(Was walking down the street and noticed the boy with the white mask) Well that’s odd

*Wakui would walk past a stall bustling with people. There was a large cash sum on offer and everyone wanted there hands on it. Luck wasn't on there side.' Oooh. Unlucky, my friend. Good luck next time though. Well, anyway. Who's up for a round? $10,000 on the line here. More than a lottery, am I right? And the first guess? Completely free. Find the Joker. Win big. Simple as that. Step on up now, all you who feel lucky. Win $10,000 for free? Now, who would be stupid enough to say no to that?

But it wasn't a nice and peaceful day, for Richard Milhous "Dick" Dastardly had arrived. Heheheh! I Richard Milhous "Dick" Dastardly have returned to ruin this day. I have invented the perfoc invention! The Day Ruiner Machiner-Ray! What does is do? Well the name says it all. Dastardly twirls his mustache while laughing One blast in the sky and it will ruin the day! For I, Richard Milhous "Dick" Dastardky hate peaceful days! Now, time to ruin everything! Dastardly hits a button on the machine and a beam of light blasts put of the Day Ruiner Machiner-Ray. As the beam reaches the sky Dark clouds start to form and Dastardly rubs his hands together Heheheheh! It worked! Now this storm will cause chaos and destruction ruining this day! Thunder roars and as rain starts pouring a lightning strike comes hittig the Day Ruiner Machiner-Ray causing it to also strike Dastardly zapping him. After the flash Dastardly is a pile of dust with his hat on top. The wind then blows the dust away with the last whisper of Dastardly Oh phooey...

(Notices the stall jack king was on) HEY EVERYONE! THAT GAME IS RIGGED

Rigged? Now, I have been more insulted in my entire life. You've not even looked. Here. Come play. First rounds free. You got nothing to loose. I show you how "rigged" this is. *The crowd starts muttering between eachother* Man 1: Ouch. Did he just say that? Man 2: You do not accuse the King of Portobello Road of cheating. That's just poor taste. Woman: I bet that heckler runs away with his tail between his legs.

Alright I’ll try (Heads to the stall)

Good sport. I like it, Heckler. Now then *Jack reveals three cards: The Queen of Hearts, The Ace of Spades and The Joker.* Simply find the Joker and win. 1/3 chance. Get luckier than me, you win. Just that simple. You get me?

Find the joker eh? (Points to the joker card that jack revealed)

Your not funny. Just so you know. *Jack flips the cards face down and shuffles them quickly, flipping some up in the air and performing card tricks as he does before slammin the cards from air to table* NOW, find the Joker, Heckler

(Points at the card in the middle)

*Jack flips over the Queen of Hearts. He then flips over the Joker on the right hand side.* Ooh hoo. So close, Heckler. So. Wanna pay $5 to try again? You were close, you know. Or are ya too scared to play this definatly rigged game. *Some of the crowd laugh.*

I ain’t scared (Places 5$ on the table)

*Jack smirks before taking the money and reshuffling the cards.* You know the rules, Heckler. Though if ya wanna try to proove your theory that the game is rigged, go ahead.

Enough with calling me heckler whatever that is

You ain't very well educated, eh heckler? But that ain't the point. Draw or prove it's rigged. Your choice.

Let’s see if it’s rigged (Points at the middle card)

*Jack flips it up, revealing the Ace of Spades.* I think that proves is tht your unlucky. *The crowd chuckles again as Jack reveals the Joker in the right space.* So. Again?

Sure (Puts 5 more dollars on the table)

So, Heckler. How are you tryin prove this here game is rigged? *Jack shuffles the cards.* Your choice again, by the by.

The middle one

*Jack flips up the Ace of Spades.* Unlucky.

That proves it (Leaves the stall)

Yeah, that does. *Jack looks back to the crowd.* Proves he's a sore loser. *The crowd bursts into laughter.* Now then, now our guest has added $10 to the pot, who's up next?

(Whispers) If only I could shoot that stand but I’m only authorized to attack those that pose a threat