Palace of Star 2: Electric Castleloo.

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Starwaddle

*there's another tweet from Star...well, future Star. "Hey guys, you remember my Palace? Yeah...you guys might want to go there...like, right now... before it enters the real world and we are totally fucked...also I got past me to open the place up, so there shouldn't be many problems...maybe." the palace has become a flying castle, and it's directly over a cognitive Shibuya. You're standing on the entrance to the castle, which just so happens to look like a helipad...welp, you know what to do. Players until it starts: 5.*

FemBFMF04

*appears in her thief outfil* Let's do this.

Hyllock

*Hyllock lands on the helipad. Support helicopter abandoned the mission zone...* *Hyllock takes her revolver and shield, activating it* ... comenzing virtous mission

naho

pat: *is here so i can help one of naho's friends*

Sam

I can't remember if it was me or Gin who came here last. *Sam shrugs and enters the area*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Warps to the entrance* Lets get back in the groove of things, shall we?

Starwaddle

(player minimum reached, beginning palace.) *The Tome Golem drops down in front of the front door, carrying that huge 1000 degree knife in it's right hand.* Hahahaha! Look what we have here! Guess what I've been doing for the past week? Remodeled the place and learned how to control a fucking body, that's what! Now, what's a boss fight without music!? Just give me a moment to find some good tunes. *You hear shuffling from the intercom system inside the golem...*

naho

pat: *sighs and waits*

Hyllock

*Prepares a battle stance, looking around* S-Shinji! Good to see a familiar face... hey Bona, Sam, and... uhh... sir?

FemBFMF04

*thinks* You're lucky I'm a patient person...

FemBFMF04

Hey Hyll.

naho

pat: im pat

Hyllock

Pat, nice to meet you *... oh, yeah, battle stance*

Sam

*While waiting, Sam activates his Barrier Module* Barrier Module: Fire *resistances changed: Fire Null. Nuclear Resist. Wind Weak. * Hey person. Um... Who are you again?

Starwaddle

Aha! Here's something good! *Battle start! Determining order... enemy turn!* Hahahaha! Hope you hate this! *The golem puts up an elemental shield, making all it's weaknesses nulled.* *Player turn...also music!* https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLxIh4ikTzanhSX4yt8UjMrkPzbQ7CYONY&v=uKEcyaKYwFc

Starwaddle

*wtf? Why you no work!?* https://m.youtube.com/watchlist=PLxIh4ikTzanhSX4yt8UjMrkPzbQ7CYONY&v=uKEcyaKYwFc

Starwaddle

*...give me a moment...*

FemBFMF04

Oh boy, guess I can't use fire. Black knight, megidoaloan. *a giant ball of almighty energy is sent at the golem*

Starwaddle

*there we go!*

naho

pat: that looks weaker then a zombie *Takes out a assault rifle and shoots the golem

Sam

*Sam snaps his fingers, sending a lightning bolt at the golem. Ziodyne*

Hyllock

A giant golem doesn't look safe... Quiet, Tetrakarn! ++Action++ *Persona: Quiet. Physical shield was erected on Hyllock*

Akamoto_Shinji

Golem huh? Looks like its Combat ranged.... *Warps away from the Golem* ++Action++ Prepares Rifle

Starwaddle

*all the attack hit! But it doesn't seem very hurt...* Hahahaha! Hitting such a large target would be easy, which is why I added a skill to it so it takes only half damage! Also I buffed it considerably since last time, so...yeah...ahem, anyway, Golem! Show them what you've got! *The golem casts Maragidyne*

FemBFMF04

Huh, now it doesn't suck. I'll search for a weak spot! *starts scanning the golem*

Hyllock

*!* *Hillock gets hit! The attack moves her some spaces back* Shit... you are playing with fire, dude! ++Action++ *Persona switch: Drogon. Vacuun Wave to the Golem!*

Sam

*Sam nulls fire* Saw that coming a mile away. Try harder. *Sam casts Ziodyne again*

naho

pat: *thinks "at least theirs i can get mind controled". trys to stab the golem in the eyes*

naho

*at least it doses not know how to mind control people*

The_Dark_Messiah

(Could I join in, considering I was here for part one?)

Starwaddle

*yes, yes you can. Player limit 9-10.*

The_Dark_Messiah

*Satan enters in his theif cosrume: His cloak a red instead of the black, and his mask with a bloody handprint on it* I never really knew you Star, but I will save you nonetheless.

The_Dark_Messiah

*thief

Hyllock

*!!!!!* Y-You?! W-What are you doing here?!

The_Dark_Messiah

Pyratheon, slay this pahetic thing. ++Action++ *Satan summons Pyratheon and casts Eternal Damnation (Colossal Curse/Nuclear)*

The_Dark_Messiah

*Lucifer looks at Hyll with a confused look* What's your problem?

Akamoto_Shinji

*Shinji's hit by the flames* Crud.... I didn't think it had ranged..... ++Action++ Loads an explosive round

Hyllock

N-No, I guess... weird to see you here, that's all

Starwaddle

*the golem gets hit with everything again* oh, would you look at that! Satan has dropped in to try and stop me from taking over this world! Well, try as you might, you'll fail! Golem, use that flamming knife on...I don't know, that guy with the Pokemon hat! *The golem throws the knife at FBFMF04 for colossal fire and physical damage.*

The_Dark_Messiah

*He shrugs* I was here for the first half, might as well follow through.

