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Jevil

I CAN DO ANYTHING!

CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS! https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/428/791/de5.gif

Chie_chan

You cant beat me in meat eating contest

Jevil

YES I CAN AND I ALREADY DID!

Flareon

You can't make a list of things you can't do

Jevil

LIST OF THINGS I CAN'T DO NUMBER 1: NOTHING A LIST OF WHAT I CAN DO NUMBER 1: EVERYTHING!

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Flareon

Wouldn't the act of nothing still be a thing, as in "doing nothing"? Therefore wouldn't nothing be in the subset of "anything"? And being inable to do "nothing" would mean you can't do "anything"?

Jevil

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/428/342/f1a.jpg JEVIL IS NOW CONFUSED

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Jevil

I just can't wait for the other characters to get here also... i didn't know we had other Deltarune characters here until i checked Who Would Win in a Fight Forum Game and I saw Kris then I went looking and found more but it's a good thing that I got this character before anyone else could... also CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

Ralsei

https://external-preview.redd.it/xoRg0e7sm_ofYCBg4XlSVNXnE2rePqCFoNkwhsP3noU.jpg?s=eaee6f7eed92ff94680ab6b5d92b7afb6680c4ae

Susie

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/429/448/f13.gif BUT CAN YOU DO THIS CLOWN?

Jevil

https://external-preview.redd.it/xoRg0e7sm_ofYCBg4XlSVNXnE2rePqCFoNkwhsP3noU.jpg?s=eaee6f7eed92ff94680ab6b5d92b7afb6680c4ae https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/deltarune/images/0/0e/Jevil_battle_tired.png/revision/latest?cb=20181110233828

Jevil

(To Susie) YES BUT IT'S TOO PERFECT TO BE SHOWN YET!

Ralsei

Susie we need to combine our ACTs if we want to win!

Mr_detective

You must stop, not okay

Jevil

You must stop, not okay I CAN DO ANYTHING! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

Jevil

Oh i'm going to have lots of fun with this character

Mr_detective

(Crap he saw right through my plan) Isnâ€™t it kind of boring if you can do literally anything

Ralsei

Just you wait until the fun gang is all here!

Susie

@RALSEI FOR ONCE, I AGREE!! LET T POSE TOGETHER TO ASSERT OUR DOMINANCE!!!!

Jevil

@RALSEI FOR ONCE, I AGREE!! LET T POSE TOGETHER TO ASSERT OUR DOMINANCE!!!! T POSES

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Susie

Jevil

(Crap he saw right through my plan) Isnâ€™t it kind of boring if you can do literally anything EVERYTHING IS NEVER BORING SINCE I CAN ALWAYS HAVE FUN

Mr_detective

...........if he is T poseing does that count as a good thing or.....

Jevil

T STARTS QUICKLY MOVING AROUND WILL STILL T POSING https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/deltarune/images/6/67/Jevil_dance_screenshot.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/181?cb=20181104004938

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Ralsei

Mr_detective

ok then T

Flareon

Hey, Jevil, can you tell what my love interest feels about me?

Jevil

Hey, Jevil, can you tell what my love interest feels about me? THEY LOVE YOU

Susie

AW HELL TO THE NAW SHARPEN MY AXE TIME FOR THE ACT OF MERCY!!!

Jevil

I AM WINNING THE T POSE WAR BUT AT THE SAME TIME LOSING SINCE I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME. WE ARE THE SAME

Ralsei

As long as you don't FIGHT!

Flareon

Oh, uh, sweet! AW HELL TO THE NAW SHARPEN MY AXE TIME FOR THE ACT OF MERCY!!! I'm already Mercy

Jevil

Warning... do not say that words "Ain't you already been defeated" to Jevil or bad things will happen

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Mr_detective

I AM WINNING THE T POSE WAR BUT AT THE SAME TIME LOSING SINCE I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME. WE ARE THE SAME (Thinks about it) Dang it what you said is giving me a headache

Jevil

JEVIL LAUGHS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

Jevil

HMMMM... LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT! TIME TO SPREAD CHAOS!

InterNiko

God, I hate clowns.

Jevil

LAUGHS ... NOW, TIME TO WAIT

InterNiko

If you can do anything, then why not die?

elmco

If you can do anything, how can you be Tracer... when I'm already Tracer?

Phantomfrick

If you can do anything make guac free not extra

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Jevil

If you can do anything, then why not die? SINCE I DON'T WANT TOO

Jevil

If you can do anything, how can you be Tracer... when I'm already Tracer? ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES

Jevil

If you can do anything make guac free not extra IT ALREADY NOT EXTRA

Jevil

I WOUNDER, WHEN WILL THE PARTY WILL COME AGAIN

NotIgor

if you can do anything can you make a hot pocket so hot you cannot eat it? or the more traditional an object so heavy you cannot move it?

