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Another Destroyed city
*The President Tim, Splat Tim sits on a pile of rubble as he watches a city burn around him. Tim, Splat Tim smiles and says* I does it. *He proceeds to chug down some light blue paint while also splating some blank areas* This city is no more under I Tim, Splat Tim, the President of the Nexus, For I am Tim, Splat Tim, The Splat Tim Tim Splat Tim. I Tim, Splat Tim the greatest warrior Tim, Splat Tim will take on any threat against Tim, Splat Tim or against the Nexus, for I am Tim, Splat Tim, President Tim, Splat Tim, President of the Nexus.
*Gamma chuckles as he emerges from behind a pile of rubble* You sure like saying your name don't you? If I didn't know better I'd say you were trying to fit it in as much as possible Most leaders want other people to be saying their name, as opposed to themselves.
2 sweet, Prez.
*Tim, Splat Tim looks at the man who just emerged behind him, Tim, Splat Tim* Tim, Splat Tim speaks the way he, Tim, Splat Tim speaks. People will forever know Tim, Splat Tim the President Tim, Splat Tim, President of the Nexus. They will think about me, Tim, Splat Tim and they will remeber what I, Tim, Splat Tim, have done. *Tim, Splar Tim chugs some more light blue ink and burps. Tim, Splat Tim takes out another can and hands it to Gamma* Drink up buddy, its on me, Tim Splat Tim.
*Salutes at Kenny Omega*
*Gamma suspiciously looks at the can, before taking it and drinking some* I really don't see how you drink this. At least its not highly toxic or anything.... Just an acquired taste I suppose. Like alcohol.
Destruction is a very American thing. You are a very American president. That means you're great in America.
*Mary comes in with a construction crew and a blueprint* Well, looks like there's another destroyed city. Guess I better repair it with this repairing crew that I conveniently had.
*Tim, Splat Tim nods at Gamma* Indeed. It is a drink that most inkling like myself, Tim, Splat Tim, partake in drinking, although different colors. Sometimes this paint is even our life savers, heck it basically is our life force. Tim, Splat Tim needs light blue paint to survive! *Tim, Splat Tim chugs some more light blue paint down*
*Salutes Bandit Keith*
*Tim Splat Tim notices Mary Sue and takes out his dual splatters* Not so fast Mary. This city is mine, Tim, Splat Tim's city. I, Tim, Splat Tim have claimed it with my paint. Now do not repair my Tim, Splat Tim's new city.
*Gamma sighs and looks up at Splat Tim* That's actually quite interesting. So you inklings use paint for both creation and destruction. Guess I'm not one to judge, just afraid it doesn't work for me. Being human and all.
This city belongs to the people! Terminator! Bullet hail! *Suddenly, a cyborg manifests behind Mary and 60 bullets form in a circle around Mary* This is your last warning!
[Ex-Aid appears on the scene holding a strange square device.] Stop! I can't let this kind of destruction continue! As a doctor I can't let this kind of thing go unnoticed!
*Tim, Splat Tim nods at Gamma* We inklings are a strange species but this is how we are. This ink is my, Tim, Splat Tim's way of life* *He chugs some more down before facing mary* I Tim, Splat Tim ask you once again that this city is now under my Tim, Splat Tim's control. Go back to where you came from Mary Sue.
I disagree. Destruction is the inklings' way. We can't just interfere with their way of life like that.
[Ex-Aid looks over to the other Ex-Aid] I think you misunderstand me. This Mary Sue character! She wishes harm upon the president! That is something I cannot stand for!
*Tim, Splat Tim turns to Ex-Aid surprised* What!? Who are you!? Tim, Splat Tim is super confused... *He then loads his dual splatters up* I, Tim, Splat Tim have no idea whats goong on...But I Tim, Splat Tim will not lose.
Tch, I warned you! *Mary shoots the bullets at Tim one by one as a gundam rides towards her in the distance.* Now, I shall show you my strength! *Mary jumps into the gundam and rushes towards Tim, holding a samurai sword to her left. With a quick slice, she aims towards Splat_Tim's leg in order to stop him from moving.*
*Tim, Splat Tim salutes the Ex-Aid that wants to help him* Ah an ally!
Well, then it seems I just misunderstood you. *Laharl walks off and then begins playing Mario + Rabids Kingdom Warfare on his switch*
*Tim, Splat Tim quickly turns into a squid disappearing into the light blue paint below. It isnt until a moment later he appears behind mary sue unloading his powerful ink into the back of the gundam hoping to cause some damage* Heh.
President is a loose term here. There are some of my peers who would like to see Tim removed from that post, and charged as a criminal, for consorting with a terrorist group that sought the destruction of the entire world. We fought a war over it, in fact.
