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Water
Dear Laharl,
For someone who claims to be the overlord of the world, you seem to lack dominion over a majority like I do. I hold dominion over 71 percent of the Earth, and you? Probably a paltry sum. Go back to whence you came you stubborn child and soak your head. Love, Water ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ PS: JK, ily bb no bulli XD ♡♡♡♡
Cefca
Great post op. I fully support you
Water
You support me~? A Champion of Thirst is born~! You've my blessing dearest clown~!
hazama
I will DRINK you
Boss
dronk
Water
L-LEWD~! But I'm always wet for you Hazamod~! Allow me to quench your overwhelming thirst with delicious water flavored water~! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
hazama
oh.
BeautyThief
can i drink you too
Boss
hazzy what have you done
Water
My bounty is for all to claim~! ♡♡♡♡
hazama
I'm calling the police
BeautyThief
no dont do that
Cefca
Can i poison you to instantly cause mass genocide?
Shiza_Salad
I'd drink you, water ;)
Akechi_Kun
It is water 💙 Still i prefer maple syrup
Water
Don't drink the Kool-Aid silly head~ ♡♡♡♡♡♡ No police Hazababe, pigs don't like water~ ♡♡♡♡♡♡ No poison, I'd have to drown you Clown friend~ ♡♡♡♡♡ And drink to your heart's content~ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Aki-Joker
Maybe if I put apples in you water, You'll taste better.
Water
Mmmmm~ Put stuff that isn't poison inside me and watch how moist it gets~ ♡♡♡♡♡
Cefca
Ooh ooh i like that! I'll poison the apples, so you just need to dunk them in the water!
Shiza_Salad
Water always tastes good though...
Aki-Joker
Oh no
Boss
water, how old are you?
Shiza_Salad
I never thought Water could be portrayed this lewd before. I've seen things I can't erase.
Boss
shiza are you hydrosexual?
Water
Legal for you Coffee Dad~
Shiza_Salad
Yes Boss, I'd tap it.
Aki-Joker
I don't think water is that sexual but if you want to get drenched go ahead.
Boss
i guess i am too *unzip*
BeautyThief
how did this turn from a letter to lewdness
Akechi_Kun
*pours a bottle of maple syrup inside the water*
BeautyThief
chaotic akechi
Water
I'm alrwady tapped silly~
Aki-Joker
This is not normal lewdness it's advanced lewdness
Boss
*boss takes out a bendy straw and drinks the water*
Water
Oh my~ how forward~
Shiza_Salad
*Looks at Boss's straw* Plebeian. *He takes out a crazy straw and drink the water*
Cefca
*jumps in the water and washes the dirt and the fleas from his body* aaaaaaah~
Boss
excuse me shiza, i like being gentle, ruffian
Aki-Joker
Well I feel a bit thirsty too. *takes also a straw and drinks*
Shiza_Salad
I'm always thirsty. *He says with a wink*
Boss
*drink*
Aki-Joker
Hoo boy
Water
Boys~ boys~ ♡♡♡♡ There's enough of me to go around~
Shiza_Salad
Goo boy is right, Aki. Nothing can sate this extreme thirst.
Water
Also be mindful not to drink the smelly gay water from the clown~ ♡♡♡
Shiza_Salad
*Hoo
Boss
*boss continues to drink. have we found holy water?*
Shiza_Salad
Need I remind everyone that lewd water is best waifu.
Aincrad_Hazel
... I have seen it all
Boss
lewd water is best waifu, i agree
Boss
water, would you ever date a robot?
Water
I am wholly water and thus encompass all water based liquids, solids and gases. Therefore the water from that big old book about the well hung man is inside me also. Drink up Coffee Daddy~♡♡♡♡♡
Water
I would but they always tend to short circuit whenever they get inside me. Premature ejection? Electron? Something like that~♡♡♡♡
Aincrad_Hazel
... water... lewd water... excuse me but I need to go burn thy eyes
Shiza_Salad
Would you date a Shiza, water?
Water
Do you need eye wash? Allow me to moisten your visual receptacles~♡♡♡♡
Aki-Joker
Well nothing on this site surprises me anymore. But well the thirst is real here.XD
Water
I might, but I hate bubbles~♡♡♡
Aincrad_Hazel
-eyes literally catch fire- you know... this is actually better
Water
The thirst is always real~ but I'd show you true thirst my dear~ Fufufu~♡♡♡♡♡
Shiza_Salad
I'd stop making bubbles for you, Water. I would do it for your reciprocated love...
