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Party_Hikaru
Phansite Anniversary Party!!
HELLOOOOOO PHANSITE, IT'S THE MAN WITH THE PLAN, THE HOST WITH THE MOST, NEVER TARDY, BUT ALWAYS READY FOR A PARTY, IT'S YA BOY PARTY HIKARU!! *ahem* Today we celebrate the anniversary of the founding of the Phansite! Man oh man I can't believe it's been a year already, but time does fly as they say. So for today, let's all celebrate together, whether we're friends, foes, or both. Now let's get down, and get FUNKY!! (insert catchy party music here) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SLd2VaIvJw
Kitagawa
- - - https://i.imgur.com/RaqxnPJ.png - - - " Hello, is there refreshments at this party? I am rather famished. " - - -
Cait_Sith
WOO! The local demon cat jumps in through the window and immediately heads for the s n a c k s.
Party_Hikaru
Yeah of course my good man, right over there! Hikaru points to the left, and there stands a table filled with various refreshments. Water, soda, pretty much every brand known to man Enjoy the party, friend!
Party_Hikaru
Caith! Long time no talk brother! Hi five, don't leave me hangin' now!
Aki-Joker
Nice Music. It doesn't really feel like a year to me. *Aki mumbles to herself and then gets to the dancefloor*
Bgammax
Oh, am I finally allowed on-screen again? With a sigh, Gamma walks into the party, shaking his head with a sigh Well, I guess better late than never. Stupid cancelled contracts
Cait_Sith
With cookies in his mouth, the Cait Sith gives Hikaru a high five... High paw? Whatever.
DAISY
HI I'M DAISY NO PARTY LIKE A DAISY PARTY LET'S BURN THE FUCKING PLANET DOWN *DAISY MIXTAPE ACTIVATE, EVERYONE IS DANCING FURIOUSLY* https://youtu.be/c5uT7fas-WE
Byeah
On Daisys command, the floor is now filled with dancing byeahs slinging beer everywhere
JackieBoy
Enters the party Wow, its been a year now? Well whatever, the food better be good.
Cait_Sith
Cait danced crazy!
Aki-Joker
*Aki left the dancefloor, because things were getting to weird and grabs a drink* I need a bottle for this. *she sighs*
-Light-
How the hell did I get here? Well at least the P3 music is nice.
Kitagawa
- - - https://i.imgur.com/Grgkhg2.png - - - Without hesitation, the artist walks over to the table and begins to munch on everything there. - - -
Party_Hikaru
Sorry folks, I had to step away from a bit, but how's everyone doing today? It's good to see all my wonderful guys, gals, creatures, etc. Stay tuned soon for the anniversary dance off!
Aki-Joker
*Aki downs her drink and fills up* What an odd bunch on todays party. *she smiles and continues drinking*
Party_Hikaru
This is a greater turnout than I was expecting! It's also good to see so many familiar faces. Now, I wonder if I can negotiate with a certain someone to bring back any dead characters....
hazama
Hazama looks around. This is odd, the usual guy isn't here. He sighs, "Guess it's up to me" he thinks. He walks inside, looking at the party goers. "Jesus was gay, man." He then spins on his heel and leaves.
Bgammax
Gamma sighs muttering something about "stupid snakes" under his breath before walking over to the resfreshment area himself Yeah, you get used to the weird stuff. But hey, better than seeing nothing I guess, right?
Frog
The frog hops in the building. "Ribbit?"
Party_Hikaru
Lookat that frog folks! How's it going little dude or dudette?
Aki-Joker
*Aki leaves*Curse you sleep and timezones
Frog
Ignoring everyone, the frog begins to leap towards the nearest bathroom.
Byeah
A byeah is in in the bathroom looking for spare change for beer money It tries to abduct the frog because it's drunk and mistakes it for a bug
hazama
Hazama, miles away, hears that. That...accursed ribbit. He dros on the floor, taking the fetal position right on the floor of the cafe he's in. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Party_Hikaru
HOLY CRAP ITS HAZAMA and he... he's in the fetal position? man I love this party already MORE MUSIC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2IaKsHFjr8
Frog
The frog pulls out a gun and shoots the byeah before turning its attention to the toilets.
JackieBoy
Jackie is still poking around for good food This party suck.
(edited by JackieBoy)
Byeah
The byeah is no match for the frog. It fucking dies. The byeah ambulance is called and more byeahs come and retrieve the body. It will be buried behind McDonald's with the rest of the dead byeahs. Goodnight sweet, bearded prince.
DAISY
THERE WILL BE NO BITCHING IN THIS PARTY DROPS SICK BEATS ON JACKIE
Ina
Ina bursts through the door with a huge smile on her face. "AWWWW YEAH BABY! I'm ready to party!"
(edited by Ina)
Party_Hikaru
Alright you freaks and geeks, it's time for the first main event of the party!! Let's Go! The first ever Phansite Dance Off!!! Now get out there and show us what you got!! DJ, DROP THAT BEAT!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoZ77iS5WJE
Police_Momkey
aw shit nigga, a dance off?! A Momkey wearing a police hat rolls into the party on his unicycle. He leaps off of it with a front flip, landing on the dance floor stylishly. He adjusts his sunglasses before beginning to do his world famous Kanye West Dance. https://m.popkey.co/7394dd/NlN5L.gif
Frog
The frog clogs all the toilets before flushing them, sending massive waves of water cascading throughout the building. Everything is flooded.
Byeah
The dancing byeahs cannot swim. The water mixes with the beer and fuels them. The byeahs evolve into merbyeahs and continue dancing.
