLE IN

Geralt

Ask yourself.

DetectiveHonoka

Die

Bgammax

oh no

NotIgor

Commit sudoku

Gray_Tenebris

I don't even know why I'm here anymore.