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WAAAAAA
*waluigi bursts through the non-existant wall* WALUIGI LIKES THIS.
Ina
*makes absolutely sure her tail and fox ears don't get inked* *sigh* That was close...
naho
*Sigh* and i thought today was going to be a normal day
Quattro
(Quattro is struck in the face by the ink and sighs, trying to wipe it off) Nevermind, I'll just visit somewhere else. Somewhere less.... Distasteful. (Quattro continues rubbing Ink off of his face as he leaves the cafe)
Yuri-Nosneko
"So it's not affected by..." Yuri keeps their glare, but their resolve begins to falter. In one last attempt at hurting Minato, they draw a pistol from their jacket with their right hand and fire at the human.
Machin_Raal
Isn't it funny the that dullard ninja showed up, all these old memes came out too. It's almost as if she attracts batshit crazy. *Orochi protects Raal from the ink*
BonafideMonafide04
*is asleep where he worked. A pair of creepy, drawn on eyes can be seen from the table*
naho
why is this my life
Kageomi
*Kage snaps out of her mile long trance, turning off her music and wiping off ink as she leaves the café.*
Minato_Yuki
*Hell Biker quickly gets in front of Minato to block the bullets*
Yuri-Nosneko
"Dammit..." Yuri tries to pull themselves free from Hell Biker's grip. They look around at those gathered. "Why won't anyone...?" Their furry ear twitches as the sound of sirens becomes louder.
Ina
*is still there*
Minato_Yuki
*He hears the sirens* Heh...
Magicaloid44
This place was finally interesting and it only took murder to get here.
Machin_Raal
No-one cares. That's simply why no-one will help you. Your petty quest for justice Is a waste of time. And people like their mighty "saviour" Minato more than you. But I've benn told to stop talking for other people, so I suppose that's simply my opinion, as correct as it most likely is.
Yuri-Nosneko
Yuri manages to get themselves free, and lands a few feet away. "But with that creature around, they can't..." They're cut off when multiple police cars surround the building, with one officer shouting at those inside Leblanc.
Yuri-Nosneko
Yuri takes a deep breath, then glares at Raal. They're at a loss for words, but they just glare.
Minato_Yuki
...
Machin_Raal
*Raal smirks* If looks could kill, You could be called a monster slayer. As it stands though, you are much to weak. Get rid of thse petty morals and sense of justice. Maybe then you can be interesting.
Yuri-Nosneko
"...I'm sorry, Markov." Yuri's voice comes out in a whisper as some officers burst in.
Minato_Yuki
*He just smirks*
Yuri-Nosneko
Yuri silently steps back, even as the officers yell at Minato to put his hands up. It won't... Matter... "And I dragged them into this..."
Zelda
Who the fuck is bitching on my Nexus
Machin_Raal
*Raal smirks as he watches the police and Yuri, sipping some water* How useless.
Minato_Yuki
*He doesn't put his hands up* No...
Zelda
If my stocks fall I'm kicking Minato's ass
02-DarkMatter
*a white ball can be seen from outside, watching Leblanc* So chaotic.... Beautiful.
Yuri-Nosneko
The police open fire. Yuri stares straight at Minato, watching. Waiting.
Minato_Yuki
*Hell Biker protects Minato from the bullets by punching them away*
Zelda
*Stabs Minato in the ass*
Magicaloid44
[The robot girl sighs as she stands up.] I was hoping for some entertainment, but now this is just obnoxious. Let's see what I have here... [She takes off her red backpack and digs inside, pulling out a small device, which she throws on the wall of Leblanc, and suddenly a door appears!] Ehehe, later losers. [Giggling, she walks over and opens the door, ready to leave via her newly made door, but within the newly opened door lies....] Oh. [...The wall.]
Yuri-Nosneko
There's some panic among the officers. Yuri narrows their eyes. "It's immune to fire and physical damage. If you have tazers, electricity may work." The police look at each other, then one steps forward.
Minato_Yuki
*Hell Biker turns into Yoshitsune*
Zelda
This cafe is now a Korn music video
Minato_Yuki
Ooc: Oh no.
naho
*Naho was just drinking some water*
DAISY
*RIDES A MOTORCYCLE FROM THE STREETS SLAMMING INTO THE POLICE CARS AND CRASH THROUGH WINDOW* HI I'M DAISY *PULLS OUT THE TEXTBOOK DAISY BAZOOKA AND OPEN FIRE*
WAAAAAA
*turns the broken police cars into the WA mobile: WALUIGIS new mode of transportation* WA.
