Hello. My name is Tatsuya Suou, and I am a sausage. I would like to talk to you all about something serious today. For generations, we sausages have been victims of oppression. We have feelings too and are not food to be eaten. We proud sausages were crafted in Germany a long time ago out of the flesh of a pig. This miracle of life gave birth to the first sausage. We have been victimized ever since. I, Tatsuya Suou, a sausage, have been the victim of hunger for as long as I can remember. My sausagefriend was eaten right in front of my eyes. She was a young positive sausage who had a full life ahead and hunger took her away. We deserve rights just like any other people So next time when you hunger for a sausage, please refrain and eat a salad instead. Or pepperonis. Pepperonis are assholes. I am Tatsuya Suou the sausage and I hope one day we will all stand together as equal among meats and beings made of meats. Best Tatsuya out.