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Another day
*Alex sits on a bench somewhere in the city* Why does everyone want to kill me Why is this my life
A green-haired boy with white "wings" glides down, landing right next to Alex on the bench to take a well-earned rest. He sighs and leans back in his seat. "Well, not many jobs to do here..."
*Comes walking by, seeing Alex moping on the bench.* Sup with you kid?
Oh hello *Alex shoots at a assassin in the shadows* Damn assassins
The boy nearly falls off the bench at the unfamiliar weapon's noise. "Kyah! Wait... Assassins?" He turns to face Alex, his gloved hands on the bench seat like a dog would sit. "Are you in trouble? Or are you a criminal? If you aren't a bad guy then I, leader of Team Sky Crusaders-" He takes a breath. "-Shaymin, shall offer you protection! ...As a job, of course. You can pay me later."
Nice shot or whatever. So what’s your deal? Why is there a guy tryna kill you? *Leans up against a signpost next to the bench.*
People are trying to kill me because some scientists i escaped from think im a danger to society
Sig can be seen going through the city, looking for bugs. "...." He looks around intensely for any bugs he can find.
"Sheesh, that's not good... In that case, you'll definitely need my help!" Is Shaymin offering, or forcing this at this point? It'll be hard to dissuade him from his bodyguard offer...
I’d say so too since you apparently just shoot at rustlings in bushes. How’d you know an asshole was in there? *Crosses her arms.*
I dont need help but thank you for offering
I knew someone was there because the experiments the scientists were doing were to make super soldiers so one of the things they gave me are ninja senses and reflexes
"Ah, seriously? But aren't humans really weak and have no abilities like pokemon? Wait, that might not apply here. But are you sure? I'm a really strong Shaymin!" And here come the puppy dog eyes...
A scorpion tank drives by playing some weird as hell music
Sounds pretty wack. So what are you gonna do with yourself now ninja boy? *Starts looking around for more assassins*
A young 13 year old merchant with a tail hidden behind his back approaches Alex and points a gun to his head I am Ewan, president of Ewan Inc. And, on behalf of everyone at the merchant union, I hereby place you under arrest for manslaughter!
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[A white haired man wearing black and white clothing walks down the sidewalk with a slouch. As he walks towards the bench, he takes notice of the three people at the bench Niijima, Alex, and Shaymin... Wait, Shaymin?!? Remembering that he still has to give the boy his money for his job, Guzma walks closer to the bench, giving the Shaymin a wave.] "Heya Shaymin! How's it been?"
Why is this my life *throws a stun knife at ewan and climbs up buildings then jumps from one building to the other until he gets away*
As Sig keeps looking for bugs, he ends up near the group. He attempts to grab a butterfly with his right hand, gently. It works, and he places it on his left, claw-like hand. He gives a small smile.
Shaymin, thoroughly confused at this point, waves at Guzma. "Oh, there you are! I was looking for you. Even here, things are getting crazy..." He points at the situation right next to him. Another butterfly flies by Sig and lands on Shaymin's bright red bandana.
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Dodges the knife and approaches the Shaymin I'm sorry for that, did he hurt you? That man was a dangerous criminal and a lier.
Manslaughter assumes he did it accidentally you crimbus. *Watches Alex go and then chases after him.* Yo wait up!
Wait, really? Googles it Huh...
A young catperson runs in. "I heard something strange, what's going o-..." He looks at the gathering of people. "Uh nevermind." He approaches Guzma and Shaymin. "Nice cosplays, didn't know there was a convention nearby."
(edited by InterNiko)
Sig walks toward Shaymin, looking at the Butterfly. He smiles again.
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"I'm fine... And uh... I'd question what's going on but I'm too afraid to ask." He hops off the bench and dusts himself off, then tilts his head at Niko. "'Cos-play'? What's that?" Noticing Sig, Shaymin smiles, letting the butterfly crawl onto a gloved finger then holding it out to Sig.
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[Taking notice of the other strange individuals doing their own things, for example, the weird red head running away, Guzma sighs. This city never changes... Looking back at the Shaymin, he smirks.] "Anywaaaays, I think ya forgot somethin' back at the subway tunnel." [Reaching inside his pocket, Guzma pulls out about three stacks of Pokédollars a moment later, and hands it over to the Shaymin.]
"Oh, thanks!" Shaymin takes the bills, giving them only a brief glance, then puts them in his bag. A job finally officially complete! And a big one, too!
Sig let's the butterfly crawl onto the claw-like arm. "The city has alot of pretty bugs...."
Ewan furrows his brow and looks at Shaymin "What did he tell you? We've been chasing this guy around for weeks. Any cooperation would be appreciated, but I won't force you to speak if you don't want to."
Niko also tilts his head. "You know like... a costume? Something like that."