DAISY
*BIG HOLE IN WALL NOW SO DAISY STEALS ALL THE ALCOHOL FROM THE REFRISGEEATOR AND EATS A BOTTLE OF SAKE GIVING DAISY THE POWER OF 10000 ORC TITANS* DAISY IS YOUR GOD NOW *JUPITER AND SUN UNITE FOR DAISY AS THE END OF ALL THINGS NOT TOO FAR SOON* DAISY WILL FOLLOW GALAXY AND WALUIGI WILL PILOT THE SS BALLBREAKER AS FICIAL PILOT
Yuri-Nosneko
Among the chaos, Yuri fires at Yoshitsune, just as the policeman activates his tazer.
Minato_Yuki
That's it... *Yoshitsune uses Hassou Tobi on the policemen and Yuri*
WAAAAAA
OH YEAH WALUIGI NAMBER WAN *the WA mobile turns into a giant spaceship.* WA.
Yuri-Nosneko
The policemen, being normal humans, are either severely wounded or even killed. Yuri themself is knocked back, and holds his bleeding chest. "Gh... Everyone, get out! You guys don't stand a chance againt him!" The police officers heed his warning, and those that are alive start retreating.
Mario
*Bursts into LeBlanc and throws lotsa speghetti on everyone*
Minato_Yuki
Now then... *He sips his coffee*
Machin_Raal
What did I say? The police are useless in situations like this. It was naïve thought to think they'd be even slightly useful.
DAISY
*HYPERVEAMS LEBLANX OUT OF EXISTENCE WITH A BLACK HOLE SUPER DEATH BEAM AND USES ITS COSMIC ENERGY AS RADICAL ENGINE FOOD FOR SPACE SHIP AND COSMIC EXPLORATION* DAISY EXPLORE COSMOS WITH SUPER THIN WALUIGI SEXY MAN AND TURN THE UNIVERSE INTO THE DAISYVERSE AND WGEN THE DAISYVERSE IS BORN YOU CAN CONSUME MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS AND PLAY THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME SUPER DAISY WORLD FEATURING HEAVY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2
Minato_Yuki
*He looks at Yuri* *Sigh* *He summons Pixie, and then casts Salvation on them*
Yuri-Nosneko
"It... worked those other times... And I thought he was a mere human at first..." Yuri can't seem to find a good reason to justify this. He glares at everyone present, then runs out, disappearing into the night.
Yuri-Nosneko
Yet as they run out, they wonder why Minato had healed them...
Minato_Yuki
*He looks around at the destroyed Leblanc* This doesn't mean that I'm re-opening the cave...
WAAAAAA
Waluigi will now have his WA of approval. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Machin_Raal
*Raal chuckles* Well done, Minato. Your a monster now. Just like me.
Minato_Yuki
*He looks at Raal* I'm just using my "self defense..."
Mario
*Mario builds a hotel over th3 destroyed LeBlanc*
Magicaloid44
Taking someones heart and carrying it around is hardly self defense. [She sighs, getting ready to leave for real, picking up her backpack.] Whatever, just keep your hands to yourself. I can't do business if you're going to just kill people for no reason.
naho
*leaves*
Machin_Raal
But people believe you are one now. The police that survived. That boy. Take it from me, whose been through it before. All it takes is a few people and a rumour to become evil in the eyes of the public.
Minato_Yuki
And there's another person criticizing me...
Minato_Yuki
Oh...
Zelda
Really?
Machin_Raal
You can embrace the rumours or try to change them. In the end, it won't matter. People will hate you regardless. That's just something both our races have in common: They let other people decide what they should think about others. It's... Pathetic. *Raal vanishes when no-one is looking.*
Lindow
*A man carrying an inhumanly oversized sword on his back walks through the doors, looking tired and slightly wounded at that. In spite of this however the man simply walks up to the counter and grins... Or he would if anyone were working there* "Okay what the hell kinda crappy service is this? I come in here after a long day of God Eating and there's nobody working the counter?" *Lindow sighs and looks around the room at these strange people inside... In fact he suddenly realizes that this place isn't even crawling with people in terror, in fact the city isn't eaten or walled in... Wherever he's ended up this time sure as hell ain't 2070. Or somebody finished the Aegis Project and it actually worked? Either way he's not at home.* "Oh thank fuck! I mean sure I'll miss people and all but dear God no more Aragami!? And maybe I'll even be able to stop carrying around this God Arc, so heavy man it gets old.. But anyways name's Lindow Amamiya nice to meet everyone! Hope you guys don't have as many pest problems as my world does."