Hyllock

*The knife passes near Hyll* Oh shit! Bona, careful! *Looking back at the golem, Hyll aproaches the enemy* Guess I should risk a little... Drogon, Abysal Wing! ++Action++ *Drogon: Abysal wing, with Colosal curse damage*

Sam

That's gotta hurt. *Sam casts Ziodyne for a third time*

Akamoto_Shinji

Hmm..... Fire dagger, Fire magic.... Maybe explosive isn't the way to go with this one..... ++Action++ Switches bullet to Flash Round

naho

pat: *gets a idea and trys to rip the golem's arms off*

FemBFMF04

*is knocked back* Grrrr! Darn, I couldn't find a weak spot. Kappa, mind slice! *a beam heads toward the golem, med physical + low chance of confusion*

The_Dark_Messiah

Lay down and die! ++Action++ *Satan casts Vicious Hurricane (Colossal Wind)*

Starwaddle

*all attacks hit...and have you tried ripping a book? It's hard as fuck! This thing is made of magic books, so that arm ain't coming off.* Pfft! You really think that'll hurt my minion!? How about something different!? Ice magic! *The golem casts Mabufudyne* it's a Tome Golem, of course it knows other types of magic!

Sam

*Sam takes the hit.* A barrier system and an elemental changing device? Not bad. *Sam casts Thunder Reign*

naho

pat: *gets a another idea and puts now some c4 on the golem and blows up the c4 to try to make the golem fall*

Hyllock

Tch! *Ice hits Hyllock, like last time* Book? I doubt they burn... probably protective magic... Meh, might as well try: Inferno! ++Action++ *Drogon: Inferno, Severe Fire attack, one target*

Akamoto_Shinji

Oh... He switches..... Got it... *Now expecting magic, he easily sees the spell being cast and dodges it* ++Action++ Takes aim and fires the Flash Round at the golems torso *High light damage, high chance to blind*

FemBFMF04

I should probably heal up. *uses diarahan*

Hyllock

Flash rounds? *Fingerguns to Shinji* You are pretty good!

Akamoto_Shinji

Thanks, Just wait till you see my newest bullets.

The_Dark_Messiah

(Had to rework the names of my attacks. Some were jusf not working for me.) Pyratheon, hit it harder! ++Action++ *Raging Wildfire (Colossal Fire)*

Starwaddle

*you know the drill. And that C4 didn't topple the golem. That flash bullet, however...* Ahh! I'm blind! Fuck! God, my eyes! They hurt! Wait, I don't have eyes...but it still fucking hurts! Golem, do something! *The golem casts Maeigaon*

Hyllock

*Hyllock resists the Curse attack* Heh, is confused! Is our opportunity! Drogon... DRAKARIS! ++Action++ *Colosal Fire attack, all objectives*

Bill_Cipher

*Bill Cipher appears out of nowhere* Hey, what's all the commotion about? Is there another mind party I don't know about?

Akamoto_Shinji

*Doesn't even bother to dodge, The darkness healing the damage the fire dealt* That seemed to do something at least. ++Action++ Loads another Flash Round

FemBFMF04

Alright, it's blind! Black Knight, another megidoaloan! *you know what happens*

naho

pat: *has took alot of damage and faints* *pat is gone and a new person has taken their place aka naby* naby: lets do this *takes out a revolver and trys to shot the golem with a stun bullet*

Sam

*Sam takes the blow* Marietta. A top up, if you would *Sam's drone casts Mediarama*

The_Dark_Messiah

Now! While it's blind! ++Action++ *Pralaya (Severe phys with high chance of instakill)*

Starwaddle

*yadda yadda, blindness wears off.* Okay, now I can see. Thank God for eye drops. And hey Bill! Great to see you again, buddy! It's me, Masamoon! We hanged out by the pool that one time in Star's head? I would have invited you to the party, but I couldn't find you. Anyways, golem! Uhh... Maragidyne again! *Golem casts Maragidyne again.*

naho

naby: *grins and laughs* i love this pain, bring me more! *uses my huge sword aka the buster sword from final fantasy 7 and attacks the golem*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Warps away from the Flames* Right, Recovers from status fast.... good to know.... ++Action++ Fires another Flash Round

FemBFMF04

Hmm..... Psycho Force kappa! *yadda yadda flurry of psychic energy*

Hyllock

*Hehehehehe~ Drogon drains Fire! But I used a lot of SP...* Gah, Shinji! Another Flash would come in handy! ++Action++ *Hyllock shoots her revolver to the golem*

Sam

*Sam nulls fire* Now I think of it, shouldn't I be on Star's side. I am supposed to be her evil groups inventor. *Even as Sam says this, he is casting another Ziodyne at the golem.*

Bill_Cipher

Ah, yes, long time no see! Granted, time is just a construct of human perception. So, how's it doing? Need help dealing with these fools?

The_Dark_Messiah

*Satan absorbs the flames into his flesh* Ah, that felt nice. Now time for a counterattack! ++Action++ *Morning Star (Massive Almighty)

naby

OOC: by the way i switched accounts

FemBFMF04

Well, Sam, we gotta save her, so we can get back to that kinda stuff.

Starwaddle

*damage done, but no blindness* nah I'm good. These guys don't stand a chance now that I've possessed Star fully. Also, nice try, but sunglasses, bitch! They're kinda weird for a sword, but they work. Now then, let's see here...golem, do something because I can't think of anything! *The golem takes the knife and stabs itself in the heart, killing it where it stands.* ...fuck. well, at least my plan worked! You guys wasted some of your resources, which was just what I wanted! Now, come at me! I'm waiting in the engine room with the treasure! Hahahaha! *The path is no longer blocked. It's safe to head inside towards the engine room. You have a map thanks to future Star, so you can't get lost. Onwards, brave heros!*

naby

*begins to run to the engine room*

Sam

Oh she's possessed. Why doesn't Gin tell me these kind of things? Well that solves that issue. Let's go. *Sam continues onward*

FemBFMF04

Anyone got any sp recovery items?

Bill_Cipher

Hey, i've been causing havoc in her head for years and no one comes to stop me!

