If you were a plant... - Phansite Archive

Yu-Narukami

If you were a plant...

What would you be? I'd be a cactus cause I live in a desert canyon.

Gentaro_Kisaragi

I'd be uh, uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh vines! Since vines always hang on to their buds!

Aishiomi

Iâ€™d be an apple tree. Mostly because I live near some and I keep on running into the lower branches and tripping.

Kingpin_Kirby

I'd be disguised as a maple tree holding an M141.

MonoShadow

I'd be a Nephentes Rajah! Y'know, cause I'm the largest thing to ever eat people!

Shadowgear

I wouldn't be a plant. I'd be a dog. Because dogs are carnivorous. I f*cking hate vegetables.

Malintent_Covet

If I was a plant, I'd be the lawn. It's so useless. Only there to fill up patches of dirt.

(edited by Malintent_Covet)

3xcal1bur

Id be a DAMNdelion becaus even with a fancier name im still a fucking weed

Ohya

Barley. Three guesses as to why.

emactook

Venus fly trap because they almost eat about anything, like me.

(edited by emactook)

TogoSystem

Something poison so I couldn't be eaten or touched.

Pikadaboi

I would be a vegetal

Soupicide

A bean, b/c I get called that irl.

Bgammax

A Thornbush, because it has the most edges.

Pikadaboi

A Thornbush, because it has the most edges. Yes

(edited by Pikadaboi)

JunesBoy

I'm no good with plant types, but I guess I'd be something small like a dwarf shrub; I'm only 5"1', so it fits.

Yu-Narukami

Yes, keep this thread alive. This is a good thread.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

http://toutpresart.com/yosuke-amemiya-apple-truth/ This

Migrant

PUBG has prepared me for this. I am the bush....

Theh0mebody

I don't know...