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What is the most useless talent you have?
Those everday talents that people have which can't exactly save the world or do much of anything. I'll start with my talent of being able to remember facts that I accidentally overhear. May not be passing my midterms with this talent but at least I know the pentagram of dating among a groups of friends.
I can solve Rubik's Cube. Not much of a talent, but still useless.
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I can play marimba. Which sounds nice until you realize a cheap one is somewhere in the thousands in terms of price.
I have the ability to read people pretty well, analyzing based on their actions. It’s really useful if you want them to never talk to you again.
I can solve Rubik's Cube. Not much of a talent, but still useless. At least you can impress your friends with those sick Rubik's Cube moves. I can play marimba. Which sounds nice until you realize a cheap one is somewhere in the thousands in terms of price. Never actually heard of a marimba until now. I have the ability to read people pretty well, analyzing based on their actions. It’s really useful if you want them to never talk to you again. Can I possibly borrow your talent? I need it for reasons.
Sitting around on a chair typing away all day.
Please do, my sister hasn’t talked to me for 3 years
I can juggle three items at once. I can't imagine that'll be of much use outside of a circus, though.
I am a master at running on my knees. Doing so on hard floors hurts a bit but regardless I can still outrun my entire family.
Shitposting. And very good memory of wrestling lore and trivia.
Being alive is a useless talent I have
I can solve Rubik's Cube. Not much of a talent, but still useless. snrk Anyway I can bend my arms around my head.
Bend my fingertips on a my right hand. Makes my hand stiff if I do it for long enough.
I'm incredibly flexible. I can do the left, middle and right splits along with being able to get both legs behind my head. I can also do a backbend from standing. I would be fine if I was a gymnast but I'm not.
I can pop my right wrist indefinitely, as many times as I want.
I can touch my eye with my cheek.
I can pop my right wrist indefinitely, as many times as I want. Same along with my elbow
I can scare away both women AND men on a daily basis without doing anything.
I can crack my knuckles the way Kaneki does Don’t ask why I do it Ask how https://images.weserv.nl/?url=78.media.tumblr.com/49a307157d3aad3190df73bdee79fce1/tumblr_inline_njcxmegZy71slyenj.jpg
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I can always put a USB in the right way 50% of the time. Also, I'm good at dealing with kids. But the USB skill is way better.
I have the amazing power of picking really shitty locks, it's not very useful but by god if you have a bad lock from the 60s or so? I can pick it with naught but like a chopstick or something... Also I can put USBs in right too, only I'm better at it than Klib. Like 75% of the time at least.
I can crack my knuckles the way Kaneki does Don’t ask why I do it Ask how https://images.weserv.nl/?url=78.media.tumblr.com/49a307157d3aad3190df73bdee79fce1/tumblr_inline_njcxmegZy71slyenj.jpg Yeah i can do that too
I can basically make someone take an object from me with their own hand without them realizing it, as in they take it themselves unconsciously.