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Setting the expectations low
A character I know nothing about teleports into a random street in Shibuya. The first thing they find is a gashacon on the floor which they pick up and transform with "Transmation sequence!" They then say a bunch of transformy words then say the name of the form "Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare XBOX ONE!" They transform into Call Of Duty guy and order a tactical nuke on LeBlanc as well as two number 9s.
The Masquerade, a group of masked heroes who would appear out of nowhere to save the day, heard what he said, and went off to protect Leblanc, Flame guarding from above with the leader's persona Evy, Dazle guarding from inside, and Twilight, waiting at the door for whatever chaos was to come,
(edited by MaskedTwilight)
I said setting the expectations low not desecrating the dead horse that is my hope for humanity
Flame carefully examined the area, and even the sky, Twilight looked for any enemy that might be coming, and Dazle looking for enemies that might be inside "What is with people attacking Leblanc?" Twilight asked
A powerful enemy approached Leblanc. Unbeknownst to the bumbling trio, their biggest enemy wasn't an influential figure or powerful deity, but the Boss himself. In front of the doorway stood him, signing over the deed to Lil Gideon so he can retire. After acquiring the deed to the cafe, Lil Gideon pushes a large red button given to him by Sojiro. This button, being a self-destruct button, caused a fiery explosion to erupt in Leblanc's boiler room. Before long, every room in the cafe was shrouded in flames, with the walls crumbling in on themselves. Shrek takes a picture from afar "Yep. This one's going in my destroyed Leblanc compilation."
Evy shields Flame with her wings when the explosion occurs, then they rush inside and hurry to get everyone out, Twilight quickly rushing to help, they find that Dazle got injured and Evy carefully carries her out, and they get all of the ones unconscious from the blast out first and help everyone who was hurt but conscious out second, and the people who were pretty much alright helped get everyone out, then those who remained got out together as cops swarmed the area, Twilight coughed a little bit, but she was fine
The cops go away after Gideon shows them the deed and his killing license