Last post wins: pancakes edition

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Akechi_Kun

Nah dw i'm just joking, even tho if this was for real i would win ;) . I guess it's been a year, the last post wins was one of my first threads onsite. I still did not win that old one but it was fun back then.

Shadowgear

I HAVE BEEN SUMMO- oh

Maximos

nerd

Akechi_Kun

Super evil laugh.

Maximos

nerd

AkeShu

gey

Akechi_Kun

Gin

inb4 this turns into an actual last post wins thread

Shadowgear

>Actual Last Post War I am aroused

Akechi_Kun

I'm just being nostalgic over here! But if you really want to turn this into the real thing you need to place some offers like.....uuuuuh i dunno you can choose what and i'll decide i guess.

Maecus

hmm?

Hibiki

Whether you deny it or not, the war has already begun anew.

Shadowgear

HA HA HA HA HA HA I KNEW IT!

Akechi_Kun

Oh no, well i know I will win this time.

Skechi-Akechi

inb4 Hifumimod shows up and flexes on us with her mod powers

Shadowgear

I refuse that reality

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

Mr. Akechi, as your father the future prime minister of Japan, I'm disappointed.

Skechi-Akechi

Go to hell, Shido! I gonna go destroy the Phantom Thieves out of pure hatred for you!

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

D-damn, son Akechi, I'll sue!

Micah

Nani

Aki-Joker

oh no

Alex_Liang

Heh

last_post

You called?

Micah

ðŸ‘â˜ºðŸ‘

Maximos

ass

Skechi-Akechi

tits

Pineapple

Thighs

Kokichi_Oma

Do Robots have dicks?

Skechi-Akechi

Yes, but optional

Aki-Joker

You trying to summon Keebo again, Kokichi?

Kokichi_Oma

Maybe- Nishishi

kYUsuke-Munakata

Join the YUniverse

Another_Yu

Not this again

Skechi-Akechi

Yes this again

Micah

Don't fuck robots pls

Kokichi_Oma

But what if I do? Miu does it as well after all.

Skechi-Akechi

Is the robot capable of consent?

Kokichi_Oma

No.

Skechi-Akechi

Then don't fuck it.

Aki-Joker

What the heck is even going on anymore...

Kokichi_Oma

Too bad, too late

Micah

ðŸ‘‹â˜ºðŸ“–

Pineapple

I could go for a pineapple pizza... Wait is this cannibalism?

Skechi-Akechi

Do you sexually identify as a pineapple?

Pineapple

I have no gender so... I guess yes?

Skechi-Akechi

Then yes. Cannibal.

Pineapple

Good thing I didn't eat it then.

Skechi-Akechi

Its the thought that counts.

Natsuki

https://pics.me.me/cease-31318968.png

Kokichi_Oma

Nope

Micah

Pineapples are not so good on pizza. Ruins the best of both worlds tbh

ProsecutorNiijima

Akechi-kun, what has gotten into you? Pursuing the true identities of the Phantom Thieves and arresting them at all costs should be our priority here.

Skechi-Akechi

https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc26484213aeae46ef3a8199974ae1f6/tumblr_oqwnfnBBeA1vb0tywo1_1280.png

Alex_Liang

Cthulhu fthagn

Skechi-Akechi

The h in fhtagn comes before the t.

Akechi_Kun

wtf have i done, please old gods of this phansite forgive me for my sins. Drowns in pancakes

Skechi-Akechi

There are no gods here. If there were, they would have smited all of us a loooooooong time ago.

Maximos

wtf

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

wtf have i done, please old gods of this phansite forgive me for my sins. Drowns in pancakesYes, now that my good-for-nothing son detective is gone, I can finally be the prime minister of Japan without any casualties! Hahaha!

Hibiki

The success of this makes me sad.

Skechi-Akechi

Your sadness is well deserved.

PhantomGana112

I am the supreme pancake GOD!!! All must bow down or meet the same fate as Akechi

Skechi-Akechi

NO GODS OR KINGS ONLY MAN

Akechi_Kun

Oi i'm the one in charge of this mess and i will never bow down to no one, especially to someone who worships Sans.

Altkechi

Oh, good morning, fellow Akechis! What shall we do on this beautiful day? Will we commit actual murder? Ah, what am I saying? Of course we won't.

