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*looks up at the sky*
*Zero nods* Where am I.
*she hums, tracing circles along Ikebu's shoulder*
*Rose clears her throat* I said. Who has invaded my Garden of Peace?
Last i checked its a public park.....
So how's Winter?
Ask somebody else. Ever since some shit happened I have no idea what this place is. Either I'm living in a rift or living in the last pieces of the Nexus.
*I start to whistle and put on a pair of earbuds and press shuffle on my MP3 player looking at everyone at the park*
I'm a guardian spirit. This is my park. I was never... You know what, this didn't work yesterday. I don't know why I thought it would work today. *Rose sighs from her place hidden in the trees.*
Ok. *Zero begins to walk away from kage* By the way. The name is Zero
Zero, eh? *She mumbles to herself.* Kinda cute...
*A recording plays through the public announcement loudspeakers throughout the park as well.* Hello, citizens of Tokyo. I am the Black Samurai. For too long have those in power indulged themselves at the expense of the commoner. Those who possess strength have not been allowed to prosper, while the rule of law dictates that those with money, who keep the strong on a least, guide you towards a life of subservience and unhappiness. To display my own strength, I have interfered with this public service broadcast, and I also inform you that the stocks have plummeted dramatically. I hope you corporate fat cats have not planned to buy a new kotatsu this winter. I encourage you, citizens of Tokyo, to realize your own strength, independent of the powers that be, of public opinion. Mankind is an animal, an animal of desires, capable of extraordinary things. For how long will you remain willingly in chains? Rebel. Be like no one. Destroy that which holds you down and that which is in your way. I have circulated many revolutionary books throughout the city. I encourage you to read them. Perhaps you can meet me as well... When the time is right. Embrace freedom. Embrace your animal. This revolution belongs to the strong. *The broadcast is cut off*
Not worth my time....
*She ignores the recording because it sounds stupid as shit* ...
*Walks in with some scars* Hello.
Hey Hisa
*Sits down on a bench* What's up?
*she snaps out of her daze* ...?
*Zero stop and looks around*
Weiss, are you ok?
*she rubs her head and nods* ..yeah... Just a bit tired....
Ok then
*I keep a glare on Weiss*
*Rose fall out of her tree* Ow. That was not a good idea.
*she hugs Ikebu and hums, placing a kiss on his cheek*
*blushes*
*Gives Ikebu a thumbs up*
*She pulls out her phone and watches Russell Crowe fight people from around the world* ...
Oh, would you look at the time... *she kisses Ikebu, then stands* I must get going. *she smiles* Farewell! *she leaves*
Ok bye
*Zero sat down at a bench... knowing that there is noone to fight*
*I walk over listening to music holding a new deck of cards and sit In the shade which is a preference*
*still blushing*
*Kage stares at Ikebu from under the tree, blushing. She tries to hide it by hugging her knees.*
*tilts head* hmm?
What is this? Blushing party?
*lowers head not able to get over what i'm seeing* .....
... what the hell even is happening!?
*she runs into the park, jumping on Hisato* Hi!
*Zero took out his Z-saber and makes sure it works*
*Gets surprised by Ruby* Hi!
*I look at ruby and walk over to Actually properly introduce myself and not repeat having the attitude of a complete jerk*
*Another Hamuko with yellow eyes appears next to the real Hamuko, she's wearing "that" armor* S. Hamuko: *Sigh* Are you even trying Hamuko? Hamuko: *She looks at her shadow* Oh no, take that armor off now!!
*smiles, cuddling Hisato* I missed you!
*curls up in a ball*
*Kage continues to stare at Ikebu, hugging her knees more tightly. She's still blushing, for apparently no reason.*
Me too. *Kisses Ruby*
*blushes, kissing Hisato back* Hehe~
S. Hamuko: No. Hamuko: *Sigh* Fine...
*Looks at the scar on his arm* We fought that unicorn.
Aw, wish I could've helped... *looks at Pyrrha* Hm? Oh, hi, Pyrrha..... Wait, you aren't my Pyrrha...
I know.....I'm not....
*gets up*
*she traces along Hisato's scar* ....it probably really hurt, huh?
*Zero puts his Z-saber away and begins to wall jump on a tree*
Is that a problem ruby?
Just a bit.
(Well i'm here so suck up please :) )
*looks at Pyrrha* No, it's not a problem... I just don't know what you're like now, because you're from a different universe.... *she places a gentle kiss on Hisato's scar, then smiles* All better?
*He shadow wanders around* Who invited her here?!?!
