Phillip frowns at Shotaro's pun. He begins to speak in a low voice.
"Apparently, there is a vortex in the sky somewhere in the Nexus, and from it, rains endless amounts of coffee beans, of endless varieties. It's been raining there for so long, that a mountain of coffee beans has formed. Inside one of the many caverns on that mountain, an entire faction hides out. This faction, which hides in the Cavern of Caffeine, used to be a peaceful sort, which doled out the much needed coffee beans; however, everything was drastically altered when a group of pyromaniacs assaulted. Now, that faction has declared war on intelligence itself, and from that location, very few individuals seek to tread. The Library tells of a mechanical figure, who could brave these horrid conditions, and became a legend. I fear our war for coffee may have begun this night, Shotaro."