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*Zero pats her three times before thinking about stuff*
Hi Ina
Ina
Oh, hi ibeku.
how was your day?
Ina
Meh.
Oh, look, the children rebuilt their little sandcastle after the ocean washed it away. How cute... Maybe the waves should come around for another visit, hmm?
Ina
.....why do I feel something really stupid is gonna happen soon?
*Kage walks into LeBlanc, waving at everyone. She sits down, listening to her music via earphones. However, she doesn't say anything, nor hum to her music.*
Hey Kage
{An ornate letter floats along the wind into the cafe and lands on the counter. It reads...} "Dearest cafe goers, I am truly touched to see my work being done by the hands of mortals. Each of you shows promise. Now then, remember that booze isn't sold in a cafe and I won't have to raze all of you. Toodles. Sincerely, Cafe God."
*Kage waves again, then looks at her phone, scrolling through a website.*
Ina
*looks at the letter.* Huh.
A lot of very specific pieces of paper seem to like finding their way in here.
Ina
Yeah, I guess so.
*drinks soda*
*Aitome wearing a get smoked hat walks into the Cafe smoking a joint and wearing a pair of pixelated glasses as she pops open 10 bottles of vodka and drinking all of them, soon after passing out and starting to die from alcohol poisoning, not before raising a middle finger towards the letter however
Ina
Ooc: best quote right there
ooc: Holy shit, I almost choked of laughter.
OOC:What an honest to god legend
OOC: You all sicken me.
*Zero was still here*
*takes a seat*
(That's what I plan to do?)
This is what passes for humor in the 21st Century? Disappointing.
So Kage, whatchu doin?
(What just happened?)
ooc: Danktome happened. IC: *Kage doesn't reply, but she take a glance at him for acknowledgement, then back at her phone.*
*Zero looks at @Magicaloid44*
Come on..
[She feels a have in her and turns her attention to Zero.] Oh? You've been staring for enough, don't you think? Come to think of it, you were petting that other girl, weren't you? What a perv...
*Segata looks at LeBlanc*
(Note: I'M NOT KILLER QUEEN)
Um... A bad time to return to society? *Senri at some point walked in amongst the chaos, now sporting an eyepatch. It made her look more chuunibyo than anything though*
No. I was just wondering if you were a maverick or not
No idea what a Maverick is, so I think we can safely assume I'm not.
...Awkward. *Sits down and starts reading some odd manga*
*Waves at Senri*
*Zero looks away*
*Kage waves at Senri, smiling. She looks back at her phone after.*
*Waves at Ikebu awkwardly*
*and Kage as well. Post timing*
*looks back at Kage* need anything?
*Kage shakes her head no. She's been quiet this whole time, not a single word out of her mouth.*
Ahahaha. Quite the gathering of friends we have here, huh? No need to be so bad at communication people.
I'm decent at communication. Atleast, I'd like to think so...
*Segata states the obvious and does nothing to create conversation*
*yawns*
*Kage exits the café, a little disturbed by the uncomfortable ambience.*
*Bursts through the door and jumps onto Ikebu, holding a bag of diamonds* Hey! Back at it again!
Hey Pika...
Don't worry! I stealthed this one store. It's all fine. I think this is either dust or actual diamonds.
*Hamuko nervously enters Leblanc* H-Hello...
Well check then
*is still here*
*Pours gems onto the counter* Yup, actual rough, uncut diamonds. *Notices Hamuko* Hey...
*She sits at the counter*
Cool.. hey Hamu
*She looks at Ikebu* Hi Kit- I mean Ikebu...
*smiles*
*Blushes a bit* ...
Accept it Ikebu, you're the new pimplord.
*Sighs*
*Sigh* It's boing in here...
Uhh... *Looks at diamonds* Who wants to make a laser death beam?
*Connects a diamond to a laser pointer* This might work.
I guess I'll join in...
*Turns on laser pointer and only makes a slightly brighter light*
Do you have any more laser pointers, Pika?
WE NEED MORE POWER!!! *Vigorously drinks whiskey* MORE LASERS AND DIAMONDS!
@Ikebu_Kuro Strange that we have the same reaction twice in a row...
*Sets up 100 laser pointers all pointing at one compressed diamond* I'm sure this'll work!
*She takes one of the laser pointers* This may take a while...
*Turns all laser pointers at one, making a hot beam, but not enough to burn anything* FUCK! TIME TO GO NUCLEAR!
You okay @Pikadaboi? I think you may need to let go the alcohol...
