*A big event from Kirijo is happening right now! It's being live streamed as well! It was being held in a giant room! There were countless seats and a large stage and screen.... but no one there.... perhaps the presentation hasn't started yet?*
*Aitome hearing the news walls into the room, on edge slightly from her bad memories of Kirijo but continues nonetheless, keeping to himself in a corner watching the crowd
*Gamma walks in with a sigh and finds a seat near the back, well away from the others*
Yet another publicity stunt it seems. Oh well, free entry is good enough for me.
*The lights begin to dim.... Suddenly there's a great flash of light! The light fades leaving only the stage, screen, and.... some strange portal like thing? A man wearing sunglasses and a shirt with flower pattens walks out of the portal... it then closes behind him.*
Oh! Sorry I'm late everyone! I just got back from vacation. But you may be asking. "How did he get here so fast?" Well that's what this is all about. Today Kirijo would like to present their newest product that will make life here a little better.
*Music begins playing...*
*Ryoji walks in wearing a shirt saying "Messed with the Senpai before it was cool"*
It's been so long since I watched a movie!
*Ryoji runs to a center seat*
I wonder if this film will have Jar Jar Binks too!
Only real good films have that guy.
*Aitome seems shocked from the sudden portal, gripping the short sword on his back from the strange appearance, trying to fight his instincts as he listens to the presentation, muttering to himself
Just get to the point...
*Gamma looks at the portal and sighs*
Well, looks like they might actually be going public with the rift crap.
Can't deny its useful. But maybe not a good idea to let anyone have it.
*Next to the man another one those portals appears! Along with that and podium rises from the floor! Another man walks through the portal and sets down a metal box...*
I'd like to introduce you all... to the Kirijo Dimensional Traveler! This device won't only make it easier to travel the world, but to worlds outside of our own!
"Wait a minute... I've heard that before.... But where...? Heppy, get ready. Right above the stage." Aincrad has his hand on his chin stroking it while Shadow forms beside him.
"It was that game on the App Store you were so obsessed with. Damn that was a good game though." Shadow grins at Aincrad then waves at Aitome before dispersing.
"AH RIGHT! Thank you Heppy." Aincrad leans on the wall while a small blue flames is above the stage, hidden.
*Ryoji yawns at the spectacle*
Aww I thought Senpai had something better for this world.
*Ryoji puts on his classic black sunglasses*
Traveling between dimensions is so old and stale.
Kids these days like the cool things!
*Ryoji throws his sunglasses across the room*
Like death and despair!
YEAAAAAAAAAH!
In and out? In...
*Aitome tenses up even more, eyes turning pink, before noticing Onii Chan, taking a deep breath and loosening up, smiling back before continuing to mutter
Just stay calm Ai...
Why of course!
*The man walks over to the metal box.*
This right here is the main body of the KDT. Think of this as the cable box. But what is a cable box without a remote? Luckily I have one!
*He pulls out a remote like device. It has a screen on it along with number buttons.*
This is the Gateway Creator! With the GC and the KDT together you can open a gateway to anywhere!
*He presses a few buttons and holds the GC out. It then shoots a beam and opens another one of those portals!*
Aincrad shakes his head and shouts towards the stage. "Don't you think this is a little dangerous? God knows what's in these dimensions, much less what entering one with a completely different rule set then our own will do."
*Ryoji's scarf captures the silencing round and throws it back*
*Ryoji looks at Teddie with teary eyes*
Yep Jar Jar Binks already died and now none of us can be saved.
He represented all the good of this world and Kirijo Corp killed him.
*Ryoji wipes his tears*
Who will they take next ...?
Sonic?
Pepe?
*Ryoji falls to his knees*
KOROMARU!!!!
I'm gonna send Orpheus over there *Shoots himself with evoker to summon Orpheus* Orpheus, go to where the livestream is taking place *Orpheus leaves Leblanc*
*Another man steps through the portal that just opened. It closes behind him.*
Well, glad to see you back from Hawaii!
*He quickly turns and opens another portal! A man in armor steps out of this one.*
With this device you can travel anywhere! Any place you can think of, you will be able to go there because of this device!
You've said that a million times already you buffoon.
