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Kitagawa
Kitagawa Seeks Love ( Terrible Pick-Up Lines Only )
- - - Seduce me. Present to me the worst pick-up lines you can possibly think of. Your powers of seduction will be calculated on this meter: ( , ! . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - -
Kitagawa
- - - Before anyone asks, no - I am not seriously seeking love. I simply need a good introduction to this meme. This disclaimer exists because I know at least one person who may take this seriously. - - -
-Light-
But you know she’s going to do it anyway.
Shadowgear
Is that a Fox in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Kitagawa
But you know she’s going to do it anyway.
- - - Please don't say that I want to be free for once in my life. - - -
-Light-
You will never be free from her.
Kitagawa
Is that a Fox in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- - - ( , . . . . . , . ! . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - Foxes can not realistically fit in pockets, if they could they would likely squirm around and try to escape, perhaps also bite. This will not seduce and will only hurt yourself. Points for attempted creativity. - - -
Queef
Unfortunately, Light is right.. I love you son (@Kitagawa)
Fenris
I might be an ace detective, but I can't find the key to your heart.
Shadowgear
I should cast Bufu, because you're too hot.
Kitagawa
Unfortunately, Light is right.. I love you son (@Kitagawa)
- - - https://i.imgur.com/AA7pTFC.png - - -
Archer4534
Try to draw a fox and so it to a girl Inari
Queef
My favourite letters of the alphabet are "U, R, A, Q, T"
Fenris
You must be a mechanic, because you got my gears all oiled up.
Sarinman
At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
Love me Kitagawa
Queef
Unfortunately, Light is right.. I love you son (@Kitagawa)
- - - https://i.imgur.com/AA7pTFC.png - - -
 Aaa you know I can't see images--
Archer4534
Or maybe try some bad puns
-Light-
Hoo boi.
(edited by -Light-)
Kitagawa
I might be an ace detective, but I can't find the key to your heart.
- - - ( , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . ! , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - You're getting there. The main think holding it back is how it is fairly quality. I am waiting for the most terrible pick-up line to sweep me off my feet. - - -
Archer4534
Most girls like bad puns
Kitagawa
I should cast Bufu, because you're too hot.
- - - ( , . . . . . , . ! . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - I consider myself more lukewarm. - - -
Kitagawa
My favourite letters of the alphabet are "U, R, A, Q, T"
- - - ( , . . . . ! , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - I asked for TERRIBLE pick-up lines. - - -
Kitagawa
You must be a mechanic, because you got my gears all oiled up.
- - - ( , . . . . . , . ! . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - There was an attempt, and I can appreciate it, but this only brings more questions than seduction. Gears..? Are you a robot? I am afraid. - - -
Queef
- - - ( , . . . . ! , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - I asked for TERRIBLE pick-up lines. - - -
 Are you implying that was a good pickup line?
Kitagawa
At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
Love me Kitagawa
- - - ( , . . ! . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - I'm half asleep and this made me have to think. Pick-up lines should never do that. I never want to think. - - -
Kitagawa
Are you implying that was a good pickup line?
- - - Yes. - - -
Sarinman
Hi, my name is Sarinman, but you can call me tonight. Notice me
Kitagawa
Hi, my name is Sarinman, but you can call me tonight. Notice me
- - - ( , . . . . . , ! . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - Once again, I am looking for a truly bad one. That medium needs to be struck between quality and shitpost. A fine line for sure. - - -
Fenris
Did you fall from heaven? Cause I always wanted to bang an angel.
Kitagawa
Did you fall from heaven? Cause I always wanted to bang an angel.
- - - ( , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , . ! . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - Now you're getting it! - - -
Skechi-Akechi
Are you recyclable? Because I want to crush your box and leave you by the sidewalk.
Sarinman
Do you talk on anon chat? Because you're lewd as hell.
Kitagawa
Are you recyclable? Because I want to crush your box and leave you by the sidewalk.
- - - ( , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . ! . , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - Unfortunately, it makes too little sense, but the concept is solid. - - -
Queef
- - - Yes. - - -
 O-Oh..
Pineapple
I can be on your Pizza.
Fenris
Do you have a bunk bed? Cause I call dibs on top.
