Tales of Berseria
Phony-Milla got Shadow the Hedgehogs edge, Searching for the dude from the sword in the Stone, accompanied by Magidulahalaba , Sexy Beast man, Hard as Eizen, Crybaby and Angel Cinnamonroll.
(I regret nothing)
Pokemon (the anime)
A guy that is and always will be 10 goes around multiple places to steal the freedom of innocent animals, being an as by not making his first one evolve and have it's ass kicked less and trying to win a leauge that he won't be able to win until he's 11. That means never.
Anime? You mean those big-eyed cartoons?
Also Sonic: Kid-Friendly designs are tormented by the god-forsaken fanbase as well as newly added Persona 5 shit in that new game.
Destiny:
A very shitty Halo knockoff
(SIDE NOTE: Destiny from The Taken King and Rise of Iron is very good and with a very good sequel on the horizon I am excited)
Persona 4 Dancing All Night:
It's a rythm game
Persona Q:
It's a fanservice game
(I actually DO dislike Q)
Persona in general:
Jojo but with psychology
Sonic Adventure, by the stories:
Power of friendship
Believing in yourself
Shitty but still catchy rap songs
Shit tier waifu tbh
Gamma did nothing wrong
FUCKING FROG
And for the finally, a shiny rodent kills an all powerful water dildo
You don't have haters; you're too good for that.
Sonic Adventure 2:
(HERO THINGY): FIRENDS FEIRNDS FREINDSAMAGING
(EVIL THINGY): MARIA EVIL JEWELS MARIA ROBOTS
(FINAL THINGY): BONDS BONDS BONDS BONDS BONDS BONDS EVIL BONDS MARIA LIZARD BONDS
Chao Garden: The best part about this game is a f*cking Pet-Care simulator
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters:
Guy with a necklace saves the world with a children's card game
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX:
Guy who is way too cheery gets hit in the feels
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's:
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal:
Guy with a necklace saves the world with a children's card game
Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V:
Guy who is way too cheery gets hit in the feels
Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS:
CARD GAMES ON SURFBOARDS
BlazBlue-
A cat *censored*s a hot, human witch and they end up having a half cat daughter.
Sonic-
Sonic :troll face:
Naruto-
Legalized slavery
Shits all over its themes
terrible politics
-Yugioh Zexal
Yugioh Zexal
-Tales of Graces
Some dumbass puts the world at risk to save some psychopath he hung out with one afternoon when they were kids.
Sonic heroes
Team sonic: FRIENDSHIP WILL HELP US
team dark: EDGE EDGE AND MORE EDGE
Team rose: hide and seek gone wrong
Team chaotix: oh look, it's those characters people forgot about. Neat.
Final story: LETS SHOW THAT CREEP THE REAL SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK!
Metal Gear:
Guy hides in a box and punches his dad
Metal Gear 2:
Guy hides in a box and punches his dad again
MGS:
Guy hides in a box and punches his brother
MGS 2:
Blondie fights terrorists that want to pollute New York (which is redundant)
MGS 3:
Father of that Guy fights an Electric Homo-Soviet
MGS 4:
Guy hides in a box and killls a dude that is his brother but not really
MGS 5:
Father of Guy is back in Irak or some shit
MGR:
Blondie goes Dante
Another
Kill all the extras
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Bald kid saves the world with wind energy
Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth
Endless dungeon that hates you
Mega Man X:
The red guy is cooler than you no matter what you do
Mega Man Zero:
Mega Man X4 but with SMT difficulty
Mega Man ZX:
Who in the what?
Mega Man Battle Network:
INTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Mega Man Starforce:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES
Persona 5: Kids make adults feel bad.
Persona 4: Kids make adults stop killing with tvs.
Persona 3: Kids make dark hour go bye bye.
Persona 2 & 1: Kids make something something something