(Dio uses The World to get to the stage in front of the cameras.)
I, Dio, proclaim this world and device as mine to use, because I, Dio, am the most powerful force in this universe.
You may be wondering what problems this may bring. Well don't worry, these gateways prevent the bad properties of the Nexus! And if you wish to enter a dangerous world the GC will warn you first. The worlds have a saftey scale.
*The screen zooms on the GC.*
Green for safe. Yellow for neutral. And red for dangerous.
*Gamma sighs before shouting to the room*
Would anyone who is surprised that someone obviously suspicious with a strange power decided to attempt taking this technology for some nefarious purpose please raise their hand?
Wow, a commercial device that allows the user to travel to different dimensions and definitely won't cause any instability in the extremely fragile core of the multiverse? This sounds like a perfect product for a drunk, yet very responsible woman like myself with loads of self control.
H-huh?!?
*Aitome then pulls a sword on Mr.Carnival from the poke, quickly putting it away and looking tense,
R-right... um... ill just follow what you do... I cant think straight with the Kirijo Group here...
I HEAR YOU BEAR MAN.
(DIO FUCKING KICKS THE DEVICE AS HE, DIO, IS STILL ON THE STAGE.)
I, DIO, DO NOT APPROVE OF BUFFOON KILLING MY MOST FAAAAAAVORITE MOVIE CHARACTER, FOR I, DIO, AM THE KING, THE LIGHT, THE HOLLLLLY DIVAH.
*Ryoji suddenly stands up and shouts*
Hey creepy science bros!
Can the portal take me to purgatory!
*A small tear escapes Ryoji's eyes*
For our lord and savior after Momma Nyx is dead!
HE WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE
*Ryoji wails with grief*
YEEEEEEEEET
Aincrad nods and turns back to the stage. "I get why. These people are unsettling to say the least. Just be ready on my mark. If something happens Shadow will drop from the ceiling for the initial attack."
*cough* I mean.... it's no different than that Nexite weapon stuff that's been going around. Heck, you're LESS likely to abuse this since it's not as portable.
Now do know that both require power. You can only use them so many times before they lose their charge. If either goes out then you will be stranded in that world. Use them in moderation. The KDT is the next step to travel in not only our world but every world out there!
*The man raises his arms into the air!*
The Kirijo Dimensional Traveler! Available..... RIGHT NOW!
(DIO POINTS AT THE CAMERAS, FOR HE, DIO, IS AT THE STAGE AS THOSE IMBECILES SHOWCASE THE DEVICE.)
I, DIO, HEAR YOUR PLEADS BEAR MAN.
I, DIO, WILL KILL THEM WITH THE POWER OF THE WORLD.
Its... its not just that.. I dont have the time to explain right now but... I can't trust myself near them... at any rate I'm with you, hopefully these portals wont be the end of me...
*Ryoji joins Teddie's heartfelt pleas*
YEAH WE SHOULD TIE THESE KIRIJO PEOPLE UP AND ...
*Ryoji thinks for a sec and then smiles*
FORCE THEM TO READ THE GREATEST PIECE OF LITERATURE IN THE WORLD!
EMERGENCE!
"You'll have to tell me later. For now... Looks like we may have to protect that group... Sadly... Just be at ze ready." He turns towards the stage. "No killing!"
THE BEST BIRD IN THE WHOLE WORD HAS COME TO GRRRRREET ME, DIO.
(DIO MAKES THE WRY POSE.)
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Aincrad looks at the stage and shakes his head. "Shadow will lead on this if something happens. I'm going to head to Leblanc. I need some water." With that Aincrad leaves.
Mmm, story for another time...
*Aitome then hears Bluntlord, scratching his head
So hes on this as well? I dont like this dimension jumping... dont like it one bit...
*Satisfied Ryoji hugs Teddie*
You are now an honorary bro of mine.
We ride together and die together.
*Ryoji then runs out of the area in search of another nightly haunt*
*A nightly haunt that involves pool tubes and a lot of whipped cream*
(I, DIO, CONTINUE TO DO THE "WRY")
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*Gamma just sighs and shakes his head*
I don't know what I hate more, the fact this has become normal for me, or the fact I don't mind it at this point. If nothing else blondie up there's much more entertaining than the show
*Sigh*
*Grabs the Mic*
Basically what he's saying is, the M.M.R.A. is giving the Kirijo group permission to sell these........
