LeBlanc C and C: Cyberpunk Batista Resur...

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Tsugumi-Chan

....I'm ready to kick that rat like a football...

sanoba

*i look at the counter*

Typhon_Nightstalker

Now that I am back, time for me to rest. Good night my friend. *he give Labrys a kiss to the cheek as he walks up to the attic*

Pikadaboi

OOC: New page

Aincrad_Hazel

He places ten thousand yen in front of Yang. "Double this if you get him to the next block."

Shiza_Salad

(Caesar has been dragged through hell before, literally. This shit doesn't phase him in the slightest.)

Pikadaboi

*Continues drinking more and more whiskey* I wonder what my alcohol percentage in my bloodstream is. *Looks at Bona* Hey Bona, scan my blood for alcohol!

-Labrys-

I smile gently and nod, letting him go, instinctively playing with my ponytail now. "Goodnight Nightstalker. Rest well. Let me know if you need anything. And..Welcome Home..."

Shiza_Salad

*He attempt to stand, but only wobbles slightly before walking straight* So, I'm driving home?

Tsugumi-Chan

I'll try, Ain.. Hey, Pika. You wanna fly? *she grabs Pika and walks over to the entrance to Leblanc, opening the door. She backs up, then runs and kicks Pika out of the cafe with her full force*

Shiza_Salad

(@-Labrys- I ship it, but then again I ship a lot of things on the Phansite...)

FemBFMF04

Oh, I almost forgot. *gives labrys 1000 yen* For my hot cocoa. Keep the change.

Aincrad_Hazel

"Nope. Nope. Nope." He grabs Shizas shoulder. "We shall walk to your home together. Cause you're wasted. Easily."

sanoba

*sighs and builds a pistol*

Aincrad_Hazel

(Yeah you ship me for crying out loud.)

Pikadaboi

OOOOOOOFFF! *Falls coincidentally in the playground of an elementary school* This might work I say... *Puts on trench coat and pulls out tec-9*

Tsugumi-Chan

Shiza, you are not driving. Safety first, hon.

Shiza_Salad

I'm not wasted, I feel fine. Seriously, I'm completely golden. (Shut up, Hazel. It's a good ship and I stand by it)

Pikadaboi

*Runs back to LeBlanc* HEY GUYS! I might've just angered a bunch of policemen outside... Ima hide in the attic with the stalker dude ok? *Runs into attic*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she grabs Shiza's shoulders, looking into his eyes* Read my lips. You. Are. Not. Driving.

Aincrad_Hazel

He shakes his head. "Yang, how long can your husband stay sober? Cause I'm doubting that he can hold it while driving." (I AM NOT SHIP WORTHY!)

Sunbreaker-Titan

*he gives Labrys another Omolon Uriel's Gift* There you go. I got a another for you.

Pikadaboi

*Swat team enters the building* Swat Soldier: HEY! Anyone seen a yellow mouse?

Tsugumi-Chan

Not completely sure, Ain. But he's not driving. I ain't either. Because I am a responsible human being.

Shiza_Salad

Give me a few minutes, and I'll be out of this in a snap. *He sits down and chuckles to himself* (Too late)

-Labrys-

"Holyyyy shit. Serious Sunbreaker? For real!?"

Tsugumi-Chan

*looks at the Swat soldier* Yellow mouse machine broke. Try down the street.

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad points up there stairs. "All yours." He then turns to Yang and smiles. "And that is why your much more trustworthy then Shiza." He then tosses a quick evil glint at Shiza.

Shiza_Salad

*Shiza Leeds at Ain* I may be slightly drunk, but I'm not deaf, asshole!

Pikadaboi

Swat Soldier: We believe the yellow mouse is in this building! We are sure! We get calls like this every other day... *Team explores the whole building and the leader goes in the attic*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad feigns innocent and looks away from Shiza, a hand on his head. "My dear Shiza, whatever are you insinuating?! Are questioning my moral honor?! How dare you!"

Shiza_Salad

*leers

Sunbreaker-Titan

Yes Labrys the rifle is for free and I got another too. And I didn't mention this, my full name is Zidrez Vem.

Pikadaboi

*Knife unsheathe sound and stabbing sounds as the other swat team rushes into the attic*

Shiza_Salad

Just cause I'm intoxicated doesn't mean I won't kick your insolent ass all the same.

Tsugumi-Chan

*sighs* Whelp, the Swat leader's as good as dead....

Pikadaboi

*Screams as many of the swat fall into a pit and the other swat are gunned down by a turret*

Tsugumi-Chan

....scratch that, the whole swat team is dead...

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad smirks at Shiza and walks past him blowing him a kiss. "No you wouldn't babe." He grins then casts Salvation at the swat team and yells up. "PIKA THEY HAVE INFINITE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL WITH THE POLICE!"

Shiza_Salad

*He facepalms* It's just a fucking mouse...

Shiza_Salad

*He chuckles at Ain* Try me, "babe".