Sarinman

If you can do anything, prove that the world is round. Everyone knows it's clearly flat ðŸ˜Ž

Jevil

if you can do anything can you make a hot pocket so hot you cannot eat it? or the more traditional an object so heavy you cannot move it? YES

Jevil

If you can do anything, prove that the world is round. Everyone knows it's clearly flat ðŸ˜Ž THE REAL QUESTION IS. IF I CAN CLEAR YOUR MIND OF THE LIE OF FLAT EARTH AND GIVE YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT ROUND EARTH

Marionette

If you can do everything, can you steal my heart? I donâ€™t really want it anymore

TEM

CAN YU BUY STOCKS IN BITCOIN TEM EXPAND CORPRATE EMPIRE

InterNiko

can you make me the president of the united states

Phantomfrick

Can you destroy Israel and eliminate gamer oppression

Jevil

If you can do everything, can you steal my heart? I donâ€™t really want it anymore DONE

Jevil

CAN YU BUY STOCKS IN BITCOIN TEM EXPAND CORPRATE EMPIRE YEP SINCE I CAN DO ANYTHING

Jevil

Can you destroy Israel and eliminate gamer oppression I CAN BUT I WILL LET YOU DO THAT

Fayth

Please. Anything you can do, I can do better. Yes! I can anything better than you.

Jevil

can you make me the president of the united states OF COURSE *Jevil gave you flag*

Jevil

Please. Anything you can do, I can do better. Yes! I can anything better than you. AHAHAHA CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS!!!

Sarinman

I got an infected thumb. Please chop it off.

Ralsei

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453074249649881089/509522024591523840/No.jpg

InterNiko

oh hell yeah welp off to kill congress and the supreme court so no one opposes me

Pancake_Knight

Please fix my crippling depression

Jevil

I got an infected thumb. Please chop it off. DO IT YOURSELF

Jevil

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453074249649881089/509522024591523840/No.jpg TOO BAD I HAVE FANS

Jevil

Please fix my crippling depression LAST REQUEST DONE

Sarinman

Damnit cut my thumb off you crazy clown.

Jevil

NO I'M BORED... SOMEONE MAKE A RP AREA

Ralsei

i am but it is postponed until the weekend.

Jevil

ok, thanks for letting me know

Ralsei

no problem :3.

Sarinman

SLICE OFF MY THUMB OFF OR I WON'T LET YOU GET CASH ENTITLEMENT FROM YOUR MESOTHELIOMA

Russell

I can do anything too as long as that thing involves me suffering.

Evolt

I can do anything better than you

Shiki-Ryougi

I can kill anything... Even if its a god.

Flareon

I can stay up past midnight

Kris

Hey guys- Wait i thought you are going to sleep 100 more years? Ah oh well, I enjoyed our fight tbh, it was fun.

Jevil

Hey guys- Wait i thought you are going to sleep 100 more years? Ah oh well, I enjoyed our fight tbh, it was fun. OH I DID, IN MY OWN SUBCONSCIOUS WORLD AND I ENJOYED THE BATTLE TOO AND I REMEMBER BOTH TIMES WE FOUGHT... THE TIME YOU GUYS DID FIGHT ME WAS THE BEST ONE

Jevil

I can do anything better than you OH WHY THANK YOU, I KNOW I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU

Jevil

I can stay up past midnight I MEAN... NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU

Jevil

I can kill anything... Even if its a god. WELL I KILLED GOD'S GOD

Jevil

I can do anything too as long as that thing involves me suffering. DO... do you need help? like really do you need help? like that should not be saying... like why do you want to suffer?

Kris

I can do anything too as long as that thing involves me suffering. DO... do you need help? like really do you need help? like that should not be saying... like why do you want to suffer?nd Lets say people are weird or depressed, or probably just weird.

Jevil

Guess so... alright BACK TO MY NORMAL VOICE! SO KRIS HOW ARE YOU TALKING NOW?

Kris

Guess so... alright BACK TO MY NORMAL VOICE! SO KRIS HOW ARE YOU TALKING NOW? I don't talk loudly, I tend to be quiet 24/7. Also it is called texts i guess.

Flareon

Can you get people to stop godmodding?

Jevil

BUT WE USED TEXT IN OUR SPEECH ANYWAYS Jevil looks at the people for a moment before looking at Kris HEY KRIS GUESS WHAT

Shiki-Ryougi

I can do anything too as long as that thing involves me suffering. Suffering? I know a way to put an end to that forever, my knife is great for ending suffering. I'm sure if you ever want to stop, I could help.

