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Dry-bones
counqering shibuya
[all in shibuya, are the wierd small flags,but not only flags, bill boards, signs, ya name it, but, they all have somthing in common: they all have the face of a weird fire breathing lizard, and this is all happening of a small skelaton turtle, and right now, he's putting up the face of the fire breathing turtle on a cafe. who shall stop him...or should ya stop him?]
Dry-bones
[as he slaps the face onto the cafe. he laughs with a weird crackle, and runs to the next thing, he then puts a flag of the lizards face right by the cafe]
Police_Momkey
A Momkey was walking the streets of Shibuya but stops to look up at the skeleton turtle putting up the face on the cafe. boi, I gotta stop this bih. The Momkey pulls out his pistol and shoots the skeleton twice in the head.
Dry-bones
[the shots do nothing, and throws a femur bone the monkey knocking him out, and countinues his 'counuqering]
Police_Momkey
The Momkey swiftly dodges the femur with his extreme Momkey agility. alright my dude, it's time to fucking die! He presses a button on his gun turning it into a blue light saber.
Marie_Korbel
From the sky a girl with her rib cage exposed would be hovering in the air. Wing made from a variety of skeletons stretch out from behind her allowing her to stay in the air. A ghostly blue light flows from within the exposed rib cage as she stares down at the strange skeletal turtle with glowing red eyes. "How foolish? Who uses troops of the undead before me? All those who have past on to the next world are mine to command." The blue flame would flare up as the skeletal turtle would feel the will of one far stronger than them being exerted.
Dry-bones
(The skeleton. Makes clanking noises that only she would understand):I WORK FOR DRY BOWSER, THE GREATIST OF THE GREAT
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Kingpin_Kirby
HEY I HEARD YOUR SKULL IS THICK TO HOLD A PEANUT! I'm the greatest you Undead Idiot.
Wakui_Hiro
*Wakui sitting on a bench, just waiting for a bus to go to the next city only to notice the skeleton form earlier and a floating girl with an exposed rip caged* whats going o- *The 7-year-old boy would cough but his mask would mute it slightly*
Marie_Korbel
The girl would glare with pure hatred in her eyes as her pupils would shift into red skulls. "Did I not make myself clear? My will is the will of all undead. That is the nature of a skullgirl. This Dry Bowser, are they like you? If so they may not oppose my will either. It is within my power and right to take control." A small blue flame would appear in the girl's hand before flying towards the skeletal turtle as if locked on. Rather than an attack this was her attempt at taking control over the skeletal turtle.
Dry-bones
(It throws a flag that has the lizards face at Kirby)
Dry-bones
Clanking noises: DRY BOWSER IS THE BEST, I WILL NOT BE TAKEN OVER BY A CREEPY GIRL WITH A OPEN RIB, ALL HAIL KING DRY BOWSER
(edited by Dry-bones)
Kingpin_Kirby
Hahaha you make me laugh! Laugh you know I give Benefits...Like All the fire arms you need.
Ansem
Ansem floats above watching the scene confused. What in the name of DARKNESS is this?
Dry-bones
(It then throws a rib bone at everyone)
Kingpin_Kirby
*Calls in a nuclear strike*
RescueCat
Wow, Dry Bowser? He sounds really really strong! A cat wearing a hard hat tumbles in out of nowhere. He grins and looks up at Marie. Are you in a duel with this Dry Bowser? It's awful hard to try controlling opponents' monsters without a Spell Card. He points at Dry Bones.
Wakui_Hiro
*Wakui was getting scared about what was going on after all he is only 7 years old*
Kingpin_Kirby
THIS PLACE WILL BE A NUCLEAR WASTELAND IN TEN MINUTES
Dry-bones
Clanking noises: NO ONE IS BETTER THEN DRY BOWSER
Wakui_Hiro
*Wakui would soon get up and walk into the middle of all of this, the young boy would take a deep breath before yelling out well at least the loudest he can do* PLEASE STOP FIGHTING! I DONT WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT FROM THE INSIDE OR THE OUTSIDE! SO PLEASE STOP!
