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*i take off one of my arms and begins to upgrade it*
*Bombs Minato*
*purrs as she's pet*
@Shiza_Salad Only if your wife is fine with it~
Hey robo-girl, get me at least 30 bottles of whiskey. *Jumps onto a booth*
<Eiji smiles at Migrant with a gleeful expression> I can only help people I can reach, but it's good to hear there are others trying their best!
Oh, and as you can see, I turned into a neko. I also dyed my hair. *points to her cat ears and her green hair*
*Resist fire, alright how many times do I have to say resist fire in a fucking day?!??*
I scratch the back of my head and think carefully at Ikebu's question and shrug nonchalantly. "Not technically in stock. However, I do have my own here..." I lean over and pull a tall cubic bottle from my bag of the fiery amber liquid... "56 pbv. I'll drink a tad with ya."
*I realize i had my cat ears on for the whole day*
OOC: Hating Leblanc is a meme, you get used to that sort of thing. IC:*Eris attempts to cover her giggle using her hand, before looking across the counter* Allow me to tell you the story of a lost lamb. They couldn't bear to watch the suffering of the others, so this little one decided to run off and hide from the pain. Eventually, they decided a dream would be better. And so, this poor, lost little lamb, sought to give everyone a pleasant dream, an endless dream to rid the world of sorrows. *Eris turns to the angel amulet hanging off their staff* As it turns out, not everyone wanted such a thing, the lamb could hardly believe that they would deny such a wonderful gift. Eventually, the lamb saw their wrongdoing, and returned to the flock. And was accepted with open arms. *Eris closes her eyes and smiles at Saeko* Now then, if such a naughty little lamb can return home and find themselves wanted, surely you can too?
*Slaps them off*
Ok then
"Oh wait, that's the whiskey. Sake. Sake..yes. One moment!" I place the bottle in front of Pikadaboi and move to the back to fetch the correct bottle.
*Sigh* maybe i can get some oil, so i can oil up my arm
*Almighty bombs Minato*
Well you won't have to look too hard to find people in need of help. Hey, you'll probably be more helpful than those doctors that go running around at the very least.
*Just leaves*
*He walks over and starts petting Yang too, while continuing his conversation with Joker* Eh, judging what the kind of mischief she gets up to when I'm gone, I think it'll be fine. *He chuckles, giving her another wink*
*Drinks the whole whiskey bottle and tosses 1000 yen on the table* More. *Holds up a golden briefcase filled with money*
I come back holding a large olive colored bottle, and smile passing it to Ikebu. "95 pbv Sake. Help yourself my friend. Just please, drink responsibly yada yada yada." I slide him several small ceramic glasses, and give him a thumbs up as I pull a can of oil from my bag, bringing it to sanoba. "Lucky for you, I too am a robot, and know the feeling."
Your enemy is vanquished The cafe can now have a feast
SIKE *He kicks down the door*
Hey robo-lady, can you pass me a bit more whiskey? I'm talking like 19 bottles or more.
"Doctors? I know a doctor actually, I used to fight Yummies and the Greed alongside him. I've also seen a doctor lose to their own desire... but that won't stop me from believing that they only have the best in mind!" <Eiji looks up at the ceiling, stretching his arms> "Are these doctors hurting anyone?"
@Shiza_Salad Well in that case..... *She lightly pecks him on the lips as she continues to peck Yang* Here's a preview.....
*is just sitting on the counter, bored*
*He blushes slightly* O-Oh, we're already starting?
Ehh i had enough of being alone in a relationship. Officially had it. Thank you *pours a cup and drinks*
*Shaigis sighs and snaps her fingers, fixing the door back to the way it was* Hey.... My cafe powers still work here... Neato!
*Throws Pika 1000 bottles of hardcore whiskey*
*Bangs head on the counter repeatedly for no reason*
*smiles* its good to see another robot here, and thanks *i soon put a little bit of oil into my arm then puts my arm back on*
*smirks* Hon, remember to read the terms of service before pressing accept. *she kisses Shiza*
*drinks through the whole bottle*
*Wakes up* Oh Geez.... Fell asleep...... Guess I been staying up at the hospital too much......
