POKEMON LET'S GO FUCK YOURSELF

Hot take: Fire is firey

I think running away from trainer battles are just weird. Pokemon? Yeah, but people? Pretty difficult.

>Implying all of Pokémon doesn't appeal to filthy casuals Bitch

It makes more sense actually since between people it’s pretty much just a competition, it says “quit” not “run”, which implies that you simply declare them the victor, give an appropriate prize, and keep your Pokémon healthy rather than fighting to the last man

It makes more sense actually since between people it’s pretty much just a competition, it says “quit” not “run”, which implies that you simply declare them the victor, give an appropriate prize, and keep your Pokémon healthy rather than fighting to the last man That might be a good thing for speed runners Aka if they messed up or something

that's the coldest take I have ever heard

I wish I could just run away from all of my problems Wait... I CAN

If I see my death coming do I run or let it be? The problems of a Pokemon GO player

Pokemon let's go to the polls would be a better game.

Pokémon let's go fuck ourselves would be a GOTY for sure

Let me be Pokemon Crystal clear about this, every voter in this Pokemon Stadium damn better Pokemon Go to the polls this time, or I'm gonna Pokemon Snap. You want a Pokemon Battle Revolution, then be ready to Pokemon Rumble, 'cause I've got one more Pokemon Conquest before I Pokemon Shuffle off this mortal coil and welcome the sweet Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness.

Hey Pokémon Gou VIOLENCE Version Bitch, I know you'd play it

I am casual trash and I'm okay with this.

Nothing wrong with being casual.

Can't hear you over the sound of you being a filthy casual

Smh just heard you can't even evolve your starter. This is not it and i'm gonna evolve my eevee in Pokemon Moon into a Chiefeon to confirm it's not it.

This game ain't it, Chief.

Thanks, fellow pokemon that the titular eevee can't evolve into, despite it being a pokemon that revolves around its many evolutions.

I agree with my fellow eeveelutions

>Eevee can't evolve "Behold, my worthless starter!"

As far as I can tell even though it can't evolve it actually has much higher stats than a typical Eevee and can even learn moves that seem somewhat broken. Like, basically psychic and light screen wrapped into one move and things like that.

I can agree with the other eeveelutions as well on this.

As far as I can tell even though it can't evolve it actually has much higher stats than a typical Eevee and can even learn moves that seem somewhat broken. Like, basically psychic and light screen wrapped into one move and things like that. That's even worse because it basically makes the starter overpowered. So, not only are you just playing a dumbed down game with a superior advantage over most enemies, but in addition to that you lack the basic feature that makes eevee great. At that point, you can get the same level of experience by just buying an eevee plush and waking around the neighborhood with it whilest pointing at others claiming they're "defeated."

As far as I can tell even though it can't evolve it actually has much higher stats than a typical Eevee and can even learn moves that seem somewhat broken. Like, basically psychic and light screen wrapped into one move and things like that. That's even worse because it basically makes the starter overpowered. So, not only are you just playing a dumbed down game with a superior advantage over most enemies, but in addition to that you lack the basic feature that makes eevee great. At that point, you can get the same level of experience by just buying an eevee plush and waking around the neighborhood with it whilest pointing at others claiming they're "defeated." I see no problem with this. :me:

If you're like me and you shiny hunt ever for 2 pokemon, you can easily get OP. My team is around LVL 55 and i only have 2 badges. I feel sorry for everyone in the game that will have to fight me

As far as I can tell even though it can't evolve it actually has much higher stats than a typical Eevee and can even learn moves that seem somewhat broken. Like, basically psychic and light screen wrapped into one move and things like that. That's even worse because it basically makes the starter overpowered. So, not only are you just playing a dumbed down game with a superior advantage over most enemies, but in addition to that you lack the basic feature that makes eevee great. At that point, you can get the same level of experience by just buying an eevee plush and waking around the neighborhood with it whilest pointing at others claiming they're "defeated." I see no problem with this. :me: Oh, uh. I guess it's fine if you really like just Eevee.