*Tim, Splat Tim arrives on scene looking around*
This is strange...I, Tim, Splat Tim, do not remember destroying another city recently...hmmm...
*Tim, Splat Tim chugs down some light blue paint*
Who else would destroy a city...theres not even any paint, so clearly I Tim, Splat Tim had no part in this destruction. Oh whatever, if its blank, I Tim, Splat Tim wil paint!
*Tim, Splat Tim starts covering some destroyed buildings with some light blue paint*