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Catn has come to make an announcement, elmco’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on Catn's fucking wife. That’s right, he took his little dick out and he pissed on Catn's fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And Catn said “that’s disgusting!†So he's making a callout post on his twitter. com. Elmco, Catn says that you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what Catn dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. Elmco fucked Catn's wife so guess what, he's gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, HIS SUPER LAZER PISS. Except Catn is not gonna piss on the earth, he is gonna go higher. he's pissing on the MOOOOOON. How do you like that, OBAMA? HE PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of his fucking sight before he piss on you too!