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Phansite Championship Wrestling
Hello, my name is Lnari, and I would like to present my finest creation yet. PCW (Phansite Championship Wrestling) is a proffesional wrestling program managed by yours truly. Those who would like to volunteer to work for PCW can leave their roles and gimmicks in this thread. Our first show will take place when we have at least 6 members of the Phansite willing to duke it out in some good ol wrasslin matches. If anyone is genuinely interested in this, please leave comments and ask questions in this thread. Seriously guys, I think this could be a fun little project.
Ah yes, I, Downvote, would like to wrastle. My one and only gimmick is that I can make the crowd boo at will. Other than that, I'm literally just a sentient downvote cardboard cutout that can float.
uh, i'll do it. i, elmco, have the ability to roll my eyes completely back and break my spine in a way that looks like i'm crawling perfectly normally, even though i'm on my back. it's called "demonic pseudo-possession" i shall fight
Kai
Wrestling is like Boxing right? I can do that.
PSY
grabs the mic Eyyyyyy, all you sexy ladies and gentlemen out there in the PCW Universe better keep your eyes glued to the main event tonight! I can't wait to Gangnam Styledriver some shmuck through a table!
I'm Germany and my partners Italy and Japan make up the tag team, Axis Powers.
Wonderful! With gimmicks like these, PCW will be a smash hit!
Ah yes, I, Downvote, would like to wrastle. My one and only gimmick is that I can make the crowd boo at will. Other than that, I'm literally just a sentient downvote cardboard cutout that can float. Ha no, you, Upvote, would not like to wrastle. Your plentiful gimmicks make that you make the wrestlers cheer at will. Furthermore. You are a dumb upvote concrete fixture that is affixed to the floor
Listen here my more happy brother, I would make a wonderful wrastling contender with my amazing gimmicks. The power to make everyone in the crowd boo at will means that I can distract my opponents and demoralize them. What can you do, make them cheer? And I have shed my concrete shell to become the more powerful Floating Cardboard brand. With the power and protection that cardboard gives me, I can easily win any battle that I'd enter.
Oooh, I smell a first match brewing!
I, Mono, with my rage from trying to review YiiK, and my powers gained from review Kirby Super Star Ultra will fight.
Honestly Upvote, I question your intelligence. You do nothing but post complete trash tier posts, not even worthy of being called shitposts, just for the attention. You are either the co-worker that gets picked up with a red stapler, or you are that child that was abused so badly that you have to come onto an anonymous forum, and do everything you can for attention. You try to pull our attention because it's the only thing you manage to do successfully in life, as you seem to not be capable of much else, and considering the fact you have two accounts to post with, tells me that you have such a high level of ADHD, you probably forget you are taking a piss midway through. Your low quality posting also tells me that your intellectual though process is so goddamn low, that you unironically think that my "non-existent" testicles actually sprout from above my heel, ignoring the fact that the bone in my ankle is not actually for reproductive means. The only joy you probably have in your life right now is some people acknowledging your trash tier posting, and your false ego gets inflated every tie a poster ignorantly claims that you are a god tier shitposter, without actually knowing what god tier shit posting was. Come back to me later when both of your testicles drop, you have a few more years on you, and you experience the world outside of the basement you dwell in. Soon you will learn that mother's hotpocks (assuming you even know what the love of a mother even is) is not sufficient to survive on, and for the love of god, it's not called a fedora.
I, No Opinion, have no opinion on this.
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Upvote? Downvote? Do you agree to settle this in the ring like professionals?
I, the great almighty not_pippu_alt shall triumph with my totally not pippu powers. AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
I want to be in the wrestling if that's ok with ye my d00d
I want to be in the wrestling if that's ok with ye my d00d Of course! Anyone who wants to wrestle, manage, or commentate is welcome to!
i would like to die
i am gor akec, pro phantofmde theif hunter my gimmiek is slap i giv slap
don't slap, that's illegal in wrastling
less illegal than a piledriver
Did someone call for a totally rockin’ color commentator? I’ve even got a lil’ know-how for bringin’ the hype!
please no
Did someone call for a totally rockin’ color commentator? I’ve even got a lil’ know-how for bringin’ the hype! Maybe I’m making a mistake here, but you’re in!
i think she(?) wants to be a commentator, not a fighter. but i'm pretty sure you're the commentator already.
i think she(?) wants to be a commentator, not a fighter. but i'm pretty sure you're the commentator already. I’ll be the GM. We could use a commentator/commentary team.
Alright, Tot Pop Rockin and ready to roll, as soon as we get our first match up in the air!
oh, i'd rather commentate as well, instead of fighting, if you need another commentator
Great! Everyone loves a good commentary duo! Just be sure to disagree on everything.
Ah what? I’m like, totally the most agreeable man out there, man. I’m sure we’ll get along just swell dude.
magical girls are dumb
Off to a good start!
I’m like, totally the most agreeable man hold up
Actually Magical Girls are a different genre involving primarily young girls who use magic to help solve everyday problems without anyone knowing. The more popular and proper genre would be under “beautiful fighting girls”, which take after Sentai shows far more than Magical Girl ones and use a cuter motif to appeal to younger girls as opposed to guys. Since the Beautiful Fighting Girl subgenre, with shows such as Sailor Moon, is far more popular and uses similar styles, they received the title “Magical Girl” as the actual Magical Girl shows couldn’t compete. Then there’s been a more recent boom of using the motif in vastly different things, such as Madoka using the cutesy appeal to get people more attached to characters before killing them off like some kinda horror show, Magical Girl Site which honestly amounts to torture porn And finally Raising Project, which takes the themes and applies it to a Battle Royale type thing more akin to Fate/Zero An understandable mistake, but one nonetheless :)
what
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Our first show will begin tomorrow. Hopefully our wrestlers decide to show up. I’ll make the matches. I expect our wrestlers to work things out so the majority of matches have decisive winners (although I personally would to see Upvote and Downvote end a draw). Commentary can chime in whenever they’d like to.
cool
I'm ready to show my brother that Floating Brand Cardboardâ„¢ is, in fact, superior to solid concrete. My mobility, toxicity and ability to control the mood of the crowd will be the factors for my victory over Upvote.