Police_Momkey
The Momkey slices the bone in half with his light saber.
Dry-bones
(A bone outta nowhere hits wakui in head, knocking him out)
RescueCat
What? Rescue Cat tilts his head at the kid. But dueling is fun! Why wouldn't we want to do it?
Kingpin_Kirby
*The Kirby Army arrives declaring war on all nation's*
Splat_Tim
The clouds in the sky split apart as a light blue beam of lights shoots from it onto the ground. A figure then descends from the heavens holding a Glock in its right hand and a Splatshot in its left. As the figure lands, the light blue beam clears. There standing with his Glock and Splattershot pointing towards the crowd is none other than Tim....Splat Tim Looks like the party has started without Tim, Splat Tim! He then chugs a can of light blue paint I, Tim, Splat Tim shall take down this evil doer! Tim, Splat Tim splats Dry Bones with light blue ink and unloads a clip with his glock into Dry Bones as well Heh. I does it!
Wakui_Hiro
*The kid would look at the cat* Because I don't like people, monsters or anything getting hu- *The kid would soon get hit the bone and would fall to the ground*
Dry-bones
(The paint does nothing)
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey turns to Kirby* Kirby mah boi, how are you?
JarJar-Binks
[A figure stands atop a building all alone. His presence is quite something as it sends a shiver down the spines of all present.] "Fools. Missa already own all of da Nexus. Dry bowser?nonsense. Mesa da supreme leader of all! Yousa bombad remember dat, okeeday?" [With a dramatic flourish, the figure turns and leaves. But his voice echoes once more.] "See yousa all again soon!"
Splat_Tim
Tch. My Tim, Splat Tim's ink...doing nothing? What the heck is this witchcraft? Tim, Splat Tim notices how the Dry Bones has been claiming the territory all around Ah, I, Tim, Splat Tim see. You want a turf war! Splat Tim unloads his load of light blue ink onto the area around him, and with that a loud UNNNNNNG! Tim, Splat Tim then claps his hands Now this area belongs to me, Tim, Splat Tim. Not that stinky Dry Bowser
Dry-bones
(He quickly puts back all things of the conuqering back) clanking noises: LISTEN RIB WOMEN, MY BOSS COULD BEAT YA WITH A SINGLE FINGER
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim unloads again, covering the area in Light Blue Ink Heh, I, Tim, Splat Tim can beat up your boss. He is nothing compared to my, Tim, splat Tim's greatness. Dry Bowser is stinky gay and he can't do anything. Tim, Splat Tim can do all because Tim, Splat Tim no gay!
Dry-bones
(He does the conquering again) clanking noises: I WILL NEVER BETRAY ME BOSS, BECAUSE HES BETTER THEN YOU, OR YA CAN JOIN HIM YA HEAR ME RIB WOMEN
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Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim in all his greatness unloads once again Tim, Splat Tim will never work for him. Tim, Splat Tim works for himself and this nation of the Nexus. I Tim, Splat Tim am president, and I, Tim, Splat Tim shall protect this place from evil doers such as yourself. Tim, Splat Tim will not back down!
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey points at Dry Bones while grabbing the brim of his police hat* just face it, President Tim, Splat Tim is better than the big gay, A.K.A. Dry Bowser.
Dry-Bowser
*a roar can be heard, then suddenly Dry Bowser falls from the sky, shooting a fireball at the momkey* *he clacks, meaning "I heard my name being dishonored."*
Dry-bones
(It salutes at dry bowser) clanking noises: SIR, THIS WOMEN WITH HER RIB OUT SAYS THAT SHE'S THE RULER OF THE UNDED! (It points at Marie)
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey rolls out of the way of the fire ball* woag. *He then glares at Dry Bowser* so, the big gay finally shows himself.
