Hideout (NO cops/Goros allowed!!!!!)

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Mona

I think I got the cops off our tail with that warning, guys. So, shall we charge valiantly into mementos today?

NotAkira

I need money for video games so sure.

TheWorld

how about we fight the wardens

Tatsuya

Are Tatsuya's allowed? If so I'll tag along.

lnari

Does this mean they can't charge me with identity theft?

-Kuma-

Can I come along? I need money for topsicles and the tv world shadows don't give yen anymore!!!

Mona

@Tatsuya sure, I guess?

TheWorld

wrong timeline

Tatsuya

Sweet demon killing is my area of expertise!

TheWorld

fight hitler

Mona

@-Kuma- You'll probably just get fur... or fabric in the Mona car or something...

Persona

*Out of view, a butterfly latches onto Tatsuya's back*

-Kuma-

@Mona Grr...jobs at the expense of my lovely fur are the polar opposite of funny!

-Kuma-

*jokes, even.

Tatsuya

Huh why do I feel something on my back? Ah well I'm sure it's fine... How do we get in here anyways?

Yu-Narukami

@-Kuma-! There you are we have another dancing adventure to go on!

Yu-Narukami

Wait, why are these people here with you?

MynameisIgor

Seems like a good place for rehabilitation

Mona

@-Kuma- Oh, you're polar? You're face is so hideous it's unrecognizable what kind of bear you are

Nozomu

*The shibe barks*

There's room for a dog on the bus, right?

Mona

@Tatsuya we get in by getting in

Mona

@Yu-Narukami we're the Persona-Users United, want to join?

Tatsuya

Fair enough cat. Oh hey Yu haven't seen ya since Leblanc closed.

NotAkira

So, who are our targets today?

Mona

@Tatsuya, Oh yeah! Here's your magnet back, Yuchan!
*Passes small magnet*

Nozomu

*casually climbs in the bus*

I'm bork-ed.

Yu-Narukami

@Tatsuya
Well, without Leblanc, I don't really have anywhere to spend my time.

Tatsuya

@Yu-Narukami yeah same here. I'm thinking about opening my own though.

Mona

@NotAkira I'm not sure? Did you get any new information from Mishima?

Yu-Narukami

@Mona
Thanks, I'm curious what you needed it for but out of politeness, I won't ask.
Persona-Users United don't know what it is but I guess I could help out.

NotAkira

@Mona i heard about some guy who steals pancakes, a coffee vandal, and an annoying squirrel who lives near Yongen. That's all i got.

Mona

@Yu The Persona-Users United is an organization me and Mitsuru opened to be able to settle disputes and locate and take down shadows more efficiently. Strength in numbers, after all.

Tatsuya

I guess we could target Lnari and make him stop pretending to be Inari.

Mona

@NotAkira do we have names?

Nozomu

*shibe paws at @Mona

I wanna board :(

lnari

@Tatsuya good luck with that

Mona

Hey, Lnari, you just won one hundred million yen!
All you need to do to receive the money is to give us your full name.

lnari

@Mona Oh shit, really?

lnari

Tatsuya knows it

Mona

Yeah, full name, please?

Tatsuya

We also need your address to to send it you see.

NotAkira

@Mona i have names. Goro Akechi, -TheAkiraKurusu, and Vincent Nutson. respectively.

Mona

Goro Akechi's heart can't be changed.
We can do the other 2, though

-Kuma-

@Mona Grr...you think you're funny, but you can't even make good puns! You're just...a catastrophe!

-Kuma-

@Yu-Narukami Sensei, I don't wanna dance anymore, unless Rise-chan, Chie-chan, Yukiko-chan, and Nao-chan are wearing more cute outfits!

Tatsuya

Also Lnari claims his name is Real Inari so punch that in Mona.

Yu-Narukami

@-Kuma- Same as always, huh.

-Kuma-

@Yu-Narukami I am a lady's bear, Sensei. I've been working hard to master the art of 'swag', as all the other people say about you.

Sae Niijima

Time to bust this hideout.

NotAkira

Let's do this then! Mishima already made the posts. Let us venture into Underground Subway Tartarus!

Tatsuya

Try it Sae and you'll see how strong Persona can be out here in the real world.

-Kuma-

@Sae Niijima â¤_â¤ Meeee-ow-ow-ow...I think I spy an unbearably hot babe. Ms, I think you've put my heart under bearrest!

