I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THA...

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I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT ROBOT

I REPEAT I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH THAT ROBOT.

Centunculus_fur

I give you a Overwatch League mini breakdown and this USB what you do in return. Iâ€™m going to rest now. Also btw this dude does have sexual tendencies with robots and I as a fellow Robot do not like this. If you see this pancake man near a robot report him as soon as possible.

TEM

TEM WILL SELL YOU VERY HI QUALITY SEX ROBOT FR 18 BITCOIN VERY HI QUALITY VERY!!!!!!!!!

Shadowgear

That's what you say, bucko, but that's not what the video surveillance says

Akamoto_Nanaka

Yes you did PK. Stop lying. I have photographic evidence that you did.

Natsuki

Stop this slander. You also like ballon play as well owo

-Prometheus

Personally, as an outsider looking in I am inclined to believe this Pancake Knight fellow. Also, if anyone knows any supernatural stuff going on be sure to let me know.

Dave_Mustaine

Dude pk my bro you havent lived until you smoked weed out of a robot hookers ass

Chie_chan

Everyone have their own fetish

Kokichi_Oma

But why not? Did the robot have a dick

Centunculus_fur

Can confirm certain ones did and he did awful things to those robots.

Skechi-Akechi

Did she consent?

Sarinman

I know, I know, some people had dirty thoughts of My Life As A Teenage Robot's Jenny, but this is taking it a bit too far.

Catn

Presses X to doubt Pancake Knight

J-o-k-e-r

The only robot you can smash is Aigis

Sarinman

The only robot you can smash is Aigis No.

NotIgor

I agree, PK didn't fuck the robot, he fucked the horse.

Natsuki

Presses X to doubt Pancake Knight X

-Prometheus

The only robot you can smash is Aigis No. You can and should, Aigis x FeMC is the only good thing about that route.

Centunculus_fur

Presses X to doubt Pancake Knight X Y X

Pancake_Knight

I know, I know, some people had dirty thoughts of My Life As A Teenage Robot's Jenny, but this is taking it a bit too far. UHHH I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL THOUGHTS WITH THIS WOMAN. I agree, PK didn't fuck the robot, he fucked the horse. This I cannot deny.

Aincrad_Hazel

Knowing you PK? You probably thought it was just a horse, but little did you know, IT WAS A ROBOT HORSE! Oh and it was me, Hazel.

Kokichi_Oma

Keebo belongs to me though, just so were clear. That is my one to own.

Pineapple

You guys are boring. Robots, Horses. Ever tried it with a pineapple?

Sarinman

Pineapples are illegal and painful though.

Centunculus_fur

It's only painful cause you are too much a wuss. I know, I know, some people had dirty thoughts of My Life As A Teenage Robot's Jenny, but this is taking it a bit too far. UHHH I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL THOUGHTS WITH THIS WOMAN. I agree, PK didn't fuck the robot, he fucked the horse. This I cannot deny. I can confirm that he has done both the evil pancake man he is.

Pancake_Knight

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460263786650271756/509922836358496291/phoenix-wright-objection-png.png

Centunculus_fur

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460263786650271756/509922836358496291/phoenix-wright-objection-png.png You will not deny your own misdeeds PK.

Chie_chan

I bet @Pancake_Knight actually wanna do it to pancakes but accidentally its a robot

Link00191

*presses x to protect pancake knight and say ITâ€™S TIME TO S T O P

Queef

Is this really the first thing I see, hubby?????

Leafeon

Should I be concerned about this? I'm afraid to ask this lol.

Micah

Should I be concerned about this? I'm afraid to ask this lol. Maybe

Centunculus_fur

You should definitely be worried about the Pancake Nutter. He will get your robots then you hide everyone at all cost.

Micah

Nani

Pancake_Knight

ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Centunculus_fur

He could be fucking anyone one of us in this room. He could chose you he could chose me he could even chose himself if he was mad enough.

Leafeon

uuuuhhhhh

Centunculus_fur

And may I also report today on the news that he fucked an entire line of newly built robots the mad man has taken the robots innocence one by one. He did have sexual relations with that damn robot.

Pancake_Knight

I DENY ALL CLAIMS MADE BY THAT ROBOT

-Mara-

Then I shall step in and back up the robots claim. Stop fucking the robots PK itâ€™s hard to replace Syrup from the aftermath.

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

Son,what in the name of pankeks is happening? Are scoundrels like these being misinformed by your actions? To all people of the Phansite, I declare Pancake_Knight's sexual relationship with that robot to be false! Now let us settle these gullible rumors with peace!

-Mara-

Ok letâ€™s tally up the current verdict on PK before we carry on. We shall take this to a simple vote for who believes PK is Guilty or Inncoent. Please make sure to respond below if you think Robo fucker really did it or not!

Pancake_Knight

False! No intercourse has occurred between me and any robot!

Gor_Akec

panfeak kngoiht is innocent how i know is because panckae kngihrt is not a dirty phantfom theifds lover like uou are mara

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

PK is innocent, and I will will stand by my claim at all times!

Natsuki

I vote guilty

RenMamamiya

ðŸ…±ï¸uilty

Setsuna_Tamaki

As an unbiased third party who has read none of the above arguments, I vote guilty

-Mara-

And of course iâ€™m voting guilty as well making PK full on guilty unless anyoneâ€™s has a last minute input. No? Good alright PK time to get jailed up for Robo Justice.

NotIgor

he fucked a horse, and a persona. Not a robot. Get the facts straight you mongoloids

-Mara-

I have a literal file on every being and thing he fucked donâ€™t tell me to get facts straight! Heâ€™s still guilty regardless!

Pitbull-Looking-Guy

I cannot stand by this injustice. I shall take up PK's position, and go to prison myself!

Pancake_Knight

Can confirm with the horse and persona, the robot still no.

NotIgor

Point here is this is a mistrial, and he is under false accusation of robot fucking. I have several files on his whereabouts when the alleged secksy time occurred. They all show him at a barn, fucking a horse! Move along kid, you've got much to learn.

Gor_Akec

And of course iâ€™m voting guilty as well making PK full on guilty unless anyoneâ€™s has a last minute input. No? Good alright PK time to get jailed up for Robo Justice. your justice is false dirty pandrom thedf lover you didn't even let others have a vote and that deserves slap

-Mara-

But if we cut the horse we can find that even that horse was a robot inside. This robot horse was made by the same company that made Cent which connects them and fits with the victims story of multiple robots getting fucked over literally.

NotIgor

Nah, I made sure to turn the horse to glue afterwards. No robots, just a lot of PK's DNA. Granted it was a stallion, so now comes the argument that a robot fucked PK, but there were no mechanical parts in that horse. So get your shit right, PK is the horse fucker, not the robofucker. That's my job. Except I don't fuck robots, I fuck nothing. I'm gonna die alone :me:.

-Mara-

Well itâ€™s better to die alone then fuck something and getting undersiable stuff from it. If PK did fuck the horse...who knows what infections he picked up.

NotIgor

https://strawpoll.com/azr5hzw4

Yu-Narukami

What if it was a robotic horse Persona?

Pancake_Knight

Uh, objection..?

NotIgor

Horse persona maybe, but not robot

-Mara-

A robotic horse Persona brain tumour.

Queef

ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY YOU FILTHY CHEATER