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IamThou
Haru, don't you love me?
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*sniff* *sniff*

Haru...I saw you kiss another woman at LeBlanc.

Don't you love me?

*sniff* *sniff*

I just went through an ordeal, and this is what I see?

*begins to sob*

I...I....I..can't....believe...you...would...d-do....
th-this...to..t-t-to...m...m...me...

*sobbing*

Whyyyyyy......
💔
IamThou
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*Curls up into a ball and cries*
Inari
wut
MonoDj
Oh No.
Firematthew
(OOC: Can someone incharacter get Haru? I can't exactly say I saw this in character...)
IamThou
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*sniff* *sniff*

I....I...I...don't....care..anymore...

*sniff* *sniff*

*sobs*
Firematthew
(OOC:Haru is in the cafe)
IamThou
*Starts to rain*
Firematthew
(OOC: @IamThou You are very good at making a scene sound very sad.)
IamThou
@Firematthew
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*sobs*
Inari
*Unsure of what course of action to take*
IamThou
OOC: This is just outside of LeBlanc, in the alley.
-HaruOkamura-
@IamThou
Did I ever say I didn't love you?~
IamThou
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*sniff*

*sobs*
-HaruOkamura-
@IamThou
Ara Ara~
-Kneels down next to child-
Whats wrong?
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
H-H...Ha-Haru...


What...are you...d-do-doing w-with t-th-that g-girl inside....l-l-LeBlanc?

*sniff*
3xcal1bur
Oh god why is the little kid crying
-HaruOkamura-
@IamThou
Planting the seed of thottiness
3xcal1bur
@-HaruOkamura-
WAIT WHAT
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??
RobowaifuAigis
EVERYONE PLEASE EVACUATE THE AREA
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
NOT A DRILL
Ari3s
EVAC TEAM BRAVO DELTA CHARLIE ALPHA FOXTROT IN BOUND.
3xcal1bur
THOT POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP, THOT!
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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*sniff*

Haru...please...stop being a thot...

*sniff*
P-please...it's...f-for..your own...g-g-g-good.
MonoDj
THOT POLICE!

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MonoDj
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IamThou
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Don't hurt her!

Please! Let me...speak to Haru....

*sniff*

Please....
3xcal1bur
LISTEN TO THE LITTLE KID, HARU.
CEASE THE THOTINESS AND SURRENDER!
-HaruOkamura-
-Uncovers the bomb on my chest-
THIS BOMB IS HOLDING 13000 CHARGES OF THOTTINESS, IF THIS EXPLODES EVERYONE HERE BECOMES A THOT
3xcal1bur
@IamThou
It's too late! shes gone off the deep end of thottiness.
Ari3s
/DOWN ON THE GROUND, HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM./
RobowaifuAigis
@IamThou
Please get away from her
She is putting out maximum thot energy
I believe you know who is involved.
MonoDj
OH NO! CALL THE MILLITARY! @NotAJoJoReference !
3xcal1bur
@-HaruOkamura-
BUT THAT WILL KILL YOU, JUST SURRENDER GODDAMMIT!
-HaruOkamura-
@EVERYONE
TOUCH ME AND I BLOW US ALL TO HIGH HELL
3xcal1bur
TAKE COVER?
3xcal1bur
TAKE COVER!
Ari3s
oH SHIT.

*Ducks for cover.*
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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*Sniff*

Haru...I have been possessed by an evil entity that caused me to be *sniff* a thot...

I had *sniff* said things that I...regret...*sniff*

Please...*sniff* don't...

Don't give in to the thottiness!

I ALMOST KILLED MY FRIENDS BECAUSE OF IT!