Gummies....? Er, Yummies....? Personal desire? Man, next thing you'll tell me is you have a Persona. But no, they're not hurting anyone. They just.... generally don't want to help people it seems. Too busy looking for some "bugster" thing.
*He chuckles, still blushing* Heh, I could get used to this, not that I should... *He gives them both a kiss on the cheek*
*oulls out a fake cat paw* Should I?
*looks over at Shiza* lucky son of a bitch
She smiles. "It is a nice story... but it is not the same, I would say. I am... was... a protector. I was trusted. We all were." She tugs at the collar of her military garb. "But... we failed. All of us... I failed."
*Grabs Minato's whiskey and starts drinking it* Now that's the good stuff. So why did we come here again?
*she hums, laying her head on Shiza's shoulder*
Why are you asking me?
"Doctors that don't help people? That's crazy! Doctors are supposed to help everyone! My friend ,Date , once lied to me and my other friend Gouto, but he did it so he could help us!" <Eiji fiddles with something in his pocket> "I've met so many friends in my travels, but there's one I haven't yet said goodbye to..."
@Shiza_Salad Sorry bud, you'll have to try harder to get full access...
*i get up and goes into the bathroom, i soon come out with new clothes. i soon sit back on the booth*
*Eris continues smiling at Saeko, before putting one arm around your shoulder* Then that just means you did nothing wrong. Come now little lamb, there's no need to blame yourself for what happened. It was simply a disaster, that is all. No one would blame you. At least, no one other than yourself.
*tries to look sober*
@Ikebu_Kuro Read it and weep, Ikebby. Read it and weep... @FemJokerboi Don't tempt me. Once I put my mind to it I won't stop.
@Shiza_Salad Determined aren't you..... just like me.... *She whispers in his ear* I like that~
Hey Ikebu, I don't know if you're trying to look sober, or if you're trying to act all limp. I'm completely sober despite 15 of Minato's hardcore whiskey bottles.
*sighs* Labrys was that the only bottle?
Some of us actually have full access Joker cards. *cough*mine'sinmypocket*cough*
*He snickers slightly* What, don't believe me? How about we test if I'm as good as my word? *He smiles slyly*
"No it wasn't my friend. Though shouldn't i be responsible and limit you..?"
*presses the fake cat paw and turns into a cat. Wow*
@Shadowwaifuaigis How much for it? *He pauses* I'm joking, of course.
<Eiji glances around slightly bewildered by his surroundings> "J-just a minute! I-is this a cafe? I saw the sign outside, so I thought I'd come in for a rest, but this looks like a different type of cafe!"
Give me another bottle please?
@Shiza_Salad Is here really the best place for that, bud~?
*she suddenly seems distant...*
*as a cat, she lays on jokers head, meowing every now and then*
*Continuously drinks more and more whiskey*
"Hm...Alright. Try to take it a little bit slower though this time okay?" I retrieve another bottle of sake for Ikebu and place it next to him, taking the emptied on and disposing of it in the recycling bin. "So what's got you havin such a strong desire to kill your liver?"
Um.... it's a variety of cafe. Honestly don't mind the weirdness, you won't escape it wherever you go. Weirdness is just inherent to the Nexus.
*preszes a button on her collar* Oh, lab. Forgot to mention. I made a device that let's me turn into a cat, which is why I'm a cat right now.
*He chuckles and shrugs* I dunno, is it your style? *He smiles* What, chicken?
<Eiji looks at the counter and the barista behind it> "D-do cafes serve alcohol here? I've traveled a lot, but I haven't seen anything like that! I think I might have just came into the wrong place. Sorry!" <Eiji picks up his tomorrow and runs out of the door>
*chugs the bottle* just needed a drink of 2 bottles
*i sigh as i looks around the cafe*
*Watching Pika drinking the whiskey* Just keep drinking them Pika...
@Shiza_Salad It's more for the kids at home..... I am doen whenever you want..... *She pets Yang* Is something wring my love?
Saeko's face expresses a clear look of surprise as Eris puts her arm around her, her left eye quickly darting at the crowd around them before returning her sight to Eris. Unused to such casual behavior, she speaks a bit nervously. "W-While I appreciate your words and kindness, I am afraid our views would continue to clash. It is nice to know you have such faith, but... Only I now the full situation... and... I do not wish to speak of it beyond what I have already said."
