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naby
naby vs the world
*a 9000000000000 yen bounty was placed on naby’s head, they want him alive* *naby is running through the city trying to find his motorcycle so that he can get out of the city before anyone can capture him, one thing is for sure. He does not want to be captured and sent to a unknown area to be test on or be turn into the world best soldier, naby just wants to be the crazy cowboy he is and he is not going to let anyone capture him. So the first thing that he needs to do is to get out of the city and the best way to do that, is to get to his motorcycle and drive off*
Sam
*Sam watches through a holographic screen while still sitting at Leblanc* Let's see how this little game of mine turns out.
TFS_Alucard
*The shadowy figure swoops down in front of Naby, clapping slowly.* Oh my. The boss said to take you down, but you're nothing more than a twerp. *He flashes a toothy grin as he pulls out his pistol.* Any last words?
Ryoji
*Ryoji scream from the rooftops* Guys I found him! I get to have all that sweet cash just for my future huns! *Ryoji gets overly excited and accidentally falls off the building* Goodbye all the future ladies I could have met. *Ryoji cries on final tear and dies mid air*
FemBFMF04
*suddenly appears next to nabys and is keeping up on his hoverboard* Hey Naby, you do realize I could just make a clone of you, take the clone in, and then you, me, and yang split the cash.
Fat_Albert
Hey hey hey, cloning is not ok.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs as he steps out of an alley behind Alucard* How about the fact that bounty said "alive?" Is that enough of a reason for you to refrain from killing the fool?
TFS_Alucard
*Alicard pulls a second pistol on Bona04.* How about no. Because that is stupid and cheaty bullocks.
TFS_Alucard
*He turns to Bgammax with a wry grin.* Come now, I can't play with my food?
Fat_Albert
I'll stop him because hey hey hey, i'm the master of the keyblade.
naby
uhh you do know the bounty says to keep me alive right? *runs past all of them*
Sam
*Sam updates the bounty "No clones. Only the real thing will count to get the reward"*
Liam
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * he runs by, closely followed by the orchestra. Does his love for the blue haired bae know no end? *
Ryoji
*Ryoji wakes up right on Naby's motorcycle* What the what! Oh wait ... *Ryoji begins to laugh* I forgot that I can't die unless someone pulls persona bs. Well damn son.
TFS_Alucard
*Alucard grins and fires his two pistols into Naby's legs with pinpoint accuracy.* Ah ah! No running.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and steps back a litttle, hands behind his head* I don't really care what you do. I would simply prefer to have some chance at the money. They didn't say the package had to be unharmed, just breathing. You tend to be bad at that last part.
Shadowwaifuaigis
*walks by* I can't believe Ryoji is fucking dead.
Fat_Albert
*Fat Albert uses a stop spell on Naby.* Hey hey hey, no running away.
FemBFMF04
Wait, sam, you created the bounty? *heads after naby*
naby
*takes out a revolver and shoots the bullets while running*
Ryoji
But i'm not dead! *Ryoji dramatically shrugs* Guess i'll just go die then. *Ryoji then leaves to die a slow death via bad spin offs* *A kazoo orchestra plays behind him*
Fat_Albert
*Fat Albert uses a freeze spell on FemBFMF04* Hey hey hey, you're gay.
TFS_Alucard
*Infuriated he gives chase.* Oh fuck you! Where do you get off! That was bull and you know it! *Alucard's superhuman speed let him reach Naby in no time. He fires rounds into Naby's leg.* No dodging now.
Sam
*Sam rings Bona* Yep. Easiest way for me to get data is to see people fight and scan the footage. So, I put a bounty on someone random and let people go at it.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and summons his persona* Shiranui. *a thin sheet of ice quickly spreads past Naby before leaping up to form a wall of ice ahead of him* Have fun Alucard.
naby
*does a backflip to dodge the bullet and keeps running to my motorcycle*
Fat_Albert
*Fat Albert uses a sleep spell on Naby* Hey hey hey, you're not getting away.
naby
*shoots a fire bullet the ice wall and and melts the ice and keeps running*
FemBFMF04
Sam you are a absolute butt.
Sam
I said bring them back alive, didn't I?
TFS_Alucard
*Alucard grins as he phases through the wall.* Fuck you too Pinky, being the ultimate vampire has perks. *He continues chasing Naby with malice.* Fuck you too, you cheating prick! *He unloads on the motorbike.*
Fat_Albert
*Fat Albert uses a slow spell on Naby* Hey hey hey, stop ignoring my attacks you gay.
Bgammax
*Gamma shouts to Alucard* The hair color's Lavender. No, that's not really any better.
naby
*stops* fuck... and also i am the ultimate cowboy, *sigh* looks like i have to fight you all
Fat_Albert
You've forced my hand. *Fat Albert uses Stopza on Naby.* Hey hey hey, you can't get away.
Bgammax
Wait... What? You thought I was going to fight? No, I have better things to do. Like watch that monster Alucard do the fighting. It's pretty brutal, but quite a sight nonetheless.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she rides in on her motorbike* Okay, sorry I'm late. Ramen troubles. Naby, 'mere!
Fat_Albert
*Fat Albert uses a Meteor spell on the motorbike.* Hey hey hey, don't be a cheatsy gay.