Mona

@-Kuma- you're just a pervy bearsuit. If you hadn't already awakened to your persona, we'd be rushing through your palace as we speak. Wouldn't be that hard, though. Afterall, who would work security for you? The shadows would be all like, "Screw this pervy bearsuit, i'd rather hang out with clown shoes over here" or "Your not that strong, but your sure a match for ol' what's-his-face".

Tatsuya

Can the mascots stop tearing into each other?

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Are the mascots going at it? Good....

Mona

I'll stop if he shuts the up

Mona

@Sae Try and bring the cops here, see what happens

Tatsuya

Fair you two can sort it. As for you Goro I'll end you if need be.

Yu-Narukami

@-Kuma-'s not that bad. I mean sure he can be a little over energetic when it comes to girl's but at the end of the day, he's there when we need him most.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

I'm Crow not Goro....can you not see my name?

Yu-Narukami

I sense a large amount of malice from @CrowNotGoroAkechi. I don't think you should trust them.

Tatsuya

I see your name yes.. I'm also thinking it's a lie.

Mona

@CrowNotGoroAkechi have you met our leader Kuma? Let me introduce the two of you

CrowNotGoroAkechi

What the fuck man I'm just trying to be a good boy....I'm not Akechi!

Mona

>"I'm just trying to be a good boy"
>"What the fuck man"
>"I'm not Akechi!"
>"...."

Hibiki_Kuze

On of my friends was a cop before the Septentrions destroyed the world is he allowed in here?

Tatsuya

Oddly specific denial there "Crow".

-Kuma-

@Mona Hey, you're the one who started it, saying I'd shed my beautiful fur all over your stupid catbus! But, I'll stop arguing if you will, because I respect you for helping out your friends the way you do! ...well, and for being so persistent in pursuit of a certain panther. That's the sign of true love in Teddie land, never giving up!

CrowNotGoroAkechi

I'M NOT GORO FUCKING AKECHI I'M JUST CROW I SWEAR

Tatsuya

Ok then prove it to us.. I want you to run naked through Tokyo. Sine as obsessed with his rep as Goro would never do that.

NotAkira

I know the smell of pancakes and daddy issues anywhere, Akechi

Mona

H-Hey! ...I don't have crushes! I'M the one who is sought after!

-Kuma-

@CrowNotGoroAkechi Also, you're not fooling anyone, Akechi-baby.

Tatsuya

Someone*

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Fuck.... okay

I'm only 25% Goro Akechi

NotAkira

what's the rest?

-Kuma-

Even here in Inaba, people talk about the great thief Mona and his purrsuit of Panther. You'll get her one day, Teddie will cheer you on! ...even if you're trying to tear at my beautiful fur with your words.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Sike I'm 0% Goro Akechi

Tatsuya

Ok so is it done yet? I also need a video to be sure.

Mona

@-Kuma- W-whatever! That's... irrelevant. Let's just go after today's shadows, okay!

Yu-Narukami

Well, glad to see you two finally getting along.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Yeah I did but I didn't video it because I don't have friends.....I don't need friends

-Kuma-

@Mona Hahaha, you're not so bad after all. Let's go beat up Akechi-baby since he's trying to bust up the hideout.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

The fuck I'm not Akechi

-Kuma-

@CrowNotGoroAkechi You're crowing to be a pain in our butts!

Mona

@CrowNotGoroAkechi you just won one hundered million yen! All we need is your full name

CrowNotGoroAkechi

My full name? First name: Crow Middle Name: Not Last Name: GoroAkechi.....when will I get my money?

Mona

You answered the question wrong. No money!

-Kuma-

Sorry, Akechi-baby. MonaMona and I are gonna go on a huge topsicle spending spree now with the money that could have been yours.

Mona

I never agred to this!

-Kuma-

Shhhh, you'll blow our cover! Grr, how are we supposed to goad Akechi-baby now!?

Yu-Narukami

First Name: Yu Middle name: N/A Last Name: Narukami Do I get a cash prize now?

-Kuma-

Sensei noooo!!!!

Sunbreaker-Titan

@Mona Like the great Titan Saint-14, LET THERE BE A CRUSADE TO PRUGE THE DARKNESS!!!

AdachiImouto

Are we signing up for free money? I'm in.

First name: Sayaka Middle Name: (NONE) Last name: Adachi

Migrant

Did someone mention free money?