FemBFMF04

*heads toward the engine room*

Hyllock

*Hyllock waits for Shinji* Do you have coffee? Would come in handy...

Sam

Give me a sec. Marietta. *Sam's drone heals everyones SP* Glad I invested in that upgrade.

Hyllock

Bill, why don't you come with us? You could get imside Star again- you know... nevermind

Bill_Cipher

Heh, as if, *Insert clever nickname here*. My only interest is pure chaos!

Hyllock

Uh... welp, had to try! And you can call me... "Revolver". That's my codename, anyway.

naby

by the way my codename is cowboy...

Starwaddle

*you have an easy time navigating your way through the castle, thanks to there being no guards for some reason. You find yourself in a very strange room... there's no door out, nothing is inside it, and it's entirely black...also it's pretty big. This is obviously the next boss room.* Okay, so let's see here...give me a moment while I read the instructions manual for this room, I didn't have much time to test it out...

Bill_Cipher

I'm curious to see what they has in store. *Gives them a minute*

naby

*thinks "i should just keep dogeing and punch the boss until i get to star"*

Hyllock

Instructions? Are you serious? Everybody knows how to do this! You just need to give a speech about wjy you are bad, with a drammatic background, a plot twist, things like that...

Sam

Codenames are stupid. I dropped "Surge" for a reason. *Sam enters the room* Now what?

The_Dark_Messiah

*He rolls his eyes* Wonderful. Yet another monster to fall before me.

Starwaddle

Ahh...so that's how it works, huh? Neat. Anyways, time to activate my new security system! *Suddenly, the rooms turns to static before going black again, and a...is that a generic magical girl? She's standing on the other side of the room with a blank stare...* Meet the core of Star's imagination! I'll be honest, this one I had no idea about, but she can do things herself, so I don't see much of a reason not to try her out. Now, my new minion, fight them so they waste more resources! (Battle start! Player turn!)

The_Dark_Messiah

I agree with Sam, codenames are useless when you already know their true identity.

FemBFMF04

Well it's a good thing Sam healed up our sp. Kapps, another psycho force.

Hyllock

A generic magical girl?! *Takes her battle stance* Be careful! The power of cliches and friendship courses through her! ++Action++ *Guard*

naby

*hugs the magical girl... not caring that this is a boss fight*

Sam

*Sam rolls his eyes before casting Ziodyne*

The_Dark_Messiah

Here we go. Slay it. ++Action++ *Primal Thunderstorm (Colossal Electric)*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Having stayed a distance from the group, is already in position to fire* Lets see...... ++Action++ Observes the enemy

Starwaddle

*the magical girl dodges all the attacks (and hug) and casts Rays of Control...well... even I, the narrator, wasn't expecting that.* ...huh... didn't know she had that much power...well then...uhh...yeah, just keep doing what you're doing, I guess?

Hyllock

(Dinner. Later)

The_Dark_Messiah

*Sigh* I need further information. I will only watch and wait. ++Action++ *Guard*

Sam

*Sam grits his teeth* Neat trick. Here's mine *Sam summons his bow and leaps into the air, firing an arrow at the magical girl. Severe Gun damage*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Barely dodges the attack, but gets half hit* Holy- Wow.... No wind up or anything..... just full out power..... Gotta watch out for that.... ++Action++ Prepares Freeze Round

naby

*talks with myself... i think naby is very crazy right now*

Bill_Cipher

OOC: Rays of control requires a one-turn charge, though.

FemBFMF04

*is hit* GAH! That hurt like heck! Owww.....*is really mad all of a sudden* That's it, you're done for! Black knight, megidoaloan! Kapps, psycho Force the megidoaloan! *the megidoaloan is fired and the psycho force hits it. The megidoaloan now homes in on the magical girl*

naby

*is gone*

Starwaddle

*the magical girl dodges everything again, but before she can attack again, the room gets static again, and now there's a...bunny girl with a large hammer...okay, what the fuck is happening?* ...what? Uhh...shit, this wasn't in the manual! Is someone Hacking in!? Oh shit, I bet it's that past version of Star! Fuck! But I trapped her in here with me! She should... she's not in her cage...fuck. welp, guess you guys will have to deal with whatever the system does now because I need to go on a hunt for an annoyance. Don't go anywhere! *The bunny starts charging up an attack.*

FemBFMF04

Guys! We should let star handle this and make sure that the magical girl doesn't attack her! *stands in front of star and guards so she can charge up safely*

Akamoto_Shinji

.............. Wha- No..... This is Star's mind.... this makes complete sense.... just don't question things and you'll be fine...... ++Action++ Observes the enemy

Sam

Rabbits. Magical girls. Fuck it. *Sam guards.*

The_Dark_Messiah

This is getting weirder by the second... ++Action++ *Guards*

Starwaddle

*the bunny starts shooting bullet-hell at everyone. Ice homing bullets with severe damage! Meanwhile, the past Star/Futaba is being chased all over the palace by the sword-possessed Star...who has a giant butterfly net...but you can't see that.*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Switches to Deagle and begins warping around, keeping ahead of the ice as he shoots them down, but one manages to hit his flank* Ga! Cold! ++Action++ Prepares Rifle

Sam

Shit. Cold. *Sam fires Ziodyne at the bunny girl.*

The_Dark_Messiah

C-C-Cold. Pyratheon, warm us up! ++Action++ *Raging Wildfire (Colossal Fire)*

Starwaddle

(... I'mma gonna need more people if this is gonna continue... because only three players right now is small...)