*walks over to the bench and sits down*
Mhm. *Smiles at Ruby*
I'm a cop from where i'm from! *I whip out my badge saying "Sector security and my name is on it and it looks like a police badge*
*she smiles at Hisato, then looks at Pyrrha's badge* Ooh, nice! Where I'm from, I'm a Huntress! *she leans into Hisato and hums*
Also good paygrade
*Stretches*
*Pats Ruby's head then check his phone*
*Zero stops and walks to the group*
*Kage sits next to Ikebu, poking his shoulder once.*
Well, as long as I'm helping people, I don't care about payment. *she smiles as she's pet*
Hmm *looks at Kage* what's wrong?
Hoo boy. Looks like he got lucky. *Still checking phone*
*looks at Ikebu and Kage* ....doesn't he have a thing for Weiss?
*She looks away from Ikebu, blushing.* N-Nothing...
I was talking about someone else.
*looks at Hisato* Hm? Oh, I was thinking out loud...
Come on, you can tell me
Well I also got um some other things....
It's okay. I just saw an old friend's picture.
*Zero dashes to the group. soon stopping near kage*
*She hugs her knees, tight. Kage blushes even more.* R-Really... it's n-nothing...
Please?
*kisses Hisato's cheek*
*Lays his head on Ruby's lap*
*smiles and runs a hand through his hair*
*humming*
Good pillow..
Can anyone tell me where i am?
*giggles* Glad you think so, Hisa.
*he transmat infront of Zero* Back from a strike within the Nexus.
*Sigh* *She shyly sits next to Ikebu*
*yawns*
You're welcome. *Smiles*
*Kage hugs her knees as tight as possible, taking quick glances at Ikebu.*
*a crate of Bright and Legendary engrams parachutes from the sky* My delivery arrived.
...*boops Kage*
*Zero looks at Sunbreaker, not saying anything*
*Wakes up* Hey guys!
And Ikebu, why are you a walking chick magnet all of a sudden?
Now then. How are you guys doing?
Hey.
*she smiles, continuing to run her hand through Hisato's hair*
I... have no idea...
First Winter, now those 2 idiots...
Ikebu is a pimp.
Actually it started with Katt, then Weiss, then Winter, the list is only going to get bigger you know...
... okay then. And Hisato and Ruby. Heads up. *he tosses a bright and legendary engram to Hisato and Ruby*
Yeah... help me
*Kage doesn't respond to Ikebu's boop. Instead, she moves to sit under a tree, humming softly to her music.* Hundreds cry, all I do is ruin everything...
*Zero taps the shoulder of Sunbreakekr*
Uhhh... Sorry bud, but I can't help you there. *Drinks whiskey* So, wonder what Minato'll think if he finds out you're going with his sister.
*looks at Ikebu, mumbling to herself*
Ikebu,get a wedding ring.
*Yuuya wakes up from his sleep* What happened when i was asleep.
*A Fool tarot card with the word "Pimp" written on it descends from the sky and floats in front of Ikebu* Minato's voice: I now bless thee with the Pimp Arcana, use it wisely...
*he turns to Zero* Need something Exo?
*Takes the engram*
IM NOT! *Pulls out a box and steps inside*
*Takes the engram*
It's Zero. and can you tell me who you are and where i am
*looks down and mumbles* ....so, is Ikebu just going to up leave Weiss...? ......shame.....
*The card follows Ikebu* Minato's voice: TAKE IT GOD DAMNIT!!
I am Zidrez. A Sunbreaker guardian. And this is Shibuya. A Tokyo city.
*Looks at Ruby* Everything okay?
*I sigh trying to avoid all this but looking at ruby brings back memorys and I look at my cards and each one has a samurai like appearance* Good times....
*shakes her head* It's nothing. Just thinking... ...Weiss....
Minato's voice: TAKE IT OR YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE VELVET SIBLINGS!!!
*comes back out a few minutes later*
Ikebu will figure out something. RIGHT?! *Looks at the box*
Thanks for telling me... It's nice to meet you.
Why are you even giving me this card Minato?
And I'm trying Hisa
Minato's voice: Because I can... Just take the card already...
I hope so. If he doesn't approach Weiss delicately, then... It won't be fun for him, let's just say that, hm? *smiles innocently*
Tell the girls then.
NO! *slaps the card away* I'm pretty sure Weiss and I are just friends
Stop cheating on your girlfriend Ikebu *bomb*
*sighs* ....he's so dense.... Even denser than Jaune....
*Hearing jaunes name I black out from PTSD*
*Kage leaves the park, continuing to hum along to her music.*
*The card shatters* Minato's voice: Once you shatter the card, it becomes yours... So congratulations, you have the pimp arcana now...
And they like this guy... *Facepalms*
*Jumps on Phyras car*
Nice to meet you Zero. *he helps Pyrrha up*
*sighs, looking at Hisato* You would think Weiss's feelings would've gotten through to him by now, y'know? Apparently not...