Skechi-Akechi

Murder? Nonsense! Now let's all eat pancakes and talk about those awesome awful Phantom Thieves

Altkechi

What? Did I hear something about letting the Phantom Thieves live? Oh, it must just be my imagination.

Akechi_Kun

We should make an Akechi party thread and all move there ;)

Altkechi

I already did that https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=13980

Akechi_Kun

Yeah but that one is locked now, we can't party anymore ;_;

Queef

hi .

Aki-Joker

Hi queff. ðŸ˜Š

Queef

hi jokk

RenMamamiya

What? Did I hear something about letting the Phantom Thieves live? Oh, it must just be my imagination.>:)

Alex_Liang

Jkkkkjkkjxgyfzywhdb

Skechi-Akechi

Does a container of everything also contain itself?

RenMamamiya

I don't know, but may I ask how to most beautiful person in the world is doing?

Alex_Liang

Well the inner walls of it which count cars itself so yes.

Queef

Who's the most beautiful person in the world?

Skechi-Akechi

Aphrodite

Pineapple

You Queef.

RenMamamiya

Oh, Goro-chan, I'm talking about you of course. Now can I follow you home? Because I was always told to follow my dreams.

Skechi-Akechi

I don't associate with nasty crimebois.

RenMamamiya

I don't know about you, but you're missing out. Don't worry, I'll make you the most delicious pancake you'll ever see.

Kokichi_Oma

"Honey, I'm home" (ewe)

Skechi-Akechi

Your pancakes are dry and cold. You have no skill in the art on pancake making.

RenMamamiya

If that's so, then can I have some private lessons from you?

Skechi-Akechi

Yes, but only if you help me destroy the Phantom Thieves change Sae-san's heart.

RenMamamiya

Consider it done!

ProsecutorNiijima

Nani

Skechi-Akechi

Begone, foolish woman! You are disrupting our pancake making!

Queef

You Queef. Oh my god, son you melt my heart ! I love you sweerie

ProsecutorNiijima

Begone, foolish woman! You are disrupting our pancake making!Halp sis

Nes

Kills this thread with the scyte from the direct.

Skechi-Akechi

Revives this thread with pancakes.

(edited by Skechi-Akechi)

Alex_Liang

Slays nes

Hibiki

I'll do it, I'll kill the thread for you if you sign this contract that is definitely not Faustian in nature.

Micah

@God can I die

God_In_Heaven

Nope. Sorry fam.

Micah

Dammit :(

Alex_Liang

I shall help!!! *shottie blast*

God_In_Heaven

God declares that your shottie is weak and impotent

Alex_Liang

Summons Zeus and Thoth and a thot-h

Queef

I'll do it, I'll kill the thread for you if you sign this contract that is definitely not Faustian in nature. signed!

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

I truly have no words.

Brain

*You don't think this is a good idea.*

God_In_Heaven

*Neither does God*

(edited by God_In_Heaven)

Micah

Glad we are in the same page!

Upvote

Downvoted

Queef

Joke's on you, downvoting isn't a thing yet!

Reperzel

i wanna win... but i dont like pancakes

Akechi_Kun

Then you're not going to win.

Reperzel

ok.

Akechi_Kun

Hibiki, i accept. Make this thread perish and i'll sign anything. My only intent was to be nostalgic over a old trend from last year. It is such a shame it has come to this.

Queef

Hey no fair! I signed it first

God_In_Heaven

No fighting, my children.

PhantomGana112

I don't worship Sans, I worship Mishiboi. Duhhhhhh

Hibiki

I haven't even put out the contract and two people are willing to sign it. You people didn't learn a thing, did you?

Queef

I haven't even put out the contract and two people are willing to sign it. You people didn't learn a thing, did you? Not at all

Eito

I, by the power placed upon me by myself, brand this thread to be officially Gay.

Horus

I claim this last post in the name of the church of myself

Skechi-Akechi

You fool! Calling a thread gay only makes it stronger! Also Jesus Christ Hibiki how many pfps do you have?

Horus

Also I propose another contract. Those who sign it are legally prevented from posting in this thread, and if they obtain the last post then it is mine by default.

