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How to hide a body?
Asking for a friend.
You'd be surprised at how many things you can flush down a toilet.
(edited by Lavenza_Anon)
Throw it in acid.
Burn it in a a fire and watch it turn into ashes! Lololol!
(edited by Se-yeong_Choi)
Burn it in a a fire and watch it turn into ashes! Lololol! not gana work unless you make it REALY hot becous bones are pretty hard to burn but there is a way to make bones unrecognizeble, first you pull out the teeth then you crush the skull and if the skeleton is burned it will be nigh inpossibel to posetively ID the skeleton and at that point you just burry all the bones in difrent places and BAM you are home free.
(edited by Freekin_Minato)
Burn it in a a fire and watch it turn into ashes! Lololol! not gana work unless you make it REALY hot becous bones are pretty hard to burn but there is a way to make bones unrecognizeble, first you pull out the teeth then you crush the skull and if the skeleton is burned it will be nigh inpossibel to posetively ID the skeleton and at that point you just burry all the bones in difrent places and BAM you are home free.[/quote YE
I think you could do all of the above
Hide it in a graveyard the last place people would look
Wake the bones into walking canes, and then just cover the skin in some fabric.
Try throwing a blanket over it, it works every time.
KILL KILL KILL KILL then BURN THE EVIDENCE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Crush it under a hydraulic press.
Good one
Destiny Logic Throw the body into a Hive pit and let the Thrall devour the stiff muscles, organs, and bones. Human Logic Make a pit, put the body in, burn it and bury it.
Nom nom, throw a dinner party.
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Crush it under a hydraulic press. And you're the winner it seems. Nee-he-hee seems you guys all helped me wonderful.
The hydralic press would leave a lot of evidence. And hair, skin, teeth, etc that could easily be identified. I really don't think that's the best option.
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Burn it, cut it up, Put it in acid, then down the toilet
You could always throw it into the ocean. While you're at it remember the rules of a professional, "Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
The hydralic press would leave a lot of evidence. And hair, skin, teeth, etc that could easily be identified. I really don't think that's the best option. You don't get the joke, oh well, don't matter. Not important. You could always throw it into the ocean. While you're at it remember the rules of a professional, "Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." You'll never know if it gets swepped on the beach again, but maybe that makes it more exciting.
This is cool
Bug Testing....
So what is the joke? It's hard to pinpoint as one.
Play the game.
Play the game. What he said.
It'd be a waste to explain it. Experiencing it first hand is much more exciting!
You guys expect everyone to get your in-jokes with literally no context.
You may have noticed this thread is tagged under meme. Nothing is serious here. I was mostly refering to your comment before, it doesn't matter if it's the best method here.
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I got that, but there's no clues at all this is even from a game. You shouldn't get upset that someone didn't get the joke.
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Have you tried turning it on and off?
@TogoSystem The joke is that kokichi oma is a character in danganronpa. he is killed under a hydraulic press, but due to the mess it makes and lack of forensics, his body is unrecognizeable, and thanks to some crafry manipulations on his part, even the mastermind of the game didn't know who the, victim was. The hydraulic press being such a major element, and kokichi being such an important character, The joke is the epitome of obviousness, if you played the game.
@AkechiGod was refering to the og topic. Let the meme be a meme.
That's a stretch to hope someone would get that reference by posting this topic. I'm still only on Danganronpa 1, but even if I had played it, I doubt I would've drawn the comparison between it and this topic.
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:v not really. I got it immediately, and clearly others did as well. You shouldn't assume everyone sees the world through your eyes ^^ I can understand how you wouldn't get it tough. Also, i hope I didn't spoil you too much... I'd feel really bad about it..
Thanks Korekiyo for explaining. And well some jokes are not meant to be get by everyone, still sorry I confused you. It's just an Insider.
:v not really. I got it immediately, and clearly others did as well. You shouldn't assume everyone sees the world through your eyes ^^ I can understand how you wouldn't get it tough. Also, i hope I didn't spoil you too much... I'd feel really bad about it.. I thought it was just a standard meme topic of a random discussion about body dumping. We've had weirder, actually.
First off, let's say you killed them with blunt trama. The trama leaves them leaking brain fluid and blood alike. Do not panic. The first step is to take the body and start chopping it into little pieces. You will need clean tools, gloves, and dispensable clothing. It is also better if you do this in a place that you will never visit again. The pieces, now fully cut up, can be put anywhere. You can dig them in the ground, but that is usually found out. The bones can be ground up or destroyed via acid. While the meat will have to be consumed. I, from experience, personally, believe that the best way to get rid of the meat is to feed it to animals like dogs and some of the sort. I will also tell you that maybe if you are being suspected by anyone else to take care of them aswell. Now, this plan CAN fail. It is not 100% fool proof. I would recommend that you think twice before commiting murder.
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Crush it under a hydraulic press. And you're the winner it seems. Nee-he-hee seems you guys all helped me wonderful. Omg
Veeeery simple! Google it.
BEHOLD MY NECROMANCY POWERS
Necromancy is illegal. If you're gonna break the law at least do something cooler.
well that's rude of you
Nanomachines, son. They solve every problem.
https://i.imgur.com/95Hvk6W.png for future use
Maybe I just want to see this world burn.
Just put it in Mishimas basement, nyu. We'll all end up there eventually, nyu.
BEHOLD MY NECROMANCY POWERS B E G O N E
BEHOLD MY NECROMANCY POWERS B E G O N E im here to stay
oh no
B E G O N E T H O T
I can't believe how you guys couldn't find out how to hide a body in the best possible. Eat it.