*He laughs, then winks* Alright then, gimme a call. *He hands Joker an old business card of his from his assassin days* Easier than writing my number on a piece of paper. *He turns to Yang with a frown* Is something wrong, babe?
Oh dear he's gone..... and here I was starting to like the guy....
*Walks to the sink and washes out empty mug* Well..... I gotta get back to the Hospital...... Who know's when she'll wake....... See ya later Labrys! Was a blast seeing you again. *Waves and walks out the door*
Indeed, weirdness is inherent in the system here. Luckily, Aperta hasn't been affected yet.
*Eris smiles understandingly and nods, before standing up* Very well little lamb, I can definitely see you not wishing to share, especially in such a crowd. If you ever feel the need to talk, about this or anything else, I will likely be in vigil in the Kanda district. Just know you can always find me. *Eris smiles and waves to the rest of the cafe patrons before walking out the door*
<Eiji pops his head back in and leaves a 100 yen coin on the counter> "Sorry for taking up your time!"
I nod slowly at everyone as I clean up glasses around the came, and generally just tidy up the place. "Never ceases to be at least some interesting going on here...Say Sanoba, was there anything else I could get for you? Anything at all? I'm not sure how complex a robot you are, but some of us are capable of drinking and eating. Anything for you?"
@Shiza_Salad I'll be sure to hit you up~
*she grabs her head* Dammit... One... One moment... *she goes into the restroom, shutting and locking the door. A muffled wail heard from the other side*
*quickly gets sober*
Uhh..... is something wrong with her?
*is still a cat on jokers head* I'm bored. Even as a cat.
*looks at joker*
*i look at @-Labrys-* i have some coffee... OOC: I dont know why this came into my mind but... sanoba x labrys...
*can i have some cofee
@Ikebu_Kuro Something wrong there stud?
*A concerned look spreads on his face* Hell if I know. It's always something, and I'm not exaggerating. *He turns to Labrys* Yo, Labby, mind if I talk to you for a sec?
*she exits the restroom, looking somewhat better, but not really...* ....it was a mild breakdown.... But nothing too serious... Still hurt like hell, though...
*blushes* [Thinking:did she just?.. nah]
Saeko nods and smiles as Eris as she leaves, offering a short wave. After seeing her walk out, Saeko turns back to the counter. "Kanda district... I see. Maybe I shall visit some time." She glances at the crowd in silence once more, speaking to herself. "To think I completely forgot to ask for a drink too." She closes her eye and smirks a bit at herself for forgetting one of the main reasons she entered.
@Tsugumi-Chan You have breakdowns now?
@Ikebu_Kuro Ohhh, I see.... you like what you see, don't you~?
*looks away still blushing*
I nod and pour Sonabu a coffee and smile, as I gently place it in front of them. "There you are. Hope you like it..!" I smile more as I play with my ponytail slightly, jumping a bit and whipping around at the mention of my name. "Huh? Yes! What is it Shiza?"
@Ikebu_Kuro No need to be shy dude! C'mon over here and tell me what's up..... It's just little old me~ *She says as she puts her arm under her breasts, clearly trying to flirt*
*He scoffs at Joker's comment to Ikebu* Oh c'mon, who wouldn't? I certainly do...
A-alright *gets up and walks over to Joker*
*He walks over to Labrys, pulling her aside* Um... So I heard you and Adachi weren't a thing anymore. Is that true?
*shrugs, sitting next to Joker* Been having breakdowns for a while, hon. Been a long time since my last one, though.
*Adachi busts in the door! I heard my name? Did you need me?
Wrong Adachi!
@Ikebu_Kuro See? I don't bite.... at least, unless you want me to~ *She giggles* So, what's up? Why you looking at me all funny, huh?
I nod slowly at Shiza, getting increasingly fidgety with my ponytail. "Yeah...What about it..?"
*looks down* u-umm
*a short skeleton walks in* sup.
@Tsugumi-Chan Jeez, you've really lived it up since I was gone, haven't You? *She asks sarcastically*
@Ikebu_Kuro What, cat got your tongue? It's ok, I won't judge!
*is still a cat and is on Yangs now* Henlo.