*Ahem*
Early versions of normal magitek teleporters, and ONLY in the Nexus. It's for science.
(I, DIO, KEEP GOING)
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Is that all? I suppose its over... I still have my rift weapon so I shouldent need something like that... but its kinda unstable... perhaps Ill need it...
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head before standing up*
Oh look, another poorly-planned business venture. Guess its no different from an arms salesman. Which the Kirijo group probably does.
And Shinji seriously worked on it? Thought he had more sense than that.
No matter, soon enough this'll all come to a close.
(I, DIO, AM FINISHED.)
Okay but seriously who thought selling this stuff to lowly humans without powers was a good idea? It's like selling nukes to a toddler to launch it wherever he goes, clearly this company wants people do die and I, Dio, do not appreciate it when you kill my slaves with dumbassery, this is why you have law for weapons and all of that you humans do.
WRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
D.... Did the guy with incredible lungs actually just say something sane?
I.... It's gotten to the point where I'm more surprised to hear someone making sense than not.
I, Dio, cannot sit here as I hear people do absolute, complete, and utter stupidity a reality.
I, Dio, had to deal with that shit with those DAMN Joestars for faaaar too long.
(I, Dio, smile.)
I declare the entire Kirijo group and the scientist persons responsible for this as retards.
Wry.
*suddenly appears* to be fair, he does have a point. I mean, there's a lot of worlds where you die instantly, worlds where you'll be killed on sight, and just in general a lot of worlds that'll kill you. Hell, I haven't even started on what could happen if something big from another world comes over to your world and fucks shit up. This is a terrible idea and it should be only be given to people who know what the fuck they are doing. Also, it's kinda impossible to factor danger because of how many factors there are. Trust me, I had team try to do it, and they killed themselves by opening a black hole. *Suddenly disappears*
Also the fact that ANYONE can use it meaning you're practically asking for someone with nefarious intent to take and abuse it. That's my problem. Widespread availability is a recipe for disaster.
I, Dio, suggest we destroy the devices and kill whoever was in charge of all of this, so no one can pull this buffoonery again for the sake of my slaves and I, Dio.
I don't work in groups. Not usually anyways.
But I will say that I'm pretty sure this contraption makes my life a lot harder, so sure. I guess I'll help.
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head*
Man, what a pain.
To be fair, it could be worse. It could be dimensional travel. Dimensional travel sucks! Trust me, it's not fun if you don't know how the fuck to work a dimensional map.
If anything ease of use exacerbates the problem. And safety. Because mark my words in less than a week someone's going to use this device for something obviously bad. Maybe a generic world-destruction plan. Who cares really. The point is some people just don't understand.
Not everything is for everyone. That's how the world works.
I, Dio, am starting to like you a lot, man of the lavender hair.
I, Dio, would like to work with you in the coming futures.
(I, Dio, extend my powerful hand at the one called Gamma.)
Against this bunch of retarded japanese people.
I said a week for the sake of plot convenience. Now let me just go hang this lampshade.....
*Gamma looks at Dio in surprise*
Wait..... You got my hair color right? NO ONE EVER DOES THAT.
I still don't trust you, but I'm in.
*Gamma accepts Dio's handshake offer*
I'm in this too. I find this to be a stupid idea and that it should stop before things get out of hand and I have to kick the ass of everything that moves just to stop things from getting worse.
A device that can open portals to other worlds? I wonder if I can use this to reach that blasted rift...
*A sinister smile appears on Yu?'s face.*
Perhaps I should find Migrant first.
Yes, that'll be the first step...
*Gamma glances between Teddie and Yu? Before walking away*
Wow, looks like Star was right. Only Took a few hours. Well, I guess she's more used to this kind of junk. Kudos to the kid.
*Yu? smiles at Teddie in a somewhat creepy fashion.*
I have an idea...
Here.
*Yu? passes Teddie a note telling Migrant to meet in an abandoned park.*
Give this to them, meeting them with...others...around might not be the best idea. So deliver that to them in my stead.