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Luard
Luard goes to the Apple Store
No, not the fruit. It is finally about time for Luard to update his tech. Considering his last tablet ended up destroyed, now seemed as good a time as ever. And so, the usually reclusive man walks out onto the streets, and enters an Apple store, clearing his throat as he does so Excuse me, I am here to purchase your finest example of mobile computing technology.
Voidwalker_Geist
Geist snaps out of his sleep from the counter and sees Luard Heyyy. You need something pal?
Magicaloid44
Apple? Magicaloid glares at Luard for his subtle racism towards Androids.
Gleamstar
"Yes hello welcome to the Apple store would you like apples or stores"
Luard
Luard grins and steps up to the counter, unaware of Magicaloid's gaze I am need of neither apples nor stores, I require one of the newest pieces of computing technology available in mobile format. I believe they are called. "Aye-Pads"?
Applebloom
A poni enters the Apple Store Hello, I would like a share of your stocks as a high ranking member of the capitalist apple empire
-Guzma-
[Guzma strolls into the Apple Store, with a slouch. Upon entering, a confused expression appeared on his face as he saw all of the technology on display.] "...Where the heck are the apples?"
(edited by -Guzma-)
Voidwalker_Geist
An I-Pad? Lemme check my manager if we still have some. Geist heads to the manager office to ask
Gleamstar
"I got you fam." Gleamstar throws an apple at Guzma's face. "Anyway, I don't have any stocks, but I can interest you in an iPad for the low low price of whatever! There's some on weird charger things around the store."
Luard
Luard looks over to Gleamstar. Oh, so he can get things for free here too? Wonderful Very well, I would like your finest iPad, as soon as it can be gotten. I know such intense craftsmanship can take a while, but it should be no big task
CPU_White_Heart
Tugging on his shoulder from behind, Luard can turn around to see a young girl holding onto his sleeve. She gives him a dispassionate stare, before holding up a small black rectangle with a large screen on it along with two curved red and blue end pieces. Hey, how about buying Lowee's new console, the Swap. Not only can it go online, it can play some very excellent games like Zorldo: Beast of the Rural Area, or Hyper Plumber Adventure. And soon, we'll have more games, like The Ancient Texts 5, Capsule Beast Nuclear and Spade Warrior 2.
Gleamstar
"Uhhh nice. You wanna vanilla iPad or something else?" Gleamstar doesn't want to admit she knows none of the prices, but that's what labels are for.
Nes
A small boy enters the apple store. What's all of this about? It's too strange maybe those computers are monsters, better safe than sorry. PK STARSTORM! Nes makes literal meteors fall all over the place, hoping to hit the ipad.
(edited by Nes)
Voidwalker_Geist
Geist walks out from the office and gives Luard a piece paper. We do have IPad. But we are out. So sign this terms of service agreement and pay 10,702.10 yen.
Applebloom
The poni jumps on the counter and demands attention it itself I also sell apples, let me have shares in your company or I will run this joint out of business
Ewan
Ewan walks into the apple store Hello, I would like to buy everything here and resell it for 500 dollars more.
Gleamstar
"Uh... Sure. But you'll probably have to talk to the extreme ultimate mega manager of doom."
Ewan
"More like the Ultimate Manager of Mega Gay."
Luard
Luard stares blanky at the sheet of paper.... He begins sweating nervously, what exactly could these symbols mean? I don't even know what I'm agr.... at that point Luard swivels around, intrigued at the small computer with a blue and red side Can it be modified to solve complex formulae and record my every action? If so, the answer is yes.
JackieBoy
A young girl enters the store with the mega phone in her hand APPLES SUCK!!! She threw a pineapple through the window and run away
-Guzma-
[Guzma catches the apple in his mouth before taking a large bit out of it and spitting it out into his hand.]] "Thanks a lot, cat thing." [Guzma exits the store, taking a bite of his apple as he walks.]
Nes
I think it didn't really work, what about this? PK THUNDER! some thunders would fly around hitting anything that was on their reach.
Gleamstar
"Well considering I'm working here, this entire store is gay." Gleamstar shrugs.
Voidwalker_Geist
Just write your name on the line at the bottom . he points out at the bottom of the paper.
CPU_White_Heart
Uh, w-well... The girl's usually uninterested face turns to complete embarrassment, and she shifts around nervously, sliding her foot back away from Luard. S-some people have already been able to h-h-hack into it and modify its coding... So... I-I think the answer is yes..?
Applebloom
The poni writes their name on it I am now a share owner Also JackieBoy is now a criminal, kill them on sight if you see them again
Magicaloid44
Magicaloid ceases her glare to walk up to the counter. I have noticed your establishment only contains Apples. It is suspicious, perhaps your employment procedures discriminate against Androids in the workplace? Need I contact a legal representative?
Gleamstar
"Well, I guess that's racist against androids. But then again, androids have their own store, too, so it's fair game I guess."
Luard
Satisfied, Luard nods and moves to take the small gaming device Very well then, I shall accept this offering. If nothing else it seems a lot easier than trying to get one of these newfangled computing devices. If nothing else it can keep me busy for a little while
Voidwalker_Geist
He gives Luard a 3 paged book. This is a how to guide on how to use a IPad. He looks at Magicaloid and the girl in white. You two need something?
Magicaloid44
Magicaloid's gaze shifts to Geist, as she starts walking backwards out of the building. So you act as though I said nothing. Seems this shop is both plagued by discrimination and lackluster customer service. I shall be contacting my local representatives of law, as well as your Ultimate Manager of Mega Gay. Farewell, to both you and your jobs.
CPU_White_Heart
Blanc's face lights up as Luard takes the system from her. She give him a small smile. Thank you very much. If you need anything else, feel free to come to me and ask it. She turns around to walk out the door, but as she reaches the entrance, she turns back around towards Luard, giving him a smirk. I am a goddess, after all. The small goddess puts down her facade of smugness and sighs, before walking off.
Voidwalker_Geist
... all I did was just simply ask...
Luard
Luard accepts the small booklet and Blanc's device, satisfied, the young man walks out to the door Not sure what that "goddess" business was about, but I should have enough to busy myself for a little while. Even if its just bringing this up to be a suitable replacement. As he walks along the street, it seems Luard is already tinkering with his new device. How wonderful