Ina
*wakes up*
*She disassembles the laser pointer*
Perhaps this place was better with the uncomfortable atmosphere.
*Takes out the Z-saber*
*Pulls out a cardboard box* THIS BOX HAS A FUCKING NUCLEAR SILO INSIDE WHICH WILL POWER THIS OMEGA LASER POINTER INTO THIS DIAMOND CRAFTED FROM THE SOULS OF 100 SOULS!
Ina
Umm, pika, you're going a bit crazy..... *bervous laugh*
*She then reassembles the laser pointer* Done...
*Danktome gets up and shoots Pika with finger guns, the alcohol in her systems finally filtering out as she speaks Hey hey hey! Nukes aint cool dude. Just smoke and drink vodka instead!
Ina
Ooc: danktome is besttome
*Goes to the attic*
*fixing COMP*
*Sighs* This place is too boring. [The robot girl leaves the building and flies off, in search of other things to do with her time.]
I'm honestly surprised that cafés have alcohol beverages in them...
*The puts her modified laser pointer in her pocket*
Ooc: She*
Yep! The owner had his own alcohol cart and I stole it all! Typically there should be none! *Danktome then gets up and wobbles her way to the door, fixing her glasses before getting hit by the sunlight Welp! Time to go do what I do best! *Danktome then begins to walk out of the cafe, drinking and smoking, what a great person.
Interesting... They don't worry about their health... I guess that is what addiction does..
*Walks back downstairs covered in dirt*
What happened to you? Played in dirt?
Well more fixing and cleaning something
...
*Pets Ina on the head* :) Now to activate the laser! *Activates nuclear powered laser pointer onto chemically enhanced and combined diamond, creating a laser powerful enough to cut through the wall*
*She looks at Pika's laser* Pfft, that's weak... *She pulls out her laser pointer*
WAIT! WEAK YOU SAY?! *Goes inside nuclear cardboard box and starts powering it up*
*stares at Hamuko with a blank expression*
*She presses the button on the laser pointer, turning it into a weapon that's ten times her size* Heheheh...
*Eyes widen* HOLY CRAP
OOC: 10x her size if you know what I mean.... IC: DONE! I HAVE CREATED THE LASER TANK DESTROYER V.1! *Cardboard box turns into nuclear powered laser pointer centralized onto a crystal with electricity spewing out of it*
*She fires it at one of the walls making the laser cut through every building in its path*
*is speecless*
*Activates my laser, cutting through entire cities*
*She stops shooting the laser* And this only took me 5 minutes to make...
*falls asleep*
*Energy beam becomes more intense* MAXIMUM POWER!!!!!!!
*She fires the laser again, but this time, the pointer's cranked to maximum overdrive mode*
*Laser goes into maximum overdrive* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Box starts shaking and hissing* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
*Nuclear box machine Broke*
*She stops firing the laser* Damn...
This is a no faggotry zone *bomb*
*She walks through the hole in the wall*
As the heroine of the Nexus I declare laser terrorism illegal and everyone involved is going to jail
Ribbit
Hey Big I found Froggy
*Enters the cafe,sitting down near the counter* Quiet..
*Reading a manga behind the counter* sup
*Looks at Ikebu* Are you reading hentai?
*She enters Leblanc through the giant hole in the wall* Hello...
Ribbit
Hello,Hamuko.
*She looks at Hisato* Well if it isn't the edgelord...
You're edgy too.
*Chiho walks into LeBlanc, sitting on the counter.* Hisato isn't wrong.
No I'm not... *She sits at the counter*
*A man dressed in black clothing with black zippers and a black crown bursts into LeBlanc* Who DARES falsely claim my title!? Hearsay, I tell you!
To me, she's pretty edgy. So is Ikebu and Bona. Hisato, you might be. I'm not sure yet. *Chiho starts nomming on a piece of fatty tuna, probably stole it from the fridge*
Let me show you then. You do this. *Leans on the wall* You all make me cringe....
*Glares angerily at Hisato* Pot meet kettle, cringelord
*Sigh* It's true though...
*Ignores the edgelord.*
*Pulls out his daddy's shotgun and shoots Hisato in the chest*
*Dodge*
Cringe. And edge. It hurts. *Chiho continues to nom on more fatty tuna*
*Puts away manga*
And alone again..
