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We are recorders. Our duty is to observe. But as I continue to record the entity known as Phansite, I begin to find myself filled with very strange emotions.

About Phansite Thots
There are many thots on the phansite. The most recognized ones are: Naked_Mitsuru, AkirasDickCheese, and Ann_Takamaki. <br> <br> These accounts post very lewd threads and are very relentless in their work. Should a thot account be taken down, more thots create another as either a duplicate of the old account or have an entirely new name. <br> <br> Thots are known to use tons of cringy emoji in their posts and have been known to piss off a lot of phansite users. Their threads are disruptive to the phansite environment and their actions should not be copied by anyone else.
A Summary of AkirasDickCheese
AkirasDickCheese is a user who shitposts a lot and is very racist and thottish in behavior. Some people believe his shitposts have caused the phansite forums to break. <br> <br> If you ever encounter AkirasDickCheese, please be careful and say &quot;THOT BE GONE&quot; to his stupid face.
A plea from your narrator
It's hard to keep track of what's going on. <br> So I cast the spell; <br> <br> THOT BE GONE
A full summary of the Naked_Mitsuru incident
Before Mishima got around to adding avatars or picture links, all we had to work with was text and a forum. It was simple, and shitposting was slightly less prevelant than it is now. A post was made on the forums on April 24th, from a user named &quot;Naked_Mitsuru&quot;, it seemed to be a smut roleplay thread of some kind, though the question of the entire thread being ironic or not is still up for debate. Regardless, people replied. Most were not into the post whatsoever, urging Mitsuru not to enact her plan of putting sharp objects into her vagina. Eventually, like any thread, people lost interest and moved on to other things. As a result, the thread was considered dead, even after it's large number of replies. <br> <br> That was, until a few days later. Every once in a while, a jokester would find the thread in the deeper part of the forums and bump it, enticing a heap of new replies. This went on for some time, even prompting Mishima to consider killing the thread. Eventually, a group of shitposters came up with an idea: Get the post to 666 replies, and even to 1,000 if possible. The game was on, and throughout the entirety of May 3rd, people would spam and bump the thread in hopes of reaching their goal. Then, today on May 4th; the goal was reached. The 666th reply was posted by IamThou; and the thread was locked from any further replies, likely by Mishima himself. <br> <br> As of now, tribute threads are being made, and similar accounts are being created in hopes of capturing the same feeling as the original post. Regardless of what happens next, if the sheer fact that a thread titled &quot;Mmm I'm in my bed&quot; managing to be one of, if not the most replied to threads on the site doesn't clue you in to this site's userbase, then nothing will.
A Complete History of the Phansite
[farts]
A summary of the Leblanc coffee incident
On May 3rd 2017, a, innocent-looking topic titled &quot;Cafe Leblanc's secret ingredient&quot; popped up. However, upon closer examination it was made by -AkiraKurusu-, someone many will be able to easily recognize. Of course, the post immediately went in the direction many of us expected, with Akira claiming to insert his semen in every single item served. Chaos quickly ensued. Many people commented, either disgusted, aroused, or terrified. <br> <br> Sojiro sat there, shouting, completely horrified of what this boy he had taken in has been doing behind his back. Ruining his business and causing it to be shut down. Meanwhile, Yusuke had spent the entire time during this chaos attempting to seduce Akira, which only led to his rejection. Though in the end, Sojiro called for help from Pucci, and help was received. The universe was reset, saving Sojiro's business. Yusuke was, however, still rejected.
Akira is at it again
Even *I* don't want to document this shit
A Summary of the Haru incident
On May 3rd, Haru Okumura created a thread called &quot;How do I tell someone that I love them&quot; where she asked for advice on how to win the heart of a lover. Several joke answers came up and Haru, driven semi-insane due to getting electricuted by Sojiro Sakura's sink next to the outlet at his cafe, took these prank advices, which includes strapping a bomb and forcing her lover to say &quot; I love you too&quot; or else she would blow herself and the forums up. A few moments later, she then created a thread expressing her love to IamThou. She had prepared some gifts for him, but also went with the bomb plan. Due to IamThou hesitating on saying &quot;I Love you too&quot;, Haru's bomb exploded and temporarily brought down the forums. Even Mishima did not have a fix for this. <br> -&gt; Continued
A Summary of the Haru incident
After the forums were restored, Haru managed to survive her own bomb and ended up taking IamThou to her Mansion, where she had strapped him to a chair. IamThou had been sending secret messages in his &quot;HARU IS BEST GIRL&quot; thread asking for help from other users of the site. Those who have given the prank love advices felt responsible for the situation and managed to bust him out of Haru's torture mansion and got him to safety at Sojiro's cafe. IamThou is now laying low for a while, trying to avoid getting caught by Haru Okumura. <br> <br> FIN
A Summary of the Haru incident
Unfortunately, this will be the only thread I will contribute recording any special event happened on this website. If anyone wishes to post any phansite forum history, the password for this account is &quot;storytime&quot;. Please do not post anything other than records using this account. <br> <br>
Free refreshments after the apocalypse
It could hardly be called a good day. Chaos had struck earlier this morning, causing everything to vanish, in an event that could only be likened to an apocalypse. <br> Despite this, some people continued unfazed. Such as the owner of Cafe LeBlanc, a small place in Yongen-Jaya. <br> A single Sojiro Sakura seemed unbothered by the disaster as he flipped the sign open on his shop and announced free coffee and pancakes (first serving only). One might say this was a crazy move, but one thing could not be ignored. <br> Even with offering free coffee, this was probably the busiest day for his cafe in a long time. <br> <br> Being the only place open after the apocalypse probably helped.
A Summary of the Haru incident
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Akira is at it again
Good idea
Summary of the Leblanc Coffee trouble
Sorry I'm late. <br> Here, let me recap. <br> [Clears throat] <br> <br> So Akira jizzed in Boss' curry and coffee and Sojiro got pissed after realizing everyone was consuming semen. Yusuke got rejected by daddy Akira and then the universe reset after Sojiro called Pucci for help.
Summary of the Leblanc Coffee trouble
Narrator accepts the position as new Narrator
Why am I still here?
Sojiro Sakura silently weeped in the corner. Who could blame him? 50,000 is a huge loss, and to have the one you took in dump semen into your coffee? What an asshole.
Akira is at it again
Are you typing it on Kitagawa or are you also on the Narrator doing it <br>
Akira is at it again
After the first narrator I jumped on for the sake of the meme but jeesh now actual noteworthy stuff is happening? <br> I didn't sign up for this.

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