JunpeiStupeiIori
DID SOMEONE SAY DANCE!!!
DAISY
NEW PARTY THEME DON'T DROWN FAGGOTS https://youtu.be/OW5wU1LYMAg
Party_Hikaru
OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!!! Hikaru then joins the rest of the group in the dance party
JackieBoy
Jackie stares from the distance Interesting folks...
Natsuki
A small pinked haired girl walks in with a boombox sitting on her shoulder. What up! I'm here to bring in some music. She turns on the boombox and plays a loud song. https://youtu.be/ox7RsX1Ee34
Party_Hikaru
Aww heeellll yeah Natsuki!! Turn that up louder, I'm feeling the groove right about now!
Natsuki
As the song was playing. she coughed, trying to clear her throat. Also, I have other songs on here too. I didn't want to come empty hand. She presses some auto-play button on the boombox where is played more songs. https://youtu.be/NrI-UBIB8Jk https://youtu.be/5xxQs34UMx4 https://youtu.be/zWmF_2u-9nk
Party_Hikaru
Alright Ladies and Germs, in about a few more moments we're gonna move on to the first ever Phansite Weenie Eating contest JUST GOTTA FIND THOSE DAMN WEENIES Anyhoo, enjoy yourselves while I prep!
Police_Momkey
The Momkey stops dancing. we need some better music. The Momkey then pulls his pistol out of his ass and sets it down on the ground. Bending down to press a button on the gun, it transforms into a giant speaker that plays this song on full blast... https://youtu.be/_nYApSMUc6g
Byeah
Amidst a sea of merbyeahs, the Byeah #457 emerges, the grand hot dog eating champion. hot dogs byeah
Terra
Is Ven here?
Party_Hikaru
Not yet, but welcome friend!
Camziez
Camziez walks into the party quietly. She looks around, and checks her phone. Then she notices a familiar emo-haired artist over where the food is. She runs over there. She doesn't know how to start a conversation, so she blurted out: "Kitagawa-kun?"
Party_Hikaru
Oh Hiya Camziez! Welcome to the party. Please, enjoy yourself.
JunpeiStupeiIori
*Exhausted from his dance move Junpei moonwalk out of the building*
Kitagawa
- - - Yusuke is passed out at the food table. - - -
Camziez
Camziez is shocked at the sight of her senpai unconscious. "Does this place have a health room?"
Byeah
a medic byeah appears and heals the only way it knows how it begins to pour beer on him
Party_Hikaru
HOLD ON I GOT THIS BY THE POWERS OF THE ALMIGHTY PARTY GODS I HEAL THEE A blue light surrounds Kitagawa. He is immediately healed All fixed up and ready to party again my dude
Byeah
its job done, the medic byeah eats a cheeseburger. It's very soggy from it being underwater. Two other byeahs fight over the dancefloor in the corner of the room
Camziez
Camziez stares as the almighty powers heal her senpai. She watches as Kitagawa elegantly opens his eyes. "You don't know how thankful I am for you healing him! I owe you a great debt!" she thanked Hikaru and Byeah.
(edited by Camziez)
Jason_S_Quinlan
Jason busts through a wall, clearly drunk. "WOOHOO FUCKERS, IT'S CHICKEN SALAD TACO TIME!" He falls to the ground after, and passes out.
Party_Hikaru
He turns to Camziez Nah don't thank me, I'm glad to help. Though I admit, I am a bit rusty, see it's been a while since we've partied, so either it was gonna heal him, or he woulda puked his guts out. Although, the beer may have been a bit unnecessary, let's hope he isn't drunk.
-Zeke-
Dispite having a clear sense of direction now to arriving but bad timing. Zeke and pandoria the somewhat colorful duo show up atleast the party is still going on, both set on taking part in it! with a bold attitude and "Ready" for anything "The music gave it away either way.....but who cares?" P:Think on that tomarrow will ya?
Party_Hikaru
To Zeke Hello there! Thanks for joining the party tonight! Please, make yourself comfortable and help yourself to any snacks or drinks. DJ, TIME TO TURN IT UP A BIT!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLdH-Yrm5IQ
DRAGONADE
Damn i think am kind of late to the party (pulls out vape,blows a fat cloud and heads for the drinks)
Party_Hikaru
Man who says this party is ending soon? I still gotta prepare our second event for the party, the hot dog eating contest!
-Zeke-
Doing so being greeted by who zeke assumed is the parties host,A few minutes later essentially a lot of soda is gone and the electrical currents are fucked in the room with zeke barely able to stay awake and still up and going like that!
Kitagawa
- - - Kitagawa is still dead. - - -
Camziez
Camziez awakens her persona Otaki and resurrects Kitagawa.
Kitagawa
- - - Now ressurected, Yusuke sits up. He turns to look at his 'savior' with a scowl on his face. - - - https://i.imgur.com/hZ8Ib53.png - - - " I was having a fantastic time being dead, then you ruined it. " - - -
Camziez
Camziez felt the tiniest bit guilty for what she did, but she also noticed that her clothes had changed to a cute ninja attire. She turned to senpai. "Fantastic time? I-I'm sorry, wait no! I am not! Are you drunk? What can I do to make it up for you?"
Kitagawa
- - - https://i.imgur.com/I152tJV.png - - - " The answer is simple. Kill me. " - - -
Camziez
'I... I refuse to do that! Why do you want to die anyways?"
Party_Hikaru
And I have returned! Now let's get back to it, shall we?