have you tried turning them off and then on again?

have you tried turning them off and then on again? - - - Getting close to them alone is much too dangerous. Not to mention, if I did, I do not know where the off switch is. Research has turned up nothing on this subject. Could someone more experienced on mountain lions please help? - - -

Call animal control. If that doesn't work, try shooting the lions, if you can do it legally of course. If that doesn't work, then question your life choices and move out of of the country where they are no mountain lions.

Do mountain lions have a social link?

Do mountain lions have a social link? - - - I am unsure, and it is not safe for me to check. Do you think you could instead? - - -

In that case, use violence first, then ask questions later.

Well, there are mountain lions around where I live. Ok, I'll be back in a bit, going to check now.

Try usin' an oversized bug to beat 'em up.

Ok, I'm back. Didn't find any mountain lions but I did make a new snake friend today. It was weird, it just came up to me and started licking me but it was a strange snake because it was trying to lick me with its teeth. On a side note, I'm feeling really tired suddenly so I might fall asleep...

Most mountain lions are quite tame so long as you give them appropriate amounts of space. I suggest Whiskas or the like if you intend on befriending our feral feline fellow.

I hear these beasts are good at violence, do you have a secret group in need of manpower? If so try getting them to join you, mounting lions probably make decent muscle if you can get them under control. As for how, I think bribing with food might be your best bet.

I don’t think it’s even possible to tame them because they just attack without warning.

Check if the lion has a palace.

Or try to ignore it. Mountain lions don't hurt people unless you get close to them.

Also, I checked, and the lion does not have social link. I do though. ;)

Bugger off