Y-you're hot
thanks... *i slowly drinks the coffee*
She is indeed.
*she shrugs, kissing Joker's cheek* A lot of shit happened, hon.
@Ikebu_Kuro *She giggles* Why thank you, you're too sweet~...... you're not so bad looking yourself.....
*Wakes up from being drunk* Ughhh... Hey Ikebu. Wonderful weather we're having?
*sits at the counter* can I have some ketchup?
@Tsugumi-Chan I can't always be here to protect you, you know. Try to at least somewhat protect yourself.... *She says teasingly as she kisses her back&
*Throws a packet of ketchup at sansational*
*Throws 10 bottles of sake at Ikebu, then starts drinking his whiskey*
thanks. *opens it up and chugs it*
T-Thanks *looks up and smiles*
OOC: Wait wot?
What's today, "everyone hit on Joker" day?
Define everyone. *Drinks whiskey*
Thanks Pika *grabs a bottle And opens it*
*smirks* I'll certainly try my best, Jokes~
*is a cat on Shizas head* Henlo
@Shiza_Salad My favorite day! @Ikebu What a lovely smile you have..... it's like that of a child *She says sincerely, moving a stray bang out of her face*
*Slaps the cat* WHO'S CAT IS THAT?
*Runs back into corner*
@Akira_ Calm down me....
Ow. Geez, I'm not Morgana.
*Viet-Mona flashbacks* Ok... *goes back into corner drinking coffee*
Thanks *pours a cup of sake*
She laughs a bit. Saeko walks towards the door, stopping briefly by Shiza. "If that is what today is... then I wish you luck." Saeko continues, walking out of the building, with a wave over her shoulder.
Hey Ikebu, let's have a drinking contest. *Pulls out his own sake bottle* You finish your small little cup while i finish this whole bottle.
Damn right, Joker. *He turns back to Labrys* W-Well... I was just wondering what you were going to do now. I mean... What I'm trying to say is... *He holds her at arms length* I'm here for you. *He pulls her in for a hug*
Everyone hits on Joker but I'd like to point out I got her first.
@Ikebu_Kuro I'm assuming thats all you wanted to talk about.... although, if you think I'm pretty now, try seeing me when I have no clothes on~
Please don't... *Drinks 2 bottles of sake*
@Migrant Damn right!
*He looks at Saeko as she walks out the door, confused* Who was that?
*is a cat on migrants head* Hoi.
*There's a cat on her head!* *She removes the cat and sets it on the floor.* There we go.
*blushes*
But why. I liked it up there...
@Ikebu_Kuro So cute when you blush~
*he enters back in* Oh dear name of Variks it feels nice to be back.
*Smacks head against counter repeatedly, again*
*He raises an eyebrow at Joker* So, you mean we've both been hitting on each other, when we already got significant others? Hmm... also, don't think I didn't hear that last part you said to Ikebu... *He winks*
*turns my arm into a minigun then back into a arm*
*Walks over to the Pikachu and holds his head to stop the banging*
*is a cat on Yangs head*
*Jumps on top of Bona and drinks whiskey*
*he looks around* Where is my old friend Labrys?
Heads are no place for cats.
@Shiza_Salad Trust me, my relationship is very open. Plus we trust each other..... maybe you should learn a thing or two from us.... also, I would be more than happy to repeat myself *She Winks, teasing him*
.... *lifts Bona, then places her down on a seat*
But I like being on heads. They're fluffy. And I get a nice view.
*Is still on Bona's head despite the transportation from head to seat*
*is CHIBI and on migrants head*
*Walks over and sits on a booth, then continues sipping his coffee*
*He blushes slightly* It's like sensei said, "I will always learn every day of my life."
And who the fuck is your sensei? *Drinks whiskey*
Mig got me first as well... I'm sensing a pattern.
*He hugs Yang* What's wrong babe?
*he taps Female Joker on the shoulder* Hello there. Care to explain where my old friend Labrys is?
*Drinks the rest of the coffee*
*Throws empty bottle at Ikebu*
I wanna be in teh conversation, nya.
Nothing's wrong, hon~ Just thinking about October....
@Sunbreaker-Titan She should be somewhere around here dude..... got no idea where she would be right now..... @Shiza_Salad Your sensei sounded like a wise man *She unbottons the top button of her coat* Hit in here isn't it~?