D-damnit! *Mary Sue jumps out of the gundam as it explodes into dust. Suddenly, a keyblade appears in Mary's hands as she floats in the air.* Take this! Thundaga! *Suddenly, a rapid burst of lightning appears and strikes the area near Tim*
*Turns to the "Dietman* Oh yes because evacuating incase of the world exploding is a terrible thing to do, well excuuuuuuse me Dietman. *Tim, Splat Tim shruhs it off going back into the paint below*
*Tim, Splat Tim is shocked by the lightning but quickly drinks more light blue paint* Nice moves kid. *Tim, Splat Tim then pulls out his glock unloading a clip towards Mary*
[Ex-Aid holds the Gashat up] Mighty Brothers X! Henshin! [He does a pose before inserting the Gashat into his driver] Double Gashat! Gachan! Level Up! Mighty! Brothers! Futari de Hitori! Mighty! Brothers! Futari de Victory, X! [A light envelops Ex-Aid as he becomes covered in a bulky white armor with a mask that seems to be split in color between orange and blue down the middle]
*The bullets dig through Mary's skin, causing severe wounds.* Tch, damnit! *She then teleports behind Tim* Take this! *Energy begins to gather in her hand* Kameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
*Tim, Splat Tim quickly turns kicking mary in the face hoping to stop the incoming attack*
*Mary gets knocked backwards* I'll make you eat those words! *Mary runs for a second then becomes a blue circle that spins infinitely. She then thrusts herself towards Tim in an attempt to hurt him from the spin. After she passes Tim, she pulls two AR's out of her backpack and unloads a clip from each one onto Tim*
I'll clear this with no continues! [Ex-Aid jumps off the ground at Mary as she is shooting and attempts to knock her down before bouncing away.]
*Tim, Splat Tim is knocked back by the spin into the paint below* You're tough mary, but I Tim, Splay Tim wont let you win! *He pops up out of the paint holding the rainmaker aiming it directly at Mary pulling the trigger* Got ink?
*Tim, Splat Tim salutes Ex-Aid for his continued support*
[Ex-Aid salutes Tim, Splat Tim back.]
*Mary gets drowned in ink for a second* D-damnit! Super Mario! Super Jump! *Suddenly, a fat burly plumber appears. Mary is then lifted high into the air. As she descends, she waves her hands in the air in an attempt to control the momentum and fall directly on Splat Tim's head*
*Tim Splat Tim takes aim towards the falling Mary Sue directly above him* The forecast for today is light ink showers. *He fires a heavy shot at mary sue from his rainmaker*
*Mary gets blasted away. However, she uses her half-demon, half-angel wings to balance herself. She then flies to a nearby building on stands on its roof.* I won't let it end like this! YHVH! God's Plan! (God's plan is an attack that does 100x collosal nuclear damage) *Suddenly, several atomic bombs loaded with dark blue ink are summoned and are aimed towards Splat Tim. In a sudden burst, they are flung towards him and explode, unleashing a sea of dark blue ink, for a radius of 1,000 miles. The flumes rage in the air. Mary, however, teleports into her helicopter to avoid taking damage*
*In the midst of destruction Tim, Splat Tim stands with a bubble shield now disappearing around him, luckily he also tossed Ex-Aid his spare* You think, I Tim, Splat Tim am not prepared for the warfare that is inking!? I Tim Splat Tim am a beteran. *He aims his rainmaker once again at mary* Say your prayers! *He blasts a huge shot towards marry*
[Ex-Aid uses the bubble shield to negate the massively overkill attack] Looks like I need to level up if I'm going to keep up with this...
*The helicopter gets caught by the ink blasted. It begins to spiral out of control and crash and burn. However, Mary jumps out of it in time and begins flying in the air.* This isn't over! *Mary pulls out a rift scythe and cuts open a rift. She disappears into the rift.*
*Tim Splat Tim puts on his sunglasses and chugs some light blue paint down* You did good uh...Ex-Aid. *Salutes once again at Ex-Aid while tossing him a can of light blue paint* Enjoy.
[Ex-Aid removes the Gashat as he reverts to his normal form. He pulls out a new Gashat and holds it up] GACHAN! LEVEL MAX! [He inserts the Gashat as he changes into his level two form before a giant icon appears in the air] SAIDAIKYUU NO POWERFUL BODY! DARIRAGAN! DAGOZUBAN! [Ex-Aid floats into the air as the icon envelops him. He transforms into a large bodied robotic figure as he points directly at Mary Sue] MAXIMUM POWER~ X~!! I will change Tim, Splat Tim's fate with my own hands!
[Ex-Aid looks around confused.] Oh, she left already? [He catches the can of paint unsure of what it is] Not sure what this is, but thanks! [He begins downing the can of paint] Huh, interesting. It tastes exactly like paint.
*Tim, Splat Tim nods* It is paint. Judt not toxic. Its actually quite healthy for all, especially for us inklings. Now... *Tim, Splat Tim walks up to Ex-Aid placing a badge on him* This is for your great work. *Tim, Splat Tim Salutes as he looks at Ex-Aid with his new badge that is a light blue heart surrounded by words saying, fought with honor and greatness* You are a great person Ex-Aid, I hope to see you around.