Shibuya Square: a risky bet - Phansite Archive

Ikebu_Kuro

Shibuya Square: a risky bet

*stand in the middle of Shibuya Square ready to fight, knives in hand and smirking* Come and get me Dark Oak!!!

Ikebu_Kuro

...

Dawtz

Ah think he's ignowing ya, mang.

Ikebu_Kuro

... no just wait

Marik_Ishtar

This is even more embarrassing than Bakura's birthday!

Ikebu_Kuro

*still standing there*

Liam

Yami_Bakura

Shut up, Marik. My birthday was awesome.

Marik_Ishtar

Oh please, Bakura! I was there, and it was the most disappointing thing we ever did together, right after Melvin beat you!

Ikebu_Kuro

i cant see shit and its really quiet all of a sudden...

Yami_Bakura

We promised never to talk about either of those things ever again. This is why I left you for Dartz for a while.

Ikebu_Kuro

*walks back to the cafe*

Marik_Ishtar

WHAT?! You went with that... That... Effeminate long-haired ancient person?!... Waiiiit a second...

Yami_Bakura

I came back. He was even worse than you at destroying the pharoh. And I coud barely understand what he was saying.

Dawtz

Come on, mang, ah'm not dat weiwd to tawk to! Ah'll have ya know I got a wittewawy pwize when ah was a dayshin young mang!

Liam

( got the engrish is killing me)

Yami_Bakura

You wanted to split Yugi's d*ck across the frigging planet. And then take Mai's Valentines d*ck.

Marik_Ishtar

Oh my gods, he wanted to do WHAT?!

Dawtz

Ah juyst wanteyd to tayke his deyck an' mayke it impossibwe fow him to pway using his deyck!