"Where are you, Akechi? I'm still going to execute you!" He begins frantically searching for Akechi everywhere.

Ya think on;y Persona 5, Zelda and Fire Emblem has warriors games? Ya forgetting the OG. I am not the OG, but I'm as close as ya gonna get. Siddown and watch as I clean these fools away from my Odawara Castle. *Ujiyasu throws a bomb above a crowd of enemies and shoots it with a gun hidden in his cane, causing the bomb to explode, killing all the enemies with the shrapnel.* KO Count: 56

(Don't start, this wasn't a shitposters club post, it's an actual roleplay, your responses are invalid for they are shitposts)

Explain yer damn RP more clearly then, ya brat. For one, we don't have a damn clue what this "Legend of the Chaos Dragon" is nor do we know the premise of the entire thing . All ya said was " Portals opened in the sky. Monsters fell from the portals. You know some legend I ain't gonna tell you." and that's all. No direction. No story. Nothin. Then, when people try to do somethin, you have the gall to complain that we ain't doin it right? Second, what did ya expect us ta do? Ya basing this RP on Warriors and Ya didn't expect us to mow down the enemies by the dozen like we were mowing the front lawn? Yer expectations are way too high. Telling people in a warriors game not to kill enemies is like tellin a wild lion not to kill a juicy gazelle for food. and as I said above, YA NEVER GAVE US DIRECTIONS ON WHAT TA DO IN THE FIRST PLACE? I was tryin ta play along with the Warriors style thing despite everything, but it seems ya have far to much expectations for ya participants to read ya mind. Perhaps ya should think about givin us a bit of direction instead of droppin us in the middle of somethin an sayin " You have to do what I want ya to do but I ain't gonna tell ya what that is. Have fun, suckers." Use some brain cells or somethin. I dunno. Geez. Like the guy below me says, put some effort into it. Maybe we'd decide to care a bit more if ya did.

Maybe you should try putting actual effort into your writing then people wouldn't think it was fair game to "shitpost". The shitposts are still better than anything you've done.

"Where are you, Akechi? I'm still going to execute you!" He begins frantically searching for Akechi everywhere. Tsk as if! Akechi laughs and eats pancakes from his super mega ultra hyper and really really secret hideout, which can only be acessed by knowing his password. Which is totally not 12345

Niko appears in the secret hideout through the secret Nyelvet Room door. "Hello dummy!" He immediately downs Akechi and murders the fuck out of him offscreen.

You killed meeeeeeh And with that, Akechi dies offscreen and his day was ruined. Thanks to Niko now no one will know where he hid his 1 trillion dollars or something like that but most of all now a stack of pancakes has been orphaned and they too will suffer a miserable fate, how cruel.

A word of advice to add onto things here: if you’re trying to start a roleplay, at least bother with the intro. As our lovely Warriors dude said earlier, we have little to no context as to what this is besides the franchises involved. We don’t know for the most part what the bloody hell a chaos dragon is unless we’ve played FE Awakening, and we don’t know what the heck these monsters are. A good roleplay intro gives a quick framework of the setting, and usually doesn’t just throw you into the plot like a ragdoll into oncoming traffic. You establish a time and place, give some details, and let things naturally flow from there. -HS

Susie drive by in Lancer's bike "GAAAAAAAAAY!" And Susie ran over some monsters while driving away

I do Citrus Vegeance, killing all enemies in a wide arc around me KO Count: 69

OOC: Actually there are at least two different Chaos Dragons in Fire Emblem, the evil dragon god Duma and the Fell Dragon Grima. And that's only if you don't count the like, dozen other evil dragons like... Medeus? From the first one.and also not counting Anankos from Fates as evil. And then there's also the Chaos God Yune from the Tellius Series, the Demon King, Loptyr..... There's a whole lot of evil Chaos whatevers. Most of whom are dragons

(The Chaos Dragon from fire emblem warriors, you would need to find the royals of the kingdom to have any chance against the dragon, Enemies that would be fought against: shadows, enemies from the fire emblem series, and enemies from the legend of Zelda twilight princess Location: the field in Aytolis (I spelled that wrong, I just know it) Time: sometime in the afternoon What I was expecting: the players pulling out a weapon (like a gun or sword) and attacking the enemies so I can slip them into the first plot point without to much difficulty)

OOC: But we did that. Me and Itsuki did that. We pulled out a weapon (My cane and his feet) and we attacked. Then you complained about it. What's your damage, Kid? Also, the enemies from Zelda are called Bokoblins.