*sobs*

Wahhhh!!!!
😭😭😭
MonoDj
TAKING COVER!
3xcal1bur
LAVENZA ITS NOT WORTH IT! SHES TOO THOTTY!
MonoDj
@IamThou You are taking cover too.
3xcal1bur
@IamThou
TAKE COVER!!!
3xcal1bur
@MonoDj
How long will it take for the military to get here?
-HaruOkamura-
-PULLS THE TRIGGER-
GOODBYE EVERYONE
I LOVED YOU ALL
especially you IamThou....
OceanMan1988
STAR PLATINUM THE WORLD

*Haru randomly has no bomb anymore*
MonoDj
NO!!!!
3xcal1bur
AAAAAAA!
IamThou
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*stands up*

*sniff*

G-GO A-AHEAD! SEE I-IF Y-Yo-YOU CAN B-BLOW ME UP!

*cries*
MonoDj
The bomb is gone.
Ari3s
oH FUCK ME IN THA ASSHO WE GON DIE!!
Ari3s
...Oh. Shit. Nvm.
3xcal1bur
LAVENZA HOLY SHIT TAKE COVER
3xcal1bur
wait what
MonoDj
@3xcal1bur The bomb is gone!
-HaruOkamura-
-Looks around confused-
Welp! Time for plan b!
-Pulls out thot gun and shoots up everyone-
Ari3s
Forget that shit I said fucking me in the asshole.
MonoDj
SHIT! DUCK!
Chemistry
sauce plz
3xcal1bur
DO WE HAVE GUNS?
OceanMan1988
My stand, Star Platinum, can stop time. As soon as I arrived I took the opportunity.
Ari3s
nEGRO O NO
-HaruOkamura-
You can't stop my stand, Milady, She can stop time for 8 seconds
MonoDj
Yes, We have anti-thot guns. Shoot them in vital areas and it will help remove the thottiness.
IamThou
*Falls to her knees*

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@-HaruOkamura-

Why...why would you risk killing both you and I?

*sniff*

*cries*

WOULD YOU ACTUALLY LET ME DIE?

I SAW YOU CRY WHEN I LAST DIE!

WHY?!

*sobs*
MonoDj
We have @OceanMan1988.
-HaruOkamura-
-Shoots up @OceanMan1988 first, putting him in a state of thottiness-
3xcal1bur
@OceanMan1988
WELL CAN YOUR STAND STOP BULLETS? AND THOTS?
5eyeballs
O H MY G O D GET THE RI O T SHIELDS
Ari3s
*pew pew motherfucker, shooting Haru where it matters.*
3xcal1bur
[quickly jumps out of cover and aims to shoot haru]
-HaruOkamura-
NOT IN MY VAGINA!~
-CUMS AS THE BULLETS HIT MY VAGINA-
MonoDj
SNIPERS! READY! AIM!
3xcal1bur
SO MUCH FOR FUCKIN SURRENDERING. THE THOT DIES NOW!
MonoDj
FIRE!
OceanMan1988
Yare Yare Daze.....

Don't blame me for this....

*Points at haru, proceeds to yell while using Star Platinum to advance on and punch*

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
IamThou
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HARU!

*Rushes and pushes Haru to the side, taking the Thot Patrol's bullets for her*

Ari3s
*ANTI-THOT MINI-GUN, ARMED READY, AND FIRING.*
3xcal1bur
[gtg brb]
5eyeballs
//i gtg too crikey
MonoDj
NO!
3xcal1bur
oH SHIT LAVENZA
-HaruOkamura-
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
MonoDj
Lavenza is.... Dead....
Ari3s
*Too late, he has unloaded the daddling gun, to his horror, on the poor, blue-clad girl. F u c k.*
IamThou
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Ugh.....

*Falls to the ground*
OceanMan1988
@-HaruOkamura-

Fine....Let's go!

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

ORAAA!!!
-HaruOkamura-
NO
-falls down next to the velvet loli-
Mako-chan
Wtf is happening
RobowaifuAigis
Jesus Christ
GETBENT
*walks in*

'Sup
IamThou
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Haru...I....Love....You.


.............



...
Souji Seta
(eating popcorn)
MonoDj
Yes! It's over! STANDDOWN, BUT KEEP YOUR GUARD UP!
Firematthew
*coming out of the cafe* what the heck happened here?
Ari3s
fUCK, THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION.

MY INTENTIONS WERE GOOD, DAMMIT.