Secretly I am the leader of this family! Or just too cute for all of you~ I blame my mother.
*is CHIBI and on jokers head* I would say it's more you~
Cute isn't a word to describe you. *Drinks whiskey*
I hug Shiza back awkwardly and smile before moving back to the counter, standing silently at the end briefly before reacting to my name once more. "Yes? Labrys? I'm here. Ah! Sunbreaker! Its been so long!" I cheerily bound up to him, eyes bright in anticipation.
*is now partly red*
Hey there Labrys. Long time is it not? *he sits down, and puts his new Omolon assault rifle on the counter and starts fixing it*
@Tsugumi-Chan October? @FemJokerboi Sensei was female, not that you'd know.
*Grabs an empty bottle and smacks it at Ikebu's face for the fourth time*
*is CHIBI and still on jokers head* Hey labrys, am I cute when I'm Chibi?
I won't deny that you are a bundle of cute, no matter what form you're in Miggy.
Seriously though Labby, if you ever need anything, I'm here for you. *He smiles warmly*
Well Eeeeeexcuse you. I'll have you know there's good reason no Pikachus exist in Aperta.
I lean against the counter next to Sunbreaker, still smiling and let out an airy sigh "It really has been! Like an eternity. How have you been? Fighting on mission still? Oh is that a new gun?"
Yeah, hon... In October, I go back to Remnant.. The reason, one word, one number, and one fourth wall break: Volume 5.
@Shiza_Salad Wise woman then
@Migrant As far as I know, I'm the only drunk pikachu loudmouth that can speak. *Drinks whiskey*
@FemJokerboi Understatement of the century. @Tsugumi-Chan Y-You mean... You're leaving?
*starts drinking*
Yang's leaving?
*walks in* Oh no. *walks out*
I HAVE SOLUTION! *jumps off jokers head and is no longer chibi* Yang, come here.
*sanoba watches everyone*
*Drinks whyskey and is now slightly drunk* GOODBYYYYYYYYYYYE YANG-MEN! GOOOOOOOOODBYYYYYYYE YANG-MEN!
Well, not permanently, love, so don't worry. I managed to somewhat stabilize the wormhole between Remnant and the Nexus with the help of Prometheus, so I'm able to come back whenever. *smiles* I'm not leaving you, so don't fret~
*Shoves 10 bottles of whiskey in his mouth*
Nope, I've been relaxing since me and Connor manage to take back the tower, and this is Omolon's newest weapon type. The Uriel's Gift.
Yang, I have another solution. Come here please.
Hm? *walks over to Bona* What's this so-called "solution"?
*In an instant he closes the gap between Yang and himself, holding her tightly* Oh thank god. You scared me for a second there. *He wipes away a single tear* Jesus, don't do that.
"Nice kit my man...and I'm glad to hear you've been getting R&R. I got some too, and I just got back. Though..it was kindda its own little adventure. I'll have to fill ya in some time maybe. They're not as high tech, but they're pretty cunning warriors too. Ya might find ya like em."
*holds her hand out as a blue light flashes over yang. A screen appears over bona saying "scanning, please wait...."*
Ooc: oh no
So Joker...
*she leans into Shiza* I'm sorry for scaring you... *she kisses Shiza* I don't plan on leaving you anytime soon, sweetheart~
I'll be anticipating it Labrys. And how is your sisters?
*sanoba begins to read a book*
*Drinks whiskey*
Define "soon"... *He says grimly* You're the reason I live, Yang. I lose that... and, well... *He makes a motion of shooting himself in the head* You give my life meaning, babe. Without you, I don't know what I'd do.
*the screen changes to "scan complete" And a document appears in Bonas hand as she passes it to yang* Sign.
*looks over at Yang and Shiza, shedding a tear* so much emotion..
"I'm not too sure. Ive only run into Aigis' shadow, not her actually. Nor the others...but I'm sure they're fine. Moved on to better times. Whereas I went away only to come back, like a boomerang. Something about the place I guess? I could walk and circle the entire world, and always end up back here. With you and everyone else."