FemBFMF04

*is suddenly frozen in a block of ice*

Hyllock

*Uhhh... lets all pretend Hyll was covered all this time. Soo... sneak attack!* ++Action++ Persona switch: Quiet. Dormina, high chances of sleeping the enemy

naho

toby: *is here*

Starwaddle

(...welp...I guess that works? Actually, no it doesn't. Need five players to continue. Also pizza time, so...) *The bunny...starts glitching out...and then a loading screen pops up. "Loading attack.exe. time: 1 hour." Welp, you can try to hurt her, but I don't think it'll work, so...yeah...see you guys in an hour? The narrator will be here... drinking some soda and eating some pizza...*

naho

sanoba: *is also here*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Pulls out a tea set* Who wants some?

Sam

*Sam sits down cross-legged and begins maintenance on his metal arm*

The_Dark_Messiah

*Satan shrugs* Sure, Shinji. Why not.

Akamoto_Shinji

*Pours everyone a cup of tea*

The_Dark_Messiah

(I got to go, and I'll be back later)

Starwaddle

(let's get back to the fight, and I hope more people show up.) *"Loading complete: attack.exe now functional. Error: attack.exe not found. Searching for attack.exe." welp, that bunny ain't moving at the moment, but she can be damaged again! That search won't take long, so hit it while you can!*

The_Dark_Messiah

*Satan quickly drinks his tea and enters a battle stance* Slay it, Pyratheon. ++Action++ *Morning Star (Massive Almighty)*

naho

toby; *shoots the bunny with a sniper rilfe* sanoba: *punches the bunny with my robot arms*

Sam

*Sam reattaches his arm and casts another ziodyne*

Akamoto_Shinji

Well then. ++Action++ Fires Freeze Round *High Ice damage, chance to freeze*

Starwaddle

(bump because only four have shown up at the moment.)

naho

OOC; by the way star i like your profile picture

Amaterasu

* in a divine flash of light, Ammy falls from the sky. As she drops on the ground, colored maple leaves float off all round her* Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! * Ammy is here and ready to help! She's lost though and doesn't know what happened*

Akamoto_Shinji

Oh hey, A wolf.... Sic the bunny girl!

Amaterasu

Arrgruf! * she gives akamoto an understanding look as she puts her ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â°) mask on and materializes her Solar Flare mirror * Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Starwaddle

*everything hit, but not much damage is done. It's obviously got defenses, but what kind of defenses?* Hah...hah...I got Futaba back in her cage... about fucking time, too...*the bunny shoots huge yellow lasers into the air, and they come back down onto everyone for severe electric damage.*

Amaterasu

( can I get a quick recap of what I missed? )

Sam

*Sam absorbs electic* Weak. This is how you do an electric attack *Sam fires Thunder reign*

Amaterasu

* the instant before getting hit, Ammy manages to use the electric attack against the enemy. From the electric beam steams another beam headed straight towards the bunny for the same amount of damage* * Energy pieces: 12/15 * Ink pots 14/15

naho

sanoba: *it doses nothing since im a robot that uses electricity to power myself *

Starwaddle

(the palace is now a flying castle, it's going to break out of the cognitive world soon, and the book golem came back with a vengeance...also the sword's name is Masamoon...that about covers most things...)

Starwaddle

(oh, and you guys are fighting Star's imagination/a bunny girl that's stupid strong...and the room has no cover and everything is a huge TV screen but not really. It's like a TV screen(the walls, floor, and ceiling, to be specific), but it's not an actual TV.)

Akamoto_Shinji

*Tanks the hit, resist elec* Uh Ow.. ++Action++ Loads an explosive round

Amaterasu

( why are we fighting and not just runing past her towards sword-chan? )

Starwaddle

(because there's no door yet and this is the only way to the engine room where the sword is.)

naho

sanoba: *gets a idea and trys to break the wall*

Amaterasu

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a5/51/3f/a5513ff92685a4fbe562fc886df9ab78--fullmetal-alchemist-edward-fullmetal-alchemist-brotherhood.jpg if there's no door, make your own! )

Starwaddle

*the wall doesn't break* nice try! These wall are indestructible! Part of my remodeling, because I knew you guys would try to break things.

naho

sanoba: *sighs* what if we just give up and just keep dodge that bunny attacks

Amaterasu

( what would you have done if I had made an edward elric account instead of an ammy account huh? :3 )

Starwaddle

(the walls would be alchemy-proof... because that's a thing that's possible. I read the entire manga, damnit! I know for a fact it's possible!) Then...uhh... I'll just take over the world while you guys keep dodging? I mean, this palace is going to cross over into the real world soon enough, so...if that happens, I win basically...

Starwaddle

(...also there's not enough players now...you know what, fuck it. If no one shows up in the next ten minutes, I'm working my GM magic and stopping this until tomorrow. Because I've been working to make this thing awesome, and now nobody is really showing up...I guess today is a bad day for most people? Would have loved to do it Saturday, but monster trucks happened, and I have a small cold...the world doesn't want me to do my palace, obviously...)

naho

sanoba: uhh by the way why are you doing this? like why?

Akamoto_Shinji

OOC: *Gives Star a hug*

Amaterasu

( don't worry star! you'll get to do it! don't give up ! If we leave it at that for today though, i'll go to sleep. I'll make sure to bring ed in next time ! :3 good night folks! )

Starwaddle

Why? Because I'm evil, obviously. I was forged to be evil, sliced over a dozen universes, bathed in the blood of countless innocents...you get the idea. Besides, who wouldn't want to be surrounded by a bunch of hot babes who are obviously under your control because you rule the world? Not this sword! Seriously, that's too boring for me. I would rather make this world better by controlling it, which is evil. Yeah, sure, it's also got some good in it, but I can do whatever I want, so I'm still evil. (Also thanks guys. Seriously, the world hates my Palace so much right now for some reason. What did I ever do to deserve this, world?)