"Oh, I guess this counts. It's a lot weirder than most humans wear. Anyway..." Shaymin scratches his head and glances at Ewan. "He just mentioned something about scientists hunting him down because of his knowledge and something about ninja reflexes. He didn't seem like a bad guy, though." Shaymin watches the butterfly flutter its wings. "Yeah, there's lots of interesting things here."
Sig looks at Shaymin, his left eye shining in the sunlight. "Yeah.... Interesting things...."
"Heheh, no problem." [Looking over to Niko as he addressed to him as a cosplayer, Guzma thought about something to himself. Did his clothes look like the kind of clothes a cosplayer would wear? Eh, who knows?] "Cosplayer? I ain't a cosplayer."
Niko shrugs and smiles. "Heh, don't worry, I'm not too human mys... Wait.." He inspects Shaymin. "It strikes me strange as you say most humans when you yourself appear human, why is that?" Niko laughs. "Are you trying to say you're the real Guzma? That's crazy talk."
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Ewan glances and blinks slightly at Shaymin, cocking his head "That's the mark of a master criminal, being able to seem like an ordinary citizen. After all, people are less likely to catch people who they do not suspect. All the evidence we need should be found on the supposed 'assassins' he kills. I think if you check the corpses you'll find them to be completely non-threatening, just ordinary citizens. It's depressing, to be honest." Ewan searches behind the bushes for the victim.
[Guzma blinks twice in confusion. What does Niko mean by "The real Guzma?" The last time he checked, he was the one and only Guzma from the Alola region and the former leader of Team Skull. Unless... There's a doppelgänger of him somewhere around the city.] "...The real Guzma? Whaddya mean by that, I AM the real Guzma!"
Niko laughs again. "Then prove it, seeing is believing as they always say."
Shaymin, not even noticing Ewan, nods to Niko. "Yeah, I'm not really a human, kinda like how you aren't either. But I'm actually a shaymin, see?" In a burst of blue light and static, the boy vanishes, replaced with a green and white canine that flies around Niko.
GET NAE NAE'D
[Guzma looks even more confused. Why would he have to prove to this guy that he's "him?" I guess he'd might as well do something to prove this guy wrong. With a smirk, he reaches inside his pocket, pulling out a miniature black and while ball with a golden line around the middle. Pressing the button in the middle of the ball, it expands, turning it into a ball that Niko knows as a Pokéball.] "Still don't believe me huh? Then watch this!" [Guzma tosses the Pokéball to an open area in the sidewalk. A moment later, it opens up releasing a blue light out of the ball. The light forms itself into an oversized grey six armed bug that stands with a small slouch. He has a menacing look on his face that could strike fear into almost anyone.]
Shoots Alex
Ewan stares at the insect in shock "Oh, wow, that's a big bug. B-but it's not like i'm scared or anything!" He says unconvincingly as he jumps into Sig's arms, "Hey, you like bugs, don't you? D-do something!"
Niko sees Shaymin turn into a well... Shaymin and Guzma use a real pokeball convinces him enough. "T-this can't be real! T-this is just a dream right?! What next, fucking Personas?!" He knew that this was a different world, it's easy to tell, but this was too much. He was used to being smack-dab in another world from previous experience but it had never been like this. "Am I losing my mind?!"
OOC: Seeing as how editing won't work, it's not supposed to be sees, it's supposed to be seeing.
"Yea-" Shaymin notices how late it is. "Oh, gotta go to nap. See ya!" He flies away in an awful lot of a hurry...
[The oversized insect approaches Guzma and stands behind him. Guzma folds his hands behind his head, still looking at Niko.] "So, you're finally convinced, huh?" [Guzma then waves goodbye to the departing Shaymin.]
Niko sighs as he regains his composure. "Yeah, I believe you now..."
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A blue haired beanie wearing boy rushes down the sidewalk in a hurry with grocery bags in both of his hands. Without looking, he accidentally bumps into Niko, stumbling back and dropping all of his bags. "S-Sorry man, I didn't see you there." With a snap of his fingers, a silhouette of a tall man wearing a strange looking hat on top of his head manifests next to him, picks up all of the bags, and sets them in the boy's hands. The only thing on the silhouette that's visible to Niko is it's menacing orange glowing right eye that stares directly at him. A moment later, the figure disappears. "Haha... I'll make sure that it doesn't happen again, 'kay?"
The blue haired boy looks up at the giant insect. He's amazed.
Niko blinks a few times and rubs his eyes. "It's fine..." He sighs again and mutters something about keeping his mouth shut next time.
"Alright, see ya then!" The boy dashes down the sidewalk at a high speed, still in a hurry.
[Guzma looks at the boy as he speeds down the sidewalk. Meanwhile, the ovetsized bug, Golisopod, exchanges looks with Sig.] "Welp, there goes one of those "ghost users" or whatever the heck they're called."
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"Well, I think that's enough mind-breaking for one day, so I'm gonna leave." He walks away, his mind more open and yet so broken.