a slime a weak vulnerable slime

I'll vote for myself, Dante the Devil Slayer baby! Let's rock.

I vote for a weed please

Slime from the Shin Megami Tensei series

Katakirauwa, the SMT demon that’s weak to everything

super saiyan 3 luigi

Ultra instinct shaggy

a slime a weak vulnerable slime Well now you have to specify

Moon Lord from Terarria. You are now all dead from the Phantasm Death Beam

A pitiful slime that is pathetically weak. Like the slime protag from that one isekai but without cool isekai protag powers.

A pitiful slime that is pathetically weak. Like the slime protag from that one isekai but without cool isekai protag powers. Does it have an ahoge?

Of course not. What is this, Danganronpa?

I will go with slime for this story. The rest will be side characters. You are a demonic slime with almost no powers wandering the streets of Shinjuku with your other slime and pixie budies. Along the way you notice ordinary people pretending you don't exist as well as gay magical girls acknoledging your existence but being too busy making out to do anything. Out of the corner of your eye you notice Joker and Donkey Kong conversing suspiciously in an alleyway. A police officer has noticed your prescence and has threatened you with a gun. How do you respond?

as well as gay magical girls acknoledging your existence but being too busy making out to do anything. How do you respond? lowkey disrespectful lmao i grovel at his feet and apologize for being such a worthless specimen

I eat the gun

Eat gun and tell the cop to yamete kudastop

Eat the gun and the cop. Or at least his clothes.

You envelop the gun in your acidic body. This causes both the gun and his hand to melt. The cop, now bleeding eratically, falls backwards with you on his arm. You land on his chest, burning through it and eating his heart, killing him. All the ordinary citizens are on their phones so they still don't notice. The Hero, however, noticed this interaction and came to stop you. He points the Legendary Sword at you. How do you respond?

Run into an alleyway so you can lure the so called Hero into a trap

Whilst default dancing

Claim to be worth -3 EXP

You run into an alleyway, trying to lure The Hero into a trap. However, it was YOU who got lured into a trap. For the alleyway you ran into was home of the legendary smash brothers, Joker and Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong beats his chest and speaks in a language you can't understand, "Ook! Ook! (Hey, don't you know how rude it is to interupt someone? Maybe I oughta return the favor with a banana slamma!" Joker, speaking in a language foreign to a demonic entity such as yourself as well, runs in front of you and uses Rebel's Guard. How do you respond?

Melt into the ground and get everyone's shoes all icky

banana slamma.