Hibiki

Also Jesus Christ Hibiki how many pfps do you have? Uh... According to the folder I keep avatars in.... 1,067. Though I am trying to narrow it down. It used to be closer to 3,000.

(edited by Hibiki)

Akechi_Kun

This thread is mine, i shall be the one to end it.

Skechi-Akechi

I am Sketchus P. Akechus, and I claim this thread in the name of pancakes!

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

No me lol

Nyarly

Hey guys, I have an hilarious joke to share with you all today. Tatsuya Suou's life!

Skechi-Akechi

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSW88agn99t_VTIu9RkvDqsnvdNJKMRUJCRUQIqtT6Uw8UN3EP7Mg

Maya_the_Hermit

Hey guys, I have an hilarious joke to share with you all today. Tatsuya Suou's life!D:

Queef

I, by the power placed upon me by myself, brand this thread to be officially Gay. Wanna know what's gayer? I'll tell you regardless, don't care if you wanna know or not. The answer to my question is you, Eito.

Horus

Hey guys, I have an hilarious joke to share with you all today. Tatsuya Suou's life! That's more sad than funny.

Natsuki

Smokes weed I'm gonna judge everyone from far away, k.

Horus

weed is bad

Natsuki

Eats cupcake Okay Mr .Birbsona

BBH

Bad is weed

Queef

Smokes weed I'm gonna judge everyone from far away, k. No judging me allowed and yeah weed is bad

Aristotle_Means

Hello Memers. Is it time for my cameo yet?

Natsuki

No judging me allowed I won't judge you~ :3

Kokichi_Oma

You guys know what I like? Murder

Queef

I won't judge you~ :3 Good Suki! Have a cookie!

Natsuki

Murder is spooky indeed. Nom on Queef's cookie

Shuichi_Saihara

No that's wrong!

Kokichi_Oma

Nishishi, guess you care about me after all Shuichi. I love you too.

Shuichi_Saihara

Oh, ummm...

Kokichi_Oma

It's a Lie!

Queef

Suki is just the cutest thing ever

Natsuki

Hehe~ https://pre00.deviantart.net/69a1/th/pre/i/2017/309/0/0/doki_doki_literature_club___natsuki_chibi_by_evaheartsyou-dbstbwj.png

Aki-Joker

Sorry, but I am on Team Monika.

Alex_Liang

Asdf

Skechi-Akechi

Qwerty

Gremlin_Futabae

hewwo

Alex_Liang

Greetings, fellow

Skechi-Akechi

wewcome to heww!

Akira_Kurusu_Fan

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

elmco

im back lads

Akechi_Kun

Pls let this thread die, i'm gonna cry

Pineapple

Wryyyyyyyyyyy

Skechi-Akechi

http://img.ibxk.com.br/ns/rexposta/2017/09/23/23044319276002.jpg?watermark=neaki&w=600

Aki-Joker

This is way to real for actual Dio.

Queef

no kech i wanna win

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

No, I must win! To stear the Phansite into to a brighter tomorrow!

Skechi-Akechi

You think you can lead this site? You couldn't stop one nasty crimeboi.

Pineapple

Queef deserves it and no ones gonna lead this side. Mishima is the only god we need.

Queef

thanks son but mishima is our creator not god, he shared a secret with me last night

RenMamamiya

You think you can lead this site? You couldn't stop one nasty crimeboi.Kek

Shadowgear

I'm sorry, did people say someone else than me deserved to win a Last Post War? NO. I will win. I WILL ATTAIN VICTORY ONCE AGAIN! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Skechi-Akechi

no.

Alex_Liang

straight outta R'yleh! https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lovecraft/images/c/cf/Screenshot_20171018-093500.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171020174137

Shadowgear

S- Shut up.

Skechi-Akechi

no u

JunpeiStupeiIori

WHO'S DA MAN?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N96mSk3YBV0

Shadowgear

Nobody

Queef

But I'm the woman

Horus

But are you a virgin is the question?

Queef

How did you know my middle name?

Horus

never underestimate a birb.

Queef

i learned that from the eni birb, booby

Camziez

WHO'S DA MAN?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N96mSk3YBV0You da man, Junpei! You da man! I don't know how many times I clicked replay

Natsuki

Junpei takes away 1 millisecond of my life every time I see him.