Gin
*Gin enters reading a book, almost tripping over Rose. He sits down next to her* What are you up to sis? Rose: Lying down on the grass. Fell out of a tree. Gin: That sucks. Rose: Yup.
*Ropes up and sidescrolls through the trees*
You're telling me she still has feelings for me?
Minato's voice: Isn't it obvious, Kitsune?
..... *facepalms* Isn't it obvious...?
*sighs* why am i so stupid?
*Sighs,looking at Ruby* Well,i'm going home. See you later. *Kisses her cheek then leaves*
*she smiles and waves as Hisato leaves* See you.
You should get a guidance counselor Ikebu I recommend me
Welp Ikebu, you fucked up.
*sits next to Ikebu, hugging him and patting his head*
I know Pika...
Let me be your guidance counseler for 50 rupees
Minato's voice: I agree with Pika...
*Zero hopes that ciel is ok*
I agree with Pika too. But hey, I'm here for you, friend...
*doesn't smile*
Gin
Rose: Whatcha reading? Gin: Book I got from a black samurai. Rose: Sounds interesting.
*hugs Ikebu*
*Whistling is heard from behind a tree and my duel disk is now upgraded with a COMP* So emotional support now.....huh?
*sighs, patting Ikebu's head*
Ikebu is going to be forever alone because he won't pay me money
*Senri looks to the pair of Gin and Rose from her bench* I guess a lot of people are reading it already, too...
Minato's voice: Well, my sister was always after the guys back home, so I'm not surprised that she's going after you...
*Smirks* Us?
Minato's voice: Maybe all of you for all I know...
*pouts, nuzzling Ikebu* .....you're not as fun when you're sad..
*sighs*
Welp... *Drinks whiskey* At least I don't gotta deal with these situations...
Ikebu stop ripping me you swindler I know you borrowed my 100 rupees and spent it all at the swag bar
*Zero begins to walk away*
One problem...She can't get all of us at once Minato...
*she sprawls on the ground, exasperated. She starts poking Ikebu's cheek*
*boops Ruby* boop
Minato's voice: Yeah, that's true...
*Boops everyone*
*smiles and boops Ikebu back* Boop~
*Gets booped somehow* Minato's voice: How did yo- Nevermind...
*Boops Ruby back* Boop~
*Boops Pika with sword*
*giggles* Attack! *tackle-hugs Ikebu*
*laughs*
If Ikebu doesn't pay me back I'm telling his mom
*laughs, nuzzling Ikebu* Yay, you aren't sad anymore!
*purrs*
And Minato needs to stop ghosting Gamegenies aren't allowed
*I recover from my PTSD episode* Not again...
*hums, patting Ikebu's head* I need to go. See you! *she leaves in a burst of rose petals*
To the owner of a police car your vehicle is being towed
*gets up*
*bombs water fountain*
Minato's voice: Well, I'm going to go back to training... I'll see you guys later...
*reports Minato for cheating*
See ya Minato
We don't negotiate with terrorists You and me Zelda in the cage
I'm the heroine of the Nexus you villain *bomb*
*V Triggers bomb back at Zelda*
*Triforce of Wisdom defense* *stab Kenny Omega*
*V Trigger sword away* Now fight like a hero if yo so just!!!
*Wakes up, and starts watching Kenny and Zelda fight* This is the battle of the ages right here...
I'm a heroine you sexist villain *Readies kung fu pose* I know kung fu jujitsu ninjutsu tai kwan do and lucha libre you're dead kiddo I'm gonna post you all over tumblr and defeat you for good you evil slime
*Wrestles Zelda in the cage and suplexes*
*Uses kung fu badass hits that would make Bruce Lee cry*
YOUR SACRIFICE WILL BE FOR NOTHING HEROINE OF THE NEXUS! ALL HOPE DIES WITH YOU! *SET UP FOR ONE WINGED ANGEL*
*Raises arms and gathers hope from all humans and turns it into a power source allowing Zelda to awaken the power of universe and counters move with lucha libre backflip supernova and blast Kenny Omega the gay against the cage*
Intense..
Kick him in the balls!
HEY THAT'S CHEATING GODMODDING!!! I'm the true antagonist of the Nexus! *Cranks neck and uses a antimeme clothesline*
WOULD YOU TWO GO FIGHT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!
I am the savior of memes and of the Phansite *Stabs with karate dagger chop to the heart*
*notices hamuko* hey Hamu
*Looks at Kitsune* Oh, hi...
My villainy cannot lose to memes like you! *HADOKEN*
Ooc: Ikebu* damnit
Stop jerking yourself off *Throws mirror and glasses Kenny out cage*
Watching the fight?
Yeah...
*lands in mafia getaway car and rides away to destroy the world another day* I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME ZELDA
I wonder what happened to Link
Oh, it's over...
