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Satan

You are all going to Die

Seriously can we get this done soon, my show is on at 8.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

how about later

HahaRIP

http://i.imgur.com/VfanLeO.gif

hazama

Let's not do that today

bluehairedemo

Hey! Get back in the book!

RobowaifuMetis

Can I partake in this purge against the human race, Satan?

imtherealklib

Sup Satan bb

Satan

*steals the soul of -TheAkiraKurusu-

"I will eat you later after torturing you for 666 days"

-TheAkiraKurusu-

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Satan

"Yes"

gives RobowaifuMetis satanic powers.

RobowaifuAigis

MEYIS NO

hazama

Excuse you, the only one allowed to be edgy and use 666 in normal sentences is me

RobowaifuAigis

*Metis

bluehairedemo

Satan! Get back in the compendium!

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@Satan hey give me back my soul

RobowaifuMetis

IT HAS BEEN DONE. IT IS TIME TO BRING AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE.

Satan

incinerates hazama with with a fireball

"That is what you get for being an asshole"

-Reaper-

@Satan leave

AdachiImouto

Hail Satan!

Satan

"ugh Reaper you and me had are chance but I just can't love someone with a small dick"

incinerates reaper

Joker

What are you doing outside of Solitary?
You're not done learning new passives.

*Shoves back in*

imtherealklib

Satan, don't make me call your dad.

Firematthew

Anyone here have anything good for fighting Satan? All I have is a flamethrower, and that is NOT going to be effective.

RobowaifuAigis

Satan must be trolling

Firematthew

(OOC: @Joker XD)

-Reaper-

@Satan you must be confusing me with someone else

Satan

gives adachilmouto satanic powers

bluehairedemo

OOC: Omfg Joker

RobowaifuMetis

How am I supposed to use these Satanic powers you bestowed upon me?

Satan

@-Reaper- you are very talkative for some ashes, you need to learn to shut up.

imtherealklib

Metis. Stop.

hazama

Haha, good thing BlazBlue plot dictates that I can't die.

Fuck off you overgrown titty snake.

Hibiki

W-Wait, excuse me, end of humanity??

Firematthew

Why are you handing out powers like it's candy on Halloween Satan?

Satan

@RobowaifuMetis Bring chaos to this world

-TheAkiraKurusu-

God dammit @Satan give me back my soul or else you'll be executed

-Reaper-

@Satan you need to learn how to get the fuck out here

RobowaifuAigis

METIS YOU ARE GROUNDED IF YOU DO I SWEAR TO MOTHMAN!

Satan

@-TheAkiraKurusu- only if you become my gay lover for all of eternity

RobowaifuMetis

And how shall I do that, Satan?

hazama

The only Satan I respect is the SMTIVA design, otherwise you're just what I said you were; an overgrown snake with titties

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@Satan no i'll never be your gay lover

bluehairedemo

Why can't we just relax?

Satan

@RobowaifuMetis Kill people preferably babies

Hibiki

Can you maybe not kill me ???

Firematthew

I'm sorry what did the conversation between @-TheAkiraKurusu- and @Satan just become?

hazama

Satan and chill don't really go well together

Satan

@-TheAkiraKurusu- So you chose more torture bring out the flog

CrowNotGoroAkechi

Okay wtf is going on rn

Centunculus_fur

Tell me @Satan what could you possibly fear?

bluehairedemo

I know. But can we have just one day without people attacking LaBlanc or Shibuya?

imtherealklib

Satan, plz. I beseech thee, knock it the fuck off.

Satan

@Hibiki if you become one of my seeds of chaos I could probably give you the slide of torturing you for eternity instead of death.

hazama

I mean, I was just reduced to a pile of ash back there.

I'm pissed off now.

imtherealklib

Do not do what he says.

RobowaifuMetis

May I kill all these people, except for my Hibiki?

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@Satan no please anything but torture... any thing but being gay and tortured...

AdachiImouto

Ehehe... Hahaha! look what I can do now!? *raises arm and summons three eldritch abomination* New friends!

Satan

@Centunculus_fur I don't know probably someone commenting on my rack I am very sensitive

imtherealklib

Sayaka stop. Plz.

RobowaifuAigis

@RobowaifuMetis
CEASE

Satan

@RobowaifuMetis yeah sure why not

Hibiki

I think torturing me for eternity might upset Metis...

hazama

Satan your six boobs look like piles of dog shit stuck on the road

Satan

@Hibiki okay what about being fed cookies for all of eternity.

Hibiki

....Cookies huh?

Satan

kills @hazama again

"Don't comment on my rack"

AdachiImouto

@imtherealklib
Don't you wanna meet my new friends?

hazama

Alright, I've met my daily quota of DIO quotes for today

Satan

Yeah the most delicious cookies you will ever taste

hazama

Still can't die

Try again another day

RobowaifuMetis

Alright then. Prepare for the extermination of mankind, everyone. What a joyous day!

imtherealklib

Satan I mean come on. Why? What crawled up your ass to make you this bitchy today?

3xcal1bur

Are you the new sin or some shit

RobowaifuMetis

I shall have Hibiki stand next to me and watch.

bluehairedemo

Ok, I think we need Satanael.

hazama

Guys just keep insulting his man tits

imtherealklib

@AdachiImouto I'd be lying if I said yes.