Starwaddle

*suddenly, the palace shakes and falls out of the sky suddenly* ...well that just happened...shit, did the engine break? I blame Jesus for this. *The bunny girl suddenly disappears* ...welp, guess I'll have to try to take over the world again tomorrow. Seriously, I was looking forward to fighting you guys after I wasted all your resources...also, I can't open the door into the engine room...I don't have power...

Akamoto_Shinji

Welp..... *warps away*

Starwaddle

*once again, the palace is flying...and has a few holes in it's walls, but they got repaired with some cheap wood planks and nails. You're at the helipad entrance once again, and the Tome Golem looks like it took a beating while you were gone...well, it's dead body looks that way... because it's dead. You know what to do, because if you don't, then the others will tell you because the narrator likes eating pizza...like, right now... because I'm fucking hungry, damnit! Player minimum: 5.*

Sam

*SAm yawns* Oh hey. That idiot fixed their power supply.

Amaterasu

* ammy looks disgusted. It seems the word bath made her skin crawl* ( in reaction to what the voice said yesterday)

Migrant

What the.... what even happened here?

Starwaddle

(it's been fifteen minutes and only three people have shown up...I don't know what to feel right now... probably sad...)

FemBFMF04

Ooc: I would join but I'm busy later so I can't

Shiza_Salad

(Same, and I kinda killed Satan, so Shiza joining would be weird.)

Starwaddle

(...welp...guess I'll try again in 5-6 hours...might have better luck then...)

Bgammax

OOC: *yawns* Sorry, I've been napping off and on. I guess I can join if needed.

Starwaddle

*there's a castle, it's flying, and Star is in danger of being possessed by a sword. Make your way to the engine room and kick the sword's non-existent ass! Minimum amount of players: 5* (Let's try this shit again now that I have time. Hopefully it doesn't fail horribly.)

Shrine_Dog

ooc: Woof, woof!

FemBFMF04

Ooc:

Bgammax

OOC: I feel like Gamma's involvement is on the list of no good very bad ideas. But we're doing it anyways

Starwaddle

(gonna be honest, I expected this to fail horribly. Might have to try for even later in the night/day/timezones are annoying sometimes.)

Starwaddle

(also I don't care who joins at this point, I'm desperate.)

Migrant

OOC: Sadly you seem to always pop this when other threads are going. Though I'm totes able to go if you need.

Pikadaboi

OOC: I have no idea what this's about so ima just pop in *pops in*

Bgammax

OOC: THat makes 5, lets go.

Aincrad_Hazel

(Have to eat soon but why not? I can join.)

Starwaddle

(there's always something going on. Why must this palace be so hard to do at a good time, with a good amount of players? But hey, I'm surprised this is actually happening right now, so I'm starting it up again!) *You make your way to the "TV VR Room", as the map put it. There's no door on the other side of the room for some reason." Oh, you guys are back. Huh...I didn't actually expect you guys so soon...oh well, I was bored anyway! Give me a moment to start the room up again.

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs and shakes his head* There'd better be a good reason I'm getting dragged into this mess. And I mean a REALLY good reason.

Pikadaboi

(Is this HTC Vive or Oculus?

Pikadaboi

I'm just here because I'm bored of shooting up schools.

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad raises his eyebrow. "Welp... okay then? Sure why not. Weird room thingie... also Heyoo everyone."

Pikadaboi

I'm taking this VR set and ima be watching some VR por- I meant playing VR games. *puts on VR headset*

Migrant

OOC: Tell me about it, trying to get a thing started these days can be a struggle. Because the site can only support 1, maybe 2, plot threads at a time. IC: Okay, so what's going on here. Last time I was in here we were fighting some super boring enemies.

Pikadaboi

*Spins around in a circle and makes gun sounds* Pow pow pow! Bang bang bang!

FemBFMF04

*waits patiently, somehow not bursting of excitement. It seems Bona has learned how to be calm. Huh.*

Starwaddle

Let's see here...ah, here we are! *A generic fucker with a plant hanger suddenly appears at the opposite side of the room.* ...this isn't who I was trying to spawn in...fuck it, I'm not troubleshooting today. Hey minion, kill them. *Battle start! Player turn!*

Pikadaboi

*Pikachu uses Lightning Bolt* (Not Cliche whatsoever) *No Effect!*

FemBFMF04

Alright kappa, you know what to do *uses psycho force*

Bgammax

You got bored of shooting.... What? I don.... *Gamma sighs and shakes his head as the.... thing appears* Shiranui, just kill it. Diamond dust. *Gamma's persona roars into life around him before forming six spears of ice which streak towards the... plant thing in an attempt to strike and freeze it*

Shrine_Dog

*A wild doggo appears!* *Doggo uses Mudoon!*

Migrant

That's it? Looks generic. So generic, in fact.... *Hey remember that gun Mig used to have? Yeah, still got it, and that's a clip of bullets unloaded into the generic fucker iwth a plant hanger*

Aincrad_Hazel

He raises his eyebrow. "Burn him Hephaestus." Hephaestus rises from blue flames and sends a Blazing hell the minions way. (What battle style is this?)

Ikebu_Kuro

(I'll join) *Summons Persona*

Starwaddle

*generic fucker... isn't just going to stand there while you guys attack him! Holy shit, he's a fucking genius among minions! He dodges everything by running around in circles!* ...I totally meant to spawn this guy! Now, minion! Kill them! *Generic fucker stands in place...* Uhh... why's he just standing there? Hey, you're supposed to kill them! Why aren't you killing them!? "Generic fucker flips everyone the bird and runs out the door*...fuck. I don't know what that was about, but now I need to spawn another minion. (It's narrative.)

FemBFMF04

.....well that happened.....

Migrant

Um.... o....kay..... Bye, random guy!

Ikebu_Kuro

Umm ok?

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs and shakes his head* I should have known something like this would happen with Star. Its not a matter of if but when. *Gamma crosses his arms and begins tapping his foot* Well, whenever you're ready to move on.

Pikadaboi

Who wants to listen to some sick tunes while killing monsters? I heard that some protagonists hear a slight music when fighting and it improves how cool they look! *Plays last surprise kazoo*

Starwaddle

*suddenly, another generic fucker appears, this time wearing a camo kimono and a gold race car helmet. It's probably the same guy, but sometimes different about him. He's got a bag, maybe it's important. Probably indestructible by the looks of it.* Now, new minion, kill them! *Actual battle start! Player turn!*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad chuckles. "Hey room! You certainly fit Star! Tell her we will see her soon!"

Bgammax

I... W.... Is this really the best time to.... You know what, whatever. After that last guy ran I'm not taking chances. Shiranui, Ice Age. *Gamma sighs as Shiranui roars into life around him, sending a sheet of ice towards the generic fucker in an attempt to freeze him to the floor*

Pikadaboi

*Starts dancing* *Generic fucker is confused*

FemBFMF04

*uses megidoaloan and yawns. She's getting bored with the generic enemies.*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad grins and rubs forward slamming his cane into the minions leg then punches it in the head. "Ello. And byes."

Migrant

Hmm, another weirdo. Well, we know they're quick, so let's get quicker! Fortuna! *Takes the support role and doles out some speed! Masukukaja style!*

Ikebu_Kuro

Inari Okami, Ragnarok *burns the generic fucker*

Shrine_Dog

*Koromaru howls, and casts Mamudoon, creating multiple insta-death shadows ready to burst. Spooky.*

Starwaddle

*before anyone can attack, he grabs something inside his bag, giving him a small attack and defense buff. Afterwards, he stands in the Ice Age, taking no damage from it. Fucker has elemental resistant armor! He runs around trying not to get beat the fuck up, parrying Aincrad when he comes for him with a plant hanger he pulled out of his bag before running.* Wow... he's actually not a fucking idiot like most other enemies...*generic fucker puts the hanger back in the bag and pulls out...a plant hanger sledgehammer? He casts Ice Spike at Mig for medium damage.* You know what? Your name is...Bill! Wait, no...uhh...fuck, give me a moment. Naming minions isn't as easy as it looks, you know.

Pikadaboi

*Pulls out sniper rifle and takes a snap shot at head*

Shrine_Dog

*Koromaru barks angrily at Bill(?). Cerberus appears once more, snarling at the minion as he casts Fire Break. Screw elemental resistances!*

FemBFMF04

Huh? Megidoaloan did nothing? Eh, whatever. *uses mind slice*

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs and steps forward, taking his staff off his back* Well, blondie said I should practice Close-quarters anyways. *Gamma runs towards the thing, swinging his staff at its arm in an attempt to get the bag away from it*

Migrant

*An ice spike!? Mig leans over backwards to not get impaled by the dang thing!* Okay, okay, we get it! This guy's smart! Geeze, didn't think I'd have to break this one out so early but.... *With a snap of her fingers a platform of psychic energy appears and lifts her up into the air....* Going up, and.... *Once she gets enough air, she jumps down and tries to impale Bill from above!* Going down~

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad grins. "Oooo a challenge. Hephaestus burn him alive!" Aincrad points his cane at Bill as a stream of lava is sent his way burning for severe Fire damage.

Pikadaboi

*tosses molotov*

Bgammax

*Gamma quickly backs away from the creature as everyone else starts throwing large elemental attacks* So what, is ice the only thing that didn't work? Or is it just me? Might want to try hitting it?

Pikadaboi

Oh yeah right. *Pulls out machete and coats it in gasoline and lights it. Then charges at the Fucker.*

Starwaddle

I got it! Brad! His name is Brad! *Brad prioritizes dodging the fire and sniper shot, so those don't hit him. He backs away from Gamma, which puts him in line for the mind slice, which, for some reason, doesn't do much but push him back a bit, which is fortunate because if he didn't get pushed back, he'd have a lot of head pain from Mig. He swings the sledgehanger at Mig three times for medium damage before jumping back, an icey trail following him as he jumps back*(and then more posts happened. Fuck me. Meh, not like it changed much. In fact, it didn't change anything at all.)

Shrine_Dog

ooc: Did Fire Break have any effect?

Pikadaboi

OOC: Did my machete not count cuz I was sniping?

Starwaddle

Ooc: he dodged fire break, and yeah it didn't count.

Migrant

*Takes a series of hits and is looking a bit stumbley on her feet* Hmm.... we need to surround him with attacks. So he can't keep dodging....

FemBFMF04

*thinks and has an idea* How about I take my new idea for a SPIN? *pulls out the blood moon and starts spinning. Uses her telekinesis to lead her toward Brad and it does a random number of heavy attacks, up to 4 attacks*

Aincrad_Hazel

"Ooooo allow me." Aincrad runs forward and tries hitting him again with his cane, then when he dodges, Hephaestus disappears and appears behind Brad and swings at him with his hammer into the closest wall. "Eat brick Brad!"

Shrine_Dog

*Second verse, same as the first. Fire Break all day, till Koro gets his way. Why am I even bothering putting my pondering In a poem of boredom today?*

Pikadaboi

*Puts away sniper and pulls out machete!* *Coats machete in gasoline, lights it, and then attacks!*

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs and casts Mig a sideways glance* Limit its movement? THat's my specialty here. Shiranui, MaEigaon. *Shiranui roars into life and causes 6 tendrils of darkness to phase out of the ground around the creature, attempting to latch onto it and prevent its movement*

Starwaddle

*Brad pulls a remote out of his bag and presses a button, calling a small flying armored doll to appear and attack Bona with colorful bullets of light which slow her down enough that Brad dodges her. He blocks Aincrad with the sledgehanger before slamming it down into his head and kicking him down. The Fire Break hits! It does jack shit! He smacks Pika in the face with the sledgehanger, dodging to the side at the last second so he doesn't get smacked into him. He then noticed Gamma casting something, and with the tenticles do hold him, the don't do a very good job at it. Probably has dark resist.* (I swear it's just a coincidence he's strong to Gamma's elements.)

Pikadaboi

*Lays on the ground in pain*

Bgammax

OOC: Its no coincidence, its my luck. IC: What a pain, I swear its like the world's got it out for me or something. *Gamma sighs and leans back, hands behind his head, walking back in order to remain out of the weird creature's way*

Pikadaboi

heeelllllp meeee.

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad glares at Brad. "Now I'm pissed." He snaps his fingers and a swarm of Holy Lances appear behind him and then launch towards Brad each dealing Severe Bless.

Ikebu_Kuro

*sigh*

FemBFMF04

*is dizzy from the spinning and doesn't do anything this turn*

Shrine_Dog

*Koromaru, quite frankly ready to bite someone... attempts to bite someone. He leaps towards Brad with all his doggy speed and attempts to bite onto his leg and not let go*

Pikadaboi

*Doesn't do anything on turn as he lies on the ground. Helpless. Alone. Sad.

Migrant

Ugh, well this is about the best I can do. *Backs off as well and instead, summons Fortuna to unleash a barrage of PSYCHIC LASERS upon Brad!*

Starwaddle

*Brad tries to dodge everything, but he trips and is hit by everything! Bleeding from many new holes in him, he pulls out a health potion and chugs it down, the helmet not hindering his drinking. His body regenerating, he smacks Koromaru off with the sledgehanger and then...runs the fuck out the door. He probably realized he couldn't take everyone on without backup, which he sure wasn't getting...I think the first generic fucker got killed by a trap on the way out, so Brad won't have a clone running around at least.* ...fuck this, plan B. *Button pressing can be heard over the intercom*

FemBFMF04

*uses megidoaloan to try to burst through the wall. Instead of a giant ball though, it appears as a laser. Huh. Neat.*

Migrant

Mmhm, yeah, I doubt Plan B is any more annoying than that guy was.

Bgammax

No no, I'm the one with a plan B. Not you. Well, I'm working on it anyways. You get the idea. Just throw out another generic mook for me to not actually do anything against. Because I just LOVE doing that.

Pikadaboi

iiimmm still on the groooooooound u kno... *faints*

Starwaddle

Oh, I have something better in mind! *the door closes and everyone falls through a huge trap door in the floor, sending them falling out of the castle, where a small airship conveniently was. Standing at the wheel was... future Star?* Sup guys. This is the part where you fight the castle. *The castle transforms into a flying fortress of doom(at least, it's definitely more doomier than before), and Future Star pulls up the the front of the castle...only much farther away. Suddenly, everyone is out of the Metaverse, including the castle. Looks like it's time to shoot it out of the sky!* What, you though I was kidding? No, you're literally fighting the fucking castle. Don't care how you do it, just make the fucker crash into the ground. *Battle start! Player turn!*

Pikadaboi

*lies helpless on the ground with no one to help him*

FemBFMF04

.........well shoot. *presses a button and a mech falls from the sky. She gets into the mech and starts shooting gigantic missiles at the castle*

Bgammax

Oh boy, dragging down something other than the mood. Wonderful. Shiranui if you..... None of my attacks actually cause a large explosion or anything. Except Ice Age, which requires me to be able to touch it.... Normally I'd never try something so stupid, but since this insane is kinda their thing. Shiranui, Dormina. *Gamma's persona rushes towards the castle in an attempt to, yes I'm serious, an attempt to make it fall asleep. Maybe turn off an engine or something. I don't even know*

Shrine_Dog

*Koromaru knows two things: that the airship is here, and that the target is there. He dashes towards the back of the small airship. What could he be doing?*

Starwaddle

*surprisingly, Dormina works...by making the pilot (aka the sword[aka Masamoon]) fall asleep. The castle crashes down into the ground not very far from Tokyo. It also has a fuck ton of holes in it thanks to everyone firing shit at it. The front door is closed, however, so there's no getting in. Welp, at least you stopped the threat of the castle blowing up Shibuya. Now all that remains is to save Star! But the door is closed, so there's nothing you can do about it at the moment. Looks like you'll have to try again tomorrow...maybe at 4 PM EST? Sound good? Great, now if you'll excuse me, I need a nap. The narrator is fucking tired from today.*

Bgammax

*Gamma blinks at the castle a few times, before summoning his persona and looking it in the eyes* Wow.... T... Dormina actually worked. I was joking. That actually worked..... That never happens.

Pikadaboi

caaan u fukkerrz helap meh... plz

Bgammax

*Gamma picks up the Pikachu and shakes it* Are you awake now? I hope so. I don't have any sort of healing or whatever. I can make you go to sleep. Probably should actually

Starwaddle

(good luck, dude. Seriously, I rolled a one for it. You just skipped an entire boss battle. Granted, it was a stupid one with not a lot to it, so...yeah...great job!)

FemBFMF04

....gamma how the heck did that effing work? *gets out of the mech, presses a button, and the mech turns into a small box, which bona puts in her pocket*

Pikadaboi

*faints once again*

Bgammax

OOC: RNGesus must be making it up to me for the earlier fight IC: *Gamma sighs and shakes his head* I don't have the slightest clue. That's like, maybe the third time I've ever actually made something fall asleep with it. Usually I only use it when desperate and then it gets ignored.

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad just stares up then walks away. "Welp job here is done. Glad I helped."

Starwaddle

(I still say it was coincidence. Seriously, Brad's a reference. A crazy one at that.)

FemBFMF04

Huh. Well, I guess I should go back to Leblanc now. *walks back to leblanc*

Starwaddle

*the castle has fallen out of the sky, but has entered the real world. While it still has holes in it, it's only a matter of time before it flys once more. The door to the final battle is finally open...get on with it! Kick that sword's non-existent ass! Player minimum: 5*

Shrine_Dog

ooc: Woof?

Sabin

OOC: I guess I can attempt to suplex a sword.

FemBFMF04

Ooc: more go

Starwaddle

(boop because player minimum not reached.)

Starwaddle

(oh nevermind Bona did it for me.)

FemBFMF04

Ooc: 'u'

Hyllock

OOC: I'M ON MY WAY!

Hyllock

*A helicopter appears, stopping in mid air, just above one of the holes. A rope comes down, and the female agent lands safely on the floor, before drawing her revolver and looking around* *After some time, she just kneels, activating her shield* Kept you waiting, huh?

Sabin

*A young man is deep in meditation just outside the castle. He hardly seems to have noticed the crash*

Shrine_Dog

*Koromaru is curled up in front of the castle. He yawns and sits up once more people arrive.*

Hyllock

!!!! A dog?! *Hyllock poimts her revolver to the doggo, slowly aproaching it...* *... before croughing in front of him and start petting the doggo* Hello! Are you a good dog? *She is... smiling inocently... please don't be harsh with her*

Shrine_Dog

Arf arf! *Koromaru jumps up at her, partly to greet her and partly because he smells cat. It all seems to be out of friendliness, though*

FemBFMF04

*bona is just there, but she seems kinda serious instead of her happy and random mood*

Starwaddle

(just uhh...just need one more player... because player minimum is kinda important...)

Fresh_Prince_Junes

*a black blob converges near the party growing bigger and bigger before bursting out a Shadow Yosuke into the air, which backflips and lands near the party, sporting dual kunais Yo! Whats up?

Shrine_Dog

*Koromaru takes on a fighting stance upon seeing the Shadow* Grr...

Hyllock

Oh! Hahahaha *Falling back with Koromaru, she starts laughing, hugging the dog and petting him more* Good, good dog! Hahahahaha! You are really friendly!

Pikadaboi

*Pops in outta nowhere*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Oh hey! I recognize you! Your Koromaru! Nice seeing you again buddy! You want a treat or something? *S.Yosuke then pulls out a speciality JunesÂ©Â®â„¢ brand dog treat, waving it in front of Koromaru's face

Hyllock

P-Pikachu?! Here?!

Sabin

*Sabin doesn't seem to have noticed the others as he continues meditating*

Amaterasu

* ammy walks in, arms crossed, cigar at the corner of her mouth and a smug grin to top it off* Missed me bitches?

Amaterasu

* and then she suddenly falls down on all fours, quickly spitting out the cigar* Wruuuf... * she makes ashamed noises. It seems she thought she had teleported somewhere else*

Shrine_Dog

*Koromaru is confused as to why the Shadow is being so nice, but cautiously noms the treat anyway*

Starwaddle

(welp, the minimum has been reached! Time to kick non-existent ass!) *Everyone makes their way over to a small room in the center of the castle, where they find Star and Masamoon, the evil talking sword of evil and possession and all that shit, sticking his head out of his scabbard on her back* well well well, looks like it's time for the final battle. But...fuck you. *Star pulls a conveniently placed lever and the room moves upwards towards the roof of the castle* ...this is taking longer than I expected...*elevator music starts playing in the background*...so... how's everyone's day been so far?

Pikadaboi

I've shot up a total of 27 elementary schools, 15 middle schools, and 9 high schools in the past week.

Shrine_Dog

Arf. *Koromaru sits down and wags his tail along to the music*

FemBFMF04

Well, other than the person I love dieing and now I'm super sad, I'm perfectly fine! *fake smile*

Amaterasu

* ammy lies down and ignores the sword, much rather preferring the comfort of dreamland*

Hyllock

Good! I've been on some random missions and shits... since Hill is on vacation with Raven. Been entretained. I'm also here to kick your shit out of you... nothing personal, trust me. But yeah, fine...

Sabin

*Sabin intensely glares at the sword* Your time has come monster, release the innocent girl or I will have to show you the mightiest suplex you've ever seen.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

OH IT'S YOU! SCREW THAT DISCO NINJA FROG!! *S.Yosuke then slashes a card, Disco Ninja Frog appearing and shooting him into the sky with a well timed gust of wind, S.Yosuke while flying in the sky aims hit foot for a kick directly at Star's face, weather it hits is up to the GM

Starwaddle

*Star ducks under S.Yosuke.* Good, good. Mine has been pretty good. I woke up, saw a movie, played some video games, got a new idea for how to kick you guy's asses, made said idea into a reality...you know, standard stuff. *The elevator opens up onto the roof, where HOLY SHIT THAT'S A GIANT MECH! it's got chainsaw arms, and missile launchers and lasers and everything! Star jumps into the cockpit and starts the mech up* so...this is the part where I kill you. Oh, almost forgot! *The castle flies up into the air, and the whole of Shibuya can be seen in the background* yeah, final battle arena! Now, let's get this shit started! *Battle start! Player turn!*

Pikadaboi

*Pulls out dual pistols and inserts electric rounds*

FemBFMF04

..........BURN BABY BURN! *uses inferno recklessly*

Sabin

*Sabin looks at the mech and laughs* I've suplexed bigger. Suplexed a train once. That was great. Anyways *Sabin runs over to the mech, attempting to grab its torso then leap High into the air with it, crashing down on the cockpit*