Pikadaboi

*Looks down into pit and tosses a lighter down, igniting the gasoline at the bottom and burning the remaining swat* What did you say Aincrad? I already have all the alcohol I need right here. *Pulls out whiskey bottle from his pocket*

Aincrad_Hazel

Sighs and walks down the pit and nulls the fire. "Can we please not kill? Please?! And you really need to step up your drinking game."

Tsugumi-Chan

*she sits in Shiza's lap, humming*

Pikadaboi

Aincrad, they're already dead. I'm just removing the evidence. And where can I step up my game? Where's the nearest bar?

-Labrys-

I grin widely as I examine the rifle, getting a solid feel for it before nodding firmly. "Thank you. I really don't know what to say. And Zidrez huh? Hmm..its a pretty badass name honestly..hey..Nightstalker said he was from Europe. Where are you from Sunbreaker?"

Sunbreaker-Titan

I was from the Reef in space, making me an Awoken.

-Labrys-

"Reef? What was it like there? Ive never been off world so.."

Aincrad_Hazel

He shakes his head and walks back to Yang and Shiza. "I'm not even going to start. Just try any bar." He grins and sits on the table in front of the two. "I'll try and I'll succeed with you both."

Pikadaboi

I have not been outside the planet before so...

Sunbreaker-Titan

*he shows Labrys the picture of his home in space* https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxv4JPOF_zJmRq71cGsz7muoqDJIB0MHkRBAY1v4EDJgyYsC4V I am once the Royal Guard of Mara Sov.

-Labrys-

"Woah! Thats so cool! Was the entire place kind of like this? or were there towns and crawling city scales like here on Earth?"

sanoba

*i watch the sunbreaker and labrys*

Pikadaboi

*Sits at Shiza/Yang/Aincrad's table.*

Sunbreaker-Titan

Yes... we had to evacuate earth since the Fallen from the House of Devils attacked us. And Mara Sov became queen of the House of Wolves.

Shiza_Salad

*He smiles slyly at again as he hugs Yang from behind* What's that supposed to mean?

Shiza_Salad

*at Ain

Pikadaboi

OOC: Gtg.

Shiza_Salad

(See ya)

-Labrys-

"Fascinating..I should a company you in your line of work some time. Seems like you do a lot of sightseeing and trying to preserve the universe. Help people."

Aincrad_Hazel

He leans forward and pokes both of their foreheads. "Whatever makes your imagination run wild dear Shiza." He smirks and leans back. (See ya Pika.)

Tsugumi-Chan

*she smiles, leaning into Shiza*

Shiza_Salad

God, if you weren't my best friend I'd slit your throat.

Sunbreaker-Titan

I'll ask that to Captain Zavala, and until then good night. *he vanishes in a flash of light*

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad grins and jumps down and sits across from him. "But then who would be your annoying sidekick? Admit it, you love me Shiza."

-Labrys-

I smile and salute as he vanishes, shouldering my newly acquired rifle with an odd aire of pride. "Awh man the guys are gonna go nuts over this! Rosie is gonna be so jealous! Ah...wonder what those numbskulls are up to..." I return to behind the counter and smile fondly in some remembrance as I begin cleaning up the horrible mess around me, still seemingly lost in thought. "Ah, Sanoba, still here I see. Anything I can get you?"

Tsugumi-Chan

*she snickers* You guys are quite the duo.

sanoba

i dont really know. *i sigh*

Shiza_Salad

*He rolls his eyes* God you're such a pippin. It's a wonder why I still keep you around...

Shiza_Salad

*pain (Autocorrect, what the fuck is a pippin?)

Aincrad_Hazel

He grins and bows. "It's because I'm funny and I amuse both you and Yang. Plus I have the best ideas."

Aincrad_Hazel

(I don't know but I love it already.)

-Labrys-

I take a seat next to Sanoba and nod. "One of those days? Perhaps feeling a bit lonely or bored?"

sanoba

a bit of both.

Shiza_Salad

(A pippin is, and I quote, "A red and yellow dessert apple". THE FUCK!?)

Aincrad_Hazel

(... WE HAVE TO MAKE THAT THEN EAT IT!)

Tsugumi-Chan

(Marvelous.)

Shiza_Salad

(Is this just going to be a joke between us now...?) *Shiza stands up, clearly exhausted. He pats Aincrad on the back* You're a great guy, Hazel. You're funny and clever. That's why I keep you around. *He kisses Yang on the forehead* I'll see you when you get home, babe. Goodnight guys. *He leaves with a wave*

Tsugumi-Chan

(It probably is..) See you at home, hon! I should get going too. I have to pick something up on my way home, anyways. *she stands* See you! *she leaves*

Aincrad_Hazel

(Yes. Yes it will.) He grins. "Aren't I always Shiza. It's a wonder I'm still single." He waves at Shiza as he leaves. "Just remember I'm not such a pippin in the ass." He looks at Yang. "Should we be worried about him going home?" (Pain* now every time I talk to you I shall forever say pippin instead of pain.)

Aincrad_Hazel

"Or byes! See ya Yang!" He grins and leans back in his seat. "Now what to do..."

Shiza_Salad

(Oh god what have I done...)

Aincrad_Hazel

(Created a beast that will live forever. In other words a meme.)

