So I Had This Rather Morbid Thought Earl...

Delta-M

So I Had This Rather Morbid Thought Earlier Today...

Naturally I should share it to all for potential discussion. So I was getting my haircut, letting my barber cut my hair as usual when I was suddenly overcome by a thought that wouldn't leave me. "What if I was about to die, and had four short phone calls I could make to pass on some final words?" Who would I call? What would I say? If I couldn't outright say or directly imply my life was about to end how would that change things? It was kind of surreal experience since I don't often think about scenarios like this. So, what would you do with these four calls? If asked I guess I can be a bit personal and give my answers as of right now.

NotIgor

Call 911- Ayo cops I'm finna die. Some bitch I know- I will haunt your ass. Hazamod- place a snek on my tomb Mishima- I'm leaving all of my estate to Sparrot

Bgammax

thing is, I'm not exactly a social butterfly, so while most people might call their friends or whatever, all I've really got is family, so I guess I'd just call my parents, my sister, and one of my grandparents to tell them how much I appreciated their love and support. Kinda stereotypical, but really I can't think of anything better.

Delta-M

Not exactly the answer I was expecting but it's an answer nonetheless I suppose NotIgor. I take it you don't want to allude to a more serious answer, which is fine. This is a kind of weird thing to talk about anyway. Stereotypical or not I don't see anything wrong with the answer. To most people family is extremely important, even if they don't realize it. I only thought about calling my mother to relay a message to my immediate family. The other three were for different groups of friends that'd I want to give last messages to.