Nya, dumbass. *Been nomming on fatty tuna, still nomming on fatty tuna*
*pets Chiho*
*Enjoys the pats, continues to nom on fatty tuna anyways*
*humming*
*Is still here*
Hey Zero
*watches video*
Hey bootleg me
*humming*
I'm watching you mister.
*makes dinner*
*walks back in*
*Enters the cafe,sitting down near the counter.* This place looks dead..
*a letter is on the couner* To whom it may concern, I'm at the tournament
*Looks at the letter and sighs* Tournament..Guess i have to wait.
Ina
*wakes up and has a get smoked hat for some reason.*
*Turns to Ina,looking at her hat* Nice hat.
Ina
Hmm? *looks up and sees the hat* Nice. Thanks hisato.
Where did you get it?
Ina
I don't know. It was just on my head when I woke up. Guess I went sleep shopping or something.
Sleep shopping... Great,i think..
[The robot had entered silently a few minutes before. Chuckling a bit as she listens to the exchange.] Well, there was some one I saw on my way here who was just handing them out. Probably them who left it here. I don't really see a point in just giving them away though. Could make a nice profit off those things.
*Out of boredom, Kage walks into LeBlanc. Faint music can be heard from her earphones.*
*Looks at the robot and waves* Welcome to Leblanc.
*Machin Raal's snake finally uncoils. Raal stretches.* Hello, fine people of Leblanc.
And hello,Kage.
Greetings. [The short robot waves at the others as she walks to a chair and awkwardly climbs up to sit in it.]
*walks back in* back for a bit
*drinks coffee*
Persona *casts Agi to light up a few candles*
*he passes the cafe carrying a crate with the Red Legion symbol on it* SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!
Such great use of mystical powers, Lighting a candle. Amazing. *Raal rolls his eyes*
*ignores the warlock and starts setting up halloween decorations*
*a Hunter wearing a cape with the Vanguard symbol on it, bends over out of breathe* Renox! Hold up! I am not fit in a long time! *he gets picked up a Cabal Interceptor with a Psion piloting it* NONONONONO!!!
Now what?
*he drives by the cafe on his Prismitica Sperrow* I told you two stealing a crate of Slug Throwers is a bad idea!!
That's it. Also i can do more than light candles, all I need is a weapon
Well at least it's not dead silent for once. What are you doing anyway? I know October starts soon but it's still pretty early for Halloween, you know?
You all use your powers so recklessly. Your other self must be just another tool for you. And you call me a monster.
*Zero enters*
*Looks at the decorations and sighs* Check the date. Too early for Halloween.
*Valentine enters Leblanc through an American flag* Hello.
I just can't wait!
Just don't summon Michael Myers.
*laughs*
It's good to be excited, but I regret to inform you that you not only CAN wait, but you will have to.
Don't say Nox 3 times, because if say Nox 3 times then Nero's stupid spy bot will show up. And fuck that puppet.
*sigh* alright
*walks in and immodestly sits down and begins to work on a thing*
Ooc: I hate autocorrect
That's quite the immodest way of sitting, don't you think you should keep that form at home?
*Zero sat down and took out a E-tank*
*Enters the cafe with a tired sigh and sits down at an empty booth. She looks ready to fall asleep*
Ina
*is still there* Hi Sensen! *cute smile*
*Dunks through LeBlanc*
Ina
Ooc:insert Space Jam here
Hey, Ina-chan. You always seem to pop up when I go somewhere. *Smiles tiredly* *Gets dunked on*
*Enters through a rift on the ceiling, failing into Senri's lap* Sup, cutie?
Ina
Ooc:
Ic: *sits next to senri* Actually I was here to begin with.
The most eventful thing to happen here in days has been a man coming in with a basketball. For a local hang out spot this place is awful.
Eh!? *Senri is shocked by a sudden Mona in her lap. A cute monster cat lands in her lap and calls HER cute? Is this a dream, a scene from a visual novel?* H-Hello there. Where did you come from?
The ceiling
*Raal smirks, glancing at Senri* Well now. If it isn't the little revolutionary. Taking a day off from turning the city into hell, I take it?
*Minato walks in with an angry expression, holding a human heart in his hand* ...
Just what we needed. As if I haven't have enough of Mascot Characters, one drops from the ceiling!
That you did. I didn't see you at all until now. You must have unique abilities too. *Smiles at Mona and pets him gently* *Smirks at Raal with a chuckle* I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just an unwinding student looking to relax.
I'm the leader of the phantom thieves
"Excuse me." From practically out of nowhere, a cat-eared person appears behind Minato, glaring at the heart. "Just what are you doing?"