Magicaloid44
Of course you're being criticized, welcome to the real world idiot. Did you think everyone would agree with you? Please. You can complain about what others say or think, but it's your fault. [She giggles at Minato as she jumps in the air, her jets turning on, she flies out of Leblanc.]
Minato_Yuki
Now that's why I hate robots...
Minato_Yuki
Except Aigis...
Zelda
No racism allowed *bomb Minato*
Pikadaboi
*Blows up door and walks through* Hey Minato.
Minato_Yuki
*Gets bombed, but doesn't mind* Hey Pika...
Pikadaboi
So...
Minato_Yuki
So what?
Pikadaboi
Yeah...
Minato_Yuki
You're really confusing me, Drunkrat...
Pikadaboi
I'm bored. Basically all I wanted to say.
Minato_Yuki
Oh...
Lindow
*Lindow simply sighs before giving the room one last look, clearly these people refuse to admit he even exists... Lucky for them he's a decent human being and isn't gonna start killing over that! He is however a bit annoyed and walks out the doors but not before shouting.* "Okay then I guess this place doesn't serve anything! Well it was nice meeting everyone who wouldn't even speak to me... Very cool guys anyways be seeing you, if any Aragami show up please let me know so I can not have to go where they are!" *And with that Lindow departs from the building, his first exposure to this land being... A talking rat and some blue haired kid neither of whom speak to him. And a robot who flew out the door, just wonderful to see that the brave new world is somehow even more unfriendly and weird than home, and with that though the God Eater is long gone.*
Sunbreaker-Titan
*slams into the floor head first* Ow... ow...
NewAgeRetroHippie
*The New Age Retro Hippie enters the cafe and brushes his teeth.
Minato_Yuki
*He looks at the Titan and helps him up* Are you ok?
Sunbreaker-Titan
A giant clam angel thing picked me up and gave me 20 mile flight from the Strike Zone...
NewAgeRetroHippie
*The New Age Retro Hippie is out of toothpaste. He looks for more
Sunbreaker-Titan
*he gets up and his helmet breaks open* Do you have a EDZ helmet?
Minato_Yuki
No...
NewAgeRetroHippie
*The New Age Retro Hippie is furious by the lack of toothpaste and attacks Minato!
Sunbreaker-Titan
*he scratches his white hair as his eyes glow blue* Yesh...
Minato_Yuki
*He throws toothpaste to the hippie* Here...
Minato_Yuki
*He leaves Leblanc because he's bored*
Hisato
*Enters the cafe* Empty as always. *Sits down on a booth*
-Zero-
*Zero enters with ciel*
-Zero-
*is still here with ciel*
Sunbreaker-Titan
*he enters in with bullet marks on his armor* Every day's a nice day to kick some robotic ass.
Sunbreaker-Titan
And hey Zero. Pantheons were attacking some Cabal so that kind of helped me.
-Zero-
*Zero sat down with ciel* I see
-Zero-
(bump)
Hisato
*Enters the cafe* I should close the cafe.. *Closes the cafe,then leaves*
Magicaloid44
[Enters the cafe anyway.] My city now.
Quattro
(A young man takes the closed cafe as his chance to enter) Well, with no one here I’m su..... (He blinks as he catches sight of the Magicaloid and sighs) Oh, fantastic. It’s not empty. Hello again, trust you’re alright.
Magicaloid44
[Having climbed into a seat, she stares at Quattro from across the room, blinking a few times.] Who are you?
Quattro
I thought we met earlier, in the Park? No matter. (Quattro bows to the Magicaloid dramatically as part of his intro) My name is Quattro Vetrix, though, I see I’m not really famous here, regardless I’ll do whatever I can.
Magicaloid44
You'll have to excuse me, the park was a mess. You can say that again though. Never heard of you.
Takizawa
*Burns down leblanc*
Manic_The_Hedgehog
*Walks in and steals some coffee mugs without anyone except Sonia noticing. Takes a seat on the counter and speaks to the barista who may or may not be there* What's cookin', my man?