(Not like that, that would be an attack that would take charging up, I meant like you shooting enemies as you slide past the large group, but not killing all of them at once, and there are other enemies in twilight princess, not just bokoblins, there are chuchus, and many enemies)

OOC: In Hyrule Warriors, the minion type enemies in that game are Bokoblins. And I used a Musou attack. You can get those without attacking enemies through certain items, even having some at the beginning with certain artifacts in Samurai Warriors. So no, it doesn't necessarily need "Charge time".

(You haven’t played a Warriors game, have you.)

(This isn't Hyrule warriors, it only has twilight princess of the Zelda games, it's fire emblem warriors, mixed with Zelda twilight princess and persona 5, and they are different, you don't get items in fire emblem warriors except for weapons that have to wait before and after the round to be equipped, if it were Hyrule warriors I would say Hyrule warriors instead of legend of Zelda)

You're basing the entire premise on a Warriors game, sweetheart. You don't getta be picky when I use warriors mechanics in your warriors based RP to kill enemies Warriors style. But I know I'm wasting my time. Ya killed another RP with your paranoia, shitty writing and overly pickiness. Congrats.

(You’d expect a Warriors crossover to have, you know, Warriors mechanics but we’re kinda talking in circles. Point is, just dropping in enemies isn’t working. Kind of describe what’s going on so we know what to do outside of, you know, guns blazing. I did something kinda like this in Virus Infestation with the Shadow swarm, although that was more of a wave-based battle than anything.)

(Fire emblem warriors is different, and it's a bunch of enemies from Twilight Princess, enemies from fire emblem, and shadows from persona 5, random mix)

( if it's a random mix, then why don't you let other random things get mixed in. this is racism !)

ADD AMAZONS, NYAH! FOR ME, YOUR BESTIE! PLEASE TWILI!

(Okay, for the first of you The enemies are random, that's all that's random, overpowered moves like the two at the beginning unless charged up will not be counted, since the style of fire emblem warriors is in some ways different from Hyrule warriors, plus it's not racism if I don't even know anything about you except that you are a shitposter, And two, Jaguar, how many times must I tell you? You're not my friend, nor my best friend, it takes a lot to be my best friend, and pissing me off constantly is not how that is done, if you want a friendship with me, I suggest you actually try to get along with me, which from experience you suck at, best friend, from me is a rare title, but let me give you some examples of friends and best friends: Gleamstar is my friend, and the mere sight of their accounts doesn't annoy me, fact I really liked role-playing with one of Gleamstar's accounts in particular, Archer, he is one of my best friends, Kaito-Tanuki, best friend, Elian, I see them as my friend, though that might be one-sided... but I don't constantly call them my best friend and refer to myself as their best friend even after they state that I ain't even their friend,)

(That's rich coming from you)

(If I could delete your replies to this thread I very well would)

(Before things get too heated, lemme address some points. 1. The racism thing was just a funnee joke. But also a valid point since they actually were roleplaying relatively seriously - only killing a group of enemies Warriors-style. 2. Jaguar’s best friend thing is a joke. Don’t take it too seriously. The person behind it is a fairly chill guy though so might not hurt to chat with him if you have a problem. Anyway, this has devolved into random chatter. Shall we return to killing hordes of enemies as YHVH intended? Also, don’t mind Itsuki. 99% sure that’s Mona. Don’t take him too seriously.)

(It was mainly the "default dances to kills every monster immediately" that pissed me off, and what Nico did, and every time I encounter Jaguar they piss me off, at first I actually roleplayed with them for a bit but they kept making me want to rip my hair out, and then start claiming we're best friends when really, I don't really like them all that much, now if I wanted someone overly cheery and always trying to be positive that's likes clashing with plotlines ad my friend I would like them a lot, since that describes them, but I don't want a friend like that, I like a nice, clean plotline, sometimes negative, other times positive, and either having a kind of dark personality or a normal one, my most cheery friend plays five nights at Freddy's, or at least knows plenty about it, but I would like to roleplay with you, Hundred-S)

(If pissing you off is all i've done, then let's just call us even and leave it at that)

(As I’m also Gleamstar, you have already roleplayed with me. Small world, isn’t it? But anyway, I can see your main struggle is dealing with shitposters. That makes sense, as it takes experience to roll with the punches. But anyway, this isn’t the best place for that chat, and it’s getting late. Perhaps we can reuse the room we made for you earlier for more advice-giving. Goodnight, and if you revive this plot, good luck. P.S. - Mona please go to sleep as well.)

(suddenly embarrassed Okay... make that two accounts...)