Water
Oh boo! The strange carnival man doesn't like me~! What an Arse-ne~ cause that's what he looks like~ tee hee! ♡♡♡♡♡
Water
Ebb and flow~ reciprocation is my specialty darling~! ♡♡♡♡♡
Aincrad_Hazel
-strokes his chin- aren't you already in everyone? You're the ultimate playgirl
ZeroBeat
shiza, whyre you being romantic with this water? geez did it become your new girl or something? *zero steps inside the water, making sure his head avoids the water specifically.* its just wat-oh....oh my.....my nerve stimulants....whats happening?
Water
Shhhhh!! You make me sound like a hussie you Neanderthal!!
Water
Outta my water you filthy machine! I just washed myself!!
Yukayo
66 post, would this madness stop?
Aki-Joker
I'm fine really, thaks water-kun , -san whatever.
Shiza_Salad
*He shrugs* Oh c'mon, the water started it. *He winks at the water*
Water
I'm gender fluid my dear~ fufufufu~ call me whatever you wish~ ♡♡♡♡♡♡ And I'll stop when the forum games stop~ Tee Hee~♡♡
ZeroBeat
hey, screw you! im shiny and slick as all hell! wait...is the water talking?
Yukayo
Hey, at least when the first game stopped!
Aincrad_Hazel
"And you say you aren't water?" He shakes his head and his whole body starts burning. "Ah that's better."
Water
Just keep your...."oils" out of me you machine! And yes I talk~! I can do other things too~
Water
All games should stop my dearest Yuka~! Or I shall show you exactly how wet I can get~!
ZeroBeat
oils? man, i dont run on oil. i got floaty arms and legs, i run on electricity and a biostimulant that simulates nerves. speaking of....why is is this water so...pleasurable~
Water
Get out of me you fiend! This is unlawful entry and probably sexual assault to some degree!!
Aincrad_Hazel
"Ladies and gents, we have just created a new type of lewd level. Water lewd. I hope we are proud of ourselves. It was not an easy feat."
ZeroBeat
alright alright, sorry, geez....*zero crouches down, and looks into the water.* its so clear....really clear
Water
Know what is easy? Me. I get everywhere~!
Aki-Joker
Well I've seen worse. It reminds me of 50% off though.
ZeroBeat
you say easy but i was the only one you rejected.... *zero mutters*
Yukayo
No thanks, forum game is forum game, so it won't change anything in every forum, even at the phansite's forum, plus this is something vulgar so I can't stand for anything like this, oh, and good luck for you to I don't know, maybe something will happen, but anyway, good luck, I don't give a shit anyway.
Water
Only cause you were so big and forceful mr. Robot~♡♡♡ And 50% off is fake and gay~! ♡♡♡ Watch og Free! and watch all of those beautiful bodies inside me~! ♡♡♡♡♡
Aincrad_Hazel
What's 50% off? I've never heard of that
Water
Ily too Yuka-dearest~
Akechi_Kun
Do you love me? Water-san?
ZeroBeat
alright then, guess i need to be all proper. *zero puts on a mock british accent* madame, may i enter you for a soak?
Water
I'm already inside you~! I love all my children~!
Water
Never apeak to me or my liquid ever again. I'm kidding. Get as deep as you want robot man
Aki-Joker
It's an abriged series and I hate free, but 50% off is just too funny. Mostly because of gangster Nagisa.
ZeroBeat
*Zero enters once again, and simulates a pleasure shiver* this messin with my processor or somethin? i keep telling myself to feel pleasure....water, whatre you made of?
Water
I'll accede to that
Water
Dihydrogen monoxide, why?
Aincrad_Hazel
Hmm... might have to check it out sometime then. It'll probably be better than the original.
Water
Both are worth a watch!
ZeroBeat
OH SHIT YALL DRANK THIS!? *zero scrambles out, and and runs against a tree.* i didnt get any in me did i? oh good...shit, shiza and boss! dammit water!
ZeroBeat
[yeah, i like 50% off]
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza looks up at the robot, still drinking from the straw* What's up, robot man?
ZeroBeat
STOP DRINKING THAT!!! *zero knocks the straw out of shizas mouth* THAT SHITS POISON
Aki-Joker
(I watch abriged sometimes more than real) Are you alright?
Water
I am not poison you fiend!
ZeroBeat
Dihydrogen monoxide is a poison to humans! its a pleasure agent to me, but to you guys, its dangerous. you need to flush your systems!
Shiza_Salad
Do hydrogen monoxide is called H2O, or in other words water. It's perfectly fine for human consumption. *Comtinues drinking*
ZeroBeat
hong on....what? lemme check this... *zero opens a panel on his arms, and types on it, after a bell ding noise, zero realises he was a fucking idiot* hand on, what tha...? oh, oh wait. fuck you Rokkaku, puttin weird shit in my head....
Water
What an odd machine....