First name: Mi Middle name: gra Last Name: nt

Magatsu-Picaro

well I kinda need a job since I got out of prison, mind if I help Morganya? First name: Tohru Middle name: N/A Last name: Adachi oh hey sis @AdachiImouto oh still looking for the so-called Truth Yu-kun? @Yu-Narukami

IRLGoroAkechi

*walks in* Oh hello and good evening!

Saihara-Shuichi

This hideout isn't big enough for us both Detectives, Akechi.
Please...leave.

-Kuma-

Akechi is cuter, so he should get to stay!

I mean, what?

Yu-Narukami

For a detective free zone, this place has a lot of detectives.

Saihara-Shuichi

But, the thing is....I'm no idol Detective...nor a good Detective at all. And I'm not on the "Phantom Thief" case. I'm just a student..really. So don't mind me.
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Sorry about being crass...

Yu-Narukami

You're the strangest detective I think I've met so far.

Saihara-Shuichi

Well compared to those you have met so far...I'm guessing are not Ultimates?
And are probably better than me, to be fair. I only solved one simple case.
http://danganronpa.wikia.com/wiki/Sprites:Shuichi_Saihara?file=Shuichi_Saihara_Halfbody_Sprites_(9).png

Yu-Narukami

I'm not sure about the ultimate thing but my friend Naoto used to be called the detective prince.

Saihara-Shuichi

Oh? I've heard of Shirogane before!
Actually...quite a few people compare me to her for some reason...
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Tatsuya

Hmm I can't guess why.

-Kuma-

Well, you're nowhere as cute as Nao-chan! I don't see it at all!

Saihara-Shuichi

Well...thank you anyways

IRLGoroAkechi

Well well well then.

AdachiImouto

@Magatsu-Picaro
Hi, Oniichan!! we're getting a bigger TV with this free money, right?

@Yu-Narukami
Strictly speaking, I'm a PI, not a detective. You might say I'm... Watching for the unusual.

drug-lord-Sae-Nijima

I heard this was a police free zone, so I turned up during my night jobâ„¢
Anyone wanna buy some goods?

Mona

I'm going to have to admit this, the free money was a trick to try and get Akechi to admit he was Akechi.

CrowNotGoroAkechi

But I'm not. Just look at face.

Mona

Alright, if your not Akechi, than what's your persona?

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Loki fam....

Mona

...Loki... Is Akechi's persona...

AdachiImouto

Do you need me to escort him out, Mona?

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Ummmm noooooo.....it's....it's really not.....ummm....Jk Mara is my persona goodbye now

Mona

Make sure to do it as violently as possible, please

Tatsuya

Wow I can't believe he fell for that!

Mona

I know, Akechi's such an idiot

-Mishima-

whao, akechi is not an idiot, he is what we call,not mentally developed yet

Tatsuya

Except when he's a genius like in the casino, Funnily enough he only seems smart when he's helping you guys.

AdachiImouto

If he comes back, I may have to lancepoke him. My apologies if it comes to that

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Yes......everything is not going according to plan...

Mona

@Tatsuya true. Maybe he should be the next person Igor rehabilitates.

Migrant

You were discussing detectives earlier, but clearly detectives are allowed in here. It just says no cops or Goros.

Also Mona, you're on the hook for my free money.

Mona

No free money!

Migrant

What, did Joker spend it all on summoning Satanael?

Mona

No... that's -not what I meant... We're not giving away any of our hard earned cash!

Migrant

Apparently that's why Goros aren't welcome, you're no Robin Hoods.

Mona

Bump

Skull

Akechi gets free money?
Hey I'm Akechi, I'll take some of that.

Mona

It's Akechi, guys! Let's kill him!

Yu-Narukami

Izanagi-no-Okami! Ziodyne!

Magatsu-Picaro

@AdachiImouto not for some time little sis, I still have bills to pay but for now let's earn our keep by devastating this ripoff of me! Magatsu Izanagi! Atom smasher!

Mona

Bump

-Kuma-

You better have topsicles if you're bringing the bumps.

AdachiImouto

@Skull
Trying to sneak in, Akechi? Unforgivable.

Elizabeth Bathory.. Bufudyne!

MonasWaifu

*rolls around on carpet*

Mona

Hey! Where'd that carpet come from!

AdachiImouto

Maybe the red carpet just instinctively rolls out wherever you go, Mona.

Mona

Creepy...

-Kuma-

So, little Adachi-baby, how has big Adachi-baby been doing?

AdachiImouto

He's well. Considering we all just beat up Akechi.

...That was actually Akechi in disguise right?