I would like some grass for my yard

I want a ham and cheese sandwich.

grass. i heard its a good anti depressant.

You should have a ❤️-to-❤️ talk with your sister, Miss Niijima. I'm sure she's going through her own problems right now.

Miss Niijima... Are you a legal dispenser?

So thats some yard grass, a sandwich, some anti depressants and one whole heart to heart? And yes, I am a very legal dispenser. I even work in the law.

i want to plant my own tree

Can I get an Eternal Punishment PSP localization?
Thanks in advance.

That localization might be a bit beyond me, mate.

Go ahead and plant your own tree, pancake.

I apologize. I'm a junior PI, and my client says that a woman was illegally distributing certain luxuries and stealing her business. If you work under the law, perhaps we can help each other.

Welp, can't say I didn't try.

Guess I'll just have to wait 10 years for that fan translation

@AdachiImouto who--who was this woman?

@nyarlathotep my apologies, young sir, but it is what it is.

I unfortunately cannot disclose that information, I must remain discreet to my clients. However... Perhaps we can do eachother a favor?

Sorry, Sae-san. Not interested in drugs.

However, if you can get your shady hands on some rare N64 cartridges....

@AdachiImouto What kind of favour are you referring to?

@Miranda_The_Lesbian Drugs? I'd never. N64 cartridges on the other hand... that can be arranged.

I'd like some donuts.

I will tell this client that I found nothing on you. In exchange, I have a scoop for you; do you recall the Inaba case in which Tohru Adachi was convicted? I have evidence that suggests that he was blackmailed by one Yu Narukami. He had a list of accomplices as well... I'm sure if you broke open new revelations in the case, the police would respect you, Niijima-san.

Can't do donuts. Next request?

I'll take some Fatty Tuna

I'd like a booty call. Back dat ass up Nijima

I want duck friends