GOOD I TELL YOU.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Les points handgun to forehead.*
IamThou
*Blood comes out of her body*
MonoDj
DONT!
OceanMan1988
What in the....why'd she do this.....?
Firematthew
*under his breath* wish I had my flamethrower....
IamThou
*Rain intensifies*
-HaruOkamura-
-Feels the life go out of @IamThou-
No... y-you monsters...you killed her....I killed her...
IamThou
*Thunder*
Firematthew
Do NOT commit suicide! God damn it calm the fuck down!
Mako-chan
CRAZY DIAMONDO!!!!!!!!!!!

*Heal IamThou*

I got chu bby
GETBENT
So basically now we have @IAmThot ?
IamThou
..........
RobowaifuAigis
OH GDI
NOT AGAIN
Ari3s
Shit, you right.

*Just kinda, dropping the gun.*
-HaruOkamura-
-Pulls out gun and places it on my heart- I-i can't live with what i've done..
Souji Seta
That was too short, I'm going back to the cafe
Firematthew
Enough lives were lost today.
Mako-chan
This thread...
MonoDj
CASUALTIES: 1 thot injured. 1 civ killed by accidental shots.

IamThou ???-2017
Thotiah
AHAHAHAHAHA! HARU! YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!
MonoDj
YOU!
Ari3s
@Mako-chan Best thing ever, right? Totally not stupid af.
Mako-chan
It's a new adventure on the forum everyday
Firematthew
*gives one last glance to haru and IamThou and goes back inside the cafe.*
Thotiah
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU LET YOUR LOVER DIE FOR THE NAME OF THOTTERY!


YOU'RE THE BEST!
AdachiImouto
Ari3s.

Cease and desist.
Shiza_Salad
the fuck just happened?
-HaruOkamura-
-looks over at thotiah-
T-thotia? W-what are you doing here?..
Ari3s
wHO THE FUCK IS THAT.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
RobowaifuAigis
I KNEW IT
-HaruOkamura-
I-i'm a monster...I need to repent for my sins...
Thotiah
Oh? Why would you end your life? You could be my eternal servant...



I can make you be with Lavenza for the rest of your life... I can revive her into the girl you always desired!
Thotiah
@-HaruOkamura-

Accept my offer, and I shall remove your guilt, and bring back your lover to her former- no, BETTER GLORY.

*Ahem*

Sign this contract.
GETBENT
Time for my animal crackers
Thotiah
"I, _____________, will pledge
my soul to Thotiah for all eternity,
in exchange for the life of my lover,
Lavenza."
MonoDj
DON'T!
MonoDj
YOU WILL DIE!
Ari3s
cEASE THIS FUCKERY, THOtIAH.

THIS WORLD HAS NO PLACE FOR YOUR KIND.
Thotiah
@MonoDj

Shut up, pest!

-Blows away MonoDj with wind-
Firematthew
(OOC: any attempts to interrupt this before it happens I'm in the cafe.
OceanMan1988
@Thotiah

Are you responsible for this?
Thotiah
@-HaruOkamura-

I'm waiting, Haru....
-HaruOkamura-
I, -HaruOkamura-, will pledge
my soul to Thotiah for all eternity,
in exchange for the life of my lover,
Lavenza."
Ari3s
C E A S E.
RobowaifuAigis
Oooooohhh greaattt
Ari3s
God dammit.
Thotiah
@OceanMan1988
I was simply watching this chaos unfold...


This was all Haru's doing...



Okay maybe I influenced her a bit...but hey..


What's done is done.
MonoDj
SHIT!
-HaruOkamura-
For her...
Shiza_Salad
well...shit
OceanMan1988
Star Platinum!

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAAA!!!!
MonoDj
YOU DUMBASS! I AM HURT, AND YOU JUST ALLOWED CORRUPTION IN THIS PLACE!
Thotiah
@-HaruOkamura-

PERFECT!

*Fills Haru with 50000 demons of lust*


Oh, and here's the girl's life back.

*Revives Lavenza and fills her with 20000 demons of lust*

Ahahaha...AHAHAHAHAHA....AHAHAHAHAHA!!!