*she kisses Shiza's cheek* I'll do anything for you, hon. I love you too much to leave. *she signs the document Bona gave her, then gives it back to Bona*
Psh, this place might be the one thing that keeps me coming back. It has a certain atmosphere you can't beat.
What is this emotional bullshite? *Drinks whiskey*
Nice. And I like for an old friend to return.
*He hugs her tighter* Thank you. You have no idea how much that means to me... *He looks at her and smiles* Thank you for being such a wonderful wife, and saying yes... *He kisses her*
*Flips off Pikachu* Bite me, asshole.
*smiles* aww~
Whoa whoa whoa, chill dude. *Drinks whiskey and has no signs of being drunk*
*he walks in* Long time since I've died.
"As do I Sunbreaker. As do I. Ive missed you old friend. And I do look forward to being with you again. Ive learned a few things in my time I'll have you know!"
"Oh shit" I stumble slightly at Nightstalkers voice, nearly falling over in surprise...
*Pulls out desert eagle* Where's the fucking voice coming from?
Ah, NOW it feels like the old Leblanc.
The gentlemen hunter is back from the grave. *he bows in respect*
*she kisses him back* You have no clue how much you mean to me, Shiza. You really stole my heart the first time we met~ I feel so lucky to have a husband as great as you~
Yup... This is definitely LeBlanc before the Metis incident.
*breathes in and out*
*Points gun at the voice*
Man, feels like forever ago. Back before Palaces, before Protectors and Guardians, before Nexite.
Yeah, now it feels like home back in Europe.
Likewise, my love. You still owe me those drinks by the way. *He laughs*
@Migrant How is it like before? I see no similarities...
*has went through 3 bottles*
*Has went through roughly 58 bottles assuming he went through multiple bottles per drink*
I bound over to Nightstalkers and retract just before giving him a hug, thinking better of it. "Oh my god..I'm so happy youre back..and..did you just say Europe? I was..in a similar place...Europa...alternate..timeline I think.."
I know, I know... *she lays her head on Shiza's shoulder and hums*
Damn Pika
Hahaha Ikebu, bet you cannot drink this much without being drun- *Immediately faints on the ground*
Labrys, if you don't min, could you get Yang to buy us a few drinks? She's being stubborn and won't buy them. *He turns to Yang with a smirk* I won the bet, babe.
*drags Pika up to the basement* he can fight off Aergia
(Attic, i meant attic)
Ooc: phone batteries, I hate them. Ic: And now...... *summons a perfect clone of yang* Tada!
I know, hon. Labrys, a few drinks for me and Shiza, please. On me. *holds up a credit card*
OOC: Up to the basement. *Nexus collapses into a logic singularity* IC: I dunno, just feels different. Old faces, too. And sounds like you've been about as busy as us, Labrys.
*His eyes go wide at the clone* Uh... Two's better than one...?
Yeah, it is where I was born Europe before my ghost revived me. *his Ghost comes out but looks this: http://assets.vg247.com/current//2016/03/destiny_consumed_shell_arena.ghost0_-600x338.jpg and begins to speak in a chilling and ghastly voice* Ghost: I've founded him since August 12th, 1687. And we both are still together.
Well Joker left
Ooc: I mean if there's a basement to the basement then you can go up to the basement
I turn to look over my should from Nightstalkers to the gang. "And what types of drinks are we talking? Remember. We are a cafe. And yes. Yes I have been Migrant. Made some friends fighting a war."
@FemBFMF04 AAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP IT HURTS
Im headin home...
Ooc: so that also means if there's an attic to an attic you can go down to the attic
(Let's stop this. My brain's starting to hurt. Enough "basement to the basement" bullshit.)
*Wakes up in attic and quickly runs downstairs*
Ooc: k
I curiously examine the ghost and gently bring my hand up towards it in cautious wonder. My eyes make contact with Nightstalker and I blink a few times as I execute several scans of the duo. "Youre from Europe? Wow...its such a beautiful place...what was your life like back then, if you don't mind me asking? What was it like? 1687? Thats quite the time ago."
*she inspects her clone* Hmm... Impressive. With this I won't have to leave the Nexus.....probably. And Labrys, whatever drink this guy wants, I'm buying! *hugs Shiza* So, what wouldja like, hon?
Give us your strongest stuff Labby. We're gonna be here awhile.