Jevil

Can you get people to stop godmodding? WELL THAT'S EASY... USE THE ANTI-CHEAT SYSTEM AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK THEN GODMOD THEM BACK

Susie

OI! IF YOU CAN DO ANYTHING SNORT SOME CHALK WITH ME!!

Jevil

A PACK OF CHALK APPEARS... Jevil eats it... and use's magic to make another Jevil work on a "Secret Project"

Kris

BUT WE USED TEXT IN OUR SPEECH ANYWAYS Jevil looks at the people for a moment before looking at Kris HEY KRIS GUESS WHAT Uh, what is it?

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Evolt

You don't understand, I can do anything better than you. That includes doing everything better than me.

Jevil

A NEW POST FILLED WITH FUN https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=15572

Jevil

You don't understand, I can do anything better than you. That includes doing everything better than me. BUT SINCE I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT MEANS I CAN BE YOU AND YOU ARE ME. WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON BUT NOT AND THE REASON I'M BETTER THEN YOU SINCE I KNOW THIS BEFORE YOU DID

Kris

Ooo A NEW POST FILLED WITH FUN https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=15572

Jevil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJ0CCLOvPw AHHHH I REMEMBER THIS. FUN TIMES

Garden_of_Rosie

You can do anything... badly!

Kris

https://youtube.com/embed/ajJ0CCLOvPw?autoplay=1 AHHHH I REMEMBER THIS. FUN TIMES Can confirm

Jevil

https://orig00.deviantart.net/66c8/f/2018/317/8/e/ezgif_com_resize__1__by_mudkipofcoolness-dcrxssz.gif IT MAY NOT BE OUR NORMAL PIXELS BUT LIKE I SAID... I CAN DO ANYTHING

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Jevil

Now... What too do while I wait ! I know. CHAOS CHAOS!

Jevil

random laughing

Ralsei

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453074249649881089/512328219408465935/tumblr_pi1o6jQ6Ee1xn9p47o1_1280.png

Jevil

! "Hey where did you get a gun from!" *Jevil said before laughing as he gets a gun as well* "It's a good thing... I CAN DO ANYTHING, also like my new form?"

Jevil

So who do you think will win, me or you... CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

Mr_Dream

I'm the real chaos god. You are nothing.

Jevil

I'm the real chaos god. You are nothing. Laughs I JUST LIKE TO MAKE CHAOS, NEVER SAID I WAS A GOD

Mr_Dream

...D'OH. Well, I'm better at chaos than you.

Marionette

But if you do anything canâ€™t you be a god?

Jevil

Ahhahahaa! That's what you think pal Also I never SAID I was a god does not mean that I am a god

Jevil

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/61dc516be9aad120ebf5467930da8b1c/5C701DC0/t51.2885-15/e35/c172.0.680.680/s480x480/42855714_305253910328433_4510301136961082132_n.jpg

Jevil

HMMMMM WHAT TO DO... WHAT TO MEME... I KNOW WHAT TO DO, EHEHEH IT WILL BE PERFECT! BUT WHAT TO DO BEFORE DOING THAT, I AM TALKING HERE... to myself... BUT MAYBE I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ! I KNOW, I KNOW WHEN I CHANGED MY FORM TO BE/LOOK LIKE Ralsei I FELT HOW FLUFFY HE IS, SO I HAVE A REQUEST FOR YOU PEOPLE... WHEN EVER Ralsei GET'S HERE, HUG HIM! YOU WILL SEE WHAT I MEAN

Ralsei

A hug? That would be cute :3 Since i'm here i have a request for you Jevil Change your profile pic to this https://imgur.com/Onpsuz3 You'll see why i would say that when you do ;) Edit: keep in mind it does not work from mobile

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Jevil

One moment Jevil's profile picture has been updated Jevil happily laughs AHHHH MUCH BETTER! Jevil hugs Ralsei... Since why not

Jevil

Yep knew it... He's very soft! jevil laughs

Kenny_Omega

The champ ships this

Jevil

. . . Don't

Kris

ðŸ‘€..

Jevil

Hey don't like at me like the Kris! ... What I hugged him since I wanted too... He's fluffy!

Jevil

Jevil looked a bit upset but kept his smile like he was forcing it

Jevil

Hmmmm now what to do... This post is getting slow now... Maybe I should do a ask me thing. All well, memes away laughs

Flareon

Can you be a pokemon?

Jevil

Can you be a pokemon? What kind of Pokemon? But either way yes

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Flareon

Can you be a pokemon? What kind of Pokemon? But either way yes Klefkey

Jevil

Why that Pokemon? I was kinda expecting you to pick a cute Pokemon

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Flareon

Because it came to my mind

Jevil

Oh... That's... Eh, I'm not going to be that Pokemon

Shadowgear

You cant beat my meat Darn, NNN is being hard on everyone

Jevil

! I know what to do! I should do an ask jevil post