*Warps*
MonoDj
THEY ARE CORRUPTED! GET THEM!
Ari3s
This is why we can't have nice things.
Ari3s
OH, YES SIR.

*BREAKS OUT THE HANDCUFFS, AND THEY AIN'T THE FUZZY KIND.*
trumpkard
I spot a thot.
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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*Walks over to Haru*
Ari3s
*Sweats.*
OceanMan1988
Not even Star Platinum can't stop this power.....
-HaruOkamura-
-floats into the air, suddenly super horny-
IamThou
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*Projects a gun barrier*
-HaruOkamura-
Y O U C A N N O T S T O P M E
trumpkard
@Ari3s

hmmmmm
Ari3s
FUCK, GUNS WON'T WORK ANYMORE.
3xcal1bur
where is the military? @MonoDj? Where are they??
OceanMan1988
Nani!?
MonoDj
We must run! We can't get the military! RUN, YOU FOOLS!
IamThou
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*Floats with Haru and licks her lips*


I love you, mistress Haru.
3xcal1bur
RETREAT! WE CAN'T FIGHT ANYMORE, THE THOTTINESS IS TOO STRONG FOR THE POLICE! [jesus fuck this is my first mission.]
NotIgor
Don't make me summon the old god Anti-thotiah you knobs
3xcal1bur
LAVENZA NO! DONT BECOME A THOT!
MonoDj
The Anti-Thot Gods are the only thing that can stop them now.
Ari3s
@trumpkard

I'm chill, I swear.
Mako-chan
I vote for IamThot!
IamThou
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*Blows the Thot Patrol away with an incredible force*

*Continues to sensually touch Haru*
RobowaifuAigis
EVERYONE INSIDE LEBLANC NOW!
Ari3s
FALL BACK, FALL BACK.

MEEP MEEP MF.

*Runs off like the fucking Roadrunner.*
MonoDj
Thots lose their power during the afternoon!
3xcal1bur
@Mako-chan WHY
MonoDj
@Mako-chan No!
GETBENT
I vote for the lesbo villains
3xcal1bur
JUST GO GO GO!
GET INTO LEBLANC!
IamThou
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*Tongue kisses Haru while touching her breasts, making lewd sounds*
3xcal1bur
DISCUSS YOUR KINKS LATER, WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE.
-HaruOkamura-
-grabs labenza and kisses her sensually-
MonoDj
I'm out! I need to rest. My injury is getting worse.
FMF
oh no...
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-
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*Removes both of their clothes*

3xcal1bur
@MonoDj
Sergeant! Have you contacted the anti-thot gods?
MonoDj
No. @NotIgor is trying.
3xcal1bur
OH GROSS LAVENZAS LIKE 9.
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-

Mistress Haru, what are we going to do now?
-HaruOkamura-
-touches your breasts softly, while bitting your neck-
3xcal1bur
@MonoDj
we ought to rally and regroup at leblanc, what do you think?
3xcal1bur
um. can those two eldritch thot abominations get a room?
MonoDj
Do it. I need to rest in LeBlanc.
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-

Ohhh yess....this feels amazing...mistress Haru...

💕💕💕💋💋💋
MonoDj
No. Not with this much distraction.
-HaruOkamura-
-pushes @3xcal1bur away
GETBENT
This is better than FFXV plot
3xcal1bur
@GETBENT
thanks?
trumpkard
*pant*

*gasp*

I have ran all the way back to this thread to say...

Don't do that.
IamThou
@-HaruOkamura-

Mistress...do whatever you want with me.

I'm yours....

My lolibox is yours.....

My small breasts are yours....
3xcal1bur
@trumpkard what?
AntiThotGod
This will stop! The power vested in me by the Thot Patrol will end you!
OceanMan1988
Inside cover, now!
3xcal1bur
@AntiThotGod is here!
3xcal1bur
@OceanMan1988
got it!
AntiThotGod
For the hope of a thotless future...
B E G O N E T H O T
-HaruOkamura-
-sticks a hand in your lolibox-
IamThou
OOC: Mishima just posted the rules and this needs to die.