(Holy shit, that timing though)
Hey Robo-girl! Get me the strongest whiskey you got!
*i watch as everything is going down*
You two had a bet? What was it?
It was more simpler... since there were no cars, horse drawn carriages were the means of travel and t.v. was black and white at the time. And technology was... limited. Ghost: Correct, he and died to Rickettsia prowazekii at the age of 18 but upon me reviving him around ten years ago, all traces of the virus has been purged away.
Well, Bona, if I won in our little match, he owed me sushi. If he won, I owed him a few drinks. I lost.
"Alright then..." I quickly move over and produce six bottles of a greenish liquid, a small ball of yellow seemingly floating at the center. Pouring out small, thimble sized glasses, as soon as the surface settles it bursts into a small flame. "Better blownit out fast if ya gonna drink it, and better take it in small sips, Bahumat's Tears is the strongest liquor ive ever found tah date!"
Aincrad walks in rubbing his chin. "Man I can't believe I'm going to say this, but man I missed this place." He walks over to the counter and grabs himself water then waves to Yang and Shiza. "Heya guys!"
"Oh wow...thats quite a nasty fate..but the time...it sounds do..gentle and nice.." I move back closer to Nightstalker, simply examining him and drinking in his presence...he..he was really here...
.......I'm bored. Someone ask me to code something up for them.
*Drinks 4 of the cups all at once without blowing out the fire* WOOOH! YEAH! So I assume the other 2 are for Shiza right?
Huh... Never thought I would hear of something stronger than Alcohol X.
*He waves to Ain as he takes the shot* Hey buddy! *Turning to Labrys, he chuckles* THAT'S the strongest you've got? Psh, that shit's like rubbing alcohol.
He raises an eyebrow. "Well I seriously doubt you'll be able to hold any alcohol that long Shiza." He grins and leans towards him. "Or you could try drinking a whole bottle."
*Jumps over counter and takes the whole bottle from Labrys' hand and drinks the whole bottle*
*he manifests his Dusk Bow* Feels so much better for my light to return.
*she downs her shot* You, sir, are anatomically similar to Qrow in terms of drinking strength...
Dammit, the dumb yellow rat beat me to it. *He shrugs* He's paying then.
*Runs into the back room and starts drinking the whole stock that's labeled 80%<*
"Oh no." To those that necked it. This is like nothing you've ever had before. At first, its sweet, has a bit of a salted caramel taste to it. But soon after, maybe a few seconds, it just burns. Your throat, your tongue, everything, burns like you just ate three Carolina Reapers as the contents of your stomach begins to curdle like spoiled milk. You are wasted, the world is spinning around you, your head is pounding, and its just. Just horrible.
*He chuckles* Honey, believe me, with the amount of drinking I've done in my time here in the Nexus, I'm surprised my liver still exists.
*Yells from back room* BET SHIZA! *Drinks some weird mystery alcohol*
*Shiza starts feeling the after effects* Well, nothing new, but the world is spinning. Huh...
*is just sitting at the counter, bored as eff*
Aincrad just starts laughing at Labrys reaction to the alcohol. "Oh no? Hahaha how bad should we be worried?"
*she lays her head on the table, shrugging* ...I've felt worse.... This is nothing compared to my breakdowns.... It still isn't pleasant...
*Runs back out from the back room* I FEEL PERFECTLY FINE!
*Behind him in the alcohol storage room, is a bunch of broken glass and nothing on the shelves*
Oh, hey Ain. Apparently I'm a computer program.
*He points to the pikachu* Rooting through the back room is illegal in some way, yeah?
I'M AWARE SHIZA! I'M ALSO AWARE THAT MANY ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS IN THE AREA ARE CLOSED DUE TO RECENT SHOOTINGS! *Drinks more whiskey he got from personal storage*
He turns to Bona. "I... Am not going to question that. Surprisingly not the weirdest thing I've seen."
Ooc: you do realize a Carolina Reaper is the hottest pepper in the world at 1,569,300 scovilles. This is times 3? So youre telling me you can withstand over 4,500,000 scovilles of heat, enough to give you severe internal burns? IC: I smile gently and carefully move to hug Nightstalker. "I'm glad too...I miss your light"