If you say so, little samurai. I can wait until you lose your faith again to play with you.
[Magicaloid turns around and sees the kid walk in holding a heart.] Not you too... Listen, it's barely the beginning of October, we don't need any more Halloween decorations!
*He turns around to looks at Yuri* And why the hell do you want to know?
Ooc: Look*
"You can't expect to walk in with a human heart and not be asked this." Yuri's two tails sway from side to side, and they reach into the inside of their jacket.
Maybe our valiant hero is a part of the organ trafficking business now. Everyone has a darkside, after all.
Look, some NPC tried to rob me, and I took care of him quickly...
I've never lost my faith. Just a battle. I consider this... A learning experience. *As Mona speaks a surprising revelation, Senri turns to him. Her eyes were lit up with intrigue* You're... What? S-surely, a Phantom Thief wouldn't reveal their identity so easily...
Who's gonna arrest a cat?
The Purrlice.
Ina
*tail wiggle, smiles at senri* Hey, don't forget that I think you look cute too!
"I can understand defending yourself. But going that far..." Yuri grabs Minato's shoulder. Sharp nails dig in. "That's despicable."
With so many people with a second self, I' surprised the police force doesn't have a counter unit already. How incompetent can you be.
*Zero was still here*
*He doesn't seem to mind the pain* Get off of me...
*a cat with a police hat bursts in* WE FOUND HIM! *points at mona* THATS THE GUY WHO LEADS THE PHANTOM THEIVES! GET HIM!
*He looks at Raal* Why do you mean, "second self?" This is the real me...
"Why should I? You've given me no reason to let you run free." As they speak, Yuri's eyes gleam. The glint of a knife can be seen in their right hand.
Ooc: What*
Cheeze it! It's the furrs! *Launches several slingshot bullets at da purrlice as he hides behind the counter for cover*
Am I mistaken in believing Personas are like a second self? A mask of rebellion or the form of your rejected fears or whatever you'd like to call them. Regardless, they are another self to a person, are they not?
Someone got on my bad side, so I gave them hell... *He takes Yuri's hand off of his shoulder* Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get a cup of coffee... *He walks behind the counter*
*a few get hit by the slingshot bullets, but a bunch more come in as they try to surround the counter, holding water guns* FREEZE!
"You... How can you be so calm?" Yuri points their knife at Minato and gets into a fighting stance. He looks around at the other patrons. "Someone, call the police. Or help me with this person, should you be willing to fight."
Can't say I didn't warn you.
Oh, I thought you were talking about a split personality or something...
Ina
*points to the "no fighting" sign*
Well, I suppose it could be called that as well. You do all seem crazy, talking to a monster like myself, after all. *Raal chuckled.*
"That doesn't matter, miss. We're dealing with a murderer here." Yuri gives Ina a sharp look before launching themselves at Minato.
*Sigh* *He pours some coffee into a cup*
*Shoots the "no fighting" sign with a real gun* I'm a phantom thief! I do what I want! *Throws a small gust of wind at da purrlice*
[The robot girl fires a lazer at the sign that says "No Fighting", destroying it.]
*He swiftly uppercuts Yuri* Are we just going to forget about the no fighting sign?
*the wind kinda messes with their fur* FIRE AT WILL, MEOW! *starts firing at Mona with their water guns*
I know, Ina-chan. I'm not forgetting you. *Chuckles* No need to be jealous. *Nods to Mona* That's true... It makes sense, the actions of the Phantom Thieves seemed nonhuman... And it would be silly to lie about such a thing after all this time... *Senri was feeling too many things. She opened her mouth to say something and inquire more before antics happened* *Senri speculated on what she could do before smirking and picking up the police cat by the fur* Now now, nobody is getting arrested today. Wouldn't you like a ball of yarn to play with?
Murderer? *Raal laughs at Yuri* Everyone here has killed a few people. Hell, I'm a wanted terrorist in my homeworld with quite the body count. You should sit down, kid. You have a lot to learn about this place. *Orochi hisses robotically, glaring out of Raal's sleeve*
D..... Did you say yarn? *the main cat yells at the others* HALT YOUR FIRE! *turns back to senri* Yes. Very much. Alot. Yes.
"Everyone here has killed a few people"? [She giggles a bit.] It's rude to speak for others you know. Especially since it just proves you don't know what you're talking about.
Play with me, kitti
*dashes after the ball of yarn, as well as the other po-po cats*
*He starts drinking his coffee* Raal's right, almost everyone has killed someone or something in their life...