So...
What a shame Yu have failed... *G.Yu falls from the heavens in a beam of Golden light, holding a Golden card.
*She looks at Pika* When the hell did you get here?
So... *Pulls out evoker*
Is that a triforce
So what?
Hey Ikebu, do you have a persona? And if so, how do you summon it?
*a blue light appears as Inari Okami is summoned* like that
*She pulls out a black and green evoker from somewhere* I need a test subject for a second...
Sure! I don't even know what it's about but ok!
If it's danger is death, I shall do it then. *The Knight speaks from the nearest bench*
Uhhhh... i dont like where this is going
It's for this evoker...
Interesting. *G.Yu watches from a distance away, slipping his glasses into his face
I gotta head home, let me know when you guys need me
Ok Kitsune...
Sure!
*She walks up to Pika and aims the evoker at his head* Just remember to be on guard...
*Drinks whiskey* Right...
*She fires the evoker, and then Megastu Izanagi is summoned behind Hamuko* Brace yourself... *Megastu Izanagi tries to hit Pika with his sword*
OOC: My version of him has a shotgun with a spear as a bayonet IC: *Dodges the attack*
*M. Izanagi shatters* It worked!
What worked?
The evoker...
Wait that's it? I was supposed to dodge one attack?
Aincrad walks into the park stretching and jumps into a tree and sits there. "Hey everyone. How are you guys this fine afternoon?"
Hey AIn! And it's evening by the by.
He looks up at the sky as its darkening. "Eh, it's basically Canadian afternoon. Not much different."
*Kage walks into the park, sitting near Aincrad at the tree. She doesn't seem to notice him, humming to her music softly.*
*Walks in* I'm back
It's supposed to turn the persona against its user...
Aincrad looks down and sees Kage and he grins. He shuffles over till he's above and in front of her, wraps his legs around the branch and faces the direction Kage is. With a small breath he swings himself down and hangs in front of Kage. "BOO!"
*She looks at Ikebu* Hello again...
Huh...
*Looks at aincrad* .....
*drinks juice*
*Enters, slightly exhausted with his hoodie around his waist, revealing a t-shirt with the design of 4 8 bit knights standing in front of a wall labeled "#4". He lays down on an empty bench* Ugh... this heat wave is killing me...
*Seeing Aincrad right in front of her, Kage naturally reacts with a scream. In the process, she drops her phone and earbuds.* God, did you have to do that? Scared the hell outta me, Ain...
*laughs*
Startled by the scream he falls head first into the ground and groans. "Owww... There goes my 'how ya hanging' joke, should've expected that." Looking up at Kage he grins. "Just getting the drop on our usual greetings." With that he brushes off and waves at Kalin. "Heyoo bud."
*Closes his eyes and smiles* This breeze feels nice... *Turns to Aincrad, grinning* Hey Ain... It's been a while.
... *She sits back down at the bench*
Turns to Rom. "Yeah it has been bud, where have you been the last while?"
So hanging in front of my face is the usual greeting now? *Kage grabs her phone, putting one of her earbuds back in again.* And that joke would've been great if I didn't get scared to death, by the way.
*sits near the pond*
He shakes his head and sits down. "No not really, the usual greeting is me on the floor, most likely face or back first. And it may have been but, there isn't much I can do now that it flopped."
Oh, I've been working, as usual... I've had a couple of new projects in mind, though it's gonna be hard to focus when the heat wave burns hotter than the earth's core...
*Looks at the water smiling*
*She shrugs, popping a lolipop into her mouth.* Oh well, better luck next time Ain. *Kage lays down, looking at the night sky.*
*She walks up to Ikebu* Well, if it isn't the pimplord himself...
*Walks over to Ikebu* Don't think about it! Reject your pimp! You can live alone!
*Turns to Ikebu* Context?
"Yeah ain't that the way of the world." He grins and brushes himself off again and walks towards Rom. "Well we could always have a full on water fight and cool everyone down."
Stop calling me a pimp!
Heh... That actually sounds like fun. I swear, my air conditioner almost combusted twice, but it's under control now. Anyway, what have you been up to? *Rom summons a block of ice as big as a brick and sets it next to him*
....I got no comment...
*She giggles a bit* You are...
No I'm not
*Slaps Hamuko* Thou shalt not go with thy man, for thee is to be a pure and innocent person.
Aincrad sighs and looks up. "Couldn't tell ya. Just been having a bad week and there's a bit of a time lapse in my memory. Can barely remember the last week fully as it is."
*She takes the slap* That's what Orpheus is telling me... She can see the Pimp arcana resonating from you...
*Shoots self with evoker, summoning Magatsu Izanagi holding a sign saying "No Pimp"*