Satan

@hazama okay about torture then... Hitler bring out the flog.

Hibiki

I don't know if I'm comfortable with this...

3xcal1bur

Kinky.

imtherealklib

@hazama but only you live. Any of us get dead.

hazama

Jokes on you, I can ditch this body and move to another.

Thanks Relius.

NotAJojoReference

Tmw Satan and Lucifer are two different people.

hazama

Yeah but that's a dead Satan and a living Hazama

All would be right with the world

Satan

I can't die I am immortal

imtherealklib

Someone have a fan or something? The goof is weak to wind.

bluehairedemo

@Satan
Dude, we killed gods. We can handle you.

TheSixthSiren

just fold some paper.

RobowaifuMetis

As a matter of fact, I wish to enjoy my time first with Hibiki. I shall save this for another time.

3xcal1bur

I think I have an old electric fan in my basement

RobowaifuMetis

Satan let's go grab a bite or something.

Satan

@RobowaifuMetis okay then destroying the universe can wait for now.

RobowaifuAigis

I totally didn't need this today, it was supposed to be peacful... BUT NOW I'M PISSED.

imtherealklib

@3xcal1bur do it.

RobowaifuAigis

Oh wait nevermind

RobowaifuMetis

What do you wish to eat, Satan?

Hibiki

Metis, I hate to ask, but please... don't? end humanity?
for me?
please?

I-I mean I won't argue if you make your decision but just uh
asking you to rethink this?

bluehairedemo

*sigh* Let's just get to the beach...

Satan

The only restaurants in Hell are taco bells so lets go there

3xcal1bur

We're going to the beach
I can't plug my electric fan in there

RobowaifuMetis

Why do you enjoy such shit-tier garbage like that, Satan?

RobowaifuAigis

@bluehairedemo
Agreed.

AdachiImouto

@imtherealklib
Okay... I will take Slugger, Kyubei and Saya elsewhere then. *pouts*

bluehairedemo

@3xcal1bur
Not you. Aigis and I are.

taco-bell

@Satan

What are you implying

hazama

Actually, there's a PF Changs down there last time I checked.

I'll join in on this little party.

RobowaifuMetis

Let's go back to the surface and eat us some fine authentic Italian food or something.

Satan

Because hell is supposed to miserable, hey I don't make the rules blame god for giving me this shitty job.

Satan

Oh man it has been so long since I have had food that didn't make me want to shit my pants.

RobowaifuMetis

I wish to have Italian food, Satan.

Hibiki

Italian food... I'm allowed to come too, right?

RobowaifuMetis

You going to the surface would mean the beginning of the apocalypse though.

Satan

Okay lets go, I will leave the destruction of to the world to some other god I haven't had Italian since I helped Mussolini rise to power.

3xcal1bur

Breadsticks pls

hazama

I'll show you guys the way to the PF Changs location in hell.

It's a good place, they've got nice sushi.

RobowaifuMetis

Of course you are allowed to come, Hibiki.

hazama

Oh wait, itallian could be good.

I vote itallian.

imtherealklib

@AdachiImouto it's not them, it's me. Just not a fan of Eldritch horrors. Long story, too many tentacles.

Satan

@hazama I don't like Chinese food

Hibiki

Good, I love Italian food.

RobowaifuMetis

Let's all feast on Italian food, everyone.

Satan

mmm spaghetti

3xcal1bur

Lasagna

RobowaifuMetis

YOU DARE MENTION LASAGNA!?! I DESPISE THAT PUTRID DISH!! MUST I ELIMINATE YOU!?!

Hibiki

M-METIS, PLEASE, CLAM DOWN, LET'S JUST HAVE A PEACEFUL DINNER AND IGNORE THEM!

Satan

lasagna is pretty disgusting man

hazama

My spaghetti is cold

Satan

I can heat it up for you

3xcal1bur

@RobowaifuMetis
Jesus Christ chill

RobowaifuMetis

Fine I shall continue eating my spaghetti.

AdachiImouto

Do we have pizza..?

@imtherealklib
Tentacles can come in handy. They can get to places hands couldn't... I never have to lose a manga to my couch again!

Kuma

Is that the ultimate version of Monokuma?

CualiqueXSora

kill me nigga

RobowaifuMetis

I mean this is a Pizzeria/Ristorante,so of course.

RobowaifuMetis

Begone Cualique.

AdachiImouto

Excellent. Life is beautiful.

Hibiki

Spaghetti... I wonder... Ehehe...

3xcal1bur

I'm going to get some pizza

Satan

I have to take a massive dump I will be back in about 666 years or something or tomorrow who knows? My cash is on the table.

Kuma

@3xcal1bur oh , gimme some , please

RobowaifuMetis

Do you wish to feast upon such fine spaghetti with me, Hibiki?

Hibiki

Of course!

3xcal1bur

@Kuma
Ok

RobowaifuMetis

In bed, Hibiki?

Hibiki

...Sounds messy, but whatever you want.

RobowaifuMetis

Molto bene!

Kirito_Kun

Can i kick your ass? @Satan

MakotoYuki14

He doesn't have one

Kirito_Kun

What does he have then?

Kirito_Kun

He has nothing