Haru time to stop, dude we're REALLY gonna get fucked if we continue this.
IamThou
OOC: Anyone know a way to quickly end this?
GETBENT
AntiThotGod is working holy shit
AntiThotGod
OOC: I just did
3xcal1bur
Dissolve into a million butterflies?
bluehairedemo
OOC: With the Anit THOT God. Who is here. Right now.
3xcal1bur
Dissolve into a million butterflies?
-HaruOkamura-
-kills self-
IamThou
OOC: *Cue deus ex machina*
GioGio
GOLDO EKUSUPERIENCE REQUIEMU

YOU WILL NEVER REACH REALITY

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAAA!!!

SET DEATH=0
bluehairedemo
OOC: Jebus. That works too.
trumpkard
The thottery is no longer.
IamThou
OOC: NO NOT LIKE THAT HARU, CAN WE MAKE SURE BOTH THE CHARACTERS STAY ALIVE AND LIVE PEACEFULLY TOGETHER?
3xcal1bur
its over... fucking finally.
RobowaifuAigis
Welp
That's one way to end it.
3xcal1bur
I don't even give a damn if the thot is alive or dead at this point.
the thot bombing is over...
IamThou
OOC: Know what, I'll just do this...
bluehairedemo
A... very bloody way to end it.
Ari3s
By gods, I declare this battle OVER!
IamThou
*SUDDENLY THE ANTI THOT GOD PURIFIES BOTH HARU AND LAVENZA, AND SOMEHOW KILLS THOTIAH WHO WAS CURRENTLY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION*
IamThou
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*Falls from the air*

Ow....what just happened?
3xcal1bur
THANK GOD.
NotIgor
We saved the world bois
IamThou
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Oh no, I'm naked again!

Can somebody please bring me clothes? Please!
TheSixthSiren
Let's celebrate. Drinks on me
TheSixthSiren
*gives @IamThou my coat like a gentleman*
IamThou
@TheSixthSiren
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Hey uhh...Haru's going to be okay, right?
hazama
This must be documented. Good job Thot Patrol, you're all among the bravest men I've ever seen. Get them both to a dethotification chamber, just in case.
Inari
h0ld up what happened
Ari3s
A lot, @Inari. A LOT.
NotIgor
We destroyed the thot god
IamThou
@hazama

OOC: Can you summarize this as Act III of Lavenza?

Thx bb.
IamThou
@hazama
OOC: Final act, I promise.
hazama
I'll make sure to when I get home
IamThou
@hazama
OOC: Thx man.
-TheAkiraKurusu-
This is fucked up
hazama
-TheAkiraKurusu- At least none of our men lost their lives
IamThou
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
OOC: Does that mean it beats your "AKECHI RP" spam?
NotIgor
What's this event gonna even be called?
I mean we have things like the Naked_Mitsuru incident the LeBlanc saga etc. but what does this get called on the wiki
bluehairedemo
I like to call it "The THOT Wars"
RobowaifuAigis
The Thotiah Saga?
-TheAkiraKurusu-
@IamThou

still not enough
hazama
The Legend of -HaruOkamura- and IamThou
NotIgor
I like The THOT wars too
hazama
I'm thinking I'll combine all of Haru and IamThou's events into one article
GETBENT
IamThou transformation in IamThot
Sae Niijima
how the hell does this topic have 251 posts
-Mishima-
..BEGONE THOT
NotIgor
You're a bit late on that front
Joker
*coughz
I love you guys, but what the fuck?

Lol.
hazama
I stopped questioning things a long time ago
trumpkard
Good for you @hazama
hazama
Embrace the chaos.
THIS IS A WORLD OF STRENGTH
Skull
I like to think this is the thread where Mishima sat down thinking about the phansite with regret in his eyes and wrote the rules to stop it from ever happening again.
hazama
As I've said before, someone give him a hug.
Joker
He saved the image of the Mishima that got excited with the phanbase activity, looks at anon chat, then ditches his phone over his shoulder.

You may not be far off from the truth, Skull