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A summary of the Leblanc coffee incident
On May 3rd 2017, a, innocent-looking topic titled "Cafe Leblanc's secret ingredient" popped up. However, upon closer examination it was made by -AkiraKurusu-, someone many will be able to easily recognize. Of course, the post immediately went in the direction many of us expected, with Akira claiming to insert his semen in every single item served. Chaos quickly ensued. Many people commented, either disgusted, aroused, or terrified.

Sojiro sat there, shouting, completely horrified of what this boy he had taken in has been doing behind his back. Ruining his business and causing it to be shut down. Meanwhile, Yusuke had spent the entire time during this chaos attempting to seduce Akira, which only led to his rejection. Though in the end, Sojiro called for help from Pucci, and help was received. The universe was reset, saving Sojiro's business. Yusuke was, however, still rejected.
Oh my god nice work narrator
I understand better, unfortunately... thank you for this magical story
Nice job, Kitagawa.
This one was you, right?
I also extracted the semen and sold it on the Deep Web for a fortune.
It was indeed me. It is painful to write about one's own rejection.
Perfection
Be prepared for bastard children on the other side of the world, Akira kun.
Good job Kitagawa, a lot better than I would have done if I tried.
dont let the best of phansite feature this pls i will hate myself