A full summary of the Naked_Mitsuru incident
Before Mishima got around to adding avatars or picture links, all we had to work with was text and a forum. It was simple, and shitposting was slightly less prevelant than it is now. A post was made on the forums on April 24th, from a user named "Naked_Mitsuru", it seemed to be a smut roleplay thread of some kind, though the question of the entire thread being ironic or not is still up for debate. Regardless, people replied. Most were not into the post whatsoever, urging Mitsuru not to enact her plan of putting sharp objects into her vagina. Eventually, like any thread, people lost interest and moved on to other things. As a result, the thread was considered dead, even after it's large number of replies. <br> <br> That was, until a few days later. Every once in a while, a jokester would find the thread in the deeper part of the forums and bump it, enticing a heap of new replies. This went on for some time, even prompting Mishima to consider killing the thread. Eventually, a group of shitposters came up with an idea: Get the post to 666 replies, and even to 1,000 if possible. The game was on, and throughout the entirety of May 3rd, people would spam and bump the thread in hopes of reaching their goal. Then, today on May 4th; the goal was reached. The 666th reply was posted by IamThou; and the thread was locked from any further replies, likely by Mishima himself. <br> <br> As of now, tribute threads are being made, and similar accounts are being created in hopes of capturing the same feeling as the original post. Regardless of what happens next, if the sheer fact that a thread titled "Mmm I'm in my bed" managing to be one of, if not the most replied to threads on the site doesn't clue you in to this site's userbase, then nothing will.
A summary of the Leblanc coffee incident
On May 3rd 2017, a, innocent-looking topic titled "Cafe Leblanc's secret ingredient" popped up. However, upon closer examination it was made by -AkiraKurusu-, someone many will be able to easily recognize. Of course, the post immediately went in the direction many of us expected, with Akira claiming to insert his semen in every single item served. Chaos quickly ensued. Many people commented, either disgusted, aroused, or terrified. <br> <br> Sojiro sat there, shouting, completely horrified of what this boy he had taken in has been doing behind his back. Ruining his business and causing it to be shut down. Meanwhile, Yusuke had spent the entire time during this chaos attempting to seduce Akira, which only led to his rejection. Though in the end, Sojiro called for help from Pucci, and help was received. The universe was reset, saving Sojiro's business. Yusuke was, however, still rejected.
A Summary of the Haru incident
On May 3rd, Haru Okumura created a thread called "How do I tell someone that I love them" where she asked for advice on how to win the heart of a lover. Several joke answers came up and Haru, driven semi-insane due to getting electricuted by Sojiro Sakura's sink next to the outlet at his cafe, took these prank advices, which includes strapping a bomb and forcing her lover to say " I love you too" or else she would blow herself and the forums up. A few moments later, she then created a thread expressing her love to IamThou. She had prepared some gifts for him, but also went with the bomb plan. Due to IamThou hesitating on saying "I Love you too", Haru's bomb exploded and temporarily brought down the forums. Even Mishima did not have a fix for this. <br> -> Continued