A Summary of the Haru incident

Narrator

On May 3rd, Haru Okumura created a thread called "How do I tell someone that I love them" where she asked for advice on how to win the heart of a lover. Several joke answers came up and Haru, driven semi-insane due to getting electricuted by Sojiro Sakura's sink next to the outlet at his cafe, took these prank advices, which includes strapping a bomb and forcing her lover to say " I love you too" or else she would blow herself and the forums up. A few moments later, she then created a thread expressing her love to IamThou. She had prepared some gifts for him, but also went with the bomb plan. Due to IamThou hesitating on saying "I Love you too", Haru's bomb exploded and temporarily brought down the forums. Even Mishima did not have a fix for this.
-> Continued

Souji Seta

So we have a narrator now for all our RP-shitposts?

Kitagawa

Perhaps some day we will have a massive amount of lore based off of mistakes and shitposts, similar to the original Twitch Plays Pokemon.

Joker

I....
*sigh*

As much as my logical side of me that demons order wants me to reel in shitposters, I can't help but deny the charm that they bring to the forums.

Boss

OOC
where be VaatiVidya my boys?

Narrator

After the forums were restored, Haru managed to survive her own bomb and ended up taking IamThou to her Mansion, where she had strapped him to a chair. IamThou had been sending secret messages in his "HARU IS BEST GIRL" thread asking for help from other users of the site. Those who have given the prank love advices felt responsible for the situation and managed to bust him out of Haru's torture mansion and got him to safety at Sojiro's cafe. IamThou is now laying low for a while, trying to avoid getting caught by Haru Okumura.

FIN

Kitagawa

@Joker

Honestly, I feel shitposting is alright in moderation and when done mostly for jokes and not to offend people. We all joke around and shitpost sometimes.

SatoNishima

Better love story than Twilight lol

Boss

I think that stuff that just is....funny and brings activity is fine. Withing moderation.the "NakedMitsuru" incident is proof. We have hallmarks but it shouldn't get super out of hand

Narrator

Unfortunately, this will be the only thread I will contribute recording any special event happened on this website. If anyone wishes to post any phansite forum history, the password for this account is "storytime". Please do not post anything other than records using this account.

Joker

OOC:
@Kitagawa - I agree. Most of my forum upbringing has been running a tight ship, so this has been a solid experience for me and learning to just let go.

@Boss - I'm assuming that's a lore reference, and you're not actually expecting Vaati himself?

Hibiki

A narrator account. Fucking ingenious.

jollyvaporeon

uh, narrator... i guess you wren't here for the last time someone posted their password on the site, huh..?

Aki-Joker

Can I hire you Narrator?

I need someone to make everything dramatic!

KunikazuOkumura

Why would you give my daughter such advice. Who will take over my empire now?

Narrator

This account is free to use for anyone, if you wish to use it for entertainment purposes, you may.

Boss

@Joker hey, once the DS series ends he'll need work

Mementos4all

aNoTHEr aCCoUnT foR tHE COLLecTiVE

Hibiki

a Narrator account is a neat idea but I'm afraid of what some people might do with it given previous events

VaatiVidya

Don't worry, I will always uphold the lore

NotAJojoReference

L o r e

Kitagawa

Are we able to write about past lore? -AkiraKurusu- and Fatposter must be properly documented.

NotAJojoReference

Yes pls

VaatiVidya

I wasn't there for those

hazama

This is partially my fault. What have I done?

Kitagawa

@hazama

You have created a legend.

-Mementos-

Thanks to whoever made this, thanks it should be helpful to keep everything documented

IamThou

Please document the other incidents Thank you very much!