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[Open RP]૮ℓµɓ εเ: elusive hideout of gods
Ooc: This is my version of LeBlanc <i>Unbeknownest to the majority of the world, there lies a club so affluent and so low profile that not even the owner of the club itself knows it exists. The streets paved with golds, even the beverages themself were simply the metal liquified. The dwellers of the club were unknown, powerful and wealthy figures whose exsistences are merely rumors as a testament to how elusive they really are. Through some unexplained force, you find yourself amongst this crowd... </i> &quot;How can I help you today? Would you like anything to drink?&quot;
I am now installing MapleStory
🔫 -- ...Also, I hate my life. Not relevant, but just saying...
I'm thirsty
For money, that is. You know what would quench my thirst? If you bought the total ripoff pack for 19.99$ from EA games. Proudly sponsered by Ewan Inc.
My Profit Margins Have Been Multiplied
<i>eyes become dollar signs </i> &quot;Oh, yeah, I just keep rakin' in the dough. Maybe now I should try out some of my more ambitious visions. Hmm, that cardboard videogame idea seems like it might work well with the economy in the state it is currently in&quot;
Ewan can own a gun but Alto can't drink
What?
Phansite general
So, I was thinking to myself that this site was missing something, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. So, after hours of research, here it is. A general thread. This thread is for general discussion of no particular subject, but rather actual chatting about what's going on in your lives. So, what's up, guys?
I'm female
This is very important
Ewanmart
<i>A large and bright building stands out to you in a relatively open area with a plethora of restaurants, stores and services. This building is guarded by a parking lot, with karts stacked in front of each other and lamp posts illuminating the lot at night. Along with this, there are few decorative flora to constrast with the otherwise desolate concrete. The front of the store has doors that open when footsteps are sensed. Inside the building is a wide variety of aisles filled with specific goods, mostly groceries. There are also aisles for toys, games, electronics, movies, books, gift cards... basically, if you can name it they have it. A young boy with a fox tail lies in wait of potential customers... </i>
Ewanmart
<i>An atmospheric song plays, urging Sayaka to buy compulsively, as the milk is in the back of the store so people wishing to buy milk will also spend more money</i>
Ewanmart
<i>However, just as Sayaka reaches to buy that manga, she notices a flashy sign. It read &quot;Buy 3 Get 1 at 25% off.&quot; This offer was just too good to miss!</i>
Strange lab
<i>Ewan glares furiously.</i> &quot;I don't believe this. How dare someone hold others captive for their own amusement? I'm getting to the bottom of this.&quot; <i>Ewan walks forward aimlessly in order to investigate, he searches for clues</i> <span class="underline"><i>He gestures to Fenris to tell him to follow.</i></span> &quot;No one makes a fool out of me. I'll show you the true skills of the CEO of Ewan Inc.!&quot;
Strange lab
&quot;Hmm, this could be a lead. I better check this out.&quot; <i>Ewan walks stealthily towards the sound of the scream while looking back at Fenris.</i>
Strange lab
<i>Ewan approaches Fenris with a worried look on his face.</i> &quot;Excuse me, miss, are you okay? I've come to rescue you.&quot;
Strange lab
<i>Ewan is flushed with embarrasment</i> &quot;Is this some kind of joke? I didn't come here to play some game.&quot; <i>Ewan simply smirks with amusement.</i> &quot;Very well, i'll humor these 'rules' for now. What if break such rules? What are the consequences?&quot;
Strange lab
&quot;NO! A merchant never runs from a fight!&quot; <i>Ewan then proceeds to pull a heavy thing from his bag </i> &quot;I'll just throw more money at it -hmPF!- <i>Ewan takes a gold bar out and chucks it at the monster's chest, the force of the object would be enough to knock an ordinary human down.</i>
Strange lab
Ooc: You asked for it. Ic: <i>Ewan uses a skeleton key that he perchased to open the locked door.</i> &quot;This is Ewan, the CEO of Ewan Inc. On behalf of the merchant union, I have come to investigate!&quot; <i>Ewan points his gun at the air</i>
I'm female
This may or may not be true
Strange lab
OOC: mind giving more detail? I don't know weather this is a monster on par with frankenstein or just something Sid made in Toy Story.

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