Kitagawa
I can be on your Pizza.
- - - ( , ! . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , ) No --> Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - - Get out of my house. - - -
Kokichi_Oma
Are you a social link? Because I can see you and I being lovers anytime. I’d like to *spend a long time* with you
Kitagawa
- - - I must prepare for work, but I will rate them when I return. For now... here's some lessons for terrible pick-up lines: 1. Solid start, throw them off. 2. Terrible end, make it unexpected and stupid. Example: " Are you an earthquake? " How you think it may end: " ...Because you rock my world. " How it should be ended: " ...Because you are a natural disaster that kills thousands of people worldwide. " - - -
JadetheNecromancer
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Camziez
I was gonna say something, but then I saw people gossiping about me so I feel it would be better not to. Sorry for preventing you from having a bad time.
Skechi-Akechi
When I look at you, everyone else disappears. I think they might be ghosts.
Sarinman
Are you a fan? Because you make my eyes dry as hell when I look at you.
Zero-X
If looks could kill, then you must be the zodiac killer, I FOUND YOU!
Mako-chan
I like my men like I like my coffee. Kitagawa shaped.
Kitagawa
When I look at you, everyone else disappears. I think they might be ghosts.
- - - ( , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . ! . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - -
Are you a fan? Because you make my eyes dry as hell when I look at you.
- - - ( , ! . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . ! , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - -
If looks could kill, then you must be the zodiac killer, I FOUND YOU!
- - - ( , . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . . , . ! . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - -
I like my men like I like my coffee. Kitagawa shaped.
- - - ( , ! . . . . , . . . . . , . . . . ! , . . . . . , ) Bad --> Okay --> Spicy --> Sexy - - -
InterNiko
Hey baby, are you a fallen angel? Because you are goddamn Satan.
Camziez
Sorry for preventing you from having a bad time.Shoot rip english I meant preventing u from having a good time. Or maybe one of the mods is trolling.
Oneelover69
Your face reminds me of the Sayuri, absolutely pitiful and longing for a single.
Naoya_Toudou
Are you a piece of art, because you look boring...(did I do good?)
Soupicide
Hey, are you an angel that fell from heaven? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *Proceed to throw up on them because you're drunk as hell if you actually consider this a good line to speak*
Pancake_Knight
Dear Kitagawa You look really good in that post, But I bet you'd look even better out of it ;) xxx PK
Senri_Suzuko
Frogs are the best animal
NotIgor
Damn, are you a train wreck? Because I'd imagine you being responsible for the deaths and injuries numbering in the fifties.
Queef
Attempt 2 at my apparently good alphabet line: Hey, my favourite letters of the alphabet perfectly describe you "U G L Y". What do you think? Accurate, huh? Probably another bad reeeee I can't think of any
Queef
Sorry for preventing you from having a bad time.Shoot rip english I meant preventing u from having a good time. Or maybe one of the mods is trolling. Imean tbh Kitagawa would probably be fair with the judgements. I think he was just talking from past experiences. He might still rate it? And tbh, I won't lie, you're yandere thing has kinda become the usual now - it's like an annoying meme (no offence but that's as much as I can sugarcoat it)
-Light-
Not even a meme anymore.
Izziel_Baksai
Are you a meme? Because you're not funny anymore.
Levi
You're the only dirty thing i like.
BBH
You drop this... Your standards, hi I'm bbh
Queef
You drop this... Your standards, hi I'm bbh Is BBH short for Bottom (of the) Barrel Hunk since you're resorting to pickup lines? Because that's.. Wonderful, see you at 7?
Fenris
Are you a picture frame? Cause I'd pin you to the wall and bang a nail into you all day.
Skechi-Akechi
You have stolen my heart... but I kinda need it back
Garden_of_Rosie
There's one I heard on the radio years ago, but it's the kind of joke/pick-up line you'd hear Mara crack in an SMT game. Should I say it?
Ewan
Your eyes are like diamonds, because they're a terrible investment
Kyle
Am I at a hospital because you seem to be keeping me alive.
Queef
Am I at a hospital because you seem to be keeping me alive. To make that better, it'd be "because you're killing me faster than Ebola."
Fenris
I must be a detective cause I want inspect you all day.