PLAY WITH ME HARDER, KITTIES
Ina
*blushes* I'm not jealous!
*With little explanation to where it came from, Senri unveils a delightful ball of yarn and tosses it out of the cafe* Speeding yarn balls should be arrested!
Yuri stumbles back and rubs their face. "Gah... But that doesn't give you an excuse to get away with this! And you!" They glare at Raal. "I know there's people that kill, but I can't allow unjust murderers to get away." Blue flames appear near their body. "Blue Blaze!" Three balls of fire are sent out at Minato.
Fine then. MOST people here have killed a few people. Happy now?
ARREST THAT BALL OF YARN! *litterally every police car bolts it out of there after the ball of yarn*
*Yawns and curls up on the table in front of Senri*
I don't really care what you people do most of the time, but think you should maybe slow down on killing people? Those could be valuable customers, and I can't make money off of them if you end their lives.
Well, that takes care of that. *Smiles and pets Mona* ...You handled that slingshot really well. It makes sense you led the Phantom Thieves. I admire the Phantom Thieves a lot, you know... You gave me an immeasurable amount of courage. To become strong, stand up to oppression, to be myself in spite of adversity... To aspire for a better world... And to think the leader of my idols was someone like you... *Senri wiped a tear from her eye as she pet Mona* What can I call you... Hero?
*He snaps his fingers summoning his compendium, and quickly flips the pages to summon Hell Biker to block the fireballs* Are you deaf, I said that there is a no fighting rule in this place...
*Zero was still here*
Either sensei or Mona-senpei works for me.
I only killed a few people in my life, and all of them were criminals...
"Screw the no fighting rule! Isn't anyone going to do something?!" Yuri practically screeches in their anger. They take a deep breath and pull out a flip phone. "You know what, whatever. I'm doing this the old fashioned way."
For the record, the 563 people I killed were from another planet in another multiverse. I don't think they are very interested in this foolish bar of yours.
You're walking around with a human heart in your hand, saying you murdered a man. Yet you're complaining about a "No Fighting" rule in a Cafe? Who would even enforce such a rule with so many super natural powers flying around, if the police wouldn't even stop some kid killing someone and taking an organ? You got yourself in this mess, don't complain.
Mona-senpai it is... I hope you can guide me well. *Senri blushes with a sincere smile*
*Sigh* Give me a god damn break...
Ina
Ooc: that's what I call taking old school to a new level.
Yuri walks to the corner of the cafe to make the call. "Yes, hello... It's about a murder..." The rest of the conversation is too quiet for anyone except those close to the cat to hear.
(A young man walks into the cafe, glancing around at the arguments, he looks around concerned for a moment) My apologies, is this a bad time? It seems like you're a little busy. Do I need to return some other day?
Ina
*smiles at senri, while internally screeching* I'm happy you met your hero, Sensen!
*He mumbles to himself* It was an act of self defense, dipshit...
That kid is a weakling. He has too much concern for the well being of others. It'll get him hurt beyond repair someday.
Yuri's grip tightens on the phone at Raal's words, but they finish the call. "Thank you." With a sudden intensity in their icy eyes, they put away the phone and charge at Minato again.
*Mona goes to slep*
Ooc: S L E P
Ina
Ooc: S L E P L L E E E E L L P E L S
*Hell Biker grabs him by his shirt* Look, I don't want to hurt you...
Ooc: Them* not him.
*I look at quattro as he walks in looking for a chance to get payback* .....
*Smiles peacefully and pets Mona as he sleeps* Tonight was unexpected, for all the right reasons, Ina-chan... I think this was fate...
"Really? Ironic for a murderer to say." The word "murderer" is spat out, and Yuri digs their sharp nails into Hell Biker's arm. Their nails shift into claws. "Cat of 9 Lives!" Yuri's eyes gleam, and their claws rake the arm: first one hand, then the other.
Ina
*is still internally screeching* Yep, fate would be the word for it!
*Zero left*
*Hell Biker is not effected by the attacks* I'm not a murderer...
Behold! A kitten is throwing a tantrum in the middle of the café! What a pathetic spectacle. *Raal laughs*
*Naho comes out of the bathroom*
*Tim, Splat Tim Splattershouts the wall down* Sup kiddos! Your cool president is here to party like its Splatfest 2016! *Tim, Splat Tim chugs down some light blue paint and splats everyone in Leblanc*
Take my friend Pika for example, he's a school shooter...