-Labrys-

"I get that. I honestly do. Heck. It was so strong I denied who I was for so long. Blamed that for my issues. Really I was imagining things. Its tough, finding the balance"

Jace_Beleren

{A young man in a blue hood opens the door to the cafe, his face hidden by a blue hood from his cloak. He'd quietly move to the counter and pull up a seat, waving over whoever was working at the counter this fine morning/afternoon/evening.}

sanoba

yeah... but if you meet my friend naby, oh man he does the most crazys things... like riding a nuke in the sky while shooting other nukes with mini nukes

Aincrad_Hazel

Aincrad turns to Jace. "Hi there, who are you? I don't think I've seen you before."

Jace_Beleren

{Turning to Aincrad before he speaks a word, almost as if he knew someone would adress him, Jace smiles and pulls down his hood. The now hoodless Jace can be seen with odd runes etched onto his face. He awaits Aincrad's words before talking.} I am relatively new yes, I'd be more concerned if you had seen me before! {He'd grin before returning to a stoic expression.} My name is Jace, and quick question...where am I?

sanoba

*looks at jace* your at the leblanc *looks away*

Jace_Beleren

{He'd stroke his chin absentmindedly.} LeBlanc, hmm? That is merely this cafe correct? I was inquiring about the Plane I'm on right now.

Aincrad_Hazel

Raising an eyebrow he walks forward and analyzes the runes. "Interesting... Probably magical in origin, indicating a world knowledgable in that faucet, yet a hood seeming to indicate a world in which it grew similar to ours..." He shakes his head and backs up. "Sorry the name is Aincrad and you're in what we call the Nexus. Basically think of it as the lobby of a hotel only every guest is a different dimension."

-Labrys-

"Thats pretty wild. So are you just kind of dulled then? Like same old same old has lost its charm?"

sanoba

well, i dont really know... *sigh* you know whats weird, naby is from the past

Jace_Beleren

{Jace runs the implications of that statement through his mind. His eyes close as he thinks for a seeming eternity for himself, but about two seconds for onlookers. Suddenly, his eyes shoot open as he gasps for air.} No. No! That can't be! This must be a Planar Anomaly...if what you say is true, Aincrad...a threat like none other is on the way...

sanoba

*thinks "im guessing hes from world of warcraft"*

Aincrad_Hazel

"Well the analogy probably isn't apt, but you're probably right. To put it clearly in case of any misconceptions, the Nexus is a hub dimension. Not a plane of reality. Other dimensions connect to this one in small ways, bringing people in. Plus all the hubabaloo that comes with different magic interacting with each other." He shrugs and leans against the counter. "Pretty much every other week is a dimension ending event here."

Jace_Beleren

{He looks terribly distraught as he speaks.} The threat of which I speak transcends reality...transcends gods and demons. This force's hunger is unending and would raze time and space if given a chance.

Jace_Beleren

{Implamts a message into Sanoba's head: "I am from Vryn."}

sanoba

*rolls my eyes*

Aincrad_Hazel

He looks at Jace and raises an eyebrow. "Before you had my attention, now you have my interest. Tell me dear fellow, what be this awful threat that transcends reality? I'm quite curious. And how do we stop it?"

Jace_Beleren

You don't. You can't. {He looks down for a moment before looking Aincrad in the eyes.} They're called Eldrazi. Titans of pure hunger. They wreak havoc on any Plane they infest and devour it until mothing but void remains. We've fought them back and trapped them before, but they cannot be vanquished. OOC: Sorry. Work called.

Aincrad_Hazel

(No worries I'll be headed off to sleep after this.) He rubs in chin and sits down besides Jace. "Interesting, mad Titans that eat everything... Right? Right... Have you ever tried feeding them enough energy and then some to see if they explode in a million little bits? Cause that might work." He stretches and gets up. "Anyways it's time I head out. Nice to meet ya Jace. Hope we can see each other around."

Jace_Beleren

{Jace sits in shock.} B-But...they eat entire planes of existence... {He'd shake his head, it was probably a joke.} Likewise Mister Aincrad! Farewell!

Hisato

*Enters Leblanc* Hello.

sanoba

*sleeps*

Hisato

*Closes the cafe, then walks away*

Jill_Stingray

Why batista though.

Bgammax

Obviously they are referencing the wrestler.

BonafideMonafide04

*wakes up*

Stormcall_Warlock

*he walks in with is newly forged armor* Hello. Anyone home?

Arcstrider_Hunter

Sup

BonafideMonafide04

*whistles*

Stormcall_Warlock

So how are you Connor?

Arcstrider_Hunter

Doing good

Stormcall_Warlock

And the Cabal Leviathan arrived. Wow did it look ugly.

Eight

[The teenage boy, Eight, enters LeBlanc with his headphones on. Humming to his music, he sits down in a booth relaxing.]

Stormcall_Warlock

*he gives Connor a cup of black coffee and the boy Eight a cup of tea*

Eight

[He takes a small sip of his tea.] Thanks. [Eight relaxes again, enjoying the music from his headphones.]

The_Hunter

*he enters* Labrys. I'm back.