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Firematthew

One-Liner competition

Let's see who can come up with the best one liner in an hour! Let's go!

TheSixthSiren

Girl you must be the sun because you make my eyes hurt.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

are you hifumi because ill take you togo

Firematthew

(Doesn't have to be a flirty one, just has to be a one-liner, though @TheSixthSiren has a good one)

Ari3s

I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass.

Llllll

Hi I'm Hibiki

Inari

*Presses F*

Some_Guy

Did Yusuke make you? Because you are a work of art.

IamThou

OOC: Did you fall from heaven?

Because Satan did too.

Firematthew

@IamThou ... Yeah you are definitely in the top 3 at the moment. I refuse to say flat out say what you are until the time is up.

Joker

I wish you had tastebuds in your anus.

..Wait...

Some_Guy

Is your name Akira Kurusu? Because I'm about to send you to sleep.

Hibiki

@Llllll

STOP

Boss

Working a coffee shop is hard work....but special beans like you deserve the best treatment

-Reaper-

I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.

Firematthew

@Llllll is in last place. Just saying who you are isn't a good one liner.

-Reaper-

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-Reaper-

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

pure_guy

ZA WARUDO

HahaRIP

The old gods uwu

Firematthew

Whoa @-Reaper- calm down, let others send in a few lines before giving a ton more.

-Reaper-

@Firematthew Sorry

Ari3s

Are you an onion? Cause I'd like to peel away at your layers.

-Mishima-

@Skull

CualiqueXSora

Dude

I'm gay

_Mishima

GURL R U A PERSONA? CUZ I'D FUSE WITH U ANY TIME

Skull

Do you run track because I'll chase after you to the ends of the earth.

HahaRIP

pounces old gods notices bu-

HahaRIP

on a scale of 1-10 what would you rate mine?

TheSixthSiren

Hey baby im like a garden hose. Always kinky

-Reaper-

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

Mako-chan

Are you pure? Because I wanna get anon you bby.

TheSixthSiren

You're gonna need two hands to pull out my "Sword in the stone" ( Í¡Â° ÍœÊ– Í¡Â°)

Some_Guy

Are you planning on executing me like that? Because I think I'm losing my head over you.

HahaRlP

Fake? you're the fake you faker!

HahaRIP

How about me on a different account B)

Some_Guy

How Crow and Igor reacted when they first saw eachother? Nobody nose.

Scrims

Are you planning on playing shogi? No thanks Hifumi is A Recyling Bin.

IamThou

@Scrims

OOC: O U T

Scrims

@iamthou
Hello there

Firematthew

Not flat out rating until it's over.

Ari3s

They say you are what you eat, and if that's true, then I'm gonna be you in the morning.

-Reaper-

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Hibiki

I'm gay.

3xcal1bur

not mine
"prepare for mild to severe discomfort!"

Firematthew

3 minutes remaining. Any last minute one liners?

TheSixthSiren

I like my women like i like my asshole. silent but deadly

Firematthew

And time is up. Checking all the 1 liners.

Firematthew

1st @Ari3s
2nd @Boss
3rd @-Reaper-
HONERABLE MENTION (Most ok one liners) @Some_Guy

MAGATSUIZANAGIPICARO