Shadowgear

Good Die so Junpei can become stronger BE ONE WITH DA MAN

Akechi_Kun

I will not let this slide.

Pineapple

https://i.imgur.com/GVZBLtC.jpg Fight me right now. There can only be one MAN here.

(edited by Pineapple)

Queef

Whoa-- just what have I told you bout fighting, mister?! Damn kids these days, always off trying to just kill themselves..never thinking abou their poor mothers

PhantomGana112

replace ur pole thing with a spear and u be good to go m8

Migrant

Oh hey guys what's go-- oh.

Pineapple

Sorry, Queef. Guess I just love a challenge.

Queef

Sorry, Queef. Guess I just love a challenge. its mum to you

Pineapple

Sorry mum, I'll be a good memeing pineapple and go in my corner.

-JaySamma-

cuck

Queef

Sorry mum, I'll be a good memeing pineapple and go in my corner. no prob, and there's no need for that! Just give me a hug and promise you'll stay safe and just this once I'll let you..train with an opponent

Horus

Where art my tributes at???

Pineapple

Queef

You umm..forgot the hug

Pineapple

You'll get as much hugs as you need from me. Hug

Horus

I declare this thread to be cursed.

Martin_Karnof

Karnof: Why are these threads so popular? Two: It might be due to unoriginality. Karnof: Maybe...

Queef

You'll get as much hugs as you need from me. Hug cute I declare this thread to be cursed. why tho Karnof: Why are these threads so popular? Two: It might be due to unoriginality. Karnof: Maybe... Perhaps its due to your absence

Horus

[Quote=virgin]I declare this thread to be cursed. why tho It's cursed because it does not end until an abscene amount of time and that it is very unlikely to obtain the last post.

Queef

My username is NOT virgin And that makes sense

Natsuki

It does make sense~ anyway, i'll snooze snoozes

Camziez

hugs Queef

Queef

Oh my

-JaySamma-

I call everyone daddy be they never come back

Queef

Creepy

Vessel

oh, right, this exists. You know, we haven't had a thread exceed 300 in forever

Skechi-Akechi

goddammit queef

Rias_Gremory

This thread is now mt servant.

Akechi_Kun

Since this thread is mine that would that i'd be your servant, which is never gonna happen. I serve no one, if i had to choose i would prefer being a leader.

Fenris_Todomaki

I'm lost.

Sayaka_Miki

Hello Lost, Iâ€™m Found

Skechi-Akechi

I found this last night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB61mhVqLsw Good shit

Aki-Joker

I already saw this 3 times some weeks ago. And I still fricking love it And I say that as a person that hates fortnite.

Pineapple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6BCfIcvBRg Just leave this here

Fenris_Todomaki

Hello Lost, Iâ€™m Found Touche

zenith

what is this OwO

Sayaka_Miki

Well, this is a thread, much like a general chat, in that the goal is to never really let this thread die and just talk about little things. For example, I like your profile pic, Tsu is definitely best girl, but Hatsume is also a respectable choice.

(edited by Sayaka_Miki)

Horus

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/315/875/bb6.jpg

Kokichi_Oma

Hell yeah I am

Oneelover69

thanks son but mishima is our creator not god, he shared a secret with me last night https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qO6LWQhvzRw

zenith

Shadowgear

Tsuyu is trash Hatsume is trash Every UA girl except for Mina and Toru is trash Don't @ me

Sayaka_Miki

I donâ€™t think there even is an @ feature on this site

Shadowgear

Oh, you think that's gonna stop me from throwing a hissy fit?

Sayaka_Miki

Go ahead. Prove it, you wonâ€™t

Goro_Akechi_

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Queef

I think you can @ but it might not @ the person, I'm not sure. Maybe it depends on thread notifs idk tbh

Natsuki

Me seeing this stil alive: https://youtu.be/8GUelnGjxQI

Queef

Beep

Skechi-Akechi

Boop

Luciano

Psst, you want lettuce? https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1003/1822/products/AdobeStock_1530595.jpeg?v=1479880604

The-Reaper

I hate flu season.

Queef

Ugh same I think I'm sick P.S. Yes to lettuce is there's chicken involved