Tsugumi-Chan
Look, Naby, you can trust me. I may be a bounty hunter, but you're my friend, man.
Bgammax
That and something about Alucard's old babysitter losing their throat. Not sure what that's about, but surely it's not a bad sign.
TFS_Alucard
*Alucard vanishes for a moment. Unseen by human eyes, he was running to Naby and appears behind him. He sneers.* Ultimate.....cowboy? Pfffft! Ahahahahahaha! Oh you slay me! *He pistol whips Naby from behind the head.*
TFS_Alucard
*He smiles at Gamma.* Thank. You. Someone gets it!
FemBFMF04
Umm yang? Mind helping me? I'm kinda stuck.
Clockwork_God
*A clock appears in the middle of the street. A faint whisper can be heard being repeated from within.* Tick tock tick tock. I'm just a clock and its time to rock. Tick tock tick tock.
naby
*the huge sword on my back blocks the pistol whip and i soon get into a tank.... wait where was that!?!*
Fat_Albert
Oooh, free woman. *Fat Albert picks up FemBFMF04.*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she throws Bona a dust vial* Here! And where'd that tank come from...?
Fat_Albert
*Fat Albert then runs off with BFMF04.*
TFS_Alucard
HOW DOES A SWORD BLOCK YOUR HEAD? YOU THINK I WOULDN'T ACCOUNT FOR THAT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU BAG OF FLESH?! *Alucard takes the sword off Naby's back and runs him through. Fuck this guy.*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she runs after Fat Albert* Get your ass back over here, that's my best friend!
Sam
This getting boring. Time to spice things up. *Sam starts firing lighting bolts in the general direction of the battlefield. Lighting is raining down on all players*
naby
... shit... also hey alucard before i die... i have some words to say... bitches love cannons... *Dies*
Fat_Albert
*He starts breaking their bones and reshaping them.* Hey hey hey, this'll only take a second. *Fat Albert has reshaped them into the ultimate keyblade.* I have madeva keyblade out if living trash.
Ryoji
*Ryoji watches from the distance while holding a red button* Did ya'll actually think I was going to die at the hands of crappy spinoff! Not today binches! *Ryoji presses the button and the tank explodes* YEEEEEET! *Ryoji then puts on some swell looking shades* *Ryoji is so cool that lightning can't even touch him*
Fat_Albert
of*
FemBFMF04
Hey! Lemme go! *teleports out and runs back to yang* Thank yang.
Fat_Albert
made a*
FemBFMF04
Ooc: thanks not thank
Tsugumi-Chan
No prob, Bona.
Bgammax
*sarcastically* Wait, Alucard, no. You were supposed to let him live. Yeah, saw that coming.
Fat_Albert
... *Fat Albert runs off, unable to handle how bad of a roleplay Boner04 is.*
Fat_Albert
Roleplayer*
TFS_Alucard
FUCK YOU. THAT IS MY LINE. THE MONEY PROBABLY WASN'T REAL. FUCK THIS KID WAS WORSE THAN THE NAZIS! *Steals Naby's sword after desecrating his corpse. Seriously. Fuck this guy.*
naby
OOC: sorry that im a bad roleplayer... sad face
Ryoji
*Ryoji poses as his scarf flaps behind him with the wind* I decide death on my own terms ... For I am ... *Ryoji lifts up his glasses and a single tear falls down his eye* An edgy emo teen.
Sam
Did they just kill Naby? Welp, they aren't getting any rewards. Good Data though. *Sam cancels the bounty*
TFS_Alucard
*Alucard walks away after doing Cloud's victory pose. He stares at Gamma and tosses him a wrap of money.* One thousand dollars, more than you'd probably get if you caught him alive. Went a bit overboard, my bad Lavendie.
Bgammax
*Gamma catches the money and grins* Thanks, it's not every day I get payed to watch a show. Even if it's a bit brutal.
Clockwork_God
*The clock begins glowing as the voice grows into an echoing shout.* Tick Tock! Tick Tock! Time to reverse the clock! Tick Tock! Tick Tock!
TFS_Alucard
Sharing is caring and all that. *Alucard laughs as he turns to mist and disappears. A thick fog rolling in as he does.*
Ryoji
I have done my job as the best mascot character ever. *Ryoji walks off toward the sunset* Wait owww! *Ryoji rubs his poor sun damaged eyes and then pulls down his shades* *Ryoji them once again slow mo walks off into the sunset* YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
Clockwork_God
*The clock glows rapidly before enveloping the area. The flow of time begins to move backwards and before long, it's as if nothing even happened today at all.*
TFS_Alucard
*Alicard stands atop a building waiting for his target.* Woah. Deja Vu.
Unknown_Biker
*A strange biker is in place of Fat Albert for some reason.*
Clockwork_God
*The clock speaks once again.* Tick Tock? Maybe I should get my retcon powers checked? Tick Tock?
Bgammax
*Gamma wakes up in the morning and checks his phone* Oh wow, I actually got a job request let's see. Some thing something.... Performance in the cafe incident.... Blah blah watching Alucard..... That vampire? Legal jargon.... Wow, that's a lot of money. And something about the last guy losing their throat. Whatever, I'm sure that's not a bad sign.