Dry-Bowser
*"Oh really now?"*
Mary_Sue
*Mary Sue watches from the distance on top of a building* This could be bad... I'll step in if I have to but I have to practice patience so I can come in just at the last minute like all perfect heroes do. Tim, Splat Tim...We will do battle again one day my eternal rival.
Dry-bones
YES SIR,
Dry-Bowser
*"Well it's about time I show her the true power of the Koopa king!" He fires a blue fireball straight at Marie.*
Dry-bones
GO GET HER BOSS
Splat_Tim
So the big boy himself has finally shown up. Listen bub, Tim, Splat Tim says no to you being here so get on out. You cannot take over Shibuya or anything for that matter. Tim, Splat Tim will not allow it! Tim, Splat Tim pulls out his golden Rainmaker and points it at Dry Bowser
Dry-bones
(A bone appears behind Tim, and it smacks him in The back of the head, knocking his out)
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey grabs Dry Bowsers tail* prepare to die! *He then swings him around in a circle at a fast speed*
Dry-Bowser
*He turns around, noticing Tim, splat Tim. "And who do you think you are to deny the king of the Koopas!?" He fires a fireball at Tim, splat Tim.*
Dry-Bowser
*he then realizes he's being spun. "Hey! Lemme go!"*
Dry-bones
(He throws 67 small bones at the monkey)
Police_Momkey
ok. *The Momkey lets go of his tail, making him fly into a building* so long gay bowser!
Splat_Tim
Tim, Splat Tim is knocked into a puddle of light blue ink. Some of it manages to luckily seep into Tim, Splat Tim's mouth making Tim, Splat Tim regain consciousness. As Tim, Sat Tim gets up Tim, Splat Tim sees the fireball coming towards him and quickly picks up the golden rainmaker and fires is at the fireball Heh! Not today stinky!
Dry-Bowser
*Dry bowser crumbles into a pile of bones........... But then is made again! "You didn't think it would be that easy, did you!?" He roars, spitting fireballs everywhere*
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey jumps in the air while drawing his light saber gun and starts to slice the bones in half*
Dry-bones
(He keeps on throwing bones, some of them hit)
(edited by Dry-bones)
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey pulls out the bones that hit him* Ow, fuck that hurt!
Dry-bones
(It then throws a giant golden bone as big as a stop sign) CRACKLE CLANK
(edited by Dry-bones)
Wakui_Hiro
*The small boy would open his eyes and soon get up, everything was blurry but once he could fully see, he got scared if anyone got hurt or worse*
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey catches the golden bone and tries to throw it back at Dry Bones, but instead, it flies towards the boy*
Dry-bones
(This time it would pull out a metal ball that's looks like a soccer ball, then it would throws it in the air, and bicycle kicks it, and then then it turns into a ball of electricity, and it hit, making the money electrified, and shocked)
Clockwork_God
Deletes timeline.
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey falls to the ground but gets back up* alright 🅱, I think it's about time i'd use my secret move... *A microphone suddenly appears in The Momkey's hand just before he starts dancing* Ooc: This is the dance that he's doing. https://youtu.be/L0MRu2PuO6k
Dry-bones
(It would walk up to the monkey and bink on the head with a bone)....stop
Police_Momkey
*The bone explodes on impact with the Momkey due to his dance being too strong* ya can't stop me. *He continues dancing*
Dry-bones
(He jumps on dry bowsers, shell) LET US CONTINUE CONQUERING
Dry-Bowser
*Dry bowser enters his shell and spins at a high speed,heading toward the momkey*
Dry-bones
(It holds on to dear life)
Police_Momkey
now, here's the true power of the kanye dance!! *The Momkey raises both of his hands into the air, summoning an ice storm to freeze both of the skeletons*
Dry-bones
(The both turn into a block of ice)
Police_Momkey
*The Momkey runs over to